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Rk Team Total Change Behind Kills Politics Insults Wine Sex Thrones Deaths Special Feels
1 - 49.5 -2 - 2 5.5 7 8 2 4.5 8 8 4.5
2 - 45 -1.5 4.5 8 7 1 2.5 7 4.5 3.5 7 4.5
3 - 44.5 -1 5 6 (+1) 8 6 7 4 4.5 1.5 3 4.5
4 - 40 -2.5 9.5 7 1 5 2.5 8 4.5 3.5 4 4.5
5 - 39 1.5 10.5 1 2 3.5 5 (+2.5) 5.5 4.5 7 6 4.5
6 2 38 8 11.5 (+0.5) 4 (+4.5) 5.5 (+0.5) 8 2.5 (+2.5) 5.5 4.5 1.5 2 4.5
7 1 34.5 -1.5 15 5 4 2 2.5 2 4.5 (+1) 5 5 4.5
8 1 33.5 -1 16 3 3 (+1.5) 3.5 (+0.5) 6 2 4.5 6 1 4.5
Rk Team Total Change Behind Kills Politics Insults Wine Sex Thrones Deaths Special Feels
1 - 268 +11 - 10 (+6) 30 (+3) 42 35 0 0 (+2) 28 123 0
2 - 250 +3 18 69 (+3) 33 6 0 15 0 10 117 0
3 1 146 +26 122 36 (+9) 36 (+12) 39 (+5) 15 5 0 0 15 0
4 1 141 - 127 52 15 21 0 25 0 10 18 0
5 3 121 +47 147 (+10) 30 (+21) 30 (+6) 45 0 (+10) 10 0 0 6 0
6 - 118 +23 150 0 (+9) 21 18 5 (+10) 10 0 (+1) 25 (+3) 39 0
7 2 113 +10 155 33 (+6) 27 15 0 0 0 (+1) 11 (+3) 27 0
8 1 90 +15 178 20 (+3) 24 (+6) 18 (+5) 10 0 0 (+1) 15 3 0
Totals 1247 +135 250 216 204 65 65 0 99 348 0
Rk Team Total Change Behind Streak Roto Tiebreaker Points/Game
2 1 5 - - L-1 40 23.5
1 1 5 +1 - W-2 49.5 44.67
3 1 4 +1 1 W-1 39 19.67
4 1 3 - 2 L-1 45 41.67
5 - 3 +1 2 W-1 44.5 24.33
6 2 2 +1 3 W-1 38 20.17
7 1 1 - 4 L-1 34.5 18.83
8 1 1 - 4 L-3 33.5 15

Episode 6: Blood of My Blood

This Aint My Face, Arya Scared? (mel)
Mace Tyrell:
0 pts
0 23 Crows Before Hos (dan.bryant)
Cersei Lannister:
16 pts
Margaery is BAE-lish (casey.mcdevitt)
Samwell Tarly:
9 pts
11 10 Jackleesi, Mother of Lhasa Apso Puppies (jackie.mahoney)
Arya Stark:
6 pts
Jorah the Explorer (natalie.clark)
Jaime Lannister:
32 pts
47 15 You know nothing, Sales (nick.willis)
Walder Frey:
14 pts
Ramsay's Dungeon Nightmares (ben.armson)
Daenerys Targaryen:
3 pts
3 26 Kettleblack Sellsword (autouser)
Randyll Tarly:
26 pts

Episode 7: The Broken Man

Ramsay's Dungeon Nightmares (ben.armson)
Avg: 41.67 , Record: 3-3
Jorah the Explorer (natalie.clark)
Avg: 20.17 , Record: 2-4
Kettleblack Sellsword (autouser)
Avg: 24.33 , Record: 3-3
Jackleesi, Mother of Lhasa Apso Puppies (jackie.mahoney)
Avg: 18.83 , Record: 1-5
You know nothing, Sales (nick.willis)
Avg: 15 , Record: 1-5
Crows Before Hos (dan.bryant)
Avg: 19.67 , Record: 4-2
Margaery is BAE-lish (casey.mcdevitt)
Avg: 44.67 , Record: 5-1
This Aint My Face, Arya Scared? (mel)
Avg: 23.5 , Record: 5-1

