Valar Morghulis... Don't You Mean YOLO? (GoT: Season 5)
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Stat Leaders (Full char list) (Transactions)
| Glasses of Wine Consumed | Points |
|---|---|
| 45 | |
| (+10) 30 | |
| 25 | |
| 15 | |
|
Fat Walda Frey (undrafted)
|
10 |
| Acts of Intercourse | Points |
|---|---|
|
Myranda (undrafted)
|
15 |
| 10 | |
| 10 | |
| (+5) 10 | |
| (+5) 5 |
| Deaths | Points |
|---|---|
| (+1) 15 | |
| (+1) 15 | |
|
Mossador (undrafted)
|
(+1) 14 |
| (+1) 13 | |
| (+1) 11 |
Recent Events (Full Log)
Episode 6: Unbowed, Unbent, Unbroken
Kills
9:20
(+2)
Jaqen H'ghar:
Jaqen whips Arya bloody with a switch as she fails her test of lie-telling in the House of Black and White.
(Minor Injury of Named Character)
15:19
(+2)
Arya Stark:
Arya eases the pain of a sick girl by helping her drink the poisonous water from the House of Black and White. "...I drank the water from his fountain. It healed me. I've devoted my life to him now. You don't want to hurt anymore? Drink."
(Kill of Unnamed Character)
Malko punches out the tied up Jorah Mormont after capturing him and Tyrion.
(Minor Injury of Named Character)
Bronn knocks out Trystane Martell after he reaches for his sword.
(Minor Injury of Named Character)
34:09
(+2)
Tyene Sand:
Tyene manages to slash Bronn on the arm with her dagger, just before Areo Hotah and the Dornish guards arrive.
(Minor Injury of Named Character)
Political Wins
Malko takes Jorah Mormont and Tyrion Lannister captive after his group of slave traders encounters them on the way to Meereen.
(Politics - uncategorized)
21:27
(+3)
Tyrion Lannister:
Tyrion convinces the slave trader Malko to spare his life for the time being, instead of slitting his throat and chopping off his cock. "You can't just hand a dried cock to a merchant and expect him to pay for it! He has to know it came from a dwarf. And how could he know unless he sees the dwarf?"
(Politics - uncategorized)
23:08
(+3)
Jorah Mormont:
Jorah convinces the slave trader Malko to take him to the fighting pits of Meereen instead of the slave city of Volantis.
Jorah: "I killed a Dothraki Bloodrider in single combat."
Malko: "Liar."
Jorah: "It's no lie. His name was Qotho. He was Bloodrider to Khal Drogo. Take me to Slaver's Bay, put a sword in my hand, I'll prove my worth." (Politics - uncategorized)
Jorah: "I killed a Dothraki Bloodrider in single combat."
Malko: "Liar."
Jorah: "It's no lie. His name was Qotho. He was Bloodrider to Khal Drogo. Take me to Slaver's Bay, put a sword in my hand, I'll prove my worth." (Politics - uncategorized)
Littlefinger crosses Roose Bolton, revealing Sansa Stark's present location in Winterfell and the Boltons' marriage plans to Cersei: "...I have found Sansa Stark. Alive and well and home again living at Winterfell... They tell me Roose Bolton plans to marry her to his son Ramsay, a bastard recently legitimized by King Tommen."
(Politics - uncategorized)
34:55
(+18)
Doran Martell:
After their fight in the Water Gardens over Princess Myrcella, Jaime Lannister, Bronn, Obara, Nymeria, Tyene, and Ellaria Sand are all captured by Areo Hotah, the household guard for Doran Martell.
(Politics - uncategorized)
34:55
(+3)
Areo Hotah:
Areo's Dornish guard wins the battle in the Water Gardens, arresting Bronn/Jaime and the Sand Snakes.
(Politics - uncategorized)
Olyvar betrays Loras Tyrell, exposing his homosexuality to the High Sparrow's inquest.
High Sparrow: "And what occurred in his chamber?"
Olyvar: "We engaged in intimate relations."
High Sparrow: "You lay with him?"
Olyvar: "That night and many others." (Politics - uncategorized)
High Sparrow: "And what occurred in his chamber?"
Olyvar: "We engaged in intimate relations."
High Sparrow: "You lay with him?"
Olyvar: "That night and many others." (Politics - uncategorized)
42:45
(+3)
High Sparrow:
The High Sparrow has Queen Margaery arrested for perjuring herself during Loras' inquest. "The Faith is satisfied there is enough evidence to bring a formal trial... for Ser Loras... and Queen Margaery."
(Politics - uncategorized)
42:47
(+3)
High Sparrow:
The High Sparrow names Margaery Tyrell a sinner for perjuring herself during Loras' inquest. "Bearing false witness before the Gods is a great a sin as any, My Lady. Take her."
(Politics - uncategorized)
43:05
(+3)
Cersei Lannister:
Cersei's betrayal of the Tyrells is realized further, as her manipulation of the Faith's inquest lands both Ser Loras and Margaery Tyrell in prison after she assures Olenna Tyrell that the High Sparrow's inquest would be merely a formality.
(Politics - uncategorized)
45:36
(+3)
Sansa Stark:
Sansa deduces that Myranda is Ramsay's lover. "And how long have you loved him, Myranda? Did you imagine that he would be with you forever, is that it?"
(Politics - uncategorized)
50:05
(+3)
Sansa Stark:
Sansa Stark and Ramsay Bolton are wed.
Roose Bolton: "Lady Sansa, will you take this man?"
Sansa: "I take this man." (Politics - uncategorized)
Roose Bolton: "Lady Sansa, will you take this man?"
Sansa: "I take this man." (Politics - uncategorized)
50:05
(+3)
Ramsay Bolton:
Ramsay Bolton and Sansa Stark are wed.
