Matchup: BigTallTyrian vs Straight outta Fleebottom for Ep 4
The Nights Watch
Kills
24:24
(+2)
Daario Naharis :
Daario catches up with the Dothraki guard before he can sound the alarm, strangling him and finally breaking his neck.
(Kill of Unnamed Character)
24:40
(+10)
Daario Naharis :
Daario stabs Ahko through the back with his knife, saving Jorah's life. "Told you, I'm very attached to this knife."
(Kill of Named Character)
46:20
(+10)
Ramsay Bolton:
Ramsay exposes his knowledge of Osha's loyalty to the Starks, stabbing her through the throat before she can assassinate him.
(Kill of Named Character)
55:17
(+10)
Daenerys Targaryen:
Daenerys shoves the last torchstand at Khal Moro, burning him alive inside the Temple of the Dosh Khaleen.
(Kill of Named Character)
56:01
(+20)
Daenerys Targaryen:
Daenerys burns down the Temple of the Dosh Khaleen, with Khal Rhalko and Khal Forzo inside of it.
(Kill of Named Character)
56:01
(+24)
Daenerys Targaryen:
Daenerys burns down the Temple of the Dosh Khaleen, with twelve unnamed Khals and their bloodriders inside of it, in addition to Khal Moro, Rhalko, and Forzo.
(Kill of Unnamed Character)
Political Wins
27:30
(+3)
Daenerys Targaryen:
Daenerys convinces her rescuers on a new escape plan
Daenerys: "We will *never* get out of Vaes Dothrak alive."
Jorah: "All we can do is try."
Daenerys: "No. We can do more than that. And you're going to help me." (Convincing Argument)
Daenerys: "We will *never* get out of Vaes Dothrak alive."
Jorah: "All we can do is try."
Daenerys: "No. We can do more than that. And you're going to help me." (Convincing Argument)
39:52
(+3)
Cersei Lannister:
Despite their initial protests, Cersei convinces the Hand of the King Kevan Lannister and Olenna Tyrell to go with her plan to march the Tyrell army into King's Landing to arrest the High Sparrow and rescue Queen Margaery.
Kevan Lannister: "We'll have civil war. Many will die."
Olenna Tyrell: "Many will die no matter what we do. Better them than us." (Convincing Argument)
Kevan Lannister: "We'll have civil war. Many will die."
Olenna Tyrell: "Many will die no matter what we do. Better them than us." (Convincing Argument)
56:22
(+9)
Daenerys Targaryen:
The Dothraki of Vaes Dothrak arrive at the Temple of the Dosh Khaleen and bow down to Daenerys as their new ruler, after she kills off all of the Khals by burning them alive in the Temple. Among them are Khal Moro's bloodrider Qhono, the High Priestess of the Dosh Khaleen, and the Lhazareen Khal widow.
(New Follower/Prisoner)
56:28
(+3)
Daenerys Targaryen:
Daenerys claims dominion over Vaes Dothrak as the inhabits of the city bow down to her, after her burning of the Temple of the Dosh Khaleen and all of the ruling Khals inside of it.
(Acquire a New Castle/City/Army/Loot)
Insults Delivered / Funny Lines
8:18
(+3)
Brienne of Tarth:
Brienne: "I was Kingsguard to Renly Baratheon. Before Renly was assassinated with bloodmagic."
Nervous Davos: "That's... in the past now."
Brienne: "Yes, it's in the past. It doesn't mean I forget. *looks at Melisandre* Or forgive." (Threat)
Nervous Davos: "That's... in the past now."
Brienne: "Yes, it's in the past. It doesn't mean I forget. *looks at Melisandre* Or forgive." (Threat)
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20:05
(+3)
Daario Naharis :
Daario: "I don't think you can ride the Dragon. Twenty years ago, maybe."
Jorah: "What?"
Daario: "Our Queen. She's wild, you know. Don't let her size fool you. It's hard enough for me, and I'm a young man. You... I don't think your heart could take it." (Witty Insult)
Jorah: "What?"