Scenario Analysis for Episode 7: The Broken Man

Crows Before Hos (dan.bryant) 4-2, 19.67 points/game, #3

Optimal Scenario with Win

You know nothing, Sales vs. Crows Before Hos [Matchup]
Margaery is BAE-lish vs. This Aint My Face, Arya Scared? [Matchup]
Margaery is BAE-lish loses and you make up 10.5 tiebreaker points on them. (+1 rank)
This Aint My Face, Arya Scared? loses and you make up 1 tiebreaker points on them. (+1 rank)
Resulting Record: 5-2, rank #2

Worst-case Scenario with Loss

Ramsay's Dungeon Nightmares vs. Jorah the Explorer [Matchup]
Ramsay's Dungeon Nightmares wins and you don't make up 6 tiebreaker points on them. (-1 rank)
Kettleblack Sellsword vs. Jackleesi, Mother of Lhasa Apso Puppies [Matchup]
Kettleblack Sellsword wins and you don't make up 5.5 tiebreaker points on them. (-1 rank)
You know nothing, Sales vs. Crows Before Hos [Matchup]
Resulting Record: 4-3, rank #5

Kettleblack Sellsword (autouser) 3-3, 24.33 points/game, #5

Optimal Scenario with Win

Ramsay's Dungeon Nightmares vs. Jorah the Explorer [Matchup]
Ramsay's Dungeon Nightmares loses, or they win and you make up 0.5 tiebreaker points on them. (+1 rank)
Kettleblack Sellsword vs. Jackleesi, Mother of Lhasa Apso Puppies [Matchup]
You know nothing, Sales vs. Crows Before Hos [Matchup]
Crows Before Hos loses and you don't lose more than -5.5 tiebreaker points to them. (+1 rank)
Resulting Record: 4-3, rank #3

Worst-case Scenario with Loss

Ramsay's Dungeon Nightmares vs. Jorah the Explorer [Matchup]
Ramsay's Dungeon Nightmares wins, or they lose and you don't make up 0.5 tiebreaker points on them. (maintain rank)
Jorah the Explorer wins and you lose more than -6.5 tiebreaker points to them. (-1 rank)
Kettleblack Sellsword vs. Jackleesi, Mother of Lhasa Apso Puppies [Matchup]
Resulting Record: 3-4, rank #6

You know nothing, Sales (nick.willis) 1-5, 15 points/game, #8

Optimal Scenario with Win

Ramsay's Dungeon Nightmares vs. Jorah the Explorer [Matchup]
Jorah the Explorer loses and you make up 4.5 tiebreaker points on them. (+1 rank)
Kettleblack Sellsword vs. Jackleesi, Mother of Lhasa Apso Puppies [Matchup]
Jackleesi, Mother of Lhasa Apso Puppies loses, or they win and you make up 1 tiebreaker points on them. (+1 rank)
You know nothing, Sales vs. Crows Before Hos [Matchup]
Resulting Record: 2-5, rank #6

Worst-case Scenario with Loss

Kettleblack Sellsword vs. Jackleesi, Mother of Lhasa Apso Puppies [Matchup]
Jackleesi, Mother of Lhasa Apso Puppies wins, or they lose and you don't make up 1 tiebreaker points on them. (maintain rank)
You know nothing, Sales vs. Crows Before Hos [Matchup]
Resulting Record: 1-6, rank #8

Optimal Scenario with Win

Ramsay's Dungeon Nightmares vs. Jorah the Explorer [Matchup]
Jorah the Explorer loses and you make up 3.5 tiebreaker points on them. (+1 rank)
Kettleblack Sellsword vs. Jackleesi, Mother of Lhasa Apso Puppies [Matchup]
You know nothing, Sales vs. Crows Before Hos [Matchup]
You know nothing, Sales loses, or they win and you don't lose more than -1 tiebreaker points to them. (maintain rank)
Resulting Record: 2-5, rank #6

Worst-case Scenario with Loss

Kettleblack Sellsword vs. Jackleesi, Mother of Lhasa Apso Puppies [Matchup]
You know nothing, Sales vs. Crows Before Hos [Matchup]
You know nothing, Sales wins, or they lose and you lose more than -1 tiebreaker points to them. (-1 rank)
Resulting Record: 1-6, rank #8

