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8-2, 51 roto pts (#3)
Z-Score: 0.965 (percentile: 83.27%)
Weeks at #1: 0
Categories won: Political Wins (72)
Best Week: Episode 2: The House of Black and White (+8.5 roto points)
Team MVP: Jon Snow (picked #5, 104 points, 34.55% of team total)
Longest winstreak: W-6

Roster Stats

Character	Drafted	Total	Kills	Politics	Insults	Wine	Deaths	Special
Jon Snow The bastard son of Ned Stark, and a member of the Night's Watch. He helped lead the defense of Castle Black against the Wildling siege.	#5	104	35	27	6	20	10	6
Ellaria Sand The former paramour of Prince Oberyn. She is also the mother of several of his bastard children, known as the Sand Snakes.	#28	50	15	15	15	5	0	0
Arya Stark The youngest of the Stark girls. She travels to Braavos to seek Jaqen H'gar.	#12	38	14	3	6	0	0	15
High Sparrow Leader of the Sparrows, a religious movement within the Faith of the Seven.	#37	33	0	24	9	0	0	0
Jaqen H'ghar A member of the Faceless Men of Braavos, and a skilled assassin. After helping Arya escape from Harrenhal, his whereabouts are unknown.	#60	33	12	0	3	5	10	3
Olenna Redwyne (Grandma Tyrell) The matriarch of House Tyrell, Olenna is the grandmother of Margaery and Loras. Known as the "Queen of Thorns" for her sarcasm and wit.	#44	24	0	0	24	0	0	0
Hizdahr zo Loraq A son of one of the Meereenese slave masters - he appears in Daenerys' court to ask for his fathers body, after Daenerys crucifies all of the slavers in Meereen.	#53	11	0	0	0	0	11	0
Roose Bolton Lord of House Bolton, and Warden of the North after his betrayal of Robb Stark at the Red Wedding. He is the father of Ramsay Bolton, who is his bastard son.	#21	8	0	3	0	5	0	0
Totals		301	76	72	63	35	31	24

Roster

charId	Character	Special
39	Jon Snow The bastard son of Ned Stark, and a member of the Night's Watch. He helped lead the defense of Castle Black against the Wildling siege.	* +1 each time he unintentionally drops Longclaw * +1 point each time he is called a bastard in his presence * Ghost's actions contribute to his points.
6	Arya Stark The youngest of the Stark girls. She travels to Braavos to seek Jaqen H'gar.	* Nymeria's actions contribute to her points. * +1 point for reciting her hitlist * adopting a new Faceless Man disguise
86	Roose Bolton Lord of House Bolton, and Warden of the North after his betrayal of Robb Stark at the Red Wedding. He is the father of Ramsay Bolton, who is his bastard son.	+1 politics point for lectures given to his son Ramsay
91	Ellaria Sand The former paramour of Prince Oberyn. She is also the mother of several of his bastard children, known as the Sand Snakes.	+1 for invoking the name of Oberyn Martell
192	High Sparrow Leader of the Sparrows, a religious movement within the Faith of the Seven.	1 politics point every time he (or Sparrows under his order) publicly out a named character for their sins
59	Olenna Redwyne (Grandma Tyrell) The matriarch of House Tyrell, Olenna is the grandmother of Margaery and Loras. Known as the "Queen of Thorns" for her sarcasm and wit.	+1 point every time she interlocks arms with someone while walking.
96	Hizdahr zo Loraq A son of one of the Meereenese slave masters - he appears in Daenerys' court to ask for his fathers body, after Daenerys crucifies all of the slavers in Meereen.
105	Jaqen H'ghar A member of the Faceless Men of Braavos, and a skilled assassin. After helping Arya escape from Harrenhal, his whereabouts are unknown.	+1 every time he dons a new disguise In the event that a Faceless Man's identity is ambiguous, points are awarded to the character whose face is worn at the time of the scoring event.

Kills

Episode 1: The Wars to Come

52:44 (+10) Jon Snow:

Jon Snow gives Mance a mercy kill, shooting an arrow through his heart before he is consumed by a burning pyre. (Kill of Named Character)

8 more comments - see full thread

To explain more about the philosophy, one of the important parts of the scorekeeping is that it can objectively follow definitions, without requiring judgment calls on the part of some scorekeeper (which can be subjective). In this case, I agree with both of you that Stannis probably "deserves" some credit - without his actions, Mance wouldn't have been put in a position to be killed. But "put in a position to be killed" is a little murky to make a rule for - how do you draw the line? Is it really Melisandre that puts him in that position because she starts the fire burning?

