Matchup: STARK or get out vs Wanna see my Littlefinger? for Ep 6
Valar Morghulis... Don't You Mean YOLO?
Kills
9:20
(+2)
Jaqen H'ghar:
Jaqen whips Arya bloody with a switch as she fails her test of lie-telling in the House of Black and White.
(Minor Injury of Named Character)
15:19
(+2)
Arya Stark:
Arya eases the pain of a sick girl by helping her drink the poisonous water from the House of Black and White. "...I drank the water from his fountain. It healed me. I've devoted my life to him now. You don't want to hurt anymore? Drink."
(Kill of Unnamed Character)
34:09
(+2)
Tyene Sand:
Tyene manages to slash Bronn on the arm with her dagger, just before Areo Hotah and the Dornish guards arrive.
(Minor Injury of Named Character)
Political Wins
23:08
(+3)
Jorah Mormont:
Jorah convinces the slave trader Malko to take him to the fighting pits of Meereen instead of the slave city of Volantis.
Jorah: "I killed a Dothraki Bloodrider in single combat."
Malko: "Liar."
Jorah: "It's no lie. His name was Qotho. He was Bloodrider to Khal Drogo. Take me to Slaver's Bay, put a sword in my hand, I'll prove my worth." (Politics - uncategorized)
Jorah: "I killed a Dothraki Bloodrider in single combat."
Malko: "Liar."
Jorah: "It's no lie. His name was Qotho. He was Bloodrider to Khal Drogo. Take me to Slaver's Bay, put a sword in my hand, I'll prove my worth." (Politics - uncategorized)
42:45
(+3)
High Sparrow:
The High Sparrow has Queen Margaery arrested for perjuring herself during Loras' inquest. "The Faith is satisfied there is enough evidence to bring a formal trial... for Ser Loras... and Queen Margaery."
(Politics - uncategorized)
42:47
(+3)
High Sparrow:
The High Sparrow names Margaery Tyrell a sinner for perjuring herself during Loras' inquest. "Bearing false witness before the Gods is a great a sin as any, My Lady. Take her."
(Politics - uncategorized)
50:05
(+3)
Ramsay Bolton:
Ramsay Bolton and Sansa Stark are wed.
Theon: "Sansa, of the House Stark comes here to be wed. A woman grown, trueborn and noble. She comes to beg the blessings of the Gods. Who comes to claim her?
Ramsay: "Ramsay, of House Bolton." (Politics - uncategorized)
Theon: "Sansa, of the House Stark comes here to be wed. A woman grown, trueborn and noble. She comes to beg the blessings of the Gods. Who comes to claim her?
Ramsay: "Ramsay, of House Bolton." (Politics - uncategorized)
Insults Delivered / Funny Lines
The Tyrell caravan stops just so Grandma Tyrell can deliver a burn on the entire city of King's Landing.
"Oh... you can smell the shit from five miles away." (Funny Line)
"Oh... you can smell the shit from five miles away." (Funny Line)
"Renly Baratheon shagged half the stable boys in the Seven Kingdoms. Everyone knew, no one cared."
(Witty Insult)
to Cersei: "Put the pen down, dear. We both know you're not writing anything."
(Witty Insult)
Cersei Lannister: "Ah, yes. The famously tart-tongued Queen of Thorns."
Olenna: "And the famous tart, Queen Cersei." (Witty Insult)
Olenna: "And the famous tart, Queen Cersei." (Witty Insult)
Cersei Lannister: "As for your veiled threats..."
Olenna: "What veil?" (Threat)
Olenna: "What veil?" (Threat)
52:30
(+3)
Ramsay Bolton:
Ramsay reminds Sansa to remove her clothes: "Do I need to ask a second time? I hate asking a second time."
(Threat)
Acts of Intercourse
53:44
(+5)
Ramsay Bolton:
Ramsay rapes Sansa Stark on their wedding night. "Reek... I told you to watch. You've known Sansa since she was a girl. Now watch her become a woman."
(Act of Intercourse)
Special
52:10
(+3)
Ramsay Bolton:
Ramsay makes Reek stay in the bedchamber to watch him rape Sansa. "Oh, no, no, no. You stay here, Reek. You watch."
(Special)
53:03
(+3)
Ramsay Bolton:
Ramsay tortures Sansa Stark on their wedding night by raping her with Reek (Theon Greyjoy) watching. "Reek... I told you to watch. You've known Sansa since she was a girl. Not watch her become a woman."
(Special)