Matchup: Can't spell pimp without imp vs I'm dreaming of a Red Christmas for Ep 3
Valar Morghulis... Don't You Mean YOLO?
Political Wins
5:53
(+3)
Margaery Tyrell:
After marrying Tommen Baratheon, Margaery becomes Queen of the Seven Kingdoms.
(Politics - uncategorized)
Insults Delivered / Funny Lines
10:54
(+3)
Margaery Tyrell:
to Cersei: "Can we bring you anything to eat or drink? I wish we had some wine for you, it's a bit early in the day for us."
(Witty Insult)
11:39
(+3)
Margaery Tyrell:
to Cersei: "Oh, forgive me. I haven't been at court for long, I get so confused. What's the proper way to address you now - Queen Mother or Dowager Queen?"
(Witty Insult)
11:51
(+3)
Margaery Tyrell:
to Cersei: "In any event, judging from the King's... enthusiasm... the Queen Mother will be a Queen Grandmother soon."
(Witty Insult)
Glasses of Wine Consumed
Acts of Intercourse
Deaths
+1 for Mance Rayder, +1 for White Rat