Given that, I think it's better to stick to the scoring definitions, because there's no subjectivity to them. And sometimes it results in a "deserving" character losing points, but that's fantasy sometimes - just like a football RB who hauls his team to the goal line, only for the backup to sub in and score the 1yd touchdown. -nyan

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2015 Apr 14 moonbaseu92 and coconnor723 like this
I agree with Nyan. Riddle me this: If someone (King A) commands his executioner (Brute) to kill the shopgirl (Lass), and Lass flees to Other Country where she is run over by a cart and dies, does King A get the point? Everyone's actions contribute. The point is, Mance was killed by Jon Snow. Jon Snow was NOT commanded to kill him by Stannis. Therefore, it's not a commanded kill. -alicehanners

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2015 Apr 19
That's different because Mance didn't escape from the fire and run away while Jon shot at him to keep him from escaping. He was in the process of dying. Even if Jon hadn't intervened, he still would've been dead. I know Stannis won't get points for that, and I don't care, I'm just saying that I disagree with your example. -kas113

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Episode 2: The House of Black and White

44:07 (+2) Arya Stark:

Arya kills a pigeon on the streets of Braavos. (Kill of Unnamed Character)

Episode 3: The High Sparrow

40:26 (+10) Jon Snow:

Jon Snow executes Janos Slynt for insubordination, after he publicly defies Jon's orders to head out to Greyguard tower. (Kill of Named Character)

Episode 6: Unbowed, Unbent, Unbroken

9:20 (+2) Jaqen H'ghar:

Jaqen whips Arya bloody with a switch as she fails her test of lie-telling in the House of Black and White. (Minor Injury of Named Character)

15:19 (+2) Arya Stark:

Arya eases the pain of a sick girl by helping her drink the poisonous water from the House of Black and White. "...I drank the water from his fountain. It healed me. I've devoted my life to him now. You don't want to hurt anymore? Drink." (Kill of Unnamed Character)

Episode 8: Hardhome

47:58 (+1) Jon Snow:

Jon runs his sword through a wight that emerges through a hole in the Hardhome walls, holding it in place until Tormund can come to patch the wall up with a sledge. (Major Injury of Unnamed Character)

49:08 (+4) Jon Snow:

Jon swings through two wights as he runs towards the building were the dragonglass daggers were left. (Kill of Unnamed Character)

51:51 (+10) Jon Snow:

After parrying the White Walker's ice spear with his Valyrian Steel sword, Longclaw, Jon slashes through the White Walker, shattering his body into bits of ice. (Kill of Named Character)

Episode 10: Mother's Mercy

22:44 (+10) Arya Stark:

Arya brutally stabs Merynt Trant in a Braavosi brothel, before slitting his throat in revenge for the death of Syrio Forel. "I've gotten a few of the others (on her hitlist). The Many-Faced God stole a few more from me. But I'm glad he left me you." (Kill of Named Character)

24:09 (+10) Jaqen H'ghar:

Jaqen commits suicide to balance out Arya's killing of Meryn Trant. "A girl stole from the Many-Faced God. Now a debt is owed. Only death can pay for life." (Kill of Named Character)

30:00 (+5) Ellaria Sand:

Ellaria mortally poisons herself with a substance on her lips, which she uses to assassinate Myrcella Baratheon. (Major Injury of Named Character)

submitted by nyan (approved!)

30:31 (+10) Ellaria Sand:

Ellaria assassinates Myrcella Baratheon with a kiss from her lips coated with poison. After Myrcella's boat leaves, she takes an antidote from Tyene to cure herself. (Kill of Named Character)

Political Wins

Episode 2: The House of Black and White

43:38 (+3) Jon Snow:

By the margin of a single vote, Jon Snow is reluctantly elected as the 998th Lord Commander of the Night's Watch. (Politics - uncategorized)

Should Jon get point from all the new "Followers" he now has as Lord Commander, at least for Named Night's Watch men who are "friendly" (not Slynt, maybe Thorne)? -moonbaseu92

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2015 Apr 21 coconnor723 likes this
I don't think people get points for followers. Else Dany would have billions of points, Stannis a buttload, Tommen a ton, Doran a bunch, etc. -alicehanners

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2015 Apr 24
Has there been a vote on this? I think the two explicit followers rule should count! -coconnor723

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2015 Apr 27

43:41 (+6) Jon Snow:

Samwell Tarly and Maester Aemon cast their votes for Jon Snow in the Night's Watch election. Jon edges past Ser Alliser Thorne in the election and becomes their Lord Commander. (Politics - uncategorized)

submitted by nyan (approved!)