Jorah the Explorer (natalie.clark) 2-4, 20.17 points/game, #6

Optimal Scenario with Win

Ramsay's Dungeon Nightmares vs. Jorah the Explorer [Matchup]
Jorah the Explorer wins. (+1 rank)
Kettleblack Sellsword vs. Jackleesi, Mother of Lhasa Apso Puppies [Matchup]
Kettleblack Sellsword loses and you make up 6.5 tiebreaker points on them. (+1 rank)
Resulting Record: 3-4, rank #4

Worst-case Scenario with Loss

Ramsay's Dungeon Nightmares vs. Jorah the Explorer [Matchup]
Kettleblack Sellsword vs. Jackleesi, Mother of Lhasa Apso Puppies [Matchup]
Jackleesi, Mother of Lhasa Apso Puppies wins and you lose more than -3.5 tiebreaker points to them. (-1 rank)
You know nothing, Sales vs. Crows Before Hos [Matchup]
You know nothing, Sales wins and you lose more than -4.5 tiebreaker points to them. (-1 rank)
Resulting Record: 2-5, rank #8

This Aint My Face, Arya Scared? (mel) 5-1, 23.5 points/game, #2

Optimal Scenario with Win

Margaery is BAE-lish vs. This Aint My Face, Arya Scared? [Matchup]
Resulting Record: 6-1, rank #1

Worst-case Scenario with Loss

You know nothing, Sales vs. Crows Before Hos [Matchup]
Crows Before Hos wins and you lose more than -1 tiebreaker points to them. (-1 rank)
Margaery is BAE-lish vs. This Aint My Face, Arya Scared? [Matchup]
This Aint My Face, Arya Scared? loses. (maintain rank)
Resulting Record: 5-2, rank #3

Ramsay's Dungeon Nightmares (ben.armson) 3-3, 41.67 points/game, #4

Optimal Scenario with Win

Ramsay's Dungeon Nightmares vs. Jorah the Explorer [Matchup]
Kettleblack Sellsword vs. Jackleesi, Mother of Lhasa Apso Puppies [Matchup]
Kettleblack Sellsword loses, or they win and you don't lose more than -0.5 tiebreaker points to them. (maintain rank)
You know nothing, Sales vs. Crows Before Hos [Matchup]
Crows Before Hos loses and you don't lose more than -6 tiebreaker points to them. (+1 rank)
Resulting Record: 4-3, rank #3

Worst-case Scenario with Loss

Ramsay's Dungeon Nightmares vs. Jorah the Explorer [Matchup]
Kettleblack Sellsword vs. Jackleesi, Mother of Lhasa Apso Puppies [Matchup]
Kettleblack Sellsword wins, or they lose and you lose more than -0.5 tiebreaker points to them. (-1 rank)
Resulting Record: 3-4, rank #6

Margaery is BAE-lish (casey.mcdevitt) 5-1, 44.67 points/game, #1

Optimal Scenario with Win

Margaery is BAE-lish vs. This Aint My Face, Arya Scared? [Matchup]
Margaery is BAE-lish wins. (maintain rank)
Resulting Record: 6-1, rank #1

Worst-case Scenario with Loss

You know nothing, Sales vs. Crows Before Hos [Matchup]
Crows Before Hos wins and you lose more than -10.5 tiebreaker points to them. (-1 rank)
Margaery is BAE-lish vs. This Aint My Face, Arya Scared? [Matchup]
Margaery is BAE-lish loses. (-1 rank)
Resulting Record: 5-2, rank #3

Round 1

  1. Margaery is BAE-lish chose: Tyrion Lannister (#1)
  2. Ramsay's Dungeon Nightmares chose: Daenerys Targaryen (#2)
  3. Crows Before Hos chose: Cersei Lannister (#3)
  4. Jackleesi, Mother of Lhasa Apso Puppies chose: Arya Stark (#4)
  5. Kettleblack Sellsword chose: Ramsay Bolton (#5)
  6. Jorah the Explorer chose: Jaime Lannister (#6)
  7. This Aint My Face, Arya Scared? chose: Melisandre (#7)
  8. You know nothing, Sales chose: Eddard Stark (#8)

