STARK or get out
Valar Morghulis... Don't You Mean YOLO?
Owner: lm2ph
2-8, 44 roto pts (#4)
Z-Score:
0.322 (percentile: 62.61%)
Weeks at #1: 0
Categories won:
Best Week:
Episode 5: Kill the Boy
(+6 roto points)
Team MVP:
Ramsay Bolton
(picked #23,
90 points,
37.04% of team total)
Longest winstreak: W-1
Roster Stats
Roster
charId | Character | Special |
---|---|---|
19 |
Jaime Lannister
The second of the Lannister children, he is Cersei's lover and twin brother, and also the father of her three children. He also serves as Lord Commander of the Kingsguard.
|
* +1 point for awkward waves with his metal hand * +1 point when he uses his metal hand in a combat situation * +1 point when someone (excl. Cersei) references incest with Cersei or her childrens' bastardy directly to him * 2x multiplier for sex acts involving incest (first cousin or closer) |
32 |
Jorah Mormont
The exiled head of House Mormont. Jorah was previously one of Daenerys' most trusted advisors, but was banished when his time serving as a spy for Robert Baratheon was revealed to her.
|
* +1 point when he explains to someone he has Greyscale * +1 point in each scene that Jorah serves as an encyclopedia for Essos culture. * +1 point each time Daenerys convinces him to go on a mission / do something that doesn't involve being anywhere around her (friendzone) |
87 |
Ramsay Bolton
The legitimized bastard son of Roose Bolton, now Warden of the North. He is fond of the Bolton tradition of flaying their enemies.
|
+1 for each food item he punctures or slices +1 point for every scene featuring an act of torture. |
40 |
Samwell Tarly
A steward of the Night's Watch. He is a close friend to Jon Snow, and one of the few people known to have killed a White Walker.
|
+1 point for reading books, mentioning he "read that in a book", or writing raven letters. |
190 |
Tyene Sand
One of Oberyn Martell's bastard children, known as the Sand Snakes.
|
+1 for invoking the name of Oberyn Martell |
102 |
Thoros of Myr
A Red Priest from the city of Myr - he is a member of the Brotherhood Without Banners, led by Beric Dondarrion.
|
+1 point every time he revives someone. +1 when shown igniting his flaming sword |
193 |
Denys Mallister
A member of the Night's Watch and commander of the Shadow Tower, located the west end of the Wall.
|
|
94 |
Brynden Tully (Blackfish)
Known as the Blackfish, Brynden is the uncle of Catelyn Stark and Edmure Tully. He escaped the events of the Red Wedding, but his whereabouts are unknown.
|
Kills
13:31
(+10)
Ramsay Bolton:
Ramsay tells his father about the flaying of Lord Cerwyn. His body, flayed of all skin, is hung from the walls of Moat Cailin.
Ramsay: "Lord Cerwyn refused to pay. He said the Warden of the North will always be a Stark, and he'd be damned if he kissed a traitor's boot."
Roose Bolton: "You left him no choice."
Ramsay: "I flayed him living, along with his wife and brother. I made his son watch ... The new Lord Cerwyn paid his taxes." (Kill of Named Character)
Ramsay: "Lord Cerwyn refused to pay. He said the Warden of the North will always be a Stark, and he'd be damned if he kissed a traitor's boot."
Roose Bolton: "You left him no choice."
Ramsay: "I flayed him living, along with his wife and brother. I made his son watch ... The new Lord Cerwyn paid his taxes." (Kill of Named Character)
13:47
(+4)
Ramsay Bolton:
The wife and brother of Lady Cerwyn were killed by Ramsay Bolton - their flayed bodies were hung on display from the walls of Moat Cailin.
(Kill of Unnamed Character)
2:10
(+1)
Jorah Mormont:
In the middle of the night, Jorah knocks out a fisherman with a haymaker and steals his boat.