Brought up by @moonbaseu92: "Should Jon get point from all the new "Followers" he now has as Lord Commander, at least for Named Night's Watch men who are "friendly" (not Slynt, maybe Thorne)?" -nyan

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2015 Apr 23
It's an excellent point, but a bit tricky to figure out where to limit the scope. I'd like to figure out the line and record this as a new precedent in the Rulebook.

The problem with awarding automatic followers when someone gains a new title is that it potentially has a limitless range. For example, when Tommen becomes King, did that automatically make *every* Lannister/Tyrell character in the Seven Kingdoms his follower?

I think a reasonable rule would be to require an explicit pledge or act of loyalty by the follower. So in Joffrey's case, he'd get the standard point just for receiving the title of King, but no automatic points for any of the hundreds of named subjects. However if a scene shows a character coming to King's Landing to pledge a *new* oath of fealty to King Joffrey (like he requested of Robb), that'd count as a follower.

Applied to this election, I think normally there'd be no new followers for Jon, even from those who enthusiastically support him like Samwell (same as how Tommen doesn't automatically get every Lannister/Tyrell as a follower). *However*, the Night's Watch is unique in that they carry out a democratic process, giving every member the agency to choose who they want to declare (vote) for. In this case, the votes casted are an explicit act for "I will follow Jon Snow if he wins the election", so the votes by Samwell and Maester Aemon are counted as new followers.

What does everyone else think of establishing this as the scoring rule for followers? -nyan

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2015 Apr 23
Sounds good to me. The more points scored the better and it helps improve some characters that might not score as much. As you said, it just needs to be more black and white for the scorekeepers. -wpearsal

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2015 Apr 23

Episode 3: The High Sparrow

24:03 (+3) Jon Snow:

Jon takes on Olly as his personal steward. "Olly is my steward now, as I was Lord Commander Mormont's. I want him to attend my meetings, to learn from men with experience. One day, he might command." (Politics - uncategorized)

25:27 (+3) Jon Snow:

"The Night's Watch can't continue to feed your men and the Wildling prisoners indefinitely. Winter is coming." (Politics - uncategorized)

41:50 (+3) High Sparrow:

The Sparrows have the High Septon paraded naked through the streets of King's Landing after they catch him with two prostitutes in Littlefinger's brothel. "Hypocrisy is a boil... lancing a boil is never pleasant, although they could have been more careful with the blade." (Politics - uncategorized)

50:11 (+3) Roose Bolton:

Roose intercepts Cersei's raven letter to Littlefinger and reads its contents. "I'm sure you understand my position, Lord Baelish. If you received word in the night from the Queen Mother, it does make me question our new alliance." (Politics - uncategorized)

Episode 4: The Sons of the Harpy

8:39 (+3) High Sparrow:

Cersei meets with the High Sparrow, naming him as the new High Septon and granting him an army - the Faith Militant.
Cersei: "...an army in service to the Gods themselves. And to you, of course, as the chosen representative of the Seven."
High Sparrow: "An honor I've never expected. Or indeed, ever wished for."
Cersei: "Which is why you were chosen." (Politics - uncategorized)

11:37 (+3) High Sparrow:

The Faith Militant captures Loras as a prisoner.
Lancel Lannister: "Ser Loras, of House Tyrell. You have broken the laws of Gods and Men."
Loras Tyrell: "Who do you think you are?"
Lancel Lannister: "Justice." (Politics - uncategorized)

11:41 (+3) High Sparrow:

The Sparrows have Ser Loras seized after receiving a tip from Cersei about his homosexuality: "Ser Loras of House Tyrell, you have broken the laws of Gods and Men." (Politics - uncategorized)

37:56 (+9) Ellaria Sand:

The Sand Snakes - Obara, Nymeria, and Tyene - agree to follow Ellaria on her mission to capture and kill Myrcella. "You must choose... Doran's way, and peace... or my way, and war." (Politics - uncategorized)

submitted by senduran.i (approved!)

I wanted to suggest this a few days ago as well, but then I re-read the rules and thought it wouldn't count because they say:
"A character can only "change minds" after they have firmly decided in favor of the opposite decision."

