Valar Morghulis... Don't You Mean YOLO? (GoT: Season 5)
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Olyvar (undrafted)
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Recent Events (Full Log)
Episode 1: The Wars to Come
Kills
Political Wins
38:49
(+3)
Daenerys Targaryen:
Daenerys denies Hizdahr zo Loraq's request for the fighting pits to be re-opened.
Hizdahr: "They did ask for some concessions."
Daenerys: "Concessions?"
Hizdahr: "Politics is the art of compromise, Your Grace."
Daenerys: "I'm not a politician. I'm a queen."
...
Hizdahr: "In the new world that you've brought to us, free men would fight free men. The pit fighters you liberated plead for this opportunity. Bring some here and ask them yourself."
Daenerys: "No fighting pits."
Hizdahr: "Opening them would show the people of Yunkai and Meereen that you respect their traditions."
Daenerys: "I do not respect the tradition of human cockfighting."
Hizdahr: "If you could-"
Daenerys: "How many times must I say no before you understand?" (Politics - uncategorized)
Hizdahr: "They did ask for some concessions."
Daenerys: "Concessions?"
Hizdahr: "Politics is the art of compromise, Your Grace."
Daenerys: "I'm not a politician. I'm a queen."
...
Hizdahr: "In the new world that you've brought to us, free men would fight free men. The pit fighters you liberated plead for this opportunity. Bring some here and ask them yourself."
Daenerys: "No fighting pits."
Hizdahr: "Opening them would show the people of Yunkai and Meereen that you respect their traditions."
Daenerys: "I do not respect the tradition of human cockfighting."
Hizdahr: "If you could-"
Daenerys: "How many times must I say no before you understand?" (Politics - uncategorized)
Insults Delivered / Funny Lines
9:50
(+3)
Cersei Lannister:
to the fortune teller, Maggy: "Tell me my future, or I'll have your two boring eyes gouged out of your head."
(Threat)
10:34
(+3)
Cersei Lannister:
Cersei inherit's Tywin's family lecture abilities.
to Jaime: "Tyrion may be a monster, but at least he killed our father on purpose. You killed him by mistake, with stupidity." (Witty Insult)
to Jaime: "Tyrion may be a monster, but at least he killed our father on purpose. You killed him by mistake, with stupidity." (Witty Insult)
Tyrion: "Do you know what it's like to stuff your shit through one of those airholes?"
Varys: "No. I only know what it's like to pick up your shit and throw it overboard." (Funny Line)
Varys: "No. I only know what it's like to pick up your shit and throw it overboard." (Funny Line)
14:19
(+3)
Tyrion Lannister:
"Are you a lord if you kill your father? I don't imagine they revoke your nobility for killing a whore, it must happen all the time."
(Funny Line)
20:54
(+3)
Samwell Tarly:
"How many Brothers can say that they've killed a White Walker *and* a Thenn? I might be the first in history!"
(Funny Line)
25:32
(+3)
Bronze Yohn Royce:
as he watches Robin Arryn feebly train to fight: "Great warrior? He swings a sword like a girl with palsy."
(Witty Insult)
27:18
(+3)
Brienne of Tarth:
to Podrick: "I don't care. I'm not your mother."
(Witty Insult)
submitted by nyan (approved!)
29:18
(+3)
Loras Tyrell:
Loras lazily drones on to Cersei about the late Tywin: "what a... force to be reckoned with."
(Funny Line)
30:51
(+3)
Cersei Lannister:
Lancel: "I led you into the darkness."
Cersei: "I doubt you've ever led anyone anywhere." (Witty Insult)
Cersei: "I doubt you've ever led anyone anywhere." (Witty Insult)
35:00
(+3)
Tyrion Lannister:
Varys: "There are faster ways to kill yourself."
Tyrion: "Not for a coward." (Funny Line)
Tyrion: "Not for a coward." (Funny Line)
Varys: "You have your father's instincts for politics. And you have compassion."
Tyrion: "Compassion? Yes... I killed my lover with my bare hands. I shot my own father with a crossbow."
Varys: "I never said you were perfect." (Funny Line)
Tyrion: "Compassion? Yes... I killed my lover with my bare hands. I shot my own father with a crossbow."
Varys: "I never said you were perfect." (Funny Line)
37:31
(+3)
Tyrion Lannister:
Varys: "You have a choice, my friend. You can stay here at Illyrio's palace and drink yourself to death or you can ride with me to Meereen, meet Daenerys Targaryen and decide if the world is worth fighting for."
Tyrion: "Can I drink myself to death on the road to Meereen?" (Funny Line)
Tyrion: "Can I drink myself to death on the road to Meereen?" (Funny Line)
Glasses of Wine Consumed
13:59
(+15)
Tyrion Lannister:
Tyrion downs 3 cups of wine after getting out of that fucking crate, before puking over all the rugs in Ilyrio's palace.
(Glass of Wine Consumed)
15:04
(+5)
Tyrion Lannister:
After vomiting his previous three drinks onto the floor of Ilyrio's palace, Tyrion refills and goes for another. Boot 'n rally!
(Glass of Wine Consumed)
28:54
(+10)
Cersei Lannister:
Cersei drinks at the start of Tywin Lannister's wake, as she listens to Loras drone on about Tywin's "force to be reckoned with."
(Glass of Wine Consumed)
31:50
(+10)
Cersei Lannister:
Cersei's second glass of wine while listening to Lancel's attempt to convert her to religion.
(Glass of Wine Consumed)
35:01
(+10)
Tyrion Lannister:
Tyrion drinks away his misery with two glasses of wine on the balcony of Ilyrio's palace.
(Glass of Wine Consumed)
Acts of Intercourse
32:02
(+5)
Loras Tyrell:
Loras in bed with Olyvar, making pillowtalk about his birthmarks.
(Act of Intercourse)
Olyvar in bed with Loras, admiring the striking resemblance of Loras' birthmarks to the geography of Dorne.
(Act of Intercourse)
39:25
(+5)
Daenerys Targaryen:
In bed with Daario, as they discuss the re-opening of the fighting pits.
(Act of Intercourse)
39:31
(+5)
Daario Naharis :
Daario pours wine after a session with Daenerys, as they discuss the re-opening of the fighting pits.
(Act of Intercourse)
Deaths
White Rat has his throat slit by one of the Sons of the Harpy, while in bed with a prostitute.
(Death)
52:55
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Mance Rayder:
Mance stands on a burning pyre after he refuses to bend the knee to Stannis Baratheon. He is mercy killed with an arrow through the heart by Jon Snow.
(Death)
Special
Missandei addresses Grey Worm by his name in Valyrian: "Torgo Nudho."
(Special)
Melisandre announces Jon Snow to Stannis: "Your Grace. The bastard of Winterfell."
(Special)
39:02
(+3)
Daario Naharis :
While Daenerys holds court with Hizdahr zo Loraq, Daario pulls out his dagger and suggestively strokes its naked lady hilt while Daenerys eyes him.
(Special)
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