Valar Morghulis... Don't You Mean YOLO? (GoT: Season 5)
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Stat Leaders (Full char list) (Transactions)
| Political Wins | Points |
|---|---|
| (+6) 15 | |
| 9 | |
| (+3) 6 | |
| (+6) 6 | |
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Olly (undrafted)
|
(+6) 6 |
| Deaths | Points |
|---|---|
| (+1) 12 | |
| (+1) 12 | |
|
Mossador (undrafted)
|
(+1) 11 |
| (+10) 10 | |
| - | - |
| Special | Points |
|---|---|
| 15 | |
| 6 | |
| (+3) 6 | |
|
High Septon of the Faith (S3) (undrafted)
|
(+6) 6 |
| (+3) 3 |
Recent Events (Full Log)
Episode 3: The High Sparrow
Kills
13:31
(+10)
Ramsay Bolton:
Ramsay tells his father about the flaying of Lord Cerwyn. His body, flayed of all skin, is hung from the walls of Moat Cailin.
Ramsay: "Lord Cerwyn refused to pay. He said the Warden of the North will always be a Stark, and he'd be damned if he kissed a traitor's boot."
Roose Bolton: "You left him no choice."
Ramsay: "I flayed him living, along with his wife and brother. I made his son watch ... The new Lord Cerwyn paid his taxes." (Kill of Named Character)
Ramsay: "Lord Cerwyn refused to pay. He said the Warden of the North will always be a Stark, and he'd be damned if he kissed a traitor's boot."
Roose Bolton: "You left him no choice."
Ramsay: "I flayed him living, along with his wife and brother. I made his son watch ... The new Lord Cerwyn paid his taxes." (Kill of Named Character)
13:47
(+4)
Ramsay Bolton:
The wife and brother of Lady Cerwyn were killed by Ramsay Bolton - their flayed bodies were hung on display from the walls of Moat Cailin.
(Kill of Unnamed Character)
Jon Snow executes Janos Slynt for insubordination, after he publicly defies Jon's orders to head out to Greyguard tower.
(Kill of Named Character)
Political Wins
5:53
(+3)
Margaery Tyrell:
After marrying Tommen Baratheon, Margaery becomes Queen of the Seven Kingdoms.
(Politics - uncategorized)
Petyr convinces Sansa Stark to go through with his marriage proposal to Ramsay Bolton.
"You've been running all your life. Terrible things happened to your family and you weep. You sit alone in a dark room, mourning their fates. You've been a bystander to tragedy from the day they executed your father. Stop being a bystander, do you hear me? Stop running. There's no justice in the world. Not unless we make it. You loved your family. Avenge them." (Politics - uncategorized)
"You've been running all your life. Terrible things happened to your family and you weep. You sit alone in a dark room, mourning their fates. You've been a bystander to tragedy from the day they executed your father. Stop being a bystander, do you hear me? Stop running. There's no justice in the world. Not unless we make it. You loved your family. Avenge them." (Politics - uncategorized)
Jon takes on Olly as his personal steward. "Olly is my steward now, as I was Lord Commander Mormont's. I want him to attend my meetings, to learn from men with experience. One day, he might command."
(Politics - uncategorized)
Olly becomes Jon Snow's steward. "Olly is my steward now, as I was Lord Commander Mormont's. I want him to attend my meetings, to learn from men with experience. One day, he might command."
(Politics - uncategorized)
"The Night's Watch can't continue to feed your men and the Wildling prisoners indefinitely. Winter is coming."
(Politics - uncategorized)
Davos Seaworth asks Olly to recite the Night's Watch oath to Jon Snow - "How does the Night's Watch vow go again? I bet you've got it memorized since you got here." - before interrupting him like an ass.
(Politics - uncategorized)
37:03
(+3)
Alliser Thorne:
Ser Alliser is appointed First Ranger by Jon Snow: "Ser Alliser, you have more experience than any other soldier at Castle Black. You proved your valor many times over by defending the Wall from the Wildling attack. I name you First Ranger."
(Politics - uncategorized)
41:36
(+3)
Lancel Lannister:
Lancel leads the Sparrows into Littlefinger's brothel, where they discover the High Septon patronizing two prostitutes.
Lancel: "You have profaned our Faith. The Faith of our fathers and forefathers."
High Septon: "I am the High Septon of the-"
Lancel: "You are a sinner. And you shall be punished." (Politics - uncategorized)
Lancel: "You have profaned our Faith. The Faith of our fathers and forefathers."
High Septon: "I am the High Septon of the-"
Lancel: "You are a sinner. And you shall be punished." (Politics - uncategorized)
41:50
(+3)
High Sparrow:
The Sparrows have the High Septon paraded naked through the streets of King's Landing after they catch him with two prostitutes in Littlefinger's brothel. "Hypocrisy is a boil... lancing a boil is never pleasant, although they could have been more careful with the blade."
(Politics - uncategorized)
46:18
(+3)
Cersei Lannister:
Cersei has the High Septon imprisoned. "The High Septon's behavior was corrosive, as was his attitude. Having a man like that reside in the Sept eats away the Faith from the inside. So now he resides in the Red Keep's dungeons instead."
(Politics - uncategorized)
50:11
(+3)
Roose Bolton:
Roose intercepts Cersei's raven letter to Littlefinger and reads its contents. "I'm sure you understand my position, Lord Baelish. If you received word in the night from the Queen Mother, it does make me question our new alliance."
(Politics - uncategorized)
59:50
(+3)
Jorah Mormont:
Jorah captures Tyrion in Volantis. "I'm taking you to the Queen."
(Politics - uncategorized)
Insults Delivered / Funny Lines
6:54
(+3)
Tommen Baratheon:
King Tommen after bedding Margaery: "This is all I want to do. All day. Every day. For the rest of my life."