Or do the Sand Snakes count as an armed force that has been mobilized by Ellaria? Wouldn't it only count once then though? Or do you think that they want to not only mutilate, but kill Myrcella? So many questions :D -Lem Lemoncake

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2015 May 7
This was recorded as 3 new followers. Ellaria lays out a new plan to go it alone and capture/kill Myrcella (the initial one was to start a war with Doran's blessing, which was rejected). She asks for their support on this new one, which each of them gives. -nyan

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2015 May 7 Lem Lemoncake likes this
Ah, didn't think of the followers rule :) Thanks for elaborating, now I can enjoy the 9 points for Ellaria which lead to a 53:1 win for me instead of only 44:1 :p -Lem Lemoncake

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Episode 5: Kill the Boy

11:33 (+3) Jon Snow:

Jon Snow unlocks Tormund from his chains and convinces him to go on a mission to save the remaining Wildlings.
Jon: "Your people need a leader. And they need to get south of the Wall before it's too late. We don't have much time and they have less. The Walkers are coming and they'll hit your people first. I'm not asking you to make peace to save your skin. Make peace to save your people."
...
Tormund: "Alright then... You're coming with me." (Politics - uncategorized)

15:47 (+3) Jon Snow:

to Olly: "I know this is hard for you. But Winter is coming. We know what's coming with it. We can't face it alone." (Politics - uncategorized)

40:36 (+3) Jon Snow:

Stannis agrees to lend Jon Snow his ships, indicating that Jon is forging ahead with his plan to rescue the Wildlings despite the disapproval of most of the Night's Watch. (Politics - uncategorized)

Episode 6: Unbowed, Unbent, Unbroken

31:28 (+3) Ellaria Sand:

"Unbowed. Unbent. Unbroken. For Oberyn." (Politics - uncategorized)

42:45 (+3) High Sparrow:

The High Sparrow has Queen Margaery arrested for perjuring herself during Loras' inquest. "The Faith is satisfied there is enough evidence to bring a formal trial... for Ser Loras... and Queen Margaery." (Politics - uncategorized)

42:47 (+3) High Sparrow:

The High Sparrow names Margaery Tyrell a sinner for perjuring herself during Loras' inquest. "Bearing false witness before the Gods is a great a sin as any, My Lady. Take her." (Politics - uncategorized)

Episode 7: The Gift

5:18 (+3) Jon Snow:

Jon Snow is given a dragonglass dagger by Samwell Tarly, in the event that he needs to fend off the White Walkers. (Politics - uncategorized)

58:25 (+3) High Sparrow:

The High Sparrow imprisons Cersei based on Lancel Lannister's confessions of her sins. "A young man (Lancel) came to us not long ago. Broken in body and spirit. He had so much to strip away. So much weighing him down. But piece by piece, he unburdened himself. Let go of vanity, pride, sin. Now his soul is so light, he will float through the Seven Heavens like a bird. Hmm. And he has much to say about you." (Politics - uncategorized)

Episode 9: The Dance of Dragons

24:27 (+3) Arya Stark:

Arya discovers Ser Meryn's pedophilic sexual tastes. (Politics - uncategorized)

Episode 10: Mother's Mercy

30:31 (+3) Ellaria Sand:

Ellaria betrays the trust of Doran Martell by assassinating Myrcella Baratheon after swearing not to harm th girl. (Politics - uncategorized)

47:15 (+3) High Sparrow:

The High Sparrow publicly announces the sins of Cersei Lannister to the people of King's Landing. "She has committed the acts of falsehood and fornication. She has confessed her sins and begged for forgiveness... She comes before you with a solemn heart, shorn of secrets, naked before the eyes of gods and men, to make her walk of atonement." (Politics - uncategorized)

Insults Delivered / Funny Lines

Episode 2: The House of Black and White

20:22 (+3) Ellaria Sand:

to Areo Hotah: "Remove yourself from my path or I'll take that long axe and I'll shove it up your..." (Threat)

21:50 (+3) Ellaria Sand:

Doran: "...but we do not mutilate little girls for vengeance. Not here. Not while I rule."
Ellaria: "And how long will that be?" (Threat)

Areo Hotah's testing the blade with his finger doesn't count as a threat towards Ellaria because he didn't do it for her to see? -Lem Lemoncake

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2015 Apr 21 Reaper likes this
Generally only threatening lines are scored, not actions. Else every fighting scene with a threatening glare would get points as well. -nyan

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2015 Apr 23 Lem Lemoncake likes this
Good point :D -Lem Lemoncake

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2015 Apr 23

44:36 (+3) Arya Stark:

Braavosi thief: "That's a nice little sword. Worth a hundred pigeons a sword like that."
Arya: "Nothing's worth anything to dead men." (Threat)

Episode 3: The High Sparrow

28:53 (+3) Arya Stark:

Arya: "Cunt!" (Funny Line)

submitted by alicehanners (approved!)

