Matchup: Petyr Baelick my balls vs I'm dreaming of a Red Christmas for Ep 4

Valar Morghulis... Don't You Mean YOLO?

Petyr Baelick my balls (kab7va)

Character	Drafted	Total	Kills	Politics	Sex
Petyr Baelish (Littlefinger) Formerly the Master of Coin, Littlefinger has been sent to the Vale to serve as Warden of the East.	#4	10	0	0	10
Obara Sand One of Prince Oberyn Martell's bastard children, known as the Sand Snakes.	#36	8	2	6	0
Balon Greyjoy The head of House Greyjoy and Lord of the Iron Islands. He is the father of Theon, who was given up as a ward to the Starks after Balon's failed rebellion against the Iron Throne.	#61	0	0	0	0
Davos Seaworth A former smuggler, Ser Davos is now a knight serving Stannis Baratheon, and one of his most trusted advisors, though he is often at odds with the Red Priestess Melisandre.	#20	0	0	0	0
Gilly A daughter of Craster, a wildling who lived in a fortified compound north of the Wall. She and her baby escaped to Castle Black with Samwell Tarly.	#45	0	0	0	0
Beric Dondarrion Lord of Blackhaven, bannermen to House Baratheon. He now leads the Brotherhood Without Banners, an outlaw fighting group in the Riverlands.	#52	0	0	0	0
Yara Greyjoy Theon's older sister, Yara was raised on the Iron Islands as a true Ironborn. She is a fearsome fighter and commands a longship of her own.	#29	0	0	0	0
Sansa Stark The second eldest Stark child. Though currently married to Tyrion Lannister, she has been smuggled into the Vale by Littlefinger, where she poses as his niece, Alayne Stone.	#13	0	0	0	0
Totals		18	2	6	10

I'm dreaming of a Red Christmas (ach4zt)

Character	Drafted	Total	Kills	Insults	Wine	Deaths
Grey Worm The leader of the Unsullied - a highly-trained army of slaves freed by Daenerys.	#27	28	28	0	0	0
Bronn A former sellsword, who has risen through the ranks of nobility thanks to his fighting skills and work for the Lannisters. He is arranged to marry Lollys Stokeworth, and eventually inherit a lordship and castle of his own.	#11	24	10	9	5	0
White Rat An Unsullied soldier who serves Daenerys Targaryen.	#54	1	0	0	0	1
Sandor Clegane (The Hound) A fearsome warrior known as the Hound. Sandor formerly served in the Kingsguard of Joffrey Baratheon and accompanied Arya Stark on her travels. He was left for dead after a fight with Brienne of Tarth.	#22	0	0	0	0	0
Tormund Giantsbane A leader of the Wildlings, he is a trusted lieutenant and second-in-command to Mance Rayder, the King Beyond the Wall.	#38	0	0	0	0	0
Eddison Tollett A member of the Night's Watch. Edd commanded some of the forces on the Wall in the Battle at Castle Black.	#59	0	0	0	0	0
White Walker (Night King) The apparent leader of the White Walkers.	#43	0	0	0	0	0
Hodor Hodor hodor Hodor hodor Hodor hodor Hodor hodor Hodor hodor Hodor hodor Hodor. hodor.	#6	0	0	0	0	0
Totals		53	38	9	5	1

Kills

31:03 (+2) Bronn:

Bronn kills a snake slithering next to Jaime's head. "Breakfast." (Kill of Unnamed Character)

34:30 (+4) Bronn:

Bronn attacks the Dornish riders, throwing his dagger into the throat of one and stabbing another with his sword. (Kill of Unnamed Character)

34:44 (+2) Bronn:

Bronn cuts down the horse of one of the Dornish riders. (Kill of Unnamed Character)

34:58 (+2) Bronn:

Bronn cuts down the fourth Dornish rider in the background, as Jaime fights with the third. (Kill of Unnamed Character)

38:50 (+2) Obara Sand:

Obara throws her spear through the head of the merchant who smuggled Jaime and Bronn into Dorne. (Kill of Unnamed Character)

46:06 (+12) Grey Worm :

Greyworm fights against the Sons of Harpy mob that ambushes his Unsullied patrol, killing 6 of them.
1. Blunt trauma to the torso with the edge of his shield.
2. Spear slash across the face
3. Stabbed through with spear
4. Slit throat with own short sword after pinning Grey Worm against the wall
5. Spear slash across the back of the neck, after getting pinned against the wall
6. Spear slash across the face (Kill of Unnamed Character)

47:05 (+6) Grey Worm :

Grey Worm kills 3 more Sons of the Harpy as the ambush on his Unsullied patrol continues, suffering a dagger stab to the chest in the process
1. Spear stab while on the ground
2. Impaled onto the blunt end of Grey Worm's spear, which protrudes from the body of the first Son of the Harpy
3. Throat stabbed and slit with the dagger that Grey Worm pulls out of his chest (Kill of Unnamed Character)

47:37 (+8) Grey Worm :

An injured and flailing Grey Worm fends off a mob of Sons of the Harpy that closes in on him, until Barristan Selmy arrives to help fight. He kills 4 more.
1. Spear stab through the stomach
2. Spear stab through the stomach
3. Strike to the stomach as the other half of the mob exits to engage Ser Barristan
4. Stabbed in the background while Barristan fights (Kill of Unnamed Character)

48:38 (+2) Grey Worm :

Grey Worm uses his remaining strength to stab the last Son of the Harpy, right before he is able to slit Barristan Selmy's throat. He then collapses next to the injured Barristan. (Kill of Unnamed Character)

Political Wins

37:34 (+3) Obara Sand:

Nymeria whips off a barrel concealing the captain that smuggled Jaime and Bronn into Dorne. He was captured after attempting to sell this information to Obara Sand. (Politics - uncategorized)

37:39 (+3) Obara Sand:

Obara discovers that Jaime has arrived in Dorne after interrogating the ship captain who smuggled him in. "A ship's captain who found me in Planky Town, claiming he had information to sell. He told me he smuggled Jaime Lannister into Dorne." (Politics - uncategorized)

Insults Delivered / Funny Lines

3:52 (+3) Bronn:

"There's nothing like a good fight to get you in the mood for fucking. And there's nothing like a fuck-mad Dornish girl to clear your head for the next fight." (Funny Line)

33:40 (+3) Bronn:

Dornish Rider: "You're from King's Landing."
Bronn: "Accent gave me away? Flea Bottom, whelped and whipped." (Funny Line)

34:46 (+3) Bronn:

to Jaime, after knocking one of the Dornish riders off his horse: "That one should be slow enough." (Funny Line)

Glasses of Wine Consumed

4:22 (+5) Bronn:

Bronn drinks while below deck of the merchant ship smuggling him and Jaime into Dorne. (Glass of Wine Consumed)

Acts of Intercourse

10:03 (+5) Petyr Baelish (Littlefinger):

The Faith Militant invades Lord Petyr Baelish's establishment, interrupting a customer and prostitute. (Act of Intercourse)

10:16 (+5) Petyr Baelish (Littlefinger):

The Faith Militant invades Lord Petyr Baelish's establishment, interrupting a threesome with a customer and two prostitutes. (Act of Intercourse)

Deaths

+1 for White Rat

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