Matchup: see ya later Bran flakes vs Lady Stoneheart for Ep 2
To Infinity and Beyond The Wall
Kills
Zombie Gregor smashes in the head of a King's Landing drunk who was spreading stories about Cersei.
(Kill of Unnamed Character)
Political Wins
9:53
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Davos Seaworth:
Davos takes up Longclaw (Jon Snow's Valyrian sword) as he and the other Night's Watchmen prepare to defend against Ser Alliser Thorne. "I've never been much of a fighter... Apologies for what you're about to see."
(New Weapon)
41:21
(+3)
Balon Greyjoy:
Balon commands that the Ironborn should continue attacking the mainland over Yara Greyjoy's protests.
Yara: "We took those castles because the Northerners marched off to war. That war is over. The last time we provoked them too far, I watched from that window as they breached our walls and knocked down our towers. I lost two brothers that day."
Balon: "And I lost three sons. ... when you rule the Iron Islands you can wage all the peace you want but for now shut your mouth and obey or I will make another heir who will." (Executive Decision)
Yara: "We took those castles because the Northerners marched off to war. That war is over. The last time we provoked them too far, I watched from that window as they breached our walls and knocked down our towers. I lost two brothers that day."
Balon: "And I lost three sons. ... when you rule the Iron Islands you can wage all the peace you want but for now shut your mouth and obey or I will make another heir who will." (Executive Decision)
48:00
(+3)
Davos Seaworth:
Davos convinces Melisandre to make an attempt to revive Jon Snow after she has lost faith in the Lord of Light in their long-awaited Disney moment. "I'm not a devout man, obviously. Seven Gods, Drowned Gods, Tree Gods, it's all the same. I'm not asking the Lord of Light for help. I'm asking the woman who showed me that miracles exist."
(Convincing Argument)
52:16
(+3)
Melisandre:
Melisandre invokes her pleas to the Lord of Light in an attempt to resurrect Jon Snow. After several minutes and of killing the hopes of everyone in the room, Jon is left alone and suddenly awakes, gasping for breath. God damn lag.
(New Follower/Prisoner)
submitted by jfarmz (approved!)
Insults Delivered / Funny Lines
9:49
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Davos Seaworth:
Davos as he takes Jon's sword and rallies the men against Ser Alliser Thorne: "I've never been much of a fighter... Apologies for what you're about to see."
(Funny Line)
39:49
(+3)
Balon Greyjoy:
to Yara Greyjoy: "When you rule the Iron Islands, you can wage all the peace you want. But for now, shut your mouth and obey or I will make another heir who will."
(Witty Insult)
submitted by nsimmonds (approved!)
Glasses of Wine Consumed
19:25
(+5)
Cersei Lannister:
Cersei takes a sip while speaking with her son Tommen.
(Glass of Wine Consumed)
submitted by rwrigley86 (approved!)
Deaths
44:13
(+10)
Balon Greyjoy:
After attempting to attack his brother, Euron Greyjoy, Balon is thrown over the bridge at Pyke and into the sea.
(Death)