Matchup: Wanna see my Littlefinger? vs Lady Stoneheart - Zombies Hate Fast Food for Ep 8
Valar Morghulis... Don't You Mean YOLO?
Kills
Jon runs his sword through a wight that emerges through a hole in the Hardhome walls, holding it in place until Tormund can come to patch the wall up with a sledge.
(Major Injury of Unnamed Character)
Jon swings through two wights as he runs towards the building were the dragonglass daggers were left.
(Kill of Unnamed Character)
Political Wins
5:58
(+3)
Tyrion Lannister:
Tyrion convinces Daenerys to spare Jorah Mormont, and banish him from the city of Meereeen instead. "A ruler who kills those devoted to her is not a ruler who inspires devotion. And you're going to need to inspire devotion, a lot of it, if you're ever going to rule across the Narrow Sea. But you cannot have him by your side when you do."
(Politics - uncategorized)
Insults Delivered / Funny Lines
2:24
(+3)
Tyrion Lannister:
"I killed my mother... on the day I was born. I killed my father, Tywin Lannister, with a bolt to the heart. I am the greatest Lannister killer of all time."
(Funny Line)
20:27
(+3)
Tyrion Lannister:
"Someday, if you decide not to execute me, I'll tell you all about why I killed my father. And on that day, should it ever come, we'll need more wine than this."
(Funny Line)
21:25
(+3)
Tyrion Lannister:
"My own sister married someone she loathed as well, though not by choice and certainly not for the greater good, Gods forbid."
(Witty Insult)
Glasses of Wine Consumed
20:13
(+5)
Tyrion Lannister:
drinks while speaking with Daenerys in her chambers.
(Glass of Wine Consumed)
22:45
(+5)
Tyrion Lannister:
Tyrion drinks his refilled cup while speaking with Daenerys in her chambers.
(Glass of Wine Consumed)
Deaths
+1 for Janos Slynt