(Major Injury of Unnamed Character)
35:33
(+2)
Jaime Lannister:
Jaime catches the sabre of the Dornish rider in his metal hand, allowing him to retrieve his sword and stab him.
(Kill of Unnamed Character)
52:09
(+2)
Jorah Mormont:
Jorah retrieves his sword and cuts down one of the Stone Men that leaps onto his boat.
(Kill of Unnamed Character)
52:14
(+2)
Jorah Mormont:
Jorah stabs through one of the Stone Men with his sword.
(Kill of Unnamed Character)
34:09
(+2)
Tyene Sand:
Tyene manages to slash Bronn on the arm with her dagger, just before Areo Hotah and the Dornish guards arrive.
(Minor Injury of Named Character)
8:12
(+2)
Ramsay Bolton:
Sansa emerges from her bed, showing the bruises that have been inflicted on her by Ramsay.
(Minor Injury of Named Character)
15:42
(+2)
Ramsay Bolton:
Ramsay has the old woman who attempted to help Sansa flayed and killed. "Tough old bird. Everyone talks when I start peeling them. But this one, her heart gave out before I even got to her face."
(Kill of Unnamed Character)
49:30
(+2)
Jorah Mormont:
Jorah elbows Yezzan zo Qaggaz in the nose as he emerges into the fighting pit.
(Minor Injury of Named Character)
49:34
(+5)
Jorah Mormont:
Jorah enters the fighting pits and knocks out the remaining five fighters in hopes of winning Daenerys' favor.
(Major Injury of Unnamed Character)
41:22
(+2)
Jorah Mormont:
Jorah plunges a dagger into the heart of the long-axe-wielding pit fighter.
(Kill of Unnamed Character)
43:39
(+10)
Jorah Mormont:
Jorah does a somersault and then stabs his sword through the stomach of the pit fighter, named as the "Meereenese Champion" earlier.
(Kill of Named Character)
44:04
(+2)
Jorah Mormont:
Jorah throws a spear into the gallery, killing a Son of the Harpy who had been sneaking up behind Daenerys.
(Kill of Unnamed Character)
45:13
(+2)
Jorah Mormont:
Jorah kills a Son of the Harpy with his dagger as he makes his way over to help protect Daenerys.
(Kill of Unnamed Character)
46:02
(+2)
Jorah Mormont:
Jorah stabs a Son of the Harpy who attempts to ambush Daenerys in the fighting pit escape tunnel.
(Kill of Unnamed Character)
47:08
(+4)
Jorah Mormont:
Jorah cuts down two enemies as Daenerys' group becomes encircled by the Sons of the Harpy mob.
(Kill of Unnamed Character)
49:13
(+2)
Jorah Mormont:
Jorah stabs through a Son of the Harpy in the fighting pit.
(Kill of Unnamed Character)
16:12
(+2)
Ramsay Bolton:
Ramsay stabs through the remaining Baratheon soldier as he mops up the wounded soldiers on the battlefield near Winterfell. "Looks like we're done here."
(Kill of Unnamed Character)
16:43
(+2)
Ramsay Bolton:
Ramsay stabs the back of a crawling Baratheon soldier as he mops up the battlefield outside Winterfell.
Baratheon soldier: "I surrender! I surrender!"
Ramsay: "And I accept your surrender." (Kill of Unnamed Character)
Baratheon soldier: "I surrender! I surrender!"
Ramsay: "And I accept your surrender." (Kill of Unnamed Character)
Political Wins
19:20
(+3)
Jaime Lannister:
Jaime coerces Bronn into his service, marrying off the noblewoman he is betrothed to, Lollys Stokeworth, to another knight, stripping Bronn of his opportunity for a noble title and lands. "Because you're going to come with me and help me with something important. And when we return... I'm going to give you a much better girl, and a much better castle."
(Politics - uncategorized)
40:56
(+3)
Samwell Tarly:
Sam stumps for Jon Snow as a candidate for Lord Commander of the Night's Watch, convincing many in the room. "He may be young, but he's the commander we turned to when the night was darkest."
