Matchup: Lady Stoneheart - Zombies Hate Fast Food vs I'm dreaming of a Red Christmas for Ep 2
Valar Morghulis... Don't You Mean YOLO?
Kills
23:36
(+1)
Daario Naharis :
Daario stabs a member of the Sons of the Harpy, who was concealed behind the wall of a hideout.
(Major Injury of Unnamed Character)
51:07
(+10)
Daario Naharis :
Daario beheads Mossador with his arakh in a public execution. Mossador was sentenced to death on Daenerys' orders, after he murdered the captive Son of the Harpy.
(Kill of Named Character)
Political Wins
Insults Delivered / Funny Lines
27:30
(+3)
Tyrion Lannister:
Varys: "Cersei has offered a lordship to the man who brings her your head."
Tyrion: "She ought to offer her cunt. Best part of her for the best part of me." (Witty Insult)
Tyrion: "She ought to offer her cunt. Best part of her for the best part of me." (Witty Insult)
27:43
(+3)
Tyrion Lannister:
Varys: "Are we really going to spend the entire road to Volantis talking about the futility of everything?"
Tyrion: "You're right, no point." (Funny Line)
Tyrion: "You're right, no point." (Funny Line)
Glasses of Wine Consumed
27:20
(+5)
Tyrion Lannister:
Tyrion drinks a glass of wine inside that fucking box.
(Glass of Wine Consumed)
Deaths
+1 for White Rat