(Funny Line)
9:33
(+3)
Cersei Lannister:
Cersei with a jab to Margaery while talking to Tommen: "She's certainly very pretty, isn't she? Like a doll. She smiles quite a lot. Do you think she's intelligent? I can't quite tell, not that it matters."
(Witty Insult)
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10:54
(+3)
Margaery Tyrell:
to Cersei: "Can we bring you anything to eat or drink? I wish we had some wine for you, it's a bit early in the day for us."
(Witty Insult)
11:39
(+3)
Margaery Tyrell:
to Cersei: "Oh, forgive me. I haven't been at court for long, I get so confused. What's the proper way to address you now - Queen Mother or Dowager Queen?"
(Witty Insult)
11:51
(+3)
Margaery Tyrell:
to Cersei: "In any event, judging from the King's... enthusiasm... the Queen Mother will be a Queen Grandmother soon."
(Witty Insult)
22:51
(+3)
Brienne of Tarth:
Pod asks about Renly's rumored sexuality.
Pod: "But...wasn't he ... Lord Tyrion said he was..."
Brienne: "Yes, Pod, he liked men. I'm not an idiot." (Funny Line)
Pod: "But...wasn't he ... Lord Tyrion said he was..."
Brienne: "Yes, Pod, he liked men. I'm not an idiot." (Funny Line)
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25:02
(+3)
Stannis Baratheon:
Stannis: "You're as stubborn as your father. And as honorable."
Jon Snow: "I can imagine no higher praise"
Stannis: "I didn't mean it as praise. Honor got your father killed." (Witty Insult)
Jon Snow: "I can imagine no higher praise"
Stannis: "I didn't mean it as praise. Honor got your father killed." (Witty Insult)
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26:24
(+3)
Stannis Baratheon:
Jon Snow: "I heard it was best to keep your enemies close."
Stannis: "Whoever said that didn't have many enemies." (Funny Line)
Stannis: "Whoever said that didn't have many enemies." (Funny Line)
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Jon appoints a new latrine captain to head up the latrine pit digging: "Brian - it seems like a good job for a ginger."
(Funny Line)
37:24
(+3)
Janos Slynt:
after Jon orders him to rebuild the ruined tower of Greyguard: "I was charged with the defense of King's Landing when you were soiling your swaddling clothes. Keep your ruin."
(Witty Insult)
In Littlefinger's brothel, during an elaborate roleplay of the Seven.
Olyvar: "Which of the Seven will you worship today?"
High Septon: "The Maiden..."
Olyvar: *muttering* "...always the Maiden." (Funny Line)
Olyvar: "Which of the Seven will you worship today?"
High Septon: "The Maiden..."
Olyvar: *muttering* "...always the Maiden." (Funny Line)
Olyvar: "Which of the Seven will you worship today?"
High Septon: "The Maiden... and the Stranger."
Olyvar: "Two is extra, you realize?" (Funny Line)
High Septon: "The Maiden... and the Stranger."
Olyvar: "Two is extra, you realize?" (Funny Line)
to High Septon: "So you were ministering to the needs of these... devout prostitutes."
(Funny Line)
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Tyrion: "I can't remember the last face I saw that wasn't yours."
Varys: "It's a perfectly good face." (Funny Line)
Varys: "It's a perfectly good face." (Funny Line)
54:54
(+3)
Tyrion Lannister:
Brothel bouncer: "It's good luck to rub a dwarf's head."
Tyrion: "It's even better luck to suck a dwarf's cock."
*flustered Varys* (Funny Line)
Tyrion: "It's even better luck to suck a dwarf's cock."
*flustered Varys* (Funny Line)
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Glasses of Wine Consumed
9:03
(+5)
Tommen Baratheon:
Tommen drinks in bed after sleeping with Margaery.
(Glass of Wine Consumed)
Jon "Never Kill a Man Sober" Snow finishes off his drink before heading outside to execute Janos Slynt.
(Glass of Wine Consumed)
52:53
(+5)
Tyrion Lannister:
Tyrion drinks from a flask while walking through a market in Volantis.
(Glass of Wine Consumed)
55:55
(+5)
Jorah Mormont:
Jorah drinks away his sorrows as he can't even get within the friendzone of the Daenerys cosplayer in Volantis.
(Glass of Wine Consumed)
Acts of Intercourse
6:34
(+5)
Tommen Baratheon:
Tommen's first time, consummating his marriage with Margaery after their wedding. "It all happened so fast."
(Act of Intercourse)
Deaths
40:26
(+10)
Janos Slynt:
Janos is beheaded for insubordination, after defying Jon Snow's orders as Lord Commander.
(Death)
+1 for Mance Rayder, +1 for White Rat, +1 for Mossador
Special
The High Septon administers the royal wedding of Tommen Baratheon and Margaery Tyrell.
(Special)
17:15
(+3)
Sansa Stark:
Sansa cries as she's told that Petyr Baelish has arranged a marriage for her to Roose Bolton's heir, Ramsay. A solitary tear is visible under her right eye.
(Special)
25:02
(+3)
Stannis Baratheon:
Stannis corrects Jon Snow
Stannis: "You're as stubborn as your father. And as honorable."
Jon Snow: "I can imagine no higher praise"
Stannis: "I didn't mean it as praise. Honor got your father killed." (Special)
Stannis: "You're as stubborn as your father. And as honorable."
Jon Snow: "I can imagine no higher praise"
Stannis: "I didn't mean it as praise. Honor got your father killed." (Special)
submitted by Reaper (approved!)
The High Septon tends to the needs of devout prostitutes in Littlefinger's brothel, in an elaborate ceremony of the Seven.
(Special)
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