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Matchup: Sergeant Hodor's Lonely Hearts Club Band vs Crows before Hoes for Ep 5 | Fantasora

Matchup: Sergeant Hodor's Lonely Hearts Club Band vs Crows before Hoes for Ep 5

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Sergeant Hodor's Lonely Hearts Club Band (applecorped)

Character Drafted Total Kills Politics Insults Wine Sex Thrones Deaths Special Feels
Euron Greyjoy
An uncle to Theon Greyjoy, Euron is an infamous pirate who has terrorized seas all around the world. He is described as cunning, ruthless, and with a touch of madness.
#52 15 0 6 9 0 0 0 0 0 0
Jorah Mormont
The exiled head of House Mormont. Jorah was previously one of Daenerys Targaryen's most trusted advisors before his banishment. He returned to her service during a revolt in the fighting pits of Meereen, and now travels with Daario Naharis to rescue Daenerys, who has disappeared along with one of her dragons, Drogon.
#16 3 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 3 0
Doran Martell
The head of House Martell of Dorne, and elder brother of Prince Oberyn Martell.
#40 1 0 0 0 0 0 0 1 0 0
Areo Hotah
The personal bodyguard for Doran Martell.
#57 1 0 0 0 0 0 0 1 0 0
High Septon of the Faith (S3)
The High Septon is formerly the leader of the Faith of the Seven. He was disgraced after the arrival of the Sparrows, and his position was stripped by Cersei and given to the High Sparrow.
#69 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0
Walder Frey
The elderly Lord of the Twins and now Lord of Riverrun after his betrayal of Robb Stark and the Northern forces.
#45 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0
Tommen Baratheon
The King of the Seven Kingdoms after the assassination of his brother, Joffrey Baratheon. He is young and highly impressionable to the various influences in King's Landing that seek to control him.
#28 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0
Samwell Tarly
A steward of the Night's Watch. He is a close friend to Jon Snow, and one of the few people known to have killed a White Walker. He journeys south to begin his training as a Maester to replace the aging Maester Aemon.
#9 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0
Tycho Nestoris
A representative of the Iron Bank of Braavos, a powerful bank who holds a large sum of debt from the Iron Throne.
#64 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0
Davos Seaworth
Ser Davos is a knight serving Stannis Baratheon, and one of his most trusted advisors. He is often at odds with the Red Priestess Melisandre.
#33 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0
High Sparrow
The leader of the Sparrows, a religious movement within the Faith of the Seven. After being appointed as High Septon by Cersei Lannister, he has lead a sweeping inquiry to root out moral corruption in King's Landing, imprisoning Loras Tyrell, Margaery Tyrell, and Cersei Lannister.
#21 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0
Jaime Lannister
The second of the Lannister children, he is Cersei's lover and twin brother, and also the father of her three bastard children, the supposed sons and daughters of the late King Robert Baratheon. He also serves as Lord Commander of the Kingsguard, and recently returns from a mission to Dorne to rescue his daughter/niece, Myrcella Baratheon.
#4 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0
Totals 20 0 6 9 0 0 0 2 3 0

Crows before Hoes (elegaski24)

Character Drafted Total Kills Politics Insults Wine Sex Thrones Deaths Special Feels
Tyrion Lannister
The third, stunted dwarf of the Lannister children - a fugitive from Westeros after losing his trial for the murder of King Joffrey, he has escaped and found service as an advisor to Daenerys Targaryen.
#1 14 0 3 6 5 0 0 0 0 0
Sansa Stark
The second eldest of the Stark children. Sansa has spent many of her past years as prisoner to the Lannisters and more recently, House Bolton, the new Warden of the North. Currently she is married to Ramsay, the heir of House Bolton, who keeps her imprisoned in Winterfell and tortures her sadistically. During the Bolton battle against Stannis Baratheon's forces, Sansa escapes over the Winterfell walls with the help of Theon Greyjoy, and the two make their way as far from the Boltons as possible. She is a huge fan of lemon cakes.
#13 9 0 3 6 0 0 0 0 0 0
Roose Bolton
Lord of House Bolton, and Warden of the North after his betrayal of Robb Stark at the Red Wedding. He is the father of Ramsay Bolton, who is his legitimized bastard son.
#24 1 0 0 0 0 0 0 1 0 0
Alliser Thorne
A former master-of-arms and acting Commander of the Night's Watch, Thorne narrowly lost the Lord Commander choosing to Jon Snow in S5. He later led a mutiny of disgruntled Night's Watch members against Jon Snow, stabbing and leaving him for dead.
#36 1 0 0 0 0 0 0 1 0 0
Olenna Redwyne (Grandma Tyrell)
The matriarch of House Tyrell, Olenna is the grandmother of Margaery and Loras. She is known as the "Queen of Thorns" for her sarcasm and wit.
#37 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0
Olyvar
A former prostitute, Olyvar now manages Littlefinger's brothels while he is away in the Eyrie. He plays a key role in the Sparrows' indictment and imprisonment of Loras Tyrell.
#60 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0
Obara Sand
The eldest of Prince Oberyn Martell's bastard children, known as the Sand Snakes. She wields a spear.
#48 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0
Kevan Lannister
The younger brother of the late Tywin Lannister, Lord of Casterly Rock. Often underestimated as his brother's inferior, Kevan is one of the few in King's Landing who is not afraid to stand up against Cersei Lannister's schemes. With Cersei's imprisonment, he has returned to serve as Hand of the King to the young King Tommen Baratheon.
#61 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0
Nymeria Sand
One of Oberyn Martell's bastards, known as Sand Snakes. She wields a whip.
#49 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0
Petyr Baelish (Littlefinger)
Formerly the Master of Coin, Littlefinger is a conniving political mastermind and serves as Warden of the East after his behind-the-scenes assassination of Lisa Tully.
#12 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0
Melisandre
A Red Priestess from Asshai, Melisandre served as a close advisor to Stannis Baratheon until she abandoned his cause at the Battle of Winterfell against the Boltons.
#25 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0
Gendry
A bastard son of Robert Baratheon, although this fact is not widely known (even to Gendry himself). After being captured by Melisandre, he is freed by Ser Davos and escaped Dragonstone by rowboat. His whereabouts are currently unknown.
#72 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0
Totals 25 0 6 12 5 0 0 2 0 0