Round 2

  1. You know nothing, Sales chose: Sansa Stark (#9)
  2. This Aint My Face, Arya Scared? chose: Jon Snow (#10)
  3. Jorah the Explorer chose: Brienne of Tarth (#11)
  4. Kettleblack Sellsword chose: Petyr Baelish (Littlefinger) (#12)
  5. Jackleesi, Mother of Lhasa Apso Puppies chose: Bran Stark (#13)
  6. Crows Before Hos chose: Roose Bolton (#14)
  7. Ramsay's Dungeon Nightmares chose: Theon Greyjoy (#15)
  8. Margaery is BAE-lish chose: Samwell Tarly (#16)

Round 3

  1. Margaery is BAE-lish chose: Jorah Mormont (#17)
  2. Ramsay's Dungeon Nightmares chose: Bronn (#18)
  3. Crows Before Hos chose: Margaery Tyrell (#19)
  4. Jackleesi, Mother of Lhasa Apso Puppies chose: Jaqen H'ghar (#20)
  5. Kettleblack Sellsword chose: Varys (#21)
  6. Jorah the Explorer chose: High Sparrow (#22)
  7. This Aint My Face, Arya Scared? chose: Gregor Clegane (The Mountain) (#23)
  8. You know nothing, Sales chose: Tommen Baratheon (#24)

Round 4

  1. You know nothing, Sales chose: Davos Seaworth (#25)
  2. This Aint My Face, Arya Scared? chose: Euron Greyjoy (#26)
  3. Jorah the Explorer chose: Daario Naharis (#27)
  4. Kettleblack Sellsword chose: Tormund Giantsbane (#28)
  5. Jackleesi, Mother of Lhasa Apso Puppies chose: Olenna Redwyne (Grandma Tyrell) (#29)
  6. Crows Before Hos chose: Lancel Lannister (#30)
  7. Ramsay's Dungeon Nightmares chose: Hodor (#31)
  8. Margaery is BAE-lish chose: Alliser Thorne (#32)

Round 5

  1. Margaery is BAE-lish chose: Doran Martell (#33)
  2. Ramsay's Dungeon Nightmares chose: White Walker (Night King) (#34)
  3. Crows Before Hos chose: Grey Worm (#35)
  4. Jackleesi, Mother of Lhasa Apso Puppies chose: Meera Reed (#36)
  5. Kettleblack Sellsword chose: Podrick Payne (#37)
  6. Jorah the Explorer chose: Missandei (#38)
  7. This Aint My Face, Arya Scared? chose: Mace Tyrell (#39)
  8. You know nothing, Sales chose: Walder Frey (#40)

Round 6

  1. You know nothing, Sales chose: Trystane Martell (#41)
  2. This Aint My Face, Arya Scared? chose: Three-eyed raven (#42)
  3. Jorah the Explorer chose: Gilly (#43)
  4. Kettleblack Sellsword chose: Randyll Tarly (#44)
  5. Jackleesi, Mother of Lhasa Apso Puppies chose: Yara Greyjoy (#45)
  6. Crows Before Hos chose: Khal Moro (#46)
  7. Ramsay's Dungeon Nightmares chose: Loras Tyrell (#47)
  8. Margaery is BAE-lish chose: Ellaria Sand (#48)

League Discussion

Stat Leaders (Full char list)  (Transactions)

Total Points
(+1) 123
(+1) 114
(+1) 111
(+3) 101
78
Deaths Points
(+1) 15
(+1) 15
(+1) 15
(+1) 14
(+1) 14

Recent Events (Full Log)