I didn't pick up on this one personally, but a few other people have mentioned it - was it the way she said it? I'll go with the popular demand if this gets a lot of likes/supporting comments. -nyan

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2015 Apr 28
I think this should definitely count. Right or wrong I think this got one of the biggest laughs among our league. -moonbaseu92

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2015 Apr 28
Got some good laughs from my league aswell. -timguttman

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2015 Apr 28
By overwhelming popular demand - approved! -nyan

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36:14 (+3) Jon Snow:

Jon appoints a new latrine captain to head up the latrine pit digging: "Brian - it seems like a good job for a ginger." (Funny Line)

Episode 6: Unbowed, Unbent, Unbroken

35:35 (+3) Olenna Redwyne (Grandma Tyrell):

The Tyrell caravan stops just so Grandma Tyrell can deliver a burn on the entire city of King's Landing.
"Oh... you can smell the shit from five miles away." (Funny Line)

35:57 (+3) Olenna Redwyne (Grandma Tyrell):

"Renly Baratheon shagged half the stable boys in the Seven Kingdoms. Everyone knew, no one cared." (Witty Insult)

36:34 (+3) Olenna Redwyne (Grandma Tyrell):

to Cersei: "Put the pen down, dear. We both know you're not writing anything." (Witty Insult)

36:38 (+3) Olenna Redwyne (Grandma Tyrell):

Cersei Lannister: "Ah, yes. The famously tart-tongued Queen of Thorns."
Olenna: "And the famous tart, Queen Cersei." (Witty Insult)

37:25 (+3) Olenna Redwyne (Grandma Tyrell):

Cersei Lannister: "As for your veiled threats..."
Olenna: "What veil?" (Threat)

Episode 7: The Gift

33:31 (+3) Olenna Redwyne (Grandma Tyrell):

High Sparrow: "I'm telling you a simple truth - I serve the Gods. The Gods demand justice."
Olenna: "How do they communicate their demands? By raven or horse?" (Witty Insult)

33:42 (+3) High Sparrow:

"... the holy text, the Seven-Pointed Star. If you don't have one in your library, I'll give you my own." (Witty Insult)

34:49 (+3) High Sparrow:

to Olenna Tyrell: "A lifetime of wealth and power has left you blind in one eye. You are the few, we are the many. And when the many stop fearing the few..." (Threat)

44:24 (+3) Olenna Redwyne (Grandma Tyrell):

Petyr Baelish: "It was an establishment like no other. The sheer range of appetites catered to. Desires that didn't even exist until we invented them."
Olenna: "You've always been rather impressed with yourself, haven't you?" (Witty Insult)

44:59 (+3) Olenna Redwyne (Grandma Tyrell):

Petyr Baelish: "I promise you-"
Olenna Tyrell: "I promise you, Lord Baelish, that our fates are joined. Together we murdered a king. If my house should fall, I will have nothing to hide. And if I should meet with some accident here at your broken little flesh market, they'll never even find what's left of you." (Threat)

57:01 (+3) High Sparrow:

to Cersei: "The Tyrells' finery will be stripped away. Their lies knocked down. Their true hearts laid bare for all to see. And so it will be for all of us. High and low alike. What will we find when we strip away your finery?" (Threat)

Bit of a stretch, I think. Is it really a threat? -alicehanners

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2015 May 26
Ooh, this wasn't intimidating enough for you? I thought it was one of the more solid threats that have been scored - he's basically laying out that, just like she's done with the Tyrells, the Faith is going to open up all the skeletons in her closet and lay them out for the world to see. -nyan

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2015 May 26
"And so it will be for all of us. High and low alike." is what makes this not a threat for me. Is he threatening everyone in the world?