Political Wins
6:05 (+3) Sansa Stark:
Sansa learns of the re-emergence of the Blackfish and the Tully army. "Your great-uncle, Brynden the Blackfish, has gathered what remains of the Tully forces and retaken Riverrun. (Secret Discovery)
23:15 (+3) Euron Greyjoy:
Euron wins over the Ironborn caucus, despite Yara Greyjoy's early superdelegate boost from Theon. "I wasn't born to be king. I paid the iron price. And here I stand." (Convincing Argument)
24:55 (+3) Euron Greyjoy:
Euron survives a near-drowning baptism by the Drowned God, and is crowned with a bundle of sticks as the new King of the Iron Islands. (New Title)
30:08 (+3) Tyrion Lannister:
Confirmation that the slave Masters agreed to Tyrion's slavery phase-out proposal.
Varys: "In the last fortnight since our pact with the Masters..." (Convincing Argument)
Insults Delivered / Funny Lines
3:06 (+3) Sansa Stark:
to Littlefinger: "Did you know about Ramsay? If you didn't know you're an idiot. If you did know, you're my enemy." (Witty Insult)
submitted by nyan (approved!)
4:49 (+3) Sansa Stark:
to Littlefinger: "You said you would protect me... I don't believe you anymore... You can't protect me. You won't even be able to protect yourself if I tell Brienne to cut you down." (Threat)
submitted by nyan (approved!)
20:40 (+3) Euron Greyjoy:
"Little Theon. Heard you managed to fuck things right into the ground. Captured a castle you couldn't keep. Got yourself taken prisoner. Even heard you have no cock. Explains why you think a woman can be king." (Witty Insult)
21:59 (+3) Euron Greyjoy:
Theon: "Last I heard, you were gallivanting around the world having a grand old time."
Euron: "Gallivanting? That the sort of thing you start to say once your dick gets chopped off?" (Witty Insult)
submitted by wpearsal (approved!)
22:58 (+3) Euron Greyjoy:
"I'm going to build that fleet, and I'm going to gallivant right over and give it (the Iron Fleet) to Daenarys Targaryen, along with my big cock!" (Witty Insult)
submitted by wpearsal (approved!)
30:41 (+3) Tyrion Lannister:
"The Sons of the Harpy have a good story: resist the foreign invaders. Our queen has an even better story. Mother of Dragons, Breaker of Chains, ...and all that." (Funny Line)
submitted by emilien.raggi (approved!)
31:47 (+3) Tyrion Lannister:
to High Priestess Kinvara: "Thank you for travelling all this way. I know from personal experience how uncomfortable the journey can be. *looks at Varys*" (Funny Line)
Glasses of Wine Consumed
31:13 (+5) Tyrion Lannister:
Tyrion drinks while discussing a PR strategy for the brokered peace agreement during the Meerenese council meeting. (Glass of Wine Consumed)
Deaths
+1 for Alliser Thorne, +1 for Roose Bolton, +1 for Doran Martell, +1 for Areo Hotah
Special
28:19 (+3) Jorah Mormont:
Jorah admits his love for Daenerys after revealing his fatal greyscale infection. "Tyrion Lannister was right. I love you. I'll always love you. Good-bye, Khaleesi." (Special)
submitted by wsleppy (approved!)