Theon: "Sansa, of the House Stark comes here to be wed. A woman grown, trueborn and noble. She comes to beg the blessings of the Gods. Who comes to claim her?
Ramsay: "Ramsay, of House Bolton." (Politics - uncategorized)
Theon: "Sansa, of the House Stark comes here to be wed. A woman grown, trueborn and noble. She comes to beg the blessings of the Gods. Who comes to claim her?
Ramsay: "Ramsay, of House Bolton." (Politics - uncategorized)
Insults Delivered / Funny Lines
21:27
(+3)
Tyrion Lannister:
Tyrion: "You can't just hand a dried cock to a merchant and expect him to pay for it! He has to know it came from a dwarf. And how could he know unless he sees the dwarf?"
Slave trader: "It will be a dwarf-sized cock."
Tyrion: "Guess again." (Funny Line)
Slave trader: "It will be a dwarf-sized cock."
Tyrion: "Guess again." (Funny Line)
to Lancel Lannister: "We both peddle fantasies, Brother Lancel. Mine just happen to be entertaining."
(Witty Insult)
Cersei: "I'm the insulted party, Lord Baelish. Ser Loras was promised to me, instead he chose the company of boys."
Petyr: "One's choice of companion is a most curious thing." (Witty Insult)
Petyr: "One's choice of companion is a most curious thing." (Witty Insult)
27:45
(+3)
Cersei Lannister:
Petyr Baelish: "Surely your uncle Kevan could muster a force."
Cersei: "My uncle Kevan has all the courage of a kitchen mouse." (Witty Insult)
Cersei: "My uncle Kevan has all the courage of a kitchen mouse." (Witty Insult)
Bronn: "And once we've got the princess, then what?"
Jaime: "I like to improvise."
Bronn: "That explains the golden hand." (Witty Insult)
Jaime: "I like to improvise."
Bronn: "That explains the golden hand." (Witty Insult)
34:47
(+3)
Areo Hotah:
Areo puts his longaxe at Jaime Lannister's throat when he refuses to put down his sword.
"When you were whole, it would have been a good fight." (Threat)
"When you were whole, it would have been a good fight." (Threat)
The Tyrell caravan stops just so Grandma Tyrell can deliver a burn on the entire city of King's Landing.
"Oh... you can smell the shit from five miles away." (Funny Line)
"Oh... you can smell the shit from five miles away." (Funny Line)
"Renly Baratheon shagged half the stable boys in the Seven Kingdoms. Everyone knew, no one cared."
(Witty Insult)
to Cersei: "Put the pen down, dear. We both know you're not writing anything."
(Witty Insult)
36:37
(+3)
Cersei Lannister:
to Olenna Tyrell: "Ah, yes. The famously tart-tongued Queen of Thorns."
(Witty Insult)
Cersei Lannister: "Ah, yes. The famously tart-tongued Queen of Thorns."
Olenna: "And the famous tart, Queen Cersei." (Witty Insult)
Olenna: "And the famous tart, Queen Cersei." (Witty Insult)
Cersei Lannister: "As for your veiled threats..."
Olenna: "What veil?" (Threat)
Olenna: "What veil?" (Threat)
37:53
(+3)
Cersei Lannister:
Olenna Tyrell: "He understood that sometimes we must work with our rivals rather than destroy them."
Cersei: "House Lannister has no rival." (Threat)
Cersei: "House Lannister has no rival." (Threat)
52:30
(+3)
Ramsay Bolton:
Ramsay reminds Sansa to remove her clothes: "Do I need to ask a second time? I hate asking a second time."
(Threat)
Glasses of Wine Consumed
26:24
(+10)
Cersei Lannister:
Cersei drinks while talking with Lord Petyr Baelish.
(Glass of Wine Consumed)
Acts of Intercourse
53:44
(+5)
Sansa Stark:
Sansa is raped by Ramsay Bolton on their wedding night.
Ramsay: "Reek... I told you to watch. You've known Sansa since she was a girl. Now watch her become a woman." (Act of Intercourse)
Ramsay: "Reek... I told you to watch. You've known Sansa since she was a girl. Now watch her become a woman." (Act of Intercourse)
53:44
(+5)
Ramsay Bolton:
Ramsay rapes Sansa Stark on their wedding night. "Reek... I told you to watch. You've known Sansa since she was a girl. Now watch her become a woman."
(Act of Intercourse)
Deaths
+1 for Barristan Selmy, +1 for Mance Rayder, +1 for Janos Slynt, +1 for White Rat, +1 for Mossador
Special
25:16
(+3)
Cersei Lannister:
Lord Baelish makes a sly reference to Cersei's incest.
Cersei: "I'm the insulted party, Lord Baelish. Ser Loras was promised to me, instead he chose the company of boys."
Petyr: "One's choice of companion is a most curious thing." (Special)
Cersei: "I'm the insulted party, Lord Baelish. Ser Loras was promised to me, instead he chose the company of boys."
Petyr: "One's choice of companion is a most curious thing." (Special)
39:26
(+3)
Loras Tyrell:
The High Sparrow lays out the Faith's accusations against Loras Tyrell: "Do you deny all the charges against you? Fornication. Buggery. Blasphemy... You never lay with Renly Baratheon? ... Nor any other man?"
(Special)
52:10
(+3)
Ramsay Bolton:
Ramsay makes Reek stay in the bedchamber to watch him rape Sansa. "Oh, no, no, no. You stay here, Reek. You watch."
(Special)
53:03
(+3)
Ramsay Bolton:
Ramsay tortures Sansa Stark on their wedding night by raping her with Reek (Theon Greyjoy) watching. "Reek... I told you to watch. You've known Sansa since she was a girl. Not watch her become a woman."
(Special)
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