Daario: "Our Queen. She's wild, you know. Don't let her size fool you. It's hard enough for me, and I'm a young man. You... I don't think your heart could take it." (Witty Insult)
20:38
(+3)
Jorah Mormont:
Daario: "Oh, I don't want to fight you, Jorah the Andal. What do I have to gain? If I win, I'm the shit who killed an old man. If I lose, I'm the shit who was killed by an old man."
Jorah: "You didn't get much discipline as a child, did you?" (Witty Insult)
Jorah: "You didn't get much discipline as a child, did you?" (Witty Insult)
20:43
(+3)
Daario Naharis :
to Jorah: "If I win, I'm the shit who killed an old man. If I lose, I'm the shit who was killed by an old man.
(Funny Line)
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22:03
(+3)
Daario Naharis :
when Jorah asks Daario to surrender his signature knife: "ahh... I'm... very attached to this knife."
(Funny Line)
23:01
(+3)
Daario Naharis :
As he and Jorah watch a Dothraki couple going at it on the streets: "I should have been born a Dothraki."
(Funny Line)
48:47
(+3)
Ramsay Bolton:
Ramsay sends a letter to Jon Snow, demanding Sansa back:
"Keep her from me and I will ride north and slaughter every wildling man, woman, and babe living under your protection. You will watch as I skin them living. You will watch as my soldiers take turns raping your sister. You will watch as my dogs devour your wild little brother. Then I will spoon your eyes from their sockets and let my dogs do the rest. Come and see." (Threat)
"Keep her from me and I will ride north and slaughter every wildling man, woman, and babe living under your protection. You will watch as I skin them living. You will watch as my soldiers take turns raping your sister. You will watch as my dogs devour your wild little brother. Then I will spoon your eyes from their sockets and let my dogs do the rest. Come and see." (Threat)
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53:14
(+3)
Daenerys Targaryen:
to the Dothraki Khals: "And here, now, what great matters do the Great Khals discuss? Which little villages you'll raid, how many girls you'll get to fuck, how many horses you'll demand in tribute. You are small men. None of you are fit to lead the Dothraki."
(Witty Insult)
Glasses of Wine Consumed
48:01
(+5)
Tormund Giantsbane:
Tormund drinks from his mug as Jon Snow unrolls the letter from Ramsay Bolton.
(Glass of Wine Consumed)
Acts of Intercourse
45:55
(+5)
Ramsay Bolton:
Ramsay gets a handy prelude from Osha, before surprising her with some intense penetration.
(Act of Intercourse)
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55:58
(+15)
Daenerys Targaryen:
Daenerys emerges outside of the burning Temple of the Dosh Khaleen, with her clothes burned away, but unharmed.
(Non-sexual Nude Scene)
Deaths
+1 for Balon Greyjoy, +1 for Roose Bolton, +1 for Trystane Martell
Special
20:28
(+3)
Jorah Mormont:
Friendzone ribbing from alpha-male Daario
Daario Naharis: "It must make you angry, that our Queen chose me."
Jorah: "It makes me sad. You'll disappoint her before long, she'll move on." (Special)
Daario Naharis: "It must make you angry, that our Queen chose me."
Jorah: "It makes me sad. You'll disappoint her before long, she'll move on." (Special)
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21:03
(+3)
Jorah Mormont:
Jorah the Explorah gives Daario this week's culture lesson on Dothraki city layout.
"The road running through the Horse Gate, they call that the Godsway. Eastern Market, Western Market. When Khal Drogo died, she was supposed to come here and join the Dosh Khaleen, the widows of the dead Khals. That's where they'll have taken her. The Temple of the Dosh Khaleen." (Special)
"The road running through the Horse Gate, they call that the Godsway. Eastern Market, Western Market. When Khal Drogo died, she was supposed to come here and join the Dosh Khaleen, the widows of the dead Khals. That's where they'll have taken her. The Temple of the Dosh Khaleen." (Special)
25:10
(+3)
Jorah Mormont:
Jorah reminds Daario about the rules of engagement in Vaes Dothrak: "If they find a body with a stab wound, the whole city will be looking for us."
(Special)