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Matchup: Can't spell pimp without imp vs I Am The God Of Tits And Wine for Ep 1 | Fantasora

Matchup: Can't spell pimp without imp vs I Am The God Of Tits And Wine for Ep 1

Valar Morghulis... Don't You Mean YOLO?

Can't spell pimp without imp (olivia.sabik)

Character Drafted Total Kills Politics Insults Wine Sex Thrones Deaths Special Feels
Mance Rayder
A former member of the Night's Watch, Mance leads a united Wildling army as the King Beyond the Wall. Following the Battle at Castle Black however, his forces were defeated and he was captured by Stannis Baratheon.
#40 10 0 0 0 0 0 0 10 0 0
Varys
Formerly the Master of Whisperers in King's Landing, Varys controls a vast network of spies. He flees King's Landing after aiding in Tyrion Lannister's escape.
#9 9 0 0 6 0 0 0 0 3 0
Missandei
A freed slave from Astapor. She works for Daenerys as an advisor. She is fluent in many languages and often serves as a translator.
#25 3 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 3 0
Bran Stark
The fourth of the Stark children. He is north of the Wall, arriving in the cave of the Three-eyed Raven and the Children of the Forest.
#24 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0
Three-eyed raven
A mysterious man who lives far north of the Wall with the Children of the Forest. He has been guiding Bran's dreams through the form of a three-eyed raven.
#57 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0
Podrick Payne
A squire who serves Tyrion Lannister.
#41 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0
Gendry
A bastard son of Robert Baratheon, although this fact is not widely known (even to Gendry himself). After being captured by Melisandre, he is freed by Ser Davos and escaped Dragonstone by rowboat. His whereabouts are currently unknown.
#56 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0
Margaery Tyrell
The daughter of Mace Tyrell, head of House Tyrell. Betrothed to King Tommen, she is the queen-to-be and active in the politics of King's Landing.
#8 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0
Totals 22 0 0 6 0 0 0 10 6 0

I Am The God Of Tits And Wine (kcdrews)

Character Drafted Total Kills Politics Insults Wine Sex Thrones Deaths Special Feels
Cersei Lannister
Queen Regent of the Seven Kingdoms and mother to King Tommen.
#2 29 0 0 9 20 0 0 0 0 0
Areo Hotah
The personal bodyguard for Doran Martell.
#50 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0
Trystane Martell
Prince Doran Martell's son, and heir to Dorne. He is betrothed to Myrcella Baratheon.
#47 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0
Theon Greyjoy
Heir to the Iron Islands, and formerly a ward of House Stark. Theon is currently a captive of Ramsay Bolton.
#15 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0
Maester Aemon
The Maester of the Night's Watch. In a previous life he was born Aemon Targaryen, a great-uncle of Daenerys.
#34 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0
Barristan Selmy
The former Lord Commander of the Kingsguard of Robert and Joffrey Baratheon. After being dismissed by King Joffrey, he joins Daenerys to serve as her advisor and Queensguard.
#31 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0
Illyrio Mopatis
Magister of Pentos, one of the free cities of Essos. He hosted the exiled Viserys and Daenerys Targaryen.
#63 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0
Doran Martell
The head of House Martell of Dorne, and elder brother of Prince Oberyn Martell.
#18 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0
Totals 29 0 0 9 20 0 0 0 0 0

Insults Delivered / Funny Lines
9:50 (+3) Cersei Lannister:
to the fortune teller, Maggy: "Tell me my future, or I'll have your two boring eyes gouged out of your head." (Threat)
10:34 (+3) Cersei Lannister:
Cersei inherit's Tywin's family lecture abilities.
to Jaime: "Tyrion may be a monster, but at least he killed our father on purpose. You killed him by mistake, with stupidity." (Witty Insult)
13:10 (+3) Varys:
Tyrion: "Do you know what it's like to stuff your shit through one of those airholes?"
Varys: "No. I only know what it's like to pick up your shit and throw it overboard." (Funny Line)
30:51 (+3) Cersei Lannister:
Lancel: "I led you into the darkness."
Cersei: "I doubt you've ever led anyone anywhere." (Witty Insult)
36:08 (+3) Varys:
Varys: "You have your father's instincts for politics. And you have compassion."
Tyrion: "Compassion? Yes... I killed my lover with my bare hands. I shot my own father with a crossbow."
Varys: "I never said you were perfect." (Funny Line)
Glasses of Wine Consumed
28:54 (+10) Cersei Lannister:
Cersei drinks at the start of Tywin Lannister's wake, as she listens to Loras drone on about Tywin's "force to be reckoned with." (Glass of Wine Consumed)
31:50 (+10) Cersei Lannister:
Cersei's second glass of wine while listening to Lancel's attempt to convert her to religion. (Glass of Wine Consumed)
Deaths
52:55 (+10) Mance Rayder:
Mance stands on a burning pyre after he refuses to bend the knee to Stannis Baratheon. He is mercy killed with an arrow through the heart by Jon Snow. (Death)
Special
19:10 (+3) Missandei:
Missandei addresses Grey Worm by his name in Valyrian: "Torgo Nudho." (Special)
34:51 (+3) Varys:
Tyrion: "Eunuch. The Spider. The Master of Whisperers." (Special)