Jaime Lannister
Game of Stoned
drafted by Michael of House McCormick, first of his name
* +1 point for awkward waves with his metal hand
* +1 point when he uses his metal hand in a combat situation
* +1 point when someone (excl. Cersei) references incest with Cersei or her childrens' bastardy directly to him
* 2x multiplier for sex acts involving incest (first cousin or closer)
Raw Stats
Total | Kills | Politics | Insults | Wine | Sex | Thrones | Deaths | Special | Feels |
---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
33 | 2 | 3 | 6 | 10 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 12 | 0 |
Event Log
Kills
35:33
(+2)
Jaime Lannister:
Jaime catches the sabre of the Dornish rider in his metal hand, allowing him to retrieve his sword and stab him.
(Kill of Unnamed Character)
Political Wins
19:20
(+3)
Jaime Lannister:
Jaime coerces Bronn into his service, marrying off the noblewoman he is betrothed to, Lollys Stokeworth, to another knight, stripping Bronn of his opportunity for a noble title and lands. "Because you're going to come with me and help me with something important. And when we return... I'm going to give you a much better girl, and a much better castle."
(Politics - uncategorized)
Insults Delivered / Funny Lines
36:26
(+3)
Jaime Lannister:
after asking Bronn to bury the bodies of the Dornish riders: "I can't dig very well with one hand. Not at all, really."
(Funny Line)
11:30
(+3)
Jaime Lannister:
Jaime criticizes Myrcella's revealing attire in Doran Martell's court:
Jaime: "What a lovely dress."
Myrcella: "You don't like it?"
Jaime: "You must be cold." (Witty Insult)
Jaime: "What a lovely dress."
Myrcella: "You don't like it?"
Jaime: "You must be cold." (Witty Insult)
Glasses of Wine Consumed
3:49
(+5)
Jaime Lannister:
Jaime takes a swig while below the deck of the merchant vessel that is smuggling him to Dorne.
(Glass of Wine Consumed)
13:00
(+5)
Jaime Lannister:
Jaime drinks after Doran Martell proposes a toast. "Let us drink to Tommen, the First of His Name, King of the Andals and the First Men, Lord of the Seven Kingdoms."
(Glass of Wine Consumed)
Special
15:31
(+3)
Jaime Lannister:
Cersei talks to Jaime about Myrcella. "Then don't call her your daughter. You've never been a father to her."
(Special)
4:10
(+3)
Jaime Lannister:
Jaime: "We're not kidnapping their princess. We're rescuing my niece, bringing her back to her family."
Bronn: "Your niece?" (Special)
Bronn: "Your niece?" (Special)
27:07
(+3)
Jaime Lannister:
Ellaria: "You love her very much, don't you?"
Jaime: "Of course, she's my niece."
Ellaria: "I wasn't talking about her." (Special)
Jaime: "Of course, she's my niece."
Ellaria: "I wasn't talking about her." (Special)
29:07
(+3)
Jaime Lannister:
Jaime is confronted with his incest by his own daughter, Myrcella: "I know. About you and mother. I think a part of me always knew. And I'm glad. I'm glad that you're my father."
(Special)