Matchup: Silverfoot the Unfair vs Da King in Da Norf for Ep 2
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Kills
51:13
(+4)
Theon Greyjoy:
Theon cuts down two of Euron's soldiers as they board Yara's ship.
(Kill of Unnamed Character)
54:43
(+2)
Theon Greyjoy:
Theon cuts down one last Ironborn, before his uncle Euron calls to him.
(Kill of Unnamed Character)
Political Wins
Varys convinces Daenerys that she doesn't need to demand his blind allegiance, as long as she is a just ruler.
Daenerys: "Proven himself loyal? Quite the opposite. If he dislikes one monarch, he conspires to crown the next one. What kind of servant is this?"
Varys: "The kind the realm needs. Incompetence should not be rewarded with blind loyalty. As long as I have my eyes, I'll use them. I wasn't born into a great house. I came from nothing. I was so sold as a slave, and carved up as an offering. When I was a child I lived in gutters, alleys, abandoned houses. You want to know where my true loyalties lie? Not with any king or queen, but with the people. The people, who suffer under despots and prosper under just rule, the people whose hearts you aim to win." (Convincing Argument)
Daenerys: "Proven himself loyal? Quite the opposite. If he dislikes one monarch, he conspires to crown the next one. What kind of servant is this?"
Varys: "The kind the realm needs. Incompetence should not be rewarded with blind loyalty. As long as I have my eyes, I'll use them. I wasn't born into a great house. I came from nothing. I was so sold as a slave, and carved up as an offering. When I was a child I lived in gutters, alleys, abandoned houses. You want to know where my true loyalties lie? Not with any king or queen, but with the people. The people, who suffer under despots and prosper under just rule, the people whose hearts you aim to win." (Convincing Argument)
19:17
(+3)
Cersei Lannister:
Qyburn presents a high-powered dragon-killing ballista to Cersei. "Apparently, one of Daenerys' dragons was wounded by spears in the fighting pits of Meereen. If they can be wounded, they can be killed."
(New Weapon)
41:39
(+3)
Sansa Stark:
Sansa is given command of Winterfell as Jon travels to meet with Daenerys Targaryen. "You are my sister. You're the only Stark in Winterfell. Until I return, the North is yours."
(New Title)
Insults Delivered / Funny Lines
49:42
(+3)
Ellaria Sand:
to Theon, as she gets between Yara's legs: "Why are you standing all the way over there then? The foreign invasion is underway."
(Funny Line)
Glasses of Wine Consumed
48:30
(+5)
Ellaria Sand:
Ellaria tries out the beverages stocked by the Greyjoy fleet. "How can you drink this piss? When we reach Sunspear I'll treat you to a Dornish Red, the best in the world."
(Glass of Wine Consumed)
48:33
(+5)
Theon Greyjoy:
Theon drinks with Yara and Ellaria Sand below deck as they sail for Sunspear.
(Glass of Wine Consumed)
Acts of Intercourse
Grey Worm kisses Missandei after confessing that she is his one weakness.
(Act of Intercourse)
Missandei gets with Grey Worm on the very last night before he sails off for Casterly Rock.
(Act of Intercourse)
Special
Missandei gives a lesson on Valyrian gendered pronouns in ancient prophecies: "Your Grace, forgive me, but your translation is not quite accurate. That noun has no gender in High Valyrian, so proper translation for that prophecy would be 'the prince or princess who was promised will bring the dawn'.
(Special)
Qyburn presents a high-powered dragon-killing ballista to Cersei. "Apparently, one of Daenerys' dragons was wounded by spears in the fighting pits of Meereen. If they can be wounded, they can be killed."
(Special)
20:18
(+3)
Ellaria Sand:
to Tyrion: "My greatest regret is that Oberyn died fighting for you."
(Special)
55:00
(+3)
Theon Greyjoy:
Euron taunts Theon into fleeing the battle as he holds Yara captive: "Ah come on, you cockless coward. I have her. Come and get her."
(Special)