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Valar Morghulis... Don't You Mean YOLO? (GoT: Season 5)

Rk Team Total Change Behind Kills Politics Insults Wine Sex Thrones Deaths Special Feels
1 - 51.5 0.5 - 3 (+0.5) 6 8 8 6.5 4.5 6 5 4.5
2 3 45 6 6.5 5 4 (+3) 6 (+2.5) 7 (+2) 4.5 4.5 2.5 (+0.5) 7 4.5
4 1 44.5 -1 7 7 7 6 5.5 2 4.5 (+2) 5 3 4.5
3 1 44.5 -2.5 7 6 8 3.5 5.5 2 4.5 2.5 8 4.5
5 1 40 -3 11.5 1 2 6 4 4.5 4.5 7.5 6 4.5
6 - 33.5 -0.5 18 4 (+1) 4 3.5 1 8 4.5 2.5 1.5 4.5
8 - 32.5 1.5 19 2 (+1) 4 (+0.5) 2 2.5 6.5 4.5 2.5 (+0.5) 4 4.5
7 - 32.5 -1 19 8 1 1 2.5 2 4.5 7.5 1.5 4.5
Rk Team Total Change Behind Kills Politics Insults Wine Sex Thrones Deaths Special Feels
1 - 159 +10 - 13 (+3) 15 (+3) 45 55 10 0 (+1) 12 (+3) 9 0
2 - 129 +14 30 22 (+9) 48 15 (+5) 20 0 0 0 24 0
3 3 118 +55 41 (+4) 21 12 (+12) 24 (+25) 35 (+5) 5 0 0 (+9) 21 0
4 1 105 +13 54 30 (+3) 18 24 20 0 0 (+10) 10 3 0
5 1 77 +4 82 0 9 24 10 5 0 (+1) 14 (+3) 15 0
6 1 69 +4 90 38 (+3) 3 9 5 0 0 (+1) 14 0 0
7 - 67 +7 92 (+4) 20 (+3) 12 15 0 20 0 0 0 0
8 - 47 +9 112 2 (+3) 12 (+3) 12 5 10 0 0 (+3) 6 0
Totals 771 +116 146 129 168 150 50 0 50 78 0
Rk Team Total Change Behind Streak Roto Tiebreaker Points/Game
1 - 5 +1 - W-5 51.5 31.8
t-2 - 4 - 1 L-1 44.5 21
t-2 1 4 +1 1 W-4 44.5 25.8
4 - 3 +1 2 W-1 33.5 13.4
5 - 2 - 3 L-1 32.5 13.8
7 1 1 - 4 L-2 40 15.4
6 1 1 +1 4 W-1 45 23.6
8 - 0 - 5 L-5 32.5 9.4

Episode 5: Kill the Boy

hodor hodor hodor hodor (loostdyk)
Daenerys Targaryen:
7 pts
7 4 I'm dreaming of a Red Christmas (ach4zt)
Tormund Giantsbane:
3 pts
Wanna see my Littlefinger? (mschappe12)
Jon Snow:
9 pts
14 13 I Am The God Of Tits And Wine (kcdrews)
Barristan Selmy:
10 pts
Petyr Baelick my balls (kab7va)
Sansa Stark:
9 pts
9 10 Lady Stoneheart - Zombies Hate Fast Food (yattabro221)
Stannis Baratheon:
6 pts
STARK or get out (lm2ph)
Ramsay Bolton:
42 pts
55 4 Can't spell pimp without imp (olivia.sabik)
Missandei:
3 pts

Episode 6: Unbowed, Unbent, Unbroken

Lady Stoneheart - Zombies Hate Fast Food (yattabro221)
Avg: 31.8 , Record: 5-0
hodor hodor hodor hodor (loostdyk)
Avg: 13.4 , Record: 3-2
I Am The God Of Tits And Wine (kcdrews)
Avg: 21 , Record: 4-1
I'm dreaming of a Red Christmas (ach4zt)
Avg: 13.8 , Record: 2-3
Petyr Baelick my balls (kab7va)
Avg: 9.4 , Record: 0-5
Can't spell pimp without imp (olivia.sabik)
Avg: 15.4 , Record: 1-4
STARK or get out (lm2ph)
Avg: 23.6 , Record: 1-4
Wanna see my Littlefinger? (mschappe12)
Avg: 25.8 , Record: 4-1

