Matchup: Petyr Baelick my balls vs hodor hodor hodor hodor for Ep 1

Valar Morghulis... Don't You Mean YOLO?

Petyr Baelick my balls (kab7va)

Character	Drafted	Total	Kills	Politics	Insults	Wine	Sex	Thrones	Deaths	Special	Feels
Gilly A daughter of Craster, a wildling who lived in a fortified compound north of the Wall. She and her baby escaped to Castle Black with Samwell Tarly.	#45	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0
Obara Sand One of Prince Oberyn Martell's bastard children, known as the Sand Snakes.	#36	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0
Sansa Stark The second eldest Stark child. Though currently married to Tyrion Lannister, she has been smuggled into the Vale by Littlefinger, where she poses as his niece, Alayne Stone.	#13	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0
Davos Seaworth A former smuggler, Ser Davos is now a knight serving Stannis Baratheon, and one of his most trusted advisors, though he is often at odds with the Red Priestess Melisandre.	#20	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0
Beric Dondarrion Lord of Blackhaven, bannermen to House Baratheon. He now leads the Brotherhood Without Banners, an outlaw fighting group in the Riverlands.	#52	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0
Petyr Baelish (Littlefinger) Formerly the Master of Coin, Littlefinger has been sent to the Vale to serve as Warden of the East.	#4	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0
Yara Greyjoy Theon's older sister, Yara was raised on the Iron Islands as a true Ironborn. She is a fearsome fighter and commands a longship of her own.	#29	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0
Balon Greyjoy The head of House Greyjoy and Lord of the Iron Islands. He is the father of Theon, who was given up as a ward to the Starks after Balon's failed rebellion against the Iron Throne.	#61	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0
Totals		0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0

hodor hodor hodor hodor (loostdyk)

Character	Drafted	Total	Politics	Insults	Sex
Loras Tyrell The heir to Highgarden and regarded as one of the most skilled knights in Westeros. He is the brother of Margaery Tyrell.	#30	8	0	3	5
Daenerys Targaryen The last royal member of the Targaryen dynasty, Daenerys seeks to return home and reclaim the Iron Throne. With her three dragons and an army on Unsullied warriors, she has conquered several slave cities and rules over the city of Meereen.	#3	8	3	0	5
Brienne of Tarth A skilled fighter and heir to House Tarth. A sworn sword to the late Catelyn Stark, she continues her mission to ensure the safety of the Stark girls.	#19	3	0	3	0
Nymeria Sand One of Oberyn Martell's bastards, known as Sand Snakes.	#35	0	0	0	0
Myrcella Baratheon The only daughter of King Robert Baratheon and Queen Cersei Lannister. She was sent to Dorne to secure an alliance by marriage with House Martell.	#46	0	0	0	0
Melisandre A Red Priestess from Asshai, she is a close advisor to Stannis.	#14	0	0	0	0
Robin Arryn The young, sickly son of Jon Arryn and Lysa Tully. He is Lord of the Vale, although Petyr Baelish serves as Lord Protector until he comes of age.	#62	0	0	0	0
Walder Frey The elderly Lord of the Twins and now Lord of Riverrun after his betrayal of Robb Stark and the Northern forces.	#51	0	0	0	0
Totals		19	3	6	10

Political Wins

38:49 (+3) Daenerys Targaryen:

Daenerys denies Hizdahr zo Loraq's request for the fighting pits to be re-opened.
Hizdahr: "They did ask for some concessions."
Daenerys: "Concessions?"
Hizdahr: "Politics is the art of compromise, Your Grace."
Daenerys: "I'm not a politician. I'm a queen."
...
Hizdahr: "In the new world that you've brought to us, free men would fight free men. The pit fighters you liberated plead for this opportunity. Bring some here and ask them yourself."
Daenerys: "No fighting pits."
Hizdahr: "Opening them would show the people of Yunkai and Meereen that you respect their traditions."
Daenerys: "I do not respect the tradition of human cockfighting."
Hizdahr: "If you could-"
Daenerys: "How many times must I say no before you understand?" (Politics - uncategorized)

Does Stannis not get points in episode one of this season for having Mance Raydar as his prisoner? Also during Mance Raydar's sentencing the other wildlings including Tormund Giantsbane are clearly shown in chains. We can also presume that they are also prisoners of Stannis. -Reaper

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2015 Apr 22 wpearsal likes this
He does get the politics points for that (new prisoner), but that capture and imprisonment happened last season in S4E10. -nyan

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2015 Apr 22
I thought so, but when i looked back at last season leagues Stannis never gets the points for the capture in that episode. So i thought it would transfer to this season because it was never made clear last season. -Reaper

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2015 Apr 22
Yeah, the S4 points are incomplete in that regard - the Politics category didn't exist when we played last year. We'll be doing a new rewatch for it (and recording these points) sometime after S5. -nyan

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2015 Apr 22

Insults Delivered / Funny Lines

27:18 (+3) Brienne of Tarth:

to Podrick: "I don't care. I'm not your mother." (Witty Insult)

submitted by nyan (approved!)

29:18 (+3) Loras Tyrell:

Loras lazily drones on to Cersei about the late Tywin: "what a... force to be reckoned with." (Funny Line)

Acts of Intercourse

32:02 (+5) Loras Tyrell:

Loras in bed with Olyvar, making pillowtalk about his birthmarks. (Act of Intercourse)

39:25 (+5) Daenerys Targaryen:

In bed with Daario, as they discuss the re-opening of the fighting pits. (Act of Intercourse)

If Nudity contributes extra points, how do all 4 of these people have 5 points? Olyver, Loras, and Daario were all nude. Daenerys' scene shouldn't count as nudity. She shows the same amount of skin when she's clothed. -alicehanners

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2015 Apr 19
All of the sex scenes in the episode were actually counted as non-nude sex scenes - "rated R" nudity is the threshold, so unfortunately all those E1 butts were not counted. -nyan

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2015 Apr 20
BUTTS DON'T COUNT?!?!? NOOOOOOOO

I chose Daario purely for the butt shots! Augh D: -alicehanners

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2015 Apr 20
According to the MPAA, "nudity that is sexually oriented will generally require an R rating." (from wikipedia)

I WILL CAMPAIGN FOR BUTTS TO COUNT

WHO'S WITH ME!??! -alicehanners

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2015 Apr 20 moonbaseu92 likes this
http://www.filmratings.com/downloads/rating_rules.pdf

Page 7 and 8. That would mean Dany getting out of the bath as a challenge to Daario would NOT be rated R (it'd get a PG-13), but all three butts in that episode would (sexual context). -alicehanners

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2015 Apr 20
I'm not quite sure that interpretation of the MPAA guidelines is correct - I'm pretty sure the Dany bath scene from S3 would earn an R-rating, and the general bare butts we saw in S5E1 would still fall within PG-13.

That said, I'm not philosophically opposed to counting butts. Originally this was conceived as a "buff" for female characters to have more potential for sex points, but it's shown up sparingly enough that it wouldn't hugely upset the balance to count down. Here's a question though: would you want to grant a full 5x point multiplier (potentially 25pts) to a fully-nude female sex scene?

btw, this was established already in the rulebook: "individual boobs and lower-body genitalia", which excludes butts but was perhaps not explicit enough. Given that, it likely won't change since everyone has already drafted with the given ruleset and it would be unfair to suddenly change the scoring afterward. But I'm very open to the discussion for a future scoring change (S6 and beyond). -nyan

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