Matchup: I Am The God Of Tits And Wine vs Lady Stoneheart - Zombies Hate Fast Food for Ep 7

Valar Morghulis... Don't You Mean YOLO?

I Am The God Of Tits And Wine (kcdrews)

Character	Drafted	Total	Politics	Insults	Deaths	Special
Maester Aemon The Maester of the Night's Watch. In a previous life he was born Aemon Targaryen, a great-uncle of Daenerys.	#34	10	0	0	10	0
Theon Greyjoy Heir to the Iron Islands, and formerly a ward of House Stark. Theon is currently a captive of Ramsay Bolton.	#15	9	3	0	0	6
Cersei Lannister Queen Regent of the Seven Kingdoms and mother to King Tommen.	#2	6	0	6	0	0
Barristan Selmy The former Lord Commander of the Kingsguard of Robert and Joffrey Baratheon. After being dismissed by King Joffrey, he joins Daenerys to serve as her advisor and Queensguard.	#31	1	0	0	1	0
Illyrio Mopatis Magister of Pentos, one of the free cities of Essos. He hosted the exiled Viserys and Daenerys Targaryen.	#63	0	0	0	0	0
Doran Martell The head of House Martell of Dorne, and elder brother of Prince Oberyn Martell.	#18	0	0	0	0	0
Areo Hotah The personal bodyguard for Doran Martell.	#50	0	0	0	0	0
Trystane Martell Prince Doran Martell's son, and heir to Dorne. He is betrothed to Myrcella Baratheon.	#47	0	0	0	0	0
Totals		26	3	6	11	6

Lady Stoneheart - Zombies Hate Fast Food (yattabro221)

Character	Drafted	Total	Kills	Politics	Sex	Deaths
Daario Naharis Leader of the Second Sons, a sellsword company who broke their contract and now sides with Daenerys.	#16	10	0	0	10	0
Stannis Baratheon The eldest brother of King Robert, he is the rightful heir to the Irone Throne.	#17	3	0	3	0	0
Alliser Thorne Formerly the master-of-arms at Castle Black, Thorne now serves as acting Lord Commander of the Night's Watch in the absence of Lord Commander Mormont.	#33	3	0	3	0	0
Tyrion Lannister The third of the Lannister children. After losing his trial for the murder of King Joffrey, he has escaped prison and fled King's Landing.	#1	1	1	0	0	0
Janos Slynt A member of the Night's Watch. Slynt formerly served as Commander of the City Watch, before he was removed from the post and exiled by Tyrion Lannister.	#48	1	0	0	0	1
Qyburn A disgraced former Maester, who was banished from the order for engaging in forbidden experiments. He is recruited by Cersei to assist in various medical facilities.	#49	0	0	0	0	0
Tommen Baratheon The new King of the Seven Kingdoms.	#32	0	0	0	0	0
Selyse Baratheon Lord Stannis Baratheon's wife. She is a strong believer in the new faith of the red priestess Melisandre, who follows the Lord of Light.	#64	0	0	0	0	0
Totals		18	1	6	10	1

Kills

28:30 (+1) Tyrion Lannister:

Tyrion beats a slave trader with the chain from his collar, to prove his worth to the slave trader Yezzan zo Qaggaz. (Major Injury of Unnamed Character)

Political Wins

4:45 (+3) Alliser Thorne:

Jon Snow names Ser Alliser acting commander at Castle Black. (Politics - uncategorized)

10:01 (+3) Theon Greyjoy:

After promising to help Sansa Stark light a signal candle at the top of the broken tower, Reek instead goes directly to Ramsay Bolton to inform him of Sansa's plot. (Politics - uncategorized)

submitted by wpearsal (approved!)

It seemed like Ramsay was a little surprised when Theon showed up, and I had thought Theon just got busted and had to confess at that point. If Theon went straight to Ramsay with the intention of telling him about Sansa's plot though, I agree it would be a betrayal. I'll have to watch the scene again, but how did others interpret the scene? -nyan

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2015 May 26
Ramsay was not dining in the broken tower. They filmed it to make it appear as though Reek was going to the tower, but he wasn't. Nobody uses the tower. The top room is an attic-y thing, remember? That's where Bran caught Jaime and Cersei. So yeah, Reek deliberately betrayed Sansa. -alicehanners

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2015 May 27 moonbaseu92 likes this
Yeah @alicehanners and @wpearsal, you both are right. Totally misinterpreted the scene on my first watching. This will count as a betrayal. -nyan

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2015 May 27
Should he also get points for "betraying" the old lady? Although I'm not sure how he found out who the "friend" of Sansa was. Maybe credit to the show writers for that plot hole. -moonbaseu92

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2015 May 27
The old lady never trusted Reek, so it wouldn't count as a betrayal for her. -nyan

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2015 May 27

18:26 (+3) Stannis Baratheon:

Stannis orders his army to march on through the winter storm, against Ser Davos' counsel.
Davos Seaworth: "It's better to wait for the right time than risk everything."
Stannis: "This is the right time and I will risk everything. Because if I don't, we've lost. We march to victory or we march to defeat. But we go forward. Only forward." (Politics - uncategorized)

Insults Delivered / Funny Lines

52:01 (+3) Cersei Lannister:

Cersei taunts Margaery in the dungeons: "This is horrible. Unacceptable. Are they feeding you enough at least? I brought you this. Venison. It's quite good. I had it myself for supper only last night." (Witty Insult)

58:48 (+3) Cersei Lannister:

to Septa Unella: "Look at me! Look at my face. It's the last thing you'll see before you die." (Threat)

Acts of Intercourse

29:24 (+5) Daario Naharis :

Daario and Daenerys share pillowtalk after a session in her chambers. (Act of Intercourse)

30:04 (+5) Daario Naharis :

As he and Daenerys have post-sex pillow talk, Daario rolls on top of her and mounts her again. (Act of Intercourse)

submitted by angurtheconsumer (approved!)

Deaths

11:30 (+10) Maester Aemon:

Maester Aemon dies of old age. "Egg. I dreamed that I was old." (Death)

+1 for Barristan Selmy, +1 for Janos Slynt

Special

7:41 (+3) Theon Greyjoy:

to Sansa: "I'm not Theon, m'lady. I'm Reek." (Special)

8:39 (+3) Theon Greyjoy:

Sansa: "Promise me, Theon."
Reek: "Reek! My name is Reek." (Special)

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