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Matchup: Valyrian steel your girl vs Stannis did Nothing Wrong for Ep 8 | Fantasora

Matchup: Valyrian steel your girl vs Stannis did Nothing Wrong for Ep 8

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Valyrian steel your girl (dan.rutigliano88)

Character Drafted Total Kills Politics Insults Wine Sex Thrones Deaths Special Feels
The Waif
A disciple in the House of Black & White. Her real identity is unknown, as she is one of the many identities used by the Faceless Men in their work.
- 20 10 0 0 0 0 0 10 0 0
Tyrion Lannister
The third, stunted dwarf of the Lannister children - a fugitive from Westeros after losing his trial for the murder of King Joffrey, he has escaped and found service as an advisor to Daenerys Targaryen.
#1 16 0 0 6 10 0 0 0 0 0
Alliser Thorne
A former master-of-arms and acting Commander of the Night's Watch, Thorne narrowly lost the Lord Commander choosing to Jon Snow in S5. He later led a mutiny of disgruntled Night's Watch members against Jon Snow, stabbing and leaving him for dead.
#32 1 0 0 0 0 0 0 1 0 0
Samwell Tarly
A steward of the Night's Watch. He is a close friend to Jon Snow, and one of the few people known to have killed a White Walker. He journeys south to begin his training as a Maester to replace the aging Maester Aemon.
#16 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0
Wun Weg Wun Dar Wun
A Wildling Giant, who fought in the Battle of Hardhome and was one of the few to escape.
- 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0
Loras Tyrell
The heir to Highgarden and regarded as one of the most skilled knights in Westeros. He is the brother of Margaery Tyrell. He is currently imprisoned by the High Sparrow for his alleged homosexual affairs with Olyvar, the brothel owner.
#49 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0
Qhono
A Dothraki bloodrider
- 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0
Theon Greyjoy
Heir to the Iron Islands, and formerly a ward of House Stark. Theon has been broken through torture by the hands of Ramsay Bolton, but has escaped Winterfell along with Sansa Stark during the chaos of the Battle of Winterfell.
#17 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0
Totals 37 10 0 6 10 0 0 11 0 0

Stannis did Nothing Wrong (johnwlilly89)

Character Drafted Total Kills Politics Insults Wine Sex Thrones Deaths Special Feels
Brienne of Tarth
A skilled fighter and heir to House Tarth. A sworn sword to the late Catelyn Stark, she continues her mission to ensure the safety of the Stark girls.
#9 9 0 3 3 0 0 0 0 3 0
Kevan Lannister
The younger brother of the late Tywin Lannister, Lord of Casterly Rock. Often underestimated as his brother's inferior, Kevan is one of the few in King's Landing who is not afraid to stand up against Cersei Lannister's schemes. With Cersei's imprisonment, he has returned to serve as Hand of the King to the young King Tommen Baratheon.
#57 3 0 0 3 0 0 0 0 0 0
Tyene Sand
The youngest of Oberyn Martell's bastard children, known as the Sand Snakes. She uses daggers and poisons as her weapons.
#41 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0
Randyll Tarly
Samwell Tarly's disapproving father. He is the Lord of House Tarly, and was one of the greatest soldiers in Westeros.
#40 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0
White Walker (Night King)
The leader of the White Walkers.
#25 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0
Euron Greyjoy
An uncle to Theon Greyjoy, Euron is an infamous pirate who has terrorized seas all around the world. He is described as cunning, ruthless, and with a touch of madness.
#24 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0
Petyr Baelish (Littlefinger)
Formerly the Master of Coin, Littlefinger is a conniving political mastermind and serves as Warden of the East after his behind-the-scenes assassination of Lisa Tully.
#8 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0
Eddard Stark
The long-deceased head of House Stark. There are rumors that he may make a reappearance in flashback form for S6.
#56 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0
Totals 12 0 3 6 0 0 0 0 3 0

Kills
50:08 (+10) The Waif:
The Waif slits the throat of Lady Crane, who is sheltering the injured Arya Stark. "If you'd have done your job, she would have died painlessly." (Kill of Named Character)
Political Wins
18:38 (+3) Brienne of Tarth:
Brienne persuades Jaime Lannister to allow her to broker surrender terms with the Blackfish, who commands the Tully forces holding Riverrun.
Jaime: "I'm a Lannister. Don't ask me to betray my own house."
Brienne: "I do no such thing." (Convincing Argument)
Insults Delivered / Funny Lines
9:57 (+3) Tyrion Lannister:
Varys: "If you shaved your beard with a straight razor, you'd say the razor worked. That doesn't mean it won't cut your throat."
Tyrion: "Spoken like a man who has never had to shave." (Witty Insult)
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14:01 (+3) Brienne of Tarth:
Podrick Payne: "Looks like a siege, my lady."
Brienne: "You have a keen military mind, Pod." (Witty Insult)
22:54 (+3) Kevan Lannister:
Kevan: "Where are you going?"
Cersei Lannister: "To stand by my son."
Kevan: "Your place is in the gallery. With the other ladies of the court."

Read more at: http://transcripts.foreverdreaming.org/viewtopic.php?f=67&t=27550 (Witty Insult)
submitted by dclark51 (approved!)
26:24 (+3) Tyrion Lannister:
Missandei: "I have tried wine before. It made me feel funny."
Tyrion: "That's how you know it's working." (Funny Line)
Glasses of Wine Consumed
25:41 (+5) Tyrion Lannister:
Tyrion drinks in the Meereenese council room. (Glass of Wine Consumed)
27:23 (+5) Tyrion Lannister:
Tyrion refills and drinks while fantasizing about retirement as a winemaker. "One day, after our Queen has taken the Seven Kingdoms, I'd like to have my own vineyard. Make my own wine. The Imp's Delight. Only my close friends could drink it." (Glass of Wine Consumed)
Deaths
55:51 (+10) The Waif:
The Waif is killed after she chases Arya into her darkened quarters, where Arya is able to extinguish the lone candle illuminating the room and gain the upper hand in complete darkness. (Death)
+1 for Alliser Thorne
Special
15:09 (+3) Brienne of Tarth:
As Brienne meets with Jaime inside a tent on the Lannister siege line, Bronn outs himself as Vice President of the Brienne's a Hottie Admiration Society.
Bronn: "You think they're fucking?"
Podrick: "What? No."
Bronn: "Why not? I'd fuck her. You'd fuck her, wouldn't you? ... Well he'd (Jaime) fuck her, that's for sure. And she'd fuck him, don't you think?" (Special)
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