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Matchup: A Lannister always checks his log vs Untested, Unlicensed, Unsupported for Ep 2 | Fantasora

Matchup: A Lannister always checks his log vs Untested, Unlicensed, Unsupported for Ep 2

Valar Analyticas (All Men Must Analyze)

A Lannister always checks his log (ihussai)

Character Drafted Total Kills Politics Insults Wine Sex Thrones Deaths Special Feels
Jon Snow
Recently declared King in the North, he is the bastard son of Ned Stark, and formerly served as Lord Commander of the Night's Watch before he was betrayed by his fellow men.
#4 7 1 3 0 0 0 0 0 3 0
Jorah Mormont
The exiled head of House Mormont. Jorah was previously one of Daenerys Targaryen's most trusted advisors before his banishment and subsequent infection with the fatal greyscale disease. As Daenerys leaves for Westeros, he wanders Essos in search of a cure.
#24 5 0 0 0 5 0 0 0 0 0
Gregor Clegane (The Mountain)
A knight and the head of House Clegane, he serves as a member of the Kingsguard and Cersei's personal muscle. He is a massive and impossibly strong warrior, although he remains speechless and zombie-like ever since being wounded in a Trial by Combat against Oberyn Martell.
#17 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0
Dickon Tarly
Samwell's younger, more physically formidable brother. He is the heir to House Tarly after Samwell was sent by his father to join the Night's Watch.
#64 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0
Pirate on the Silence (actor: Conor McGregor)
 #57 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0
Vance Corbray
A member of Lysa Arryn's court.
#77 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0
Jaqen H'ghar
The leader of the Faceless Men of Braavos, and a skilled assassin. He trains Arya to become an assassin in the House of Black and White, although she later leaves his training to return to Westeros.
#44 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0
Edmure Tully
Catelyn Stark's brother, and the heir to House Tully and Riverrun. He is held as a prisoner of Lord Walder Frey after the betrayal at the Red Wedding.
#37 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0
Totals 12 1 3 0 5 0 0 0 3 0

Untested, Unlicensed, Unsupported (brandon.barbour)

Character Drafted Total Kills Politics Insults Wine Sex Thrones Deaths Special Feels
Archmaester Ebrose
Archmaester at the Citadel in Oldtown, where new Maesters are trained.
#50 12 0 3 3 0 0 0 0 6 0
Qyburn
The new Master of Whispers in King's Landing, loyally serving Queen Cersei Lannister. A disgraced former Maester, he engages in many scientific experiments in his dungeon lab
#11 3 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 3 0
Brienne of Tarth
A skilled fighter and heir to House Tarth. After swearing an oath to Catelyn Stark, she continues her mission to ensure the safety of the Stark girls.
#10 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0
Aeron Greyjoy
An uncle of Theon Greyjoy, who serves as a priest to the Drowned God.
#51 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0
Harald Karstark
A northern lord, allied with the Boltons. He was the son of Rickard Karstark, who was beheaded by Robb Stark for treason.
#70 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0
Illyrio Mopatis
Magister of Pentos, one of the free cities of Essos. He hosted the exiled Viserys and Daenerys Targaryen.
#71 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0
Bronn
A former sellsword, who has risen through the ranks of nobility thanks to his fighting skills and work for the Lannisters. He has accompanied Jaime Lannister on his missions to Dorne and Riverrun.
#30 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0
Podrick Payne
A squire in the service of Brienne of Tarth. He previously served as Tyrion Lannister's squire.
#31 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0
Totals 15 0 3 3 0 0 0 0 9 0

Kills
43:40 (+1) Jon Snow:
Jon chokes a creeping Littlefinger against a wall in the Crypts of Winterfell. "Talk to my sister, and I'll kill you myself." (Minor Injury of Named Character)
Political Wins
0:00 (+3) Archmaester Ebrose:
The Archmaester forbids Jorah Mormont from receiving the experimental Greyscale treatment documented by Archmaester Pylos.

Ebrose: "I'm familiar with Archmaester Pylos and his study of rare diseases ... And shall I tell you how he died? From Greyscale. The procedure's far too dangerous, which is why it's now forbidden." (Executive Decision)
submitted by hkeseyan (approved!)
39:03 (+3) Jon Snow:
Jon Snow decides that he must go to Dragonstone to meet with Daenerys, despite objections from Sansa and nearly all the Northern lords. "Daenerys is a Queen. Only a King could convince her to help us. It has to be me." (Executive Decision)
Insults Delivered / Funny Lines
0:00 (+3) Archmaester Ebrose:
Samwell Tarly: "I met Stannis Baratheon's daughter at Castle Black. She had the Greyscale as a baby and was cured."
Archmaester Ebrose: "No."
Samwell: "Isn't there some way..."
Ebrose: "Does this look like a baby to you?" (referencing their patient, Jorah Mormont)
Samwell: "No."
Ebrose: "Have you studied the varying rates of greyscale progression in infants and fully grown men?"
Samwell: "No." (Funny Line)
submitted by pacelli929 (approved!)
Glasses of Wine Consumed
31:45 (+5) Jorah Mormont:
Jorah drinks the rum given to him by Samwell, as he braces himself to undergo the experimental Greyscale procedure. (Glass of Wine Consumed)
Special
10:48 (+3) Jon Snow:
Sansa reading Tyrion's letter to Jon Snow: "All dwarves are bastards in their father's eyes." (Special)
16:41 (+6) Archmaester Ebrose:
Ebrose: "Does this look like a baby to you?"
Samwell Tarly: "No."
Ebrose: "Have you studied the varying rates of Greyscale progression in infants and fully grown men?"
Samwell: "No." (Special)
submitted by nyan (approved!)
19:17 (+3) Qyburn:
Qyburn presents a high-powered dragon-killing ballista to Cersei. "Apparently, one of Daenerys' dragons was wounded by spears in the fighting pits of Meereen. If they can be wounded, they can be killed." (Special)