Valar Morghulis... Don't You Mean YOLO? (GoT: Season 5)
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Stat Leaders (Full char list) (Transactions)
| Acts of Intercourse | Points |
|---|---|
| (+15) 20 | |
| (+10) 15 | |
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Myranda (undrafted)
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15 |
| 10 | |
| 10 |
| Deaths | Points |
|---|---|
| (+1) 16 | |
| (+1) 16 | |
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Mossador (undrafted)
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(+1) 15 |
| (+1) 14 | |
| (+1) 12 |
Recent Events (Full Log)
Episode 7: The Gift
Kills
8:12
(+2)
Ramsay Bolton:
Sansa emerges from her bed, showing the bruises that have been inflicted on her by Ramsay.
(Minor Injury of Named Character)
15:42
(+2)
Ramsay Bolton:
Ramsay has the old woman who attempted to help Sansa flayed and killed. "Tough old bird. Everyone talks when I start peeling them. But this one, her heart gave out before I even got to her face."
(Kill of Unnamed Character)
Brant pummels Samwell Tarly on the ground after Sam attempts to defend Gilly.
(Minor Injury of Named Character)
28:30
(+1)
Tyrion Lannister:
Tyrion beats a slave trader with the chain from his collar, to prove his worth to the slave trader Yezzan zo Qaggaz.
(Major Injury of Unnamed Character)
49:30
(+2)
Jorah Mormont:
Jorah elbows Yezzan zo Qaggaz in the nose as he emerges into the fighting pit.
(Minor Injury of Named Character)
49:34
(+5)
Jorah Mormont:
Jorah enters the fighting pits and knocks out the remaining five fighters in hopes of winning Daenerys' favor.
(Major Injury of Unnamed Character)
Political Wins
4:45
(+3)
Alliser Thorne:
Jon Snow names Ser Alliser acting commander at Castle Black.
(Politics - uncategorized)
Jon Snow is given a dragonglass dagger by Samwell Tarly, in the event that he needs to fend off the White Walkers.
(Politics - uncategorized)
10:01
(+3)
Theon Greyjoy:
After promising to help Sansa Stark light a signal candle at the top of the broken tower, Reek instead goes directly to Ramsay Bolton to inform him of Sansa's plot.
(Politics - uncategorized)
submitted by wpearsal (approved!)
10:03
(+3)
Ramsay Bolton:
Ramsay discovers Sansa's attempt to call for help after he encounters Reek at the top of the broken tower, prepared to light a signal candle.
(Politics - uncategorized)
18:26
(+3)
Stannis Baratheon:
Stannis orders his army to march on through the winter storm, against Ser Davos' counsel.
Davos Seaworth: "It's better to wait for the right time than risk everything."
Stannis: "This is the right time and I will risk everything. Because if I don't, we've lost. We march to victory or we march to defeat. But we go forward. Only forward." (Politics - uncategorized)
Davos Seaworth: "It's better to wait for the right time than risk everything."
Stannis: "This is the right time and I will risk everything. Because if I don't, we've lost. We march to victory or we march to defeat. But we go forward. Only forward." (Politics - uncategorized)
Yezzan wins the auction and purchases Jorah Mormont for twenty gold Honors from Malko.
(Politics - uncategorized)
After Tyrion Lannister demonstrates his fighting prowess by beating a slave trader with his chains, Yezzan agrees to buy him as well. "You're right... he's funny."
(Politics - uncategorized)
58:03
(+3)
Lancel Lannister:
Lancel confesses his and Cersei's sins to the High Sparrow.
High Sparrow: "A young man (Lancel) came to us not long ago. Broken in body and spirit. He had so much to strip away. So much weighing him down. But piece by piece, he unburdened himself. Let go of vanity, pride, sin. Now his soul is so light, he will float through the Seven Heavens like a bird. Hmm. And he has much to say about you." (Politics - uncategorized)
High Sparrow: "A young man (Lancel) came to us not long ago. Broken in body and spirit. He had so much to strip away. So much weighing him down. But piece by piece, he unburdened himself. Let go of vanity, pride, sin. Now his soul is so light, he will float through the Seven Heavens like a bird. Hmm. And he has much to say about you." (Politics - uncategorized)
58:25
(+3)
High Sparrow:
The High Sparrow imprisons Cersei based on Lancel Lannister's confessions of her sins. "A young man (Lancel) came to us not long ago. Broken in body and spirit. He had so much to strip away. So much weighing him down. But piece by piece, he unburdened himself. Let go of vanity, pride, sin. Now his soul is so light, he will float through the Seven Heavens like a bird. Hmm. And he has much to say about you."
(Politics - uncategorized)
Insults Delivered / Funny Lines
23:05
(+3)
Samwell Tarly:
to Brant and Derek, who are assaulting Gilly: "I killed a White Walker. I killed a Thenn. I'll take my chances with you."
(Threat)
24:11
(+3)
Samwell Tarly:
Sam boasts about his command of the situation after he'd been beaten senseless by Brant and Derek of the Night's Watch.
Gilly: "I know they would've killed you if Ghost hadn't come."
Sam: "No no no, they were tiring out. I had them in the palm of my hand" (Funny Line)
Gilly: "I know they would've killed you if Ghost hadn't come."
Sam: "No no no, they were tiring out. I had them in the palm of my hand" (Funny Line)
submitted by wpearsal (approved!)
