Valar Morghulis... Don't You Mean YOLO? (GoT: Season 5)
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Stat Leaders (Full char list) (Transactions)
| Acts of Intercourse | Points |
|---|---|
| 5 | |
| 5 | |
| 5 | |
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Olyvar (undrafted)
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5 |
| - | - |
| Deaths | Points |
|---|---|
| (+1) 11 | |
| (+1) 11 | |
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Mossador (undrafted)
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(+10) 10 |
| - | - |
| - | - |
Recent Events (Full Log)
Episode 2: The House of Black and White
Kills
11:28
(+2)
Brienne of Tarth:
Brienne slices one of Littlefinger's men as she and Podrick escape the inn.
(Kill of Unnamed Character)
13:27
(+4)
Brienne of Tarth:
Brienne saves Podrick and kills two of Littlefinger's men on horseback, shattering the sword of the second soldier and stabbing him through the throat with her Valyrian sword, Oathkeeper.
(Kill of Unnamed Character)
23:36
(+1)
Daario Naharis :
Daario stabs a member of the Sons of the Harpy, who was concealed behind the wall of a hideout.
(Major Injury of Unnamed Character)
Mossador takes the law into his own hands, murdering the Son of the Harpy before his trial. "For you, Mhysa. You wanted the Harpy dead, but your hands were tied. I set you free, as you did all of us."
(Kill of Unnamed Character)
51:07
(+10)
Daenerys Targaryen:
Daenerys orders Mossador to be publicly executed in front of the Masters and former slaves of Meereen, for his murder of the captive Son of the Harpy.
(Kill of Named Character)
51:07
(+10)
Daario Naharis :
Daario beheads Mossador with his arakh in a public execution. Mossador was sentenced to death on Daenerys' orders, after he murdered the captive Son of the Harpy.
(Kill of Named Character)
Political Wins
7:54
(+3)
Podrick Payne:
Podrick discovers Sansa in disguise with Petyr Baelish. "My Lady (Brienne)... Sansa Stark. Don't look! ... She's dyed her hair, but it's her."
(Politics - uncategorized)
19:20
(+3)
Jaime Lannister:
Jaime coerces Bronn into his service, marrying off the noblewoman he is betrothed to, Lollys Stokeworth, to another knight, stripping Bronn of his opportunity for a noble title and lands. "Because you're going to come with me and help me with something important. And when we return... I'm going to give you a much better girl, and a much better castle."
(Politics - uncategorized)
24:10
(+3)
Daenerys Targaryen:
Daario captures a member of the Sons of the Harpy, who becomes Daenerys' prisoner.
(Politics - uncategorized)
25:41
(+3)
Barristan Selmy:
Barristan convinces Daenerys to give the Son of the Harpy a fair trial instead of executing him immediately. "Your Grace... I served in [Mad King Aerys'] Kingsguard. I was at his side from the first. Your enemies did not lie."
(Politics - uncategorized)
Cersei names Qyburn the new Master of Whispers, replacing Varys.
(Politics - uncategorized)
31:17
(+3)
Cersei Lannister:
Cersei stacks the Small Council in her favor, appointing the loyal Mace Tyrell as Master of Coin and Qyburn as Master of Whisperers, over the protests of Grand Maester Pycelle and Kevan Lannister.
Grand Maester Pycelle: "Your Grace... him? This- this man (Qyburn)? This... embarrassment to the Citadel? ... what qualifications can he possibly have for this post?"
Cersei: "The qualification of loyalty, Grand Maester. That's far more than the eunuch ever had." (Politics - uncategorized)
Grand Maester Pycelle: "Your Grace... him? This- this man (Qyburn)? This... embarrassment to the Citadel? ... what qualifications can he possibly have for this post?"
Cersei: "The qualification of loyalty, Grand Maester. That's far more than the eunuch ever had." (Politics - uncategorized)
submitted by nyan (approved!)
40:56
(+3)
Samwell Tarly:
Sam stumps for Jon Snow as a candidate for Lord Commander of the Night's Watch, convincing many in the room. "He may be young, but he's the commander we turned to when the night was darkest."
(Politics - uncategorized)
By the margin of a single vote, Jon Snow is reluctantly elected as the 998th Lord Commander of the Night's Watch.
(Politics - uncategorized)
43:38
(+3)
Maester Aemon:
Maester Aemon casts the deciding vote for Jon Snow in the Lord Commander election.
(Politics - uncategorized)
Samwell Tarly and Maester Aemon cast their votes for Jon Snow in the Night's Watch election. Jon edges past Ser Alliser Thorne in the election and becomes their Lord Commander.
(Politics - uncategorized)
submitted by nyan (approved!)
48:20
(+3)
Daenerys Targaryen:
Daenerys takes Mossador as her prisoner, after he murders the Son of the Harpy.
Daenerys: "Once, the Masters were the law-"
Mossador: "And now you are the law."
Daenerys: "The law is the law." (Politics - uncategorized)
Daenerys: "Once, the Masters were the law-"
Mossador: "And now you are the law."
Daenerys: "The law is the law." (Politics - uncategorized)
Insults Delivered / Funny Lines
8:13
(+3)
Podrick Payne:
Brienne: "Ready the horses."
Podrick: "We only have one horse." (Funny Line)
Podrick: "We only have one horse." (Funny Line)
to Brienne, remarking on her new armor: "We've met, with Renly Baratheon... What did he say about you? He said, 'Your loyalty came free of charge.' Someone appears to have paid quite a bit for it since then."
