I'm dreaming of a Red Christmas
Valar Morghulis... Don't You Mean YOLO?
Owner: ach4zt
3-7, 30.5 roto pts (#6)
Z-Score:
-0.919 (percentile: 17.9%)
Weeks at #1: 0
Categories won:
Best Week:
Episode 4: The Sons of the Harpy
(+6.5 roto points)
Team MVP:
Tormund Giantsbane
(picked #38,
44 points,
30.34% of team total)
Longest winstreak: W-1
Roster Stats
Roster
| charId | Character | Special |
|---|---|---|
| 10 |
Hodor
Hodor hodor Hodor hodor Hodor hodor Hodor hodor Hodor hodor Hodor hodor Hodor. hodor.
|
+1 point for every utterance of "Hodor" |
| 23 |
Bronn
A former sellsword, who has risen through the ranks of nobility thanks to his fighting skills and work for the Lannisters. He is arranged to marry Lollys Stokeworth, and eventually inherit a lordship and castle of his own.
|
+1 point when he gives expert critique/advice on fighting strategy |
| 81 |
Sandor Clegane (The Hound)
A fearsome warrior known as the Hound. Sandor formerly served in the Kingsguard of Joffrey Baratheon and accompanied Arya Stark on her travels. He was left for dead after a fight with Brienne of Tarth.
|
* +1 point for scenes where he eats * 2x multiplier for actions performed while confronted by fire |
| 38 |
Grey Worm
The leader of the Unsullied - a highly-trained army of slaves freed by Daenerys.
|
* +1 for every 3-syllable word uttered in the Common Tongue (Westerosi English), not counting proper nouns (Daenerys, Unsullied, etc.) * Receives standard sex points for making it to first base |
| 67 |
Tormund Giantsbane
A leader of the Wildlings, he is a trusted lieutenant and second-in-command to Mance Rayder, the King Beyond the Wall.
|
* every mention of "killing Crows" * every on-screen second he stares into Brienne's soul (rounded up) |
| 130 |
White Walker (Night King)
The apparent leader of the White Walkers.
|
* Actions of dragons while dragonriding * Wights or White Walker versions of named chars are counted as followers (unless shown to be re-animated by someone else) * Scenes of Winter arriving anywhere south of the Riverlands (inclusive) * works of White Walker art |
| 203 |
White Rat
An Unsullied soldier who serves Daenerys Targaryen.
|
|
| 45 |
Eddison Tollett
A member of the Night's Watch. Edd commanded some of the forces on the Wall in the Battle at Castle Black.
|
Kills
Bronn kills a snake slithering next to Jaime's head. "Breakfast."
(Kill of Unnamed Character)
Bronn attacks the Dornish riders, throwing his dagger into the throat of one and stabbing another with his sword.
(Kill of Unnamed Character)
Bronn cuts down the horse of one of the Dornish riders.
(Kill of Unnamed Character)
Bronn cuts down the fourth Dornish rider in the background, as Jaime fights with the third.
(Kill of Unnamed Character)
Greyworm fights against the Sons of Harpy mob that ambushes his Unsullied patrol, killing 6 of them.
1. Blunt trauma to the torso with the edge of his shield.
2. Spear slash across the face
3. Stabbed through with spear
4. Slit throat with own short sword after pinning Grey Worm against the wall
5. Spear slash across the back of the neck, after getting pinned against the wall
6. Spear slash across the face (Kill of Unnamed Character)
1. Blunt trauma to the torso with the edge of his shield.
2. Spear slash across the face
3. Stabbed through with spear
4. Slit throat with own short sword after pinning Grey Worm against the wall
5. Spear slash across the back of the neck, after getting pinned against the wall
6. Spear slash across the face (Kill of Unnamed Character)
Grey Worm kills 3 more Sons of the Harpy as the ambush on his Unsullied patrol continues, suffering a dagger stab to the chest in the process
1. Spear stab while on the ground
2. Impaled onto the blunt end of Grey Worm's spear, which protrudes from the body of the first Son of the Harpy
3. Throat stabbed and slit with the dagger that Grey Worm pulls out of his chest (Kill of Unnamed Character)
1. Spear stab while on the ground
2. Impaled onto the blunt end of Grey Worm's spear, which protrudes from the body of the first Son of the Harpy
3. Throat stabbed and slit with the dagger that Grey Worm pulls out of his chest (Kill of Unnamed Character)
An injured and flailing Grey Worm fends off a mob of Sons of the Harpy that closes in on him, until Barristan Selmy arrives to help fight. He kills 4 more.