25:31
(+3)
Samwell Tarly:
during his first sexual experience with Gilly: "Oh... oh... oh my..."
(Funny Line)
submitted by wpearsal (approved!)
High Sparrow: "I'm telling you a simple truth - I serve the Gods. The Gods demand justice."
Olenna: "How do they communicate their demands? By raven or horse?" (Witty Insult)
Olenna: "How do they communicate their demands? By raven or horse?" (Witty Insult)
33:42
(+3)
High Sparrow:
"... the holy text, the Seven-Pointed Star. If you don't have one in your library, I'll give you my own."
(Witty Insult)
34:49
(+3)
High Sparrow:
to Olenna Tyrell: "A lifetime of wealth and power has left you blind in one eye. You are the few, we are the many. And when the many stop fearing the few..."
(Threat)
Bronn gives a rendition of "The Dornishman's Wife" as he is locked in a cell opposite from the Sand Snakes'.
(Funny Line)
submitted by mmccor4140 (approved!)
40:19
(+3)
Nymeria Sand:
Bronn: "?...I've tasted the Dornishman's wife. ?"
Tyene Sand: *claps* "...he's got a good voice."
Nymeria: "We're lucky he's a singer. If he were a fighter, we might have been in trouble." (Witty Insult)
Tyene Sand: *claps* "...he's got a good voice."
Nymeria: "We're lucky he's a singer. If he were a fighter, we might have been in trouble." (Witty Insult)
40:27
(+3)
Obara Sand:
Bronn: "It's against my code to hurt a woman.
Obara: "It's amazing how many men we beat seem to have this code." (Witty Insult)
Obara: "It's amazing how many men we beat seem to have this code." (Witty Insult)
Bronn: "Dornish women are the most beautiful women in the world."
Tyene Sand: "Thank you."
Bronn: "I said Dornish women. I didn't say you." (Witty Insult)
Tyene Sand: "Thank you."
Bronn: "I said Dornish women. I didn't say you." (Witty Insult)
Petyr Baelish: "It was an establishment like no other. The sheer range of appetites catered to. Desires that didn't even exist until we invented them."
Olenna: "You've always been rather impressed with yourself, haven't you?" (Witty Insult)
Olenna: "You've always been rather impressed with yourself, haven't you?" (Witty Insult)
Petyr Baelish: "I promise you-"
Olenna Tyrell: "I promise you, Lord Baelish, that our fates are joined. Together we murdered a king. If my house should fall, I will have nothing to hide. And if I should meet with some accident here at your broken little flesh market, they'll never even find what's left of you." (Threat)
Olenna Tyrell: "I promise you, Lord Baelish, that our fates are joined. Together we murdered a king. If my house should fall, I will have nothing to hide. And if I should meet with some accident here at your broken little flesh market, they'll never even find what's left of you." (Threat)
52:01
(+3)
Cersei Lannister:
Cersei taunts Margaery in the dungeons: "This is horrible. Unacceptable. Are they feeding you enough at least? I brought you this. Venison. It's quite good. I had it myself for supper only last night."
(Witty Insult)
52:45
(+3)
Margaery Tyrell:
to Cersei: "Lies come easily to you. Everyone knows that. But innocence, decency, concern, you're not very good at those, I'm afraid. Perhaps that's why your son was so eager to cast you aside for me."
(Witty Insult)
53:34
(+3)
Margaery Tyrell:
to Cersei in the dungeons: "Get out you hateful bitch!"
(Threat)
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57:01
(+3)
High Sparrow:
to Cersei: "The Tyrells' finery will be stripped away. Their lies knocked down. Their true hearts laid bare for all to see. And so it will be for all of us. High and low alike. What will we find when we strip away your finery?"
(Threat)
58:48
(+3)
Cersei Lannister:
to Septa Unella: "Look at me! Look at my face. It's the last thing you'll see before you die."
(Threat)
Glasses of Wine Consumed
Acts of Intercourse
26:24
(+5)
Samwell Tarly:
Samwell breaks his vows and lays with Gilly after he get injured. "Oh... oh... oh my."
(Act of Intercourse)
Gilly sleeps with Samwell Tarly after she tends to his wounds.
(Act of Intercourse)
29:24
(+10)
Daenerys Targaryen:
Daenerys and Daario Naharis share pillowtalk after a session in her chambers.
(Act of Intercourse)
29:24
(+5)
Daario Naharis :
Daario and Daenerys share pillowtalk after a session in her chambers.
(Act of Intercourse)
30:04
(+5)
Daenerys Targaryen:
As she and Daario Naharis have post-sex pillow talk, Daario rolls on top of her and mounts her again.
(Act of Intercourse)
submitted by angurtheconsumer (approved!)
30:04
(+5)
Daario Naharis :
As he and Daenerys have post-sex pillow talk, Daario rolls on top of her and mounts her again.
(Act of Intercourse)
submitted by angurtheconsumer (approved!)
41:14
(+10)
Tyene Sand:
Tyene strips down to toy with Bronn as he suffers from the effects of her poisoned dagger.
(Non-sexual Nude Scene)
Deaths
+1 for Barristan Selmy, +1 for Mance Rayder, +1 for Janos Slynt, +1 for White Rat, +1 for Mossador
Special
16:32
(+3)
Sansa Stark:
Sansa cries as Ramsay Bolton presents her with the flayed body of the old Winterfell woman who promised to help her.
(Special)
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