Scenario Analysis for Episode 6: Unbowed, Unbent, Unbroken

Can't spell pimp without imp (olivia.sabik) 1-4, 15.4 points/game, #7

Optimal Scenario with Win

I Am The God Of Tits And Wine vs. I'm dreaming of a Red Christmas [Matchup]
I'm dreaming of a Red Christmas loses and you don't lose more than -7.5 tiebreaker points to them. (+1 rank)
Petyr Baelick my balls vs. Can't spell pimp without imp [Matchup]
STARK or get out vs. Wanna see my Littlefinger? [Matchup]
STARK or get out loses, or they win and you make up 5 tiebreaker points on them. (+1 rank)
Resulting Record: 2-4, rank #5

Worst-case Scenario with Loss

Petyr Baelick my balls vs. Can't spell pimp without imp [Matchup]
Can't spell pimp without imp loses. (-1 rank)
STARK or get out vs. Wanna see my Littlefinger? [Matchup]
STARK or get out wins, or they lose and you don't make up 5 tiebreaker points on them. (maintain rank)
Resulting Record: 1-5, rank #8

I Am The God Of Tits And Wine (kcdrews) 4-1, 21 points/game, #2t-

Optimal Scenario with Win

Lady Stoneheart - Zombies Hate Fast Food vs. hodor hodor hodor hodor [Matchup]
Lady Stoneheart - Zombies Hate Fast Food loses and you make up 7 tiebreaker points on them. (+1 rank)
I Am The God Of Tits And Wine vs. I'm dreaming of a Red Christmas [Matchup]
STARK or get out vs. Wanna see my Littlefinger? [Matchup]
Wanna see my Littlefinger? loses, or they win and you don't lose more than 0 tiebreaker points to them. (maintain rank)
Resulting Record: 5-1, rank #1

Worst-case Scenario with Loss

Lady Stoneheart - Zombies Hate Fast Food vs. hodor hodor hodor hodor [Matchup]
hodor hodor hodor hodor wins and you lose more than -11 tiebreaker points to them. (-1 rank)
I Am The God Of Tits And Wine vs. I'm dreaming of a Red Christmas [Matchup]
STARK or get out vs. Wanna see my Littlefinger? [Matchup]
Wanna see my Littlefinger? wins, or they lose and you lose more than 0 tiebreaker points to them. (maintain rank)
Resulting Record: 4-2, rank #3

Optimal Scenario with Win

Lady Stoneheart - Zombies Hate Fast Food vs. hodor hodor hodor hodor [Matchup]
Resulting Record: 6-0, rank #1

Worst-case Scenario with Loss

Lady Stoneheart - Zombies Hate Fast Food vs. hodor hodor hodor hodor [Matchup]
I Am The God Of Tits And Wine vs. I'm dreaming of a Red Christmas [Matchup]
I Am The God Of Tits And Wine wins and you lose more than -7 tiebreaker points to them. (-1 rank)
STARK or get out vs. Wanna see my Littlefinger? [Matchup]
Wanna see my Littlefinger? wins and you lose more than -7 tiebreaker points to them. (-1 rank)
Resulting Record: 5-1, rank #3

hodor hodor hodor hodor (loostdyk) 3-2, 13.4 points/game, #4

Optimal Scenario with Win

Lady Stoneheart - Zombies Hate Fast Food vs. hodor hodor hodor hodor [Matchup]
I Am The God Of Tits And Wine vs. I'm dreaming of a Red Christmas [Matchup]
I Am The God Of Tits And Wine loses and you make up 11 tiebreaker points on them. (+1 rank)
STARK or get out vs. Wanna see my Littlefinger? [Matchup]
Wanna see my Littlefinger? loses and you make up 11 tiebreaker points on them. (+1 rank)
Resulting Record: 4-2, rank #2

