Matchup: Petyr Baelick my balls vs Wanna see my Littlefinger? for Ep 3

Valar Morghulis... Don't You Mean YOLO?

Petyr Baelick my balls (kab7va)

Character	Drafted	Total	Politics	Special
Sansa Stark The second eldest Stark child. Though currently married to Tyrion Lannister, she has been smuggled into the Vale by Littlefinger, where she poses as his niece, Alayne Stone.	#13	3	0	3
Petyr Baelish (Littlefinger) Formerly the Master of Coin, Littlefinger has been sent to the Vale to serve as Warden of the East.	#4	3	3	0
Gilly A daughter of Craster, a wildling who lived in a fortified compound north of the Wall. She and her baby escaped to Castle Black with Samwell Tarly.	#45	0	0	0
Beric Dondarrion Lord of Blackhaven, bannermen to House Baratheon. He now leads the Brotherhood Without Banners, an outlaw fighting group in the Riverlands.	#52	0	0	0
Davos Seaworth A former smuggler, Ser Davos is now a knight serving Stannis Baratheon, and one of his most trusted advisors, though he is often at odds with the Red Priestess Melisandre.	#20	0	0	0
Yara Greyjoy Theon's older sister, Yara was raised on the Iron Islands as a true Ironborn. She is a fearsome fighter and commands a longship of her own.	#29	0	0	0
Balon Greyjoy The head of House Greyjoy and Lord of the Iron Islands. He is the father of Theon, who was given up as a ward to the Starks after Balon's failed rebellion against the Iron Throne.	#61	0	0	0
Obara Sand One of Prince Oberyn Martell's bastard children, known as the Sand Snakes.	#36	0	0	0
Totals		6	3	3

Wanna see my Littlefinger? (mschappe12)

Character	Drafted	Total	Kills	Politics	Insults	Wine	Special
Jon Snow The bastard son of Ned Stark, and a member of the Night's Watch. He helped lead the defense of Castle Black against the Wildling siege.	#5	27	10	6	3	5	3
Roose Bolton Lord of House Bolton, and Warden of the North after his betrayal of Robb Stark at the Red Wedding. He is the father of Ramsay Bolton, who is his bastard son.	#21	3	0	3	0	0	0
High Sparrow Leader of the Sparrows, a religious movement within the Faith of the Seven.	#37	3	0	3	0	0	0
Arya Stark The youngest of the Stark girls. She travels to Braavos to seek Jaqen H'gar.	#12	3	0	0	3	0	0
Ellaria Sand The former paramour of Prince Oberyn. She is also the mother of several of his bastard children, known as the Sand Snakes.	#28	0	0	0	0	0	0
Jaqen H'ghar A member of the Faceless Men of Braavos, and a skilled assassin. After helping Arya escape from Harrenhal, his whereabouts are unknown.	#60	0	0	0	0	0	0
Hizdahr zo Loraq A son of one of the Meereenese slave masters - he appears in Daenerys' court to ask for his fathers body, after Daenerys crucifies all of the slavers in Meereen.	#53	0	0	0	0	0	0
Olenna Redwyne (Grandma Tyrell) The matriarch of House Tyrell, Olenna is the grandmother of Margaery and Loras. Known as the "Queen of Thorns" for her sarcasm and wit.	#44	0	0	0	0	0	0
Totals		36	10	12	6	5	3

Kills

40:26 (+10) Jon Snow:

Jon Snow executes Janos Slynt for insubordination, after he publicly defies Jon's orders to head out to Greyguard tower. (Kill of Named Character)

Anyone else feel like Jon overreacted a little here? -nyan

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2015 Apr 28
nope -moonbaseu92

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2015 Apr 28
nope -moonbaseu92

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2015 Apr 28
No, he gave Slynt an opportunity to make up for disregarding his order. Also, Jon can't have people question his authority so openly. -Reaper

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2015 Apr 28

Political Wins

16:42 (+3) Petyr Baelish (Littlefinger):

Petyr convinces Sansa Stark to go through with his marriage proposal to Ramsay Bolton.
"You've been running all your life. Terrible things happened to your family and you weep. You sit alone in a dark room, mourning their fates. You've been a bystander to tragedy from the day they executed your father. Stop being a bystander, do you hear me? Stop running. There's no justice in the world. Not unless we make it. You loved your family. Avenge them." (Politics - uncategorized)

24:03 (+3) Jon Snow:

Jon takes on Olly as his personal steward. "Olly is my steward now, as I was Lord Commander Mormont's. I want him to attend my meetings, to learn from men with experience. One day, he might command." (Politics - uncategorized)

25:27 (+3) Jon Snow:

"The Night's Watch can't continue to feed your men and the Wildling prisoners indefinitely. Winter is coming." (Politics - uncategorized)

41:50 (+3) High Sparrow:

The Sparrows have the High Septon paraded naked through the streets of King's Landing after they catch him with two prostitutes in Littlefinger's brothel. "Hypocrisy is a boil... lancing a boil is never pleasant, although they could have been more careful with the blade." (Politics - uncategorized)

50:11 (+3) Roose Bolton:

Roose intercepts Cersei's raven letter to Littlefinger and reads its contents. "I'm sure you understand my position, Lord Baelish. If you received word in the night from the Queen Mother, it does make me question our new alliance." (Politics - uncategorized)

Insults Delivered / Funny Lines

28:53 (+3) Arya Stark:

Arya: "Cunt!" (Funny Line)

submitted by alicehanners (approved!)

I didn't pick up on this one personally, but a few other people have mentioned it - was it the way she said it? I'll go with the popular demand if this gets a lot of likes/supporting comments. -nyan

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2015 Apr 28
I think this should definitely count. Right or wrong I think this got one of the biggest laughs among our league. -moonbaseu92

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2015 Apr 28
Got some good laughs from my league aswell. -timguttman

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2015 Apr 28
By overwhelming popular demand - approved! -nyan

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36:14 (+3) Jon Snow:

Jon appoints a new latrine captain to head up the latrine pit digging: "Brian - it seems like a good job for a ginger." (Funny Line)

Glasses of Wine Consumed

39:12 (+5) Jon Snow:

Jon "Never Kill a Man Sober" Snow finishes off his drink before heading outside to execute Janos Slynt. (Glass of Wine Consumed)

Special

17:15 (+3) Sansa Stark:

Sansa cries as she's told that Petyr Baelish has arranged a marriage for her to Roose Bolton's heir, Ramsay. A solitary tear is visible under her right eye. (Special)

38:09 (+3) Jon Snow:

Janos Slynt: "You can stick your order up your bastard ass." (Special)

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