Matchup: KhaleesiSOMF vs ThatsSoBloodRaven for Ep 2
Casterly Sellsword (Public #36)
Political Wins
31:17
(+3)
Cersei Lannister:
Cersei stacks the Small Council in her favor, appointing the loyal Mace Tyrell as Master of Coin and Qyburn as Master of Whisperers, over the protests of Grand Maester Pycelle and Kevan Lannister.
Grand Maester Pycelle: "Your Grace... him? This- this man (Qyburn)? This... embarrassment to the Citadel? ... what qualifications can he possibly have for this post?"
Cersei: "The qualification of loyalty, Grand Maester. That's far more than the eunuch ever had." (Politics - uncategorized)
Grand Maester Pycelle: "Your Grace... him? This- this man (Qyburn)? This... embarrassment to the Citadel? ... what qualifications can he possibly have for this post?"
Cersei: "The qualification of loyalty, Grand Maester. That's far more than the eunuch ever had." (Politics - uncategorized)
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Insults Delivered / Funny Lines
to Brienne, remarking on her new armor: "We've met, with Renly Baratheon... What did he say about you? He said, 'Your loyalty came free of charge.' Someone appears to have paid quite a bit for it since then."
(Witty Insult)
to Brienne: "This woman swore to protect Renly, she failed. She swore to protect your mother, she failed. Why would I want somebody with your history of failure guarding Lady Sansa?"
(Witty Insult)
submitted by moonbaseu92 (approved!)
16:01
(+3)
Cersei Lannister:
Jaime: "I'm going to make this better.
Cersei: "You've never made anything better." (Witty Insult)
Cersei: "You've never made anything better." (Witty Insult)
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Tyrion: "There's a bug."
Varys: "Yes, best be careful. You might accidentally consume some solid food." (Witty Insult)
Varys: "Yes, best be careful. You might accidentally consume some solid food." (Witty Insult)
Glasses of Wine Consumed
8:25
(+5)
Sansa Stark:
Sansa has a taste of ale while dining with Littlefinger at the inn. "Don't see what all the fuss is about. Why do men love it so much?"
(Glass of Wine Consumed)
Special
15:28
(+3)
Cersei Lannister:
Jaime talks to Cersei about Myrcella. "The world can't know she's our daughter."
(Special)