Episode 6: Blood of My Blood

Kills
Jaime slays the Mad King Aerys II during one of Bran's flashback visions. (Kill of Named Character)
Benjen's horse stomps through a wight's chest as he rides in to Meera and Bran's rescue. (Kill of Unnamed Character)
Benjen uses his flaming flail to knock out two wights. (Kill of Unnamed Character)
Benjen sideswipes a wight into a tree, and kills two more with his pickaxe, and sets the last wight on fire with his flaming flail. (Kill of Unnamed Character)
Benjen decapitates the head of a rabbit he has just hunted. (Kill of Unnamed Character)
Political Wins
The High Sparrow convinces King Tommen to allow Margaery to proceed with her Walk of Atonement.
Tommen: "Is there no other way? ... It just seems very dangerous."
High Sparrow: "She'll be protected the entire way. The Faith Militant are very stern with those who overstep their bounds."
(Convincing Argument)
Randyll discovers Gilly's true origins as a Wildling from north of the Wall.
Randyll: "Your way *down* to Castle Black? Where did he kill a White Walker? Where are you from? How'd you come to meet my son?"
Gilly: "The Night's Watch came to our keep."
Randyll: "Where?"
Gilly: "North of the Wall."
Randyll: "North of the Wall? You're a Wildling."
(Secret Discovery)
Randyll takes in Gilly and Little Sam: "Your mother's a fine woman. You're not worthy of her. To please her, I'll take the Wildling in. She can work in the kitchens. The bastard will be raised here." (New Follower/Prisoner)
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Samwell steals his father's Valyrian steel sword, Heartsbane, from above the family mantlepiece.
Gilly: "Sam. That's your father's sword."
Sam: "It's my family's sword."
Gilly: "Sam. Won't he come for it?"
Sam: "He can bloody well try."
(New Weapon)
On his last night in Horn Hill, Samwell steals his father's Valyrian steel sword, Heartsbane, from above the family mantlepiece.
Gilly: "Sam. That's your father's sword."
Sam: "It's my family's sword."
Gilly: "Sam. Won't he come for it?"
Sam: "He can bloody well try."
(Act of Betrayal)
submitted by emilien.raggi (approved!)
The High Sparrow announces Margaery's crimes to the masses gathered at the Sept of Baelor.  "Rich or poor, noble or common, if we sin, we must atone. Margaery of House Tyrell came to us a sinner. She stood before the gods in the holy sept and lied. She turned a blind eye to her brother's sins. She disgraced her house, her King, and herself." (Politics Special)
discovers Bianca's (Sansa Stark actress) treachery after Arya knocks the poisoned whiskey glass out of her hands and exposes the murder plot. "Careful of that one. She wants you dead." (Secret Discovery)
Arya betrays Bianca, who had entrusted her murder plot of Lady Crane to the Faceless Men. "Careful that one... she wants you dead." (Act of Betrayal)
Arya reclaims Needle, which she had buried into the docks of Braavos. (New Weapon)
Margaery successfully convinces Tommen to accept the Lord and Saviour High Sparrow into his heart.
High Sparrow: "Queen Margaery has already atoned for her sins by bringing another into the true light of the Seven."
(Convincing Argument)
The High Sparrow picks up an ownership stake in King's Landing after announcing a joint venture with Tommen Baratheon to make the Seven Kingdoms great again.
High Sparrow: "Together we announce a new age of harmony. A holy alliance between the Crown and the Faith."
Tommen: "The Crown and the Faith are the twin pillars upon which the world rests. Together we will restore the Seven Kingdoms to glory."
(Acquire a New Castle/City/Army/Loot)
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The High Sparrow announces the latest high-profile devotees to sign onto Team Sparrow, in a joint press conference with Tommen Baratheon and Margaery Tyrell.

"Queen Margaery has already atoned for her sins by bringing another into the true light of the Seven. Together we announce a new age of harmony. A holy alliance between the Crown and the Faith."
(New Follower/Prisoner)
Walder overrules his sons, Lothar and Black Walder, ordering them to take back Riverrun despite their strategic doubts. (Executive Decision)
Despite being demoted out of the Kingsguard, Jaime is assigned a new role as head of the Lannister armies sent to deal with the Blackfish in the Riverlands. "I'm being sent to deal with the Blackfish. Apparently Walder Frey can't manage it on his own because he's 400 years old. Sent me with an army to the Riverlands and a siege that could last months." (New Title)
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Cersei convinces Jaime to accept Tommen's assignment to lead the Lannister army to assist Walder Frey in taking back Riverrun.