(Witty Insult)
to Brienne: "This woman swore to protect Renly, she failed. She swore to protect your mother, she failed. Why would I want somebody with your history of failure guarding Lady Sansa?"
(Witty Insult)
submitted by moonbaseu92 (approved!)
16:01
(+3)
Cersei Lannister:
Jaime: "I'm going to make this better.
Cersei: "You've never made anything better." (Witty Insult)
Cersei: "You've never made anything better." (Witty Insult)
submitted by kas113 (approved!)
20:22
(+3)
Ellaria Sand:
to Areo Hotah: "Remove yourself from my path or I'll take that long axe and I'll shove it up your..."
(Threat)
20:42
(+3)
Doran Martell:
Doran: "Oberyn was slain during a trial by combat. By law, that is no murder."
Ellaria: "Your brother-"
Doran: "You don't have to remind me. He was my brother long before he was anything to you." (Witty Insult)
Ellaria: "Your brother-"
Doran: "You don't have to remind me. He was my brother long before he was anything to you." (Witty Insult)
20:58
(+3)
Doran Martell:
Doran delivers a stern rebuke to the decision-making ability of Ellaria and his hot-headed subjects.
Doran: "You would have me go to war?"
Ellaria: "The whole country would have you go to war."
Doran: "Then we are lucky the whole country does not decide." (Witty Insult)
Doran: "You would have me go to war?"
Ellaria: "The whole country would have you go to war."
Doran: "Then we are lucky the whole country does not decide." (Witty Insult)
submitted by moonbaseu92 (approved!)
21:50
(+3)
Ellaria Sand:
Doran: "...but we do not mutilate little girls for vengeance. Not here. Not while I rule."
Ellaria: "And how long will that be?" (Threat)
Ellaria: "And how long will that be?" (Threat)
Tyrion: "There's a bug."
Varys: "Yes, best be careful. You might accidentally consume some solid food." (Witty Insult)
Varys: "Yes, best be careful. You might accidentally consume some solid food." (Witty Insult)
27:30
(+3)
Tyrion Lannister:
Varys: "Cersei has offered a lordship to the man who brings her your head."
Tyrion: "She ought to offer her cunt. Best part of her for the best part of me." (Witty Insult)
Tyrion: "She ought to offer her cunt. Best part of her for the best part of me." (Witty Insult)
27:43
(+3)
Tyrion Lannister:
Varys: "Are we really going to spend the entire road to Volantis talking about the futility of everything?"
Tyrion: "You're right, no point." (Funny Line)
Tyrion: "You're right, no point." (Funny Line)
32:33
(+3)
Kevan Lannister:
to Cersei: "I do not recognize your authority to dictate what is and is not my concern. You are the Queen Mother. Nothing more."
(Witty Insult)
Samwell: "Did you know that the youngest Lord Commander in history, Osric Stark, was elected at the age of 10?"
Gilly: "I know 'S' ..." (Funny Line)
Gilly: "I know 'S' ..." (Funny Line)
40:42
(+3)
Samwell Tarly:
"A wildling girl, a baby, and Lord Janos. I found him there (in the Castle Black pantry) after the battle was over, in a puddle of his own making."
(Witty Insult)
44:36
(+3)
Arya Stark:
Braavosi thief: "That's a nice little sword. Worth a hundred pigeons a sword like that."
Arya: "Nothing's worth anything to dead men." (Threat)
Arya: "Nothing's worth anything to dead men." (Threat)
Glasses of Wine Consumed
7:38
(+5)
Podrick Payne:
Podrick drinks a mug of ale while he and Brienne stop at an inn.
(Glass of Wine Consumed)
8:25
(+5)
Sansa Stark:
Sansa has a taste of ale while dining with Littlefinger at the inn. "Don't see what all the fuss is about. Why do men love it so much?"
(Glass of Wine Consumed)
27:20
(+5)
Tyrion Lannister:
Tyrion drinks a glass of wine inside that fucking box.
(Glass of Wine Consumed)
Jon drinks in the hall at Castle Black, as the election for Lord Commander of the Night's Watch begins.
(Glass of Wine Consumed)
Deaths
Special
5:37
(+15)
Arya Stark:
Arya recites her hitlist five times while waiting outside the House of Black & White. "Cersei. Walder Frey. The Mountain. Meryn Trant."
(Special)
12:07
(+3)
Podrick Payne:
Podrick's fails to control his horse as it runs loose during the chase by Littlefinger's men.
(Special)
13:01
(+3)
Podrick Payne:
Podrick loses control of his horse again, after it rears onto its hind legs and throws Podrick into the river.
(Special)
15:28
(+3)
Cersei Lannister:
Jaime talks to Cersei about Myrcella. "The world can't know she's our daughter."
(Special)
15:31
(+3)
Jaime Lannister:
Cersei talks to Jaime about Myrcella. "Then don't call her your daughter. You've never been a father to her."
(Special)
33:16
(+3)
Samwell Tarly:
Sam mentions a factoid from his book on the history of Lord Commanders of the Night's Watch. "Did you know that the youngest Lord Commander in history, Osric Stark, was elected at the age of 10?"
(Special)
45:16
(+3)
Jaqen H'ghar:
Jaqen reveals himself to Arya, removing his disguise and inviting her into the House of Black and White.
(Special)
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