Worst-case Scenario with Loss

Lady Stoneheart - Zombies Hate Fast Food vs. hodor hodor hodor hodor [Matchup]
I Am The God Of Tits And Wine vs. I'm dreaming of a Red Christmas [Matchup]
I'm dreaming of a Red Christmas wins and you lose more than -1 tiebreaker points to them. (-1 rank)
Resulting Record: 3-3, rank #5

Petyr Baelick my balls (kab7va) 0-5, 9.4 points/game, #8

Optimal Scenario with Win

Petyr Baelick my balls vs. Can't spell pimp without imp [Matchup]
Petyr Baelick my balls wins. (+1 rank)
STARK or get out vs. Wanna see my Littlefinger? [Matchup]
STARK or get out loses and you make up 12.5 tiebreaker points on them. (+1 rank)
Resulting Record: 1-5, rank #6

Worst-case Scenario with Loss

Petyr Baelick my balls vs. Can't spell pimp without imp [Matchup]
Resulting Record: 0-6, rank #8

I'm dreaming of a Red Christmas (ach4zt) 2-3, 13.8 points/game, #5

Optimal Scenario with Win

Lady Stoneheart - Zombies Hate Fast Food vs. hodor hodor hodor hodor [Matchup]
hodor hodor hodor hodor loses and you make up 1 tiebreaker points on them. (+1 rank)
I Am The God Of Tits And Wine vs. I'm dreaming of a Red Christmas [Matchup]
Resulting Record: 3-3, rank #4

Worst-case Scenario with Loss

I Am The God Of Tits And Wine vs. I'm dreaming of a Red Christmas [Matchup]
Petyr Baelick my balls vs. Can't spell pimp without imp [Matchup]
Can't spell pimp without imp wins and you don't make up 7.5 tiebreaker points on them. (-1 rank)
STARK or get out vs. Wanna see my Littlefinger? [Matchup]
STARK or get out wins and you don't make up 12.5 tiebreaker points on them. (-1 rank)
Resulting Record: 2-4, rank #7

STARK or get out (lm2ph) 1-4, 23.6 points/game, #6

Optimal Scenario with Win

I Am The God Of Tits And Wine vs. I'm dreaming of a Red Christmas [Matchup]
I'm dreaming of a Red Christmas loses and you don't lose more than -12.5 tiebreaker points to them. (+1 rank)
Petyr Baelick my balls vs. Can't spell pimp without imp [Matchup]
Can't spell pimp without imp loses, or they win and you don't lose more than -5 tiebreaker points to them. (maintain rank)
STARK or get out vs. Wanna see my Littlefinger? [Matchup]
Resulting Record: 2-4, rank #5

Worst-case Scenario with Loss

Petyr Baelick my balls vs. Can't spell pimp without imp [Matchup]
Petyr Baelick my balls wins and you lose more than -12.5 tiebreaker points to them. (-1 rank)
Can't spell pimp without imp wins, or they lose and you lose more than -5 tiebreaker points to them. (-1 rank)
STARK or get out vs. Wanna see my Littlefinger? [Matchup]
Resulting Record: 1-5, rank #7

Wanna see my Littlefinger? (mschappe12) 4-1, 25.8 points/game, #2t-

Optimal Scenario with Win

Lady Stoneheart - Zombies Hate Fast Food vs. hodor hodor hodor hodor [Matchup]
Lady Stoneheart - Zombies Hate Fast Food loses and you make up 7 tiebreaker points on them. (+1 rank)
I Am The God Of Tits And Wine vs. I'm dreaming of a Red Christmas [Matchup]
I Am The God Of Tits And Wine loses, or they win and you don't lose more than 0 tiebreaker points to them. (maintain rank)
STARK or get out vs. Wanna see my Littlefinger? [Matchup]
Resulting Record: 5-1, rank #1