"Stand at the head of our army where you belong, where Father wanted you. Show our men where their loyalties belong. Show them what Lannisters are, what we do to our enemies. And take that stupid little castle back because it's ours and because you can."
(Convincing Argument)
After burning down the Vaes Dothrak gym, Daenerys earns the appropriate badge to regain control over Drogon, riding him in dramatic fashion over her crowd of Dothraki followers. (New Follower/Prisoner)
submitted by Lem Lemoncake (approved!)
Insults Delivered / Funny Lines
6:29 (+3) Gilly:
to Sam: "You're nervous. You're a nervous talker. [prolonged silence] ... That's not any better being a nervous mute." (Witty Insult)
Sam: "I told them I met you in the North."
Gilly: "Did you tell them how far north?"
Sam: "Well, it wasn't a very large piece of parchment..."
(Funny Line)
Melessa Tarly: "Samwell, would you care for more bread?"
Sam: "Oh, yes. Yes, please."
Randyll Tarly: "Not fat enough already?"
(Witty Insult)
to Sam: "I thought the Night's Watch might make a man of you. Something resembling a man at least. You managed to stay soft, and fat. Your nose buried in books. Spending your life reading about the achievements of better men." (Witty Insult)
"I took you (Gilly) for a Mole's Town whore when I saw you and I made my peace with that. Who else would have him (Samwell)? But I overestimated him. No, it was a Wildling whore that seduced my son." (Witty Insult)
referring to Gilly: "This you getting back at me, boy? Bringing *that* to my table and making me dine with *it*?" (Witty Insult)
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to his sons: "You've lost it? ... It's a castle, not a bloody sheep. Presumably you still know where it is." (Witty Insult)
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"All across the Riverlands right down to King's Landing, they're laughing at us. I hear it in my sleep! I'm not dead yet, unfortunately for you. And I'll not leave this world until they all choke on that laughter." (Threat)
Glasses of Wine Consumed
Randyll drinks after toasting to his son Dickon for the 70-yard deer kill from that day's hunt. (Glass of Wine Consumed)
Izembaro drinks backstage as he laments the terrible crowd. "No laugh for Ned's death. These people are worse than animals." (Glass of Wine Consumed)
drinks backstage as Izembaro angrily rants about others criticism of his playwriting. (Glass of Wine Consumed)
Walder Frey takes a sip of wine while listening to excuses from his useless sons, Lothar and Black Walder. (Glass of Wine Consumed)
submitted by alexanderdropkin (approved!)
Acts of Intercourse
Cersei and Jaime get it on after hot and heavy dirty talk about the power of House Lannister and destroying their enemies. "They've made us both stronger, all of them. They have no idea how strong we are. No idea what we're going to do to them. We've always been together. We'll always be together." (Act of Intercourse)
Jaime and Cersei get it on after hot and heavy dirty talk about the power of House Lannister and destroying their enemies. "They've made us both stronger, all of them. They have no idea how strong we are. No idea what we're going to do to them. We've always been together. We'll always be together." (Act of Intercourse)
Deaths
Benjen tells the story of his death and resurrection to Bran Stark: "I led a ranging party deep into the North to find White Walkers. They found us. A white walker stabbed me in the gut with a sword of ice. Left me there to die. To turn. The Children found me. Stopped the walker's magic from taking hold." (Death)
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+1 for Bran Stark, +1 for Rickon Stark, +1 for Hodor, +1 for Osha, +1 for Alliser Thorne, +1 for Balon Greyjoy, +1 for Roose Bolton, +1 for Fat Walda Frey, +1 for Olly, +1 for Leaf, +1 for Three-eyed raven, +1 for Greatjon Umber, +1 for Doran Martell, +1 for Trystane Martell, +1 for Areo Hotah, +1 for Bowen Marsh, +1 for Ser Gerold Hightower, +1 for Ser Arthur Dayne, +1 for Khal Moro, +1 for Aggo, +1 for Khal Rhalko, +1 for Khal Forzo, +1 for Child of the Forest, +1 for Othell Yarwyck
Special
Bran progresses through a series of flashback visions as Meera drags him throw the snow. (Special)
Jaime: "He has our son! He stole our son! He's torn our family apart." (Special)