1. Spear stab through the stomach
2. Spear stab through the stomach
3. Strike to the stomach as the other half of the mob exits to engage Ser Barristan
4. Stabbed in the background while Barristan fights (Kill of Unnamed Character)
1. Spear stab through the stomach
2. Spear stab through the stomach
3. Strike to the stomach as the other half of the mob exits to engage Ser Barristan
4. Stabbed in the background while Barristan fights (Kill of Unnamed Character)
Grey Worm uses his remaining strength to stab the last Son of the Harpy, right before he is able to slit Barristan Selmy's throat. He then collapses next to the injured Barristan.
(Kill of Unnamed Character)
Bronn knocks out Trystane Martell after he reaches for his sword.
(Minor Injury of Named Character)
33:05
(+10)
Tormund Giantsbane:
After he is insulted by the Lord of Bones, Tormund steals his club and smashes in the Lord of Bones' skull with it.
(Kill of Named Character)
49:01
(+2)
Tormund Giantsbane:
Tormund slices down another wight as Jon makes a run for the main Wildling hut where the dragonglass daggers were left.
(Kill of Unnamed Character)
52:21
(+6)
Tormund Giantsbane:
Tormund cuts down a wildling, stabs another through the back of the head, and stabs another through the neck.
(Kill of Unnamed Character)
53:59
(+4)
Tormund Giantsbane:
Tormund headbutts a wight, then throws his sword into the stomach of another that charges at him.
(Kill of Unnamed Character)
54:28
(+2)
Eddison Tollett:
Edd cuts down a wight as he, Tormund, and Jon Snow make a run for the dock.
(Kill of Unnamed Character)
54:28
(+2)
Tormund Giantsbane:
Tormund cuts down a wight as he, Jon Snow, and Edd make a run for the dock.
(Kill of Unnamed Character)
Political Wins
12:42
(+3)
Tormund Giantsbane:
Tormund convinces Jon to mobilize the Night's Watch (and Jon himself) to accompany him on the mission to Hardhome, "They need to hear it from you. They need to know the ships they are boarding wot be torched in the middle of the sea. You come with me or I don't go."
(Politics - uncategorized)
submitted by moonbaseu92 (approved!)
36:14
(+3)
Tormund Giantsbane:
Tormund convinces the Wildlings to not kill Jon Snow for killing Mance. "None of you saw Mance die. I did. The southern king who broke our army, Stannis, wanted to burn him alive to send us a message. Jon Snow defied that cunt's orders. His arrow was mercy."
(Politics - uncategorized)
38:45
(+3)
Tormund Giantsbane:
Tormund convinces the Wildlings to accept Jon Snow's invitation and depart Hardhome to head south of the Wall.
Karsi: "I'll never trust a man in black. But I trust you, Tormund. If you say this is the way, we're with you."
Tormund: "This is the way." (Politics - uncategorized)
Karsi: "I'll never trust a man in black. But I trust you, Tormund. If you say this is the way, we're with you."
Tormund: "This is the way." (Politics - uncategorized)
39:07
(+6)
Tormund Giantsbane:
Karsi and the Giant Wun Weg Wun Dar Wun agree to follow Tormund south of the Wall.
(Politics - uncategorized)
The White Walker King raises Karsi from the dead, re-animating her as a wight.
(Politics - uncategorized)
The White Walker King and its horde of wights wins the Battle of Hardhome.
(Politics - uncategorized)
The White Walker King captures the Wildling settlement of Hardhome.
(Politics - uncategorized)
Insults Delivered / Funny Lines
"There's nothing like a good fight to get you in the mood for fucking. And there's nothing like a fuck-mad Dornish girl to clear your head for the next fight."
(Funny Line)
Dornish Rider: "You're from King's Landing."
Bronn: "Accent gave me away? Flea Bottom, whelped and whipped." (Funny Line)
Bronn: "Accent gave me away? Flea Bottom, whelped and whipped." (Funny Line)
to Jaime, after knocking one of the Dornish riders off his horse: "That one should be slow enough."
(Funny Line)
Bronn: "And once we've got the princess, then what?"
Jaime: "I like to improvise."
Bronn: "That explains the golden hand." (Witty Insult)
Jaime: "I like to improvise."
Bronn: "That explains the golden hand." (Witty Insult)
Bronn gives a rendition of "The Dornishman's Wife" as he is locked in a cell opposite from the Sand Snakes'.
(Funny Line)
submitted by mmccor4140 (approved!)
Bronn: "Dornish women are the most beautiful women in the world."
Tyene Sand: "Thank you."
Bronn: "I said Dornish women. I didn't say you." (Witty Insult)
Tyene Sand: "Thank you."
Bronn: "I said Dornish women. I didn't say you." (Witty Insult)
36:50
(+3)
Tormund Giantsbane:
on Jon Snow: "He's prettier than both my daughters, but he knows how to fight."
(Witty Insult)
Glasses of Wine Consumed