It's more of a "You don't have anything to hide, do you?" question. What is he threatening? -alicehanners

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2015 May 27
I think the "and so it will be for all of us" line translates to "and nobody is going to be safe." It seems more like a threat than a question - he doesn't pause to wait for an answer from Cersei, and instead launches directly into his story behind Lancel. -nyan

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2015 May 27

Episode 9: The Dance of Dragons

12:55 (+3) Ellaria Sand:

Ellaria pours her glass of wine onto the carpet, in protest of Doran Martell's toast to King Tommen. (Witty Insult)

13:53 (+3) Ellaria Sand:

to Doran Martell: "No wonder you can't stand. You have no spine." (Witty Insult)

25:05 (+3) Jaqen H'ghar:

Arya Stark: "The thin man wasn't hungry today."
Jaqen: "Perhaps that is why a man is thin." (Funny Line)

26:50 (+3) Ellaria Sand:

as she observes Jaime writing a letter: "You write like a seven-year-old." (Witty Insult)

Episode 10: Mother's Mercy

7:59 (+3) Jon Snow:

Jon: "You had just been beaten half to death. How did you...?"
Sam: "Oh, very carefully."
Jon: "I'm glad the end of the world's working out well for someone." (Funny Line)

Glasses of Wine Consumed

Episode 2: The House of Black and White

39:23 (+5) Jon Snow:

Jon drinks in the hall at Castle Black, as the election for Lord Commander of the Night's Watch begins. (Glass of Wine Consumed)

42:44 (+5) Jon Snow:

Jon drinks another cup while members of the Night's Watch cast their votes for Lord Commander. (Glass of Wine Consumed)

Episode 3: The High Sparrow

39:12 (+5) Jon Snow:

Jon "Never Kill a Man Sober" Snow finishes off his drink before heading outside to execute Janos Slynt. (Glass of Wine Consumed)

Episode 5: Kill the Boy

32:59 (+5) Roose Bolton:

Roose drinks after dinner with Ramsay. (Glass of Wine Consumed)

Episode 10: Mother's Mercy

8:23 (+5) Jon Snow:

Jon and Sam toast to Sam's journey to Oldtown to become a Maester. "To your return." (Glass of Wine Consumed)

24:09 (+5) Jaqen H'ghar:

Jaqen drinks a glass of the poisoned liquid in the House of Black and White. (Glass of Wine Consumed)

30:30 (+5) Ellaria Sand:

Ellaria drinks the vial of antidote from Tyene. (Glass of Wine Consumed)

submitted by nyan (approved!)

It seems clearly to be the same antidote that Bronn drank in E7. Open question as to whether that was alcoholic. -nyan

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2015 Jun 16
I don't think there will be a lot of feedback on this but I think it's inconsistent scoring. Jaqen's potion counts as alcohol. And this "clearly it's the same" is hard to be consistent with. -coconnor723

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2015 Jun 16
Also there is no nod to Tyene, she just takes the cloth from her. -coconnor723

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2015 Jun 16
Yeah, I missed that Jaqen's potion was the same bottle that he had given Arya. I think it should be scored the same as both of these, so I wouldn't take that as precedent. -nyan

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2015 Jun 16

Deaths

Episode 9: The Dance of Dragons

45:30 (+10) Hizdahr zo Loraq:

Hizdahr is stabbed to death by the Sons of the Harpy as they mount an attack on the fighting pits. (Death)

Episode 10: Mother's Mercy

24:15 (+10) Jaqen H'ghar:

Jaqen commits suicide to balance out Arya's killing of Meryn Trant. "A girl stole from the Many-Faced God. Now a debt is owed. Only death can pay for life." (Death)

58:45 (+10) Jon Snow:

Jon Snow is stabbed by a band of Night's Watch mutineers, receiving the final fatal blow from his steward, Olly. (Death)

+1 for Hizdahr zo Loraq

Special

Episode 1: The Wars to Come

23:07 (+3) Jon Snow:

Melisandre announces Jon Snow to Stannis: "Your Grace. The bastard of Winterfell." (Special)

Episode 2: The House of Black and White

5:37 (+15) Arya Stark:

Arya recites her hitlist five times while waiting outside the House of Black & White. "Cersei. Walder Frey. The Mountain. Meryn Trant." (Special)

45:16 (+3) Jaqen H'ghar:

Jaqen reveals himself to Arya, removing his disguise and inviting her into the House of Black and White. (Special)

Episode 3: The High Sparrow

38:09 (+3) Jon Snow:

Janos Slynt: "You can stick your order up your bastard ass." (Special)

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