Worst-case Scenario with Loss

Lady Stoneheart - Zombies Hate Fast Food vs. hodor hodor hodor hodor [Matchup]
hodor hodor hodor hodor wins and you lose more than -11 tiebreaker points to them. (-1 rank)
I Am The God Of Tits And Wine vs. I'm dreaming of a Red Christmas [Matchup]
I Am The God Of Tits And Wine wins, or they lose and you lose more than 0 tiebreaker points to them. (maintain rank)
STARK or get out vs. Wanna see my Littlefinger? [Matchup]
Resulting Record: 4-2, rank #3

Round 1

  1. Lady Stoneheart - Zombies Hate Fast Food chose: Tyrion Lannister (#1)
  2. I Am The God Of Tits And Wine chose: Cersei Lannister (#2)
  3. hodor hodor hodor hodor chose: Daenerys Targaryen (#3)
  4. Petyr Baelick my balls chose: Petyr Baelish (Littlefinger) (#4)
  5. Wanna see my Littlefinger? chose: Jon Snow (#5)
  6. I'm dreaming of a Red Christmas chose: Hodor (#6)
  7. STARK or get out chose: Jaime Lannister (#7)
  8. Can't spell pimp without imp chose: Margaery Tyrell (#8)

Round 2

  1. Can't spell pimp without imp chose: Varys (#9)
  2. STARK or get out chose: Jorah Mormont (#10)
  3. I'm dreaming of a Red Christmas chose: Bronn (#11)
  4. Wanna see my Littlefinger? chose: Arya Stark (#12)
  5. Petyr Baelick my balls chose: Sansa Stark (#13)
  6. hodor hodor hodor hodor chose: Melisandre (#14)
  7. I Am The God Of Tits And Wine chose: Theon Greyjoy (#15)
  8. Lady Stoneheart - Zombies Hate Fast Food chose: Daario Naharis (#16)

Round 3

  1. Lady Stoneheart - Zombies Hate Fast Food chose: Stannis Baratheon (#17)
  2. I Am The God Of Tits And Wine chose: Doran Martell (#18)
  3. hodor hodor hodor hodor chose: Brienne of Tarth (#19)
  4. Petyr Baelick my balls chose: Davos Seaworth (#20)
  5. Wanna see my Littlefinger? chose: Roose Bolton (#21)
  6. I'm dreaming of a Red Christmas chose: Sandor Clegane (The Hound) (#22)
  7. STARK or get out chose: Ramsay Bolton (#23)
  8. Can't spell pimp without imp chose: Bran Stark (#24)

Round 4

  1. Can't spell pimp without imp chose: Missandei (#25)
  2. STARK or get out chose: Samwell Tarly (#26)
  3. I'm dreaming of a Red Christmas chose: Grey Worm (#27)
  4. Wanna see my Littlefinger? chose: Ellaria Sand (#28)
  5. Petyr Baelick my balls chose: Yara Greyjoy (#29)
  6. hodor hodor hodor hodor chose: Loras Tyrell (#30)
  7. I Am The God Of Tits And Wine chose: Barristan Selmy (#31)
  8. Lady Stoneheart - Zombies Hate Fast Food chose: Tommen Baratheon (#32)

Round 5

  1. Lady Stoneheart - Zombies Hate Fast Food chose: Alliser Thorne (#33)
  2. I Am The God Of Tits And Wine chose: Maester Aemon (#34)
  3. hodor hodor hodor hodor chose: Nymeria Sand (#35)
  4. Petyr Baelick my balls chose: Obara Sand (#36)
  5. Wanna see my Littlefinger? chose: High Sparrow (#37)
  6. I'm dreaming of a Red Christmas chose: Tormund Giantsbane (#38)
  7. STARK or get out chose: Tyene Sand (#39)
  8. Can't spell pimp without imp chose: Mance Rayder (#40)