(Politics - uncategorized)
59:50
(+3)
Jorah Mormont:
Jorah captures Tyrion in Volantis. "I'm taking you to the Queen."
(Politics - uncategorized)
18:03
(+3)
Samwell Tarly:
Samwell convinces Jon to sign a letter requesting recruits from Roose Bolton. "We swore to be the Watchers on the Wall. We can't watch the Wall with 50 men. And we can't get more men without help from the Warden of the North."
(Politics - uncategorized)
23:08
(+3)
Jorah Mormont:
Jorah convinces the slave trader Malko to take him to the fighting pits of Meereen instead of the slave city of Volantis.
Jorah: "I killed a Dothraki Bloodrider in single combat."
Malko: "Liar."
Jorah: "It's no lie. His name was Qotho. He was Bloodrider to Khal Drogo. Take me to Slaver's Bay, put a sword in my hand, I'll prove my worth." (Politics - uncategorized)
Jorah: "I killed a Dothraki Bloodrider in single combat."
Malko: "Liar."
Jorah: "It's no lie. His name was Qotho. He was Bloodrider to Khal Drogo. Take me to Slaver's Bay, put a sword in my hand, I'll prove my worth." (Politics - uncategorized)
50:05
(+3)
Ramsay Bolton:
Ramsay Bolton and Sansa Stark are wed.
Theon: "Sansa, of the House Stark comes here to be wed. A woman grown, trueborn and noble. She comes to beg the blessings of the Gods. Who comes to claim her?
Ramsay: "Ramsay, of House Bolton." (Politics - uncategorized)
Theon: "Sansa, of the House Stark comes here to be wed. A woman grown, trueborn and noble. She comes to beg the blessings of the Gods. Who comes to claim her?
Ramsay: "Ramsay, of House Bolton." (Politics - uncategorized)
10:03
(+3)
Ramsay Bolton:
Ramsay discovers Sansa's attempt to call for help after he encounters Reek at the top of the broken tower, prepared to light a signal candle.
(Politics - uncategorized)
3:01
(+3)
Ramsay Bolton:
Ramsay and his band of "twenty men" sneak into Stannis Baratheon's camp in the middle of the night and set fire to the Baratheon food and war supplies.
Ser Davos: "They were in and out before anyone spotted them. Burnt our food stores to the ground, all our siege weapons destroyed."
(Politics - uncategorized)
Ser Davos: "They were in and out before anyone spotted them. Burnt our food stores to the ground, all our siege weapons destroyed."
(Politics - uncategorized)
7:35
(+3)
Samwell Tarly:
Sam convinces Jon Snow to send him and Gilly to Oldtown so that Sam can train to be the next Maester for the Night's Watch. "If Gilly stays here, then she'll die. And the baby that she named after me will die. And I'll end up dying, too, trying to protect them. Which means that the last thing that I'll see in this world will be the look in her eyes when I fail them."
(Politics - uncategorized)
16:12
(+3)
Ramsay Bolton:
Ramsay Bolton handily defeats the broken and dispirited forces of Stannis Baratheon in the battle outside Winterfell. "Looks like we're done here."
(Politics - uncategorized)
Insults Delivered / Funny Lines
20:54
(+3)
Samwell Tarly:
"How many Brothers can say that they've killed a White Walker *and* a Thenn? I might be the first in history!"
(Funny Line)
40:42
(+3)
Samwell Tarly:
"A wildling girl, a baby, and Lord Janos. I found him there (in the Castle Black pantry) after the battle was over, in a puddle of his own making."
(Witty Insult)
36:26
(+3)
Jaime Lannister:
after asking Bronn to bury the bodies of the Dornish riders: "I can't dig very well with one hand. Not at all, really."
(Funny Line)
39:49
(+3)
Jorah Mormont:
Tyrion: "I can't sleep without wine."
