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Matchup: STARK or get out vs Can't spell pimp without imp for Ep 5 | Fantasora

Matchup: STARK or get out vs Can't spell pimp without imp for Ep 5

Valar Morghulis... Don't You Mean YOLO?

STARK or get out (lm2ph)

Character Drafted Total Kills Politics Insults Wine Sex Thrones Deaths Special Feels
Ramsay Bolton
The legitimized bastard son of Roose Bolton, now Warden of the North. He is fond of the Bolton tradition of flaying their enemies.
#23 42 0 0 12 25 5 0 0 0 0
Jorah Mormont
The exiled head of House Mormont. Jorah was previously one of Daenerys' most trusted advisors, but was banished when his time serving as a spy for Robert Baratheon was revealed to her.
#10 7 4 0 0 0 0 0 0 3 0
Samwell Tarly
A steward of the Night's Watch. He is a close friend to Jon Snow, and one of the few people known to have killed a White Walker.
#26 6 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 6 0
Thoros of Myr
A Red Priest from the city of Myr - he is a member of the Brotherhood Without Banners, led by Beric Dondarrion.
#42 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0
Denys Mallister
A member of the Night's Watch and commander of the Shadow Tower, located the west end of the Wall.
#55 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0
Tyene Sand
One of Oberyn Martell's bastard children, known as the Sand Snakes.
#39 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0
Jaime Lannister
The second of the Lannister children, he is Cersei's lover and twin brother, and also the father of her three children. He also serves as Lord Commander of the Kingsguard.
#7 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0
Brynden Tully (Blackfish)
Known as the Blackfish, Brynden is the uncle of Catelyn Stark and Edmure Tully. He escaped the events of the Red Wedding, but his whereabouts are unknown.
#58 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0
Totals 55 4 0 12 25 5 0 0 9 0

Can't spell pimp without imp (olivia.sabik)

Character Drafted Total Kills Politics Insults Wine Sex Thrones Deaths Special Feels
Missandei
A freed slave from Astapor. She works for Daenerys as an advisor. She is fluent in many languages and often serves as a translator.
#25 3 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 3 0
Mance Rayder
A former member of the Night's Watch, Mance leads a united Wildling army as the King Beyond the Wall. Following the Battle at Castle Black however, his forces were defeated and he was captured by Stannis Baratheon.
#40 1 0 0 0 0 0 0 1 0 0
Podrick Payne
A squire who serves Tyrion Lannister.
#41 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0
Gendry
A bastard son of Robert Baratheon, although this fact is not widely known (even to Gendry himself). After being captured by Melisandre, he is freed by Ser Davos and escaped Dragonstone by rowboat. His whereabouts are currently unknown.
#56 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0
Three-eyed raven
A mysterious man who lives far north of the Wall with the Children of the Forest. He has been guiding Bran's dreams through the form of a three-eyed raven.
#57 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0
Varys
Formerly the Master of Whisperers in King's Landing, Varys controls a vast network of spies. He flees King's Landing after aiding in Tyrion Lannister's escape.
#9 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0
Margaery Tyrell
The daughter of Mace Tyrell, head of House Tyrell. Betrothed to King Tommen, she is the queen-to-be and active in the politics of King's Landing.
#8 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0
Bran Stark
The fourth of the Stark children. He is north of the Wall, arriving in the cave of the Three-eyed Raven and the Children of the Forest.
#24 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0
Totals 4 0 0 0 0 0 0 1 3 0

Kills
52:09 (+2) Jorah Mormont:
Jorah retrieves his sword and cuts down one of the Stone Men that leaps onto his boat. (Kill of Unnamed Character)
52:14 (+2) Jorah Mormont:
Jorah stabs through one of the Stone Men with his sword. (Kill of Unnamed Character)
Insults Delivered / Funny Lines
18:47 (+3) Ramsay Bolton:
Myranda: "I saw you staring at her (Sansa)."
Ramsay: "I'm going to marry her. That will involve looking at her from time to time." (Funny Line)
19:16 (+3) Ramsay Bolton:
Miranda: "Do you think she's pretty?"
Ramsay: "Of course I do. I'm not blind. " (Funny Line)
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29:16 (+3) Ramsay Bolton:
about Theon: "He's not Ironborn anymore. Not Theon Greyjoy anymore. He's a new man... a new person, anyway." (Witty Insult)
32:19 (+3) Ramsay Bolton:
to Roose Bolton: "How can you be sure... that she's pregnant? I mean... [spacing gesture indicate Fat Walda's size] ...how can you tell?" (Witty Insult)
Glasses of Wine Consumed
25:47 (+5) Ramsay Bolton:
Ramsay drinks while talking with Reek. (Glass of Wine Consumed)
28:09 (+5) Ramsay Bolton:
Ramsay drinks after proposing a toast to Sansa Stark. "My lady, we are all a family, we Northerners. Our blood ties go back thousands of years. So I'd like to drink to our wedding. May our happiness spread from Moat Cailin to the Last Hearth." (Glass of Wine Consumed)
32:07 (+5) Ramsay Bolton:
Ramsay drinks again from his refilled cup, after Roose Bolton announces that Fat Walda Frey is pregnant. (Glass of Wine Consumed)
33:13 (+5) Ramsay Bolton:
Ramsay drinks while discussing the Bolton line of succession with his father Roose Bolton. (Glass of Wine Consumed)
33:38 (+5) Ramsay Bolton:
Ramsay refills his cup as Roose Bolton tells him the story of her mother. (Glass of Wine Consumed)
Acts of Intercourse
20:49 (+5) Ramsay Bolton:
Ramsay takes Myranda from behind after their lover's quarrel over Ramsay's marriage to Sansa Stark. (Act of Intercourse)
Deaths
+1 for Mance Rayder
Special
6:55 (+3) Samwell Tarly:
Samwell reads a raven letter to Maester Aemon, reporting on Daenery's current struggles as ruler of Meereen. (Special)
35:13 (+3) Samwell Tarly:
Sam reads in the library of Castle Black while talking to Gilly. (Special)
42:47 (+3) Missandei:
The injured Grey Worm wakes from his sleep, and Missandei is there to comfort him in Valyrian. "You failed no one. You fought bravely. You'll fight again." (Special)
50:12 (+3) Jorah Mormont:
Jorah finishes Tyrion's recital of a poem describing the Doom of Valyria. "... a city of a thousand years, and all that men had learned; The Doom consumed it all alike, and neither of them turned." (Special)