Notice: MemcachePool::get(): Server localhost (tcp 11211, udp 0) failed with: Connection refused (111) in /var/www/html/fantasora.com/public_html/src/Cache/Cache.php on line 70
Matchup: I Am The God Of Tits And Wine vs I'm dreaming of a Red Christmas for Ep 6 | Fantasora

Matchup: I Am The God Of Tits And Wine vs I'm dreaming of a Red Christmas for Ep 6

Valar Morghulis... Don't You Mean YOLO?

I Am The God Of Tits And Wine (kcdrews)

Character Drafted Total Kills Politics Insults Wine Sex Thrones Deaths Special Feels
Cersei Lannister
Queen Regent of the Seven Kingdoms and mother to King Tommen.
#2 25 0 3 9 10 0 0 0 3 0
Doran Martell
The head of House Martell of Dorne, and elder brother of Prince Oberyn Martell.
#18 18 0 18 0 0 0 0 0 0 0
Areo Hotah
The personal bodyguard for Doran Martell.
#50 6 0 3 3 0 0 0 0 0 0
Barristan Selmy
The former Lord Commander of the Kingsguard of Robert and Joffrey Baratheon. After being dismissed by King Joffrey, he joins Daenerys to serve as her advisor and Queensguard.
#31 1 0 0 0 0 0 0 1 0 0
Trystane Martell
Prince Doran Martell's son, and heir to Dorne. He is betrothed to Myrcella Baratheon.
#47 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0
Illyrio Mopatis
Magister of Pentos, one of the free cities of Essos. He hosted the exiled Viserys and Daenerys Targaryen.
#63 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0
Theon Greyjoy
Heir to the Iron Islands, and formerly a ward of House Stark. Theon is currently a captive of Ramsay Bolton.
#15 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0
Maester Aemon
The Maester of the Night's Watch. In a previous life he was born Aemon Targaryen, a great-uncle of Daenerys.
#34 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0
Totals 50 0 24 12 10 0 0 1 3 0

I'm dreaming of a Red Christmas (ach4zt)

Character Drafted Total Kills Politics Insults Wine Sex Thrones Deaths Special Feels
Bronn
A former sellsword, who has risen through the ranks of nobility thanks to his fighting skills and work for the Lannisters. He is arranged to marry Lollys Stokeworth, and eventually inherit a lordship and castle of his own.
#11 5 2 0 3 0 0 0 0 0 0
White Rat
An Unsullied soldier who serves Daenerys Targaryen.
#54 1 0 0 0 0 0 0 1 0 0
Tormund Giantsbane
A leader of the Wildlings, he is a trusted lieutenant and second-in-command to Mance Rayder, the King Beyond the Wall.
#38 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0
White Walker (Night King)
The apparent leader of the White Walkers.
#43 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0
Eddison Tollett
A member of the Night's Watch. Edd commanded some of the forces on the Wall in the Battle at Castle Black.
#59 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0
Sandor Clegane (The Hound)
A fearsome warrior known as the Hound. Sandor formerly served in the Kingsguard of Joffrey Baratheon and accompanied Arya Stark on her travels. He was left for dead after a fight with Brienne of Tarth.
#22 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0
Grey Worm
The leader of the Unsullied - a highly-trained army of slaves freed by Daenerys.
#27 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0
Hodor
Hodor hodor Hodor hodor Hodor hodor Hodor hodor Hodor hodor Hodor hodor Hodor. hodor.
#6 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0
Totals 6 2 0 3 0 0 0 1 0 0

Kills
32:58 (+2) Bronn:
Bronn knocks out Trystane Martell after he reaches for his sword. (Minor Injury of Named Character)
Political Wins
34:55 (+18) Doran Martell:
After their fight in the Water Gardens over Princess Myrcella, Jaime Lannister, Bronn, Obara, Nymeria, Tyene, and Ellaria Sand are all captured by Areo Hotah, the household guard for Doran Martell. (Politics - uncategorized)
34:55 (+3) Areo Hotah:
Areo's Dornish guard wins the battle in the Water Gardens, arresting Bronn/Jaime and the Sand Snakes. (Politics - uncategorized)
43:05 (+3) Cersei Lannister:
Cersei's betrayal of the Tyrells is realized further, as her manipulation of the Faith's inquest lands both Ser Loras and Margaery Tyrell in prison after she assures Olenna Tyrell that the High Sparrow's inquest would be merely a formality. (Politics - uncategorized)
Insults Delivered / Funny Lines
27:45 (+3) Cersei Lannister:
Petyr Baelish: "Surely your uncle Kevan could muster a force."
Cersei: "My uncle Kevan has all the courage of a kitchen mouse." (Witty Insult)
30:58 (+3) Bronn:
Bronn: "And once we've got the princess, then what?"
Jaime: "I like to improvise."
Bronn: "That explains the golden hand." (Witty Insult)
34:47 (+3) Areo Hotah:
Areo puts his longaxe at Jaime Lannister's throat when he refuses to put down his sword.
"When you were whole, it would have been a good fight." (Threat)
36:37 (+3) Cersei Lannister:
to Olenna Tyrell: "Ah, yes. The famously tart-tongued Queen of Thorns." (Witty Insult)
37:53 (+3) Cersei Lannister:
Olenna Tyrell: "He understood that sometimes we must work with our rivals rather than destroy them."
Cersei: "House Lannister has no rival." (Threat)
Glasses of Wine Consumed
26:24 (+10) Cersei Lannister:
Cersei drinks while talking with Lord Petyr Baelish. (Glass of Wine Consumed)
Deaths
+1 for Barristan Selmy, +1 for White Rat
Special
25:16 (+3) Cersei Lannister:
Lord Baelish makes a sly reference to Cersei's incest.
Cersei: "I'm the insulted party, Lord Baelish. Ser Loras was promised to me, instead he chose the company of boys."
Petyr: "One's choice of companion is a most curious thing." (Special)