Jorah: "Then stay awake." (Funny Line)
Jorah: "Then stay awake." (Funny Line)
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18:47
(+3)
Ramsay Bolton:
Myranda: "I saw you staring at her (Sansa)."
Ramsay: "I'm going to marry her. That will involve looking at her from time to time." (Funny Line)
Ramsay: "I'm going to marry her. That will involve looking at her from time to time." (Funny Line)
19:16
(+3)
Ramsay Bolton:
Miranda: "Do you think she's pretty?"
Ramsay: "Of course I do. I'm not blind. " (Funny Line)
Ramsay: "Of course I do. I'm not blind. " (Funny Line)
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29:16
(+3)
Ramsay Bolton:
about Theon: "He's not Ironborn anymore. Not Theon Greyjoy anymore. He's a new man... a new person, anyway."
(Witty Insult)
32:19
(+3)
Ramsay Bolton:
to Roose Bolton: "How can you be sure... that she's pregnant? I mean... [spacing gesture indicate Fat Walda's size] ...how can you tell?"
(Witty Insult)
52:30
(+3)
Ramsay Bolton:
Ramsay reminds Sansa to remove her clothes: "Do I need to ask a second time? I hate asking a second time."
(Threat)
23:05
(+3)
Samwell Tarly:
to Brant and Derek, who are assaulting Gilly: "I killed a White Walker. I killed a Thenn. I'll take my chances with you."
(Threat)
24:11
(+3)
Samwell Tarly:
Sam boasts about his command of the situation after he'd been beaten senseless by Brant and Derek of the Night's Watch.
Gilly: "I know they would've killed you if Ghost hadn't come."
Sam: "No no no, they were tiring out. I had them in the palm of my hand" (Funny Line)
Gilly: "I know they would've killed you if Ghost hadn't come."
Sam: "No no no, they were tiring out. I had them in the palm of my hand" (Funny Line)
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25:31
(+3)
Samwell Tarly:
during his first sexual experience with Gilly: "Oh... oh... oh my..."
(Funny Line)
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11:30
(+3)
Jaime Lannister:
Jaime criticizes Myrcella's revealing attire in Doran Martell's court:
Jaime: "What a lovely dress."
Myrcella: "You don't like it?"
Jaime: "You must be cold." (Witty Insult)
Jaime: "What a lovely dress."
Myrcella: "You don't like it?"
Jaime: "You must be cold." (Witty Insult)
7:46
(+3)
Samwell Tarly:
Jon Snow: "You know that the Citadel will make you swear off women, too."
Samwell: "Oh, they'll bloody try." (Funny Line)
Samwell: "Oh, they'll bloody try." (Funny Line)
33:05
(+3)
Jorah Mormont:
Tyrion: "Fine, fine. I suppose he can join us. Just as long as he promises not to kill me in my sleep."
Jorah: "If I ever kill you, your eyes will be wide open." (Threat)
Jorah: "If I ever kill you, your eyes will be wide open." (Threat)
Glasses of Wine Consumed
55:55
(+5)
Jorah Mormont:
Jorah drinks away his sorrows as he can't even get within the friendzone of the Daenerys cosplayer in Volantis.
(Glass of Wine Consumed)
3:49
(+5)
Jaime Lannister:
Jaime takes a swig while below the deck of the merchant vessel that is smuggling him to Dorne.
(Glass of Wine Consumed)
28:09
(+5)
Ramsay Bolton:
Ramsay drinks after proposing a toast to Sansa Stark. "My lady, we are all a family, we Northerners. Our blood ties go back thousands of years. So I'd like to drink to our wedding. May our happiness spread from Moat Cailin to the Last Hearth."
(Glass of Wine Consumed)
32:07
(+5)
Ramsay Bolton:
Ramsay drinks again from his refilled cup, after Roose Bolton announces that Fat Walda Frey is pregnant.