Round 6

  1. Can't spell pimp without imp chose: Podrick Payne (#41)
  2. STARK or get out chose: Thoros of Myr (#42)
  3. I'm dreaming of a Red Christmas chose: White Walker (Night King) (#43)
  4. Wanna see my Littlefinger? chose: Olenna Redwyne (Grandma Tyrell) (#44)
  5. Petyr Baelick my balls chose: Gilly (#45)
  6. hodor hodor hodor hodor chose: Myrcella Baratheon (#46)
  7. I Am The God Of Tits And Wine chose: Trystane Martell (#47)
  8. Lady Stoneheart - Zombies Hate Fast Food chose: Janos Slynt (#48)

Round 7

  1. Lady Stoneheart - Zombies Hate Fast Food chose: Qyburn (#49)
  2. I Am The God Of Tits And Wine chose: Areo Hotah (#50)
  3. hodor hodor hodor hodor chose: Walder Frey (#51)
  4. Petyr Baelick my balls chose: Beric Dondarrion (#52)
  5. Wanna see my Littlefinger? chose: Hizdahr zo Loraq (#53)
  6. I'm dreaming of a Red Christmas chose: White Rat (#54)
  7. STARK or get out chose: Denys Mallister (#55)
  8. Can't spell pimp without imp chose: Gendry (#56)

Round 8

  1. Can't spell pimp without imp chose: Three-eyed raven (#57)
  2. STARK or get out chose: Brynden Tully (Blackfish) (#58)
  3. I'm dreaming of a Red Christmas chose: Eddison Tollett (#59)
  4. Wanna see my Littlefinger? chose: Jaqen H'ghar (#60)
  5. Petyr Baelick my balls chose: Balon Greyjoy (#61)
  6. hodor hodor hodor hodor chose: Robin Arryn (#62)
  7. I Am The God Of Tits And Wine chose: Illyrio Mopatis (#63)
  8. Lady Stoneheart - Zombies Hate Fast Food chose: Selyse Baratheon (#64)

