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Matchup: Petyr Baelick my balls vs Lady Stoneheart - Zombies Hate Fast Food for Ep 5 | Fantasora

Matchup: Petyr Baelick my balls vs Lady Stoneheart - Zombies Hate Fast Food for Ep 5

Valar Morghulis... Don't You Mean YOLO?

Petyr Baelick my balls (kab7va)

Character Drafted Total Kills Politics Insults Wine Sex Thrones Deaths Special Feels
Sansa Stark
The second eldest Stark child. Though currently married to Tyrion Lannister, she has been smuggled into the Vale by Littlefinger, where she poses as his niece, Alayne Stone.
#13 9 0 3 3 0 0 0 0 3 0
Beric Dondarrion
Lord of Blackhaven, bannermen to House Baratheon. He now leads the Brotherhood Without Banners, an outlaw fighting group in the Riverlands.
#52 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0
Balon Greyjoy
The head of House Greyjoy and Lord of the Iron Islands. He is the father of Theon, who was given up as a ward to the Starks after Balon's failed rebellion against the Iron Throne.
#61 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0
Yara Greyjoy
Theon's older sister, Yara was raised on the Iron Islands as a true Ironborn. She is a fearsome fighter and commands a longship of her own.
#29 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0
Davos Seaworth
A former smuggler, Ser Davos is now a knight serving Stannis Baratheon, and one of his most trusted advisors, though he is often at odds with the Red Priestess Melisandre.
#20 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0
Gilly
A daughter of Craster, a wildling who lived in a fortified compound north of the Wall. She and her baby escaped to Castle Black with Samwell Tarly.
#45 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0
Obara Sand
One of Prince Oberyn Martell's bastard children, known as the Sand Snakes.
#36 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0
Petyr Baelish (Littlefinger)
Formerly the Master of Coin, Littlefinger has been sent to the Vale to serve as Warden of the East.
#4 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0
Totals 9 0 3 3 0 0 0 0 3 0

Lady Stoneheart - Zombies Hate Fast Food (yattabro221)

Character Drafted Total Kills Politics Insults Wine Sex Thrones Deaths Special Feels
Stannis Baratheon
The eldest brother of King Robert, he is the rightful heir to the Irone Throne.
#17 6 0 3 0 0 0 0 0 3 0
Tyrion Lannister
The third of the Lannister children. After losing his trial for the murder of King Joffrey, he has escaped prison and fled King's Landing.
#1 3 0 0 3 0 0 0 0 0 0
Janos Slynt
A member of the Night's Watch. Slynt formerly served as Commander of the City Watch, before he was removed from the post and exiled by Tyrion Lannister.
#48 1 0 0 0 0 0 0 1 0 0
Alliser Thorne
Formerly the master-of-arms at Castle Black, Thorne now serves as acting Lord Commander of the Night's Watch in the absence of Lord Commander Mormont.
#33 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0
Tommen Baratheon
The new King of the Seven Kingdoms.
#32 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0
Qyburn
A disgraced former Maester, who was banished from the order for engaging in forbidden experiments. He is recruited by Cersei to assist in various medical facilities.
#49 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0
Selyse Baratheon
Lord Stannis Baratheon's wife. She is a strong believer in the new faith of the red priestess Melisandre, who follows the Lord of Light.
#64 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0
Daario Naharis
Leader of the Second Sons, a sellsword company who broke their contract and now sides with Daenerys.
#16 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0
Totals 10 0 3 3 0 0 0 1 3 0

Political Wins
0:00 (+3) Sansa Stark:
Sansa discovers that Theon Greyjoy is still alive as a broken and disfigured captive of Ramsay Bolton in Winterfell. (Politics - uncategorized)
submitted by moonbaseu92 (approved!)
38:37 (+3) Stannis Baratheon:
Stannis ignores Ser Davos Seaworth's caution and gives the order to mobilize the Baratheon army. "We have the advantage: more men, more horses, all fed and rested. But every day we wait, the odds shift in Bolton's favor. This could turn to winter at any moment. We have to act now. Give the order. We march at sunrise." (Politics - uncategorized)
Insults Delivered / Funny Lines
0:00 (+3) Sansa Stark:
to Fat Walda Frey: "This isn't a strange place, this is my home. It's the people that are strange." (Witty Insult)
47:40 (+3) Tyrion Lannister:
to Jorah Mormont: "Long, sullen silences and the occasional punch in the face. The Mormont way." (Witty Insult)
Deaths
+1 for Janos Slynt
Special
13:21 (+3) Stannis Baratheon:
Stannis corrects First Builder Yarwyck during a meeting of the Night's Watch.
Othell Yarwyck: "Let them die (the Wildlings). We got out our own to worry about. Less enemies for us."
Stannis: "Fewer." (Special)
30:52 (+3) Sansa Stark:
Sansa wipes a stream of tears from her left cheek after Ramsay rehashes the supposed deaths of Bran and Rickon Stark, and forces her and Reek to undergo an awkward apology. (Special)