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Matchup: Petyr Baelick my balls vs I Am The God Of Tits And Wine for Ep 2 | Fantasora

Matchup: Petyr Baelick my balls vs I Am The God Of Tits And Wine for Ep 2

Valar Morghulis... Don't You Mean YOLO?

Petyr Baelick my balls (kab7va)

Character Drafted Total Kills Politics Insults Wine Sex Thrones Deaths Special Feels
Petyr Baelish (Littlefinger)
Formerly the Master of Coin, Littlefinger has been sent to the Vale to serve as Warden of the East.
#4 6 0 0 6 0 0 0 0 0 0
Sansa Stark
The second eldest Stark child. Though currently married to Tyrion Lannister, she has been smuggled into the Vale by Littlefinger, where she poses as his niece, Alayne Stone.
#13 5 0 0 0 5 0 0 0 0 0
Gilly
A daughter of Craster, a wildling who lived in a fortified compound north of the Wall. She and her baby escaped to Castle Black with Samwell Tarly.
#45 3 0 0 3 0 0 0 0 0 0
Obara Sand
One of Prince Oberyn Martell's bastard children, known as the Sand Snakes.
#36 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0
Yara Greyjoy
Theon's older sister, Yara was raised on the Iron Islands as a true Ironborn. She is a fearsome fighter and commands a longship of her own.
#29 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0
Davos Seaworth
A former smuggler, Ser Davos is now a knight serving Stannis Baratheon, and one of his most trusted advisors, though he is often at odds with the Red Priestess Melisandre.
#20 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0
Balon Greyjoy
The head of House Greyjoy and Lord of the Iron Islands. He is the father of Theon, who was given up as a ward to the Starks after Balon's failed rebellion against the Iron Throne.
#61 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0
Beric Dondarrion
Lord of Blackhaven, bannermen to House Baratheon. He now leads the Brotherhood Without Banners, an outlaw fighting group in the Riverlands.
#52 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0
Totals 14 0 0 9 5 0 0 0 0 0

I Am The God Of Tits And Wine (kcdrews)

Character Drafted Total Kills Politics Insults Wine Sex Thrones Deaths Special Feels
Cersei Lannister
Queen Regent of the Seven Kingdoms and mother to King Tommen.
#2 9 0 3 3 0 0 0 0 3 0
Doran Martell
The head of House Martell of Dorne, and elder brother of Prince Oberyn Martell.
#18 6 0 0 6 0 0 0 0 0 0
Barristan Selmy
The former Lord Commander of the Kingsguard of Robert and Joffrey Baratheon. After being dismissed by King Joffrey, he joins Daenerys to serve as her advisor and Queensguard.
#31 3 0 3 0 0 0 0 0 0 0
Maester Aemon
The Maester of the Night's Watch. In a previous life he was born Aemon Targaryen, a great-uncle of Daenerys.
#34 3 0 3 0 0 0 0 0 0 0
Areo Hotah
The personal bodyguard for Doran Martell.
#50 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0
Theon Greyjoy
Heir to the Iron Islands, and formerly a ward of House Stark. Theon is currently a captive of Ramsay Bolton.
#15 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0
Trystane Martell
Prince Doran Martell's son, and heir to Dorne. He is betrothed to Myrcella Baratheon.
#47 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0
Illyrio Mopatis
Magister of Pentos, one of the free cities of Essos. He hosted the exiled Viserys and Daenerys Targaryen.
#63 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0
Totals 21 0 9 9 0 0 0 0 3 0

Political Wins
25:41 (+3) Barristan Selmy:
Barristan convinces Daenerys to give the Son of the Harpy a fair trial instead of executing him immediately. "Your Grace... I served in [Mad King Aerys'] Kingsguard. I was at his side from the first. Your enemies did not lie." (Politics - uncategorized)
31:17 (+3) Cersei Lannister:
Cersei stacks the Small Council in her favor, appointing the loyal Mace Tyrell as Master of Coin and Qyburn as Master of Whisperers, over the protests of Grand Maester Pycelle and Kevan Lannister.
Grand Maester Pycelle: "Your Grace... him? This- this man (Qyburn)? This... embarrassment to the Citadel? ... what qualifications can he possibly have for this post?"
Cersei: "The qualification of loyalty, Grand Maester. That's far more than the eunuch ever had." (Politics - uncategorized)
submitted by nyan (approved!)
43:38 (+3) Maester Aemon:
Maester Aemon casts the deciding vote for Jon Snow in the Lord Commander election. (Politics - uncategorized)
Insults Delivered / Funny Lines
8:46 (+3) Petyr Baelish (Littlefinger):
to Brienne, remarking on her new armor: "We've met, with Renly Baratheon... What did he say about you? He said, 'Your loyalty came free of charge.' Someone appears to have paid quite a bit for it since then." (Witty Insult)
10:16 (+3) Petyr Baelish (Littlefinger):
to Brienne: "This woman swore to protect Renly, she failed. She swore to protect your mother, she failed. Why would I want somebody with your history of failure guarding Lady Sansa?" (Witty Insult)
submitted by moonbaseu92 (approved!)
16:01 (+3) Cersei Lannister:
Jaime: "I'm going to make this better.
Cersei: "You've never made anything better." (Witty Insult)
submitted by kas113 (approved!)
20:42 (+3) Doran Martell:
Doran: "Oberyn was slain during a trial by combat. By law, that is no murder."
Ellaria: "Your brother-"
Doran: "You don't have to remind me. He was my brother long before he was anything to you." (Witty Insult)
20:58 (+3) Doran Martell:
Doran delivers a stern rebuke to the decision-making ability of Ellaria and his hot-headed subjects.
Doran: "You would have me go to war?"
Ellaria: "The whole country would have you go to war."
Doran: "Then we are lucky the whole country does not decide." (Witty Insult)
submitted by moonbaseu92 (approved!)
33:16 (+3) Gilly:
Samwell: "Did you know that the youngest Lord Commander in history, Osric Stark, was elected at the age of 10?"
Gilly: "I know 'S' ..." (Funny Line)
Glasses of Wine Consumed
8:25 (+5) Sansa Stark:
Sansa has a taste of ale while dining with Littlefinger at the inn. "Don't see what all the fuss is about. Why do men love it so much?" (Glass of Wine Consumed)
Special
15:28 (+3) Cersei Lannister:
Jaime talks to Cersei about Myrcella. "The world can't know she's our daughter." (Special)