(Glass of Wine Consumed)
33:13
(+5)
Ramsay Bolton:
Ramsay drinks while discussing the Bolton line of succession with his father Roose Bolton.
(Glass of Wine Consumed)
33:38
(+5)
Ramsay Bolton:
Ramsay refills his cup as Roose Bolton tells him the story of her mother.
(Glass of Wine Consumed)
13:00
(+5)
Jaime Lannister:
Jaime drinks after Doran Martell proposes a toast. "Let us drink to Tommen, the First of His Name, King of the Andals and the First Men, Lord of the Seven Kingdoms."
(Glass of Wine Consumed)
8:23
(+5)
Samwell Tarly:
Jon and Sam toast to Sam's journey to Oldtown to become a Maester. "To your return."
(Glass of Wine Consumed)
Acts of Intercourse
20:49
(+5)
Ramsay Bolton:
Ramsay takes Myranda from behind after their lover's quarrel over Ramsay's marriage to Sansa Stark.
(Act of Intercourse)
53:44
(+5)
Ramsay Bolton:
Ramsay rapes Sansa Stark on their wedding night. "Reek... I told you to watch. You've known Sansa since she was a girl. Now watch her become a woman."
(Act of Intercourse)
26:24
(+5)
Samwell Tarly:
Samwell breaks his vows and lays with Gilly after he get injured. "Oh... oh... oh my."
(Act of Intercourse)
41:14
(+10)
Tyene Sand:
Tyene strips down to toy with Bronn as he suffers from the effects of her poisoned dagger.
(Non-sexual Nude Scene)
Special
15:31
(+3)
Jaime Lannister:
Cersei talks to Jaime about Myrcella. "Then don't call her your daughter. You've never been a father to her."
(Special)
33:16
(+3)
Samwell Tarly:
Sam mentions a factoid from his book on the history of Lord Commanders of the Night's Watch. "Did you know that the youngest Lord Commander in history, Osric Stark, was elected at the age of 10?"
(Special)
4:10
(+3)
Jaime Lannister:
Jaime: "We're not kidnapping their princess. We're rescuing my niece, bringing her back to her family."
Bronn: "Your niece?" (Special)
Bronn: "Your niece?" (Special)
17:20
(+3)
Samwell Tarly:
Samwell prepares a set of raven letters to various Lords requesting recruits for the Night's Watch.
(Special)
6:55
(+3)
Samwell Tarly:
Samwell reads a raven letter to Maester Aemon, reporting on Daenery's current struggles as ruler of Meereen.
(Special)
35:13
(+3)
Samwell Tarly:
Sam reads in the library of Castle Black while talking to Gilly.
(Special)
50:12
(+3)
Jorah Mormont:
Jorah finishes Tyrion's recital of a poem describing the Doom of Valyria. "... a city of a thousand years, and all that men had learned; The Doom consumed it all alike, and neither of them turned."
(Special)
52:10
(+3)
Ramsay Bolton:
Ramsay makes Reek stay in the bedchamber to watch him rape Sansa. "Oh, no, no, no. You stay here, Reek. You watch."
(Special)
53:03
(+3)
Ramsay Bolton:
Ramsay tortures Sansa Stark on their wedding night by raping her with Reek (Theon Greyjoy) watching. "Reek... I told you to watch. You've known Sansa since she was a girl. Not watch her become a woman."
(Special)
27:07
(+3)
Jaime Lannister:
Ellaria: "You love her very much, don't you?"
Jaime: "Of course, she's my niece."
Ellaria: "I wasn't talking about her." (Special)
Jaime: "Of course, she's my niece."
Ellaria: "I wasn't talking about her." (Special)
29:07
(+3)
Jaime Lannister:
Jaime is confronted with his incest by his own daughter, Myrcella: "I know. About you and mother. I think a part of me always knew. And I'm glad. I'm glad that you're my father."
(Special)