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Episode 5: Kill the Boy

Kills
Daenerys shoves one of the Masters of Meereen in front of of her dragons and commands Rhaegal to roast. (Kill of Unnamed Character)
20:33 (+2) Myranda:
Myranda bites the lip of Ramsay bloody while kissing, promising that she'll never bore him. (Minor Injury of Named Character)
Jorah stabs through one of the Stone Men with his sword. (Kill of Unnamed Character)
Political Wins
Sansa discovers that Theon Greyjoy is still alive as a broken and disfigured captive of Ramsay Bolton in Winterfell. (Politics - uncategorized)
submitted by moonbaseu92 (approved!)
Daenerys has the leaders of Meereen's great families imprisoned, starting with Hizdahr zo Loraq.
Daenerys: "Round up the leaders of each of Meereen's great families and bring them to me."
Hizdahr: "But... I'm the leader of my family."
(Politics - uncategorized)
Maester Aemon convinces Jon to follow through with his convictions. "Kill the boy, Jon Snow. Winter is almost upon us. Kill the boy and let the man be born." (Politics - uncategorized)
11:33 (+3) Jon Snow:
Jon Snow unlocks Tormund from his chains and convinces him to go on a mission to save the remaining Wildlings.
Jon: "Your people need a leader. And they need to get south of the Wall before it's too late. We don't have much time and they have less. The Walkers are coming and they'll hit your people first. I'm not asking you to make peace to save your skin. Make peace to save your people."
...
Tormund: "Alright then... You're coming with me."
(Politics - uncategorized)
Tormund convinces Jon to mobilize the Night's Watch (and Jon himself) to accompany him on the mission to Hardhome,  "They need to hear it from you. They need to know the ships they are boarding wot be torched in the middle of the sea. You come with me or I don't go." (Politics - uncategorized)
submitted by moonbaseu92 (approved!)
15:47 (+3) Jon Snow:
to Olly: "I know this is hard for you. But Winter is coming. We know what's coming with it. We can't face it alone." (Politics - uncategorized)
Stannis ignores Ser Davos Seaworth's caution and gives the order to mobilize the Baratheon army. "We have the advantage: more men, more horses, all fed and rested. But every day we wait, the odds shift in Bolton's favor. This could turn to winter at any moment. We have to act now. Give the order. We march at sunrise." (Politics - uncategorized)
40:36 (+3) Jon Snow:
Stannis agrees to lend Jon Snow his ships, indicating that Jon is forging ahead with his plan to rescue the Wildlings despite the disapproval of most of the Night's Watch. (Politics - uncategorized)
Insults Delivered / Funny Lines
to Fat Walda Frey: "This isn't a strange place, this is my home. It's the people that are strange." (Witty Insult)
Myranda: "I saw you staring at her (Sansa)."
Ramsay: "I'm going to marry her. That will involve looking at her from time to time."
(Funny Line)
Miranda: "Do you think she's pretty?"
Ramsay: "Of course I do. I'm not blind. "
(Funny Line)
submitted by moonbaseu92 (approved!)
about Theon: "He's not Ironborn anymore. Not Theon Greyjoy anymore. He's a new man... a new person, anyway." (Witty Insult)
to Roose Bolton: "How can you be sure... that she's pregnant? I mean... [spacing gesture indicate Fat Walda's size] ...how can you tell?" (Witty Insult)
to Jorah Mormont: "Long, sullen silences and the occasional punch in the face. The Mormont way." (Witty Insult)
Glasses of Wine Consumed
Ramsay drinks while talking with Reek. (Glass of Wine Consumed)
Fat Walda drinks at lunch with Ramsay Bolton, Sansa Stark, and Roose Bolton. (Glass of Wine Consumed)
Ramsay drinks after proposing a toast to Sansa Stark. "My lady, we are all a family, we Northerners. Our blood ties go back thousands of years. So I'd like to drink to our wedding. May our happiness spread from Moat Cailin to the Last Hearth." (Glass of Wine Consumed)
Ramsay drinks again from his refilled cup, after Roose Bolton announces that Fat Walda Frey is pregnant. (Glass of Wine Consumed)
Roose drinks after dinner with Ramsay. (Glass of Wine Consumed)
Ramsay drinks while discussing the Bolton line of succession with his father Roose Bolton. (Glass of Wine Consumed)
Ramsay refills his cup as Roose Bolton tells him the story of her mother. (Glass of Wine Consumed)
Acts of Intercourse
Ramsay takes Myranda from behind after their lover's quarrel over Ramsay's marriage to Sansa Stark. (Act of Intercourse)
20:49 (+15) Myranda:
Myranda is taken from behind by Ramsay after their lover's quarrel over Ramsay's marriage to Sansa Stark. (Act of Intercourse)
Deaths
Barristan's body lies in Daenery's throneroom after he was cut down by the Sons of the Harpy. (Death)
+1 for Mance Rayder, +1 for Janos Slynt, +1 for White Rat, +1 for Mossador
Special
Samwell reads a raven letter to Maester Aemon, reporting on Daenery's current struggles as ruler of Meereen. (Special)
Stannis corrects First Builder Yarwyck during a meeting of the Night's Watch.
Othell Yarwyck: "Let them die (the Wildlings). We got out our own to worry about. Less enemies for us."
Stannis: "Fewer."
(Special)
Sansa wipes a stream of tears from her left cheek after Ramsay rehashes the supposed deaths of Bran and Rickon Stark, and forces her and Reek to undergo an awkward apology. (Special)
Sam reads in the library of Castle Black while talking to Gilly. (Special)
The injured Grey Worm wakes from his sleep, and Missandei is there to comfort him in Valyrian. "You failed no one. You fought bravely. You'll fight again." (Special)
Jorah finishes Tyrion's recital of a poem describing the Doom of Valyria. "... a city of a thousand years, and all that men had learned; The Doom consumed it all alike, and neither of them turned." (Special)