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Matchup: Petyr Baelick my balls vs Can't spell pimp without imp for Ep 6 | Fantasora

Matchup: Petyr Baelick my balls vs Can't spell pimp without imp for Ep 6

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Petyr Baelick my balls (kab7va)

Character Drafted Total Kills Politics Insults Wine Sex Thrones Deaths Special Feels
Petyr Baelish (Littlefinger)
Formerly the Master of Coin, Littlefinger has been sent to the Vale to serve as Warden of the East.
#4 12 0 6 6 0 0 0 0 0 0
Sansa Stark
The second eldest Stark child. Though currently married to Tyrion Lannister, she has been smuggled into the Vale by Littlefinger, where she poses as his niece, Alayne Stone.
#13 11 0 6 0 0 5 0 0 0 0
Davos Seaworth
A former smuggler, Ser Davos is now a knight serving Stannis Baratheon, and one of his most trusted advisors, though he is often at odds with the Red Priestess Melisandre.
#20 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0
Balon Greyjoy
The head of House Greyjoy and Lord of the Iron Islands. He is the father of Theon, who was given up as a ward to the Starks after Balon's failed rebellion against the Iron Throne.
#61 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0
Obara Sand
One of Prince Oberyn Martell's bastard children, known as the Sand Snakes.
#36 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0
Beric Dondarrion
Lord of Blackhaven, bannermen to House Baratheon. He now leads the Brotherhood Without Banners, an outlaw fighting group in the Riverlands.
#52 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0
Yara Greyjoy
Theon's older sister, Yara was raised on the Iron Islands as a true Ironborn. She is a fearsome fighter and commands a longship of her own.
#29 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0
Gilly
A daughter of Craster, a wildling who lived in a fortified compound north of the Wall. She and her baby escaped to Castle Black with Samwell Tarly.
#45 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0
Totals 23 0 12 6 0 5 0 0 0 0

Can't spell pimp without imp (olivia.sabik)

Character Drafted Total Kills Politics Insults Wine Sex Thrones Deaths Special Feels
Mance Rayder
A former member of the Night's Watch, Mance leads a united Wildling army as the King Beyond the Wall. Following the Battle at Castle Black however, his forces were defeated and he was captured by Stannis Baratheon.
#40 1 0 0 0 0 0 0 1 0 0
Gendry
A bastard son of Robert Baratheon, although this fact is not widely known (even to Gendry himself). After being captured by Melisandre, he is freed by Ser Davos and escaped Dragonstone by rowboat. His whereabouts are currently unknown.
#56 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0
Missandei
A freed slave from Astapor. She works for Daenerys as an advisor. She is fluent in many languages and often serves as a translator.
#25 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0
Podrick Payne
A squire who serves Tyrion Lannister.
#41 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0
Bran Stark
The fourth of the Stark children. He is north of the Wall, arriving in the cave of the Three-eyed Raven and the Children of the Forest.
#24 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0
Margaery Tyrell
The daughter of Mace Tyrell, head of House Tyrell. Betrothed to King Tommen, she is the queen-to-be and active in the politics of King's Landing.
#8 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0
Varys
Formerly the Master of Whisperers in King's Landing, Varys controls a vast network of spies. He flees King's Landing after aiding in Tyrion Lannister's escape.
#9 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0
Three-eyed raven
A mysterious man who lives far north of the Wall with the Children of the Forest. He has been guiding Bran's dreams through the form of a three-eyed raven.
#57 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0
Totals 1 0 0 0 0 0 0 1 0 0

Political Wins
26:30 (+6) Petyr Baelish (Littlefinger):
Littlefinger crosses Roose Bolton, revealing Sansa Stark's present location in Winterfell and the Boltons' marriage plans to Cersei: "...I have found Sansa Stark. Alive and well and home again living at Winterfell... They tell me Roose Bolton plans to marry her to his son Ramsay, a bastard recently legitimized by King Tommen." (Politics - uncategorized)
45:36 (+3) Sansa Stark:
Sansa deduces that Myranda is Ramsay's lover. "And how long have you loved him, Myranda? Did you imagine that he would be with you forever, is that it?" (Politics - uncategorized)
50:05 (+3) Sansa Stark:
Sansa Stark and Ramsay Bolton are wed.
Roose Bolton: "Lady Sansa, will you take this man?"
Sansa: "I take this man." (Politics - uncategorized)
Insults Delivered / Funny Lines
24:41 (+3) Petyr Baelish (Littlefinger):
to Lancel Lannister: "We both peddle fantasies, Brother Lancel. Mine just happen to be entertaining." (Witty Insult)
25:16 (+3) Petyr Baelish (Littlefinger):
Cersei: "I'm the insulted party, Lord Baelish. Ser Loras was promised to me, instead he chose the company of boys."
Petyr: "One's choice of companion is a most curious thing." (Witty Insult)
Acts of Intercourse
53:44 (+5) Sansa Stark:
Sansa is raped by Ramsay Bolton on their wedding night.
Ramsay: "Reek... I told you to watch. You've known Sansa since she was a girl. Now watch her become a woman." (Act of Intercourse)
Deaths
+1 for Mance Rayder