Michael of House McCormick, first of his name

Game of Stoned

Owner: mmccor4140

5-5, 41 roto pts (#1)
Z-Score: 1.651 (percentile: 95.08%)
Weeks at #1: 1
Categories won: Deaths (34), Special (36)
Best Week: Episode 10: Mother's Mercy (+7 roto points)
Team MVP: Cersei Lannister (picked #3, 142 points, 39.44% of team total)
Longest winstreak: W-1

Roster Stats

Character	Drafted	Total	Kills	Politics	Insults	Wine	Sex	Deaths	Special
Cersei Lannister Queen Regent of the Seven Kingdoms and mother to King Tommen.	#3	142	0	12	36	40	30	0	24
Barristan Selmy The former Lord Commander of the Kingsguard of Robert and Joffrey Baratheon. After being dismissed by King Joffrey, he joins Daenerys to serve as her advisor and Queensguard.	#27	48	30	3	0	0	0	15	0
Tormund Giantsbane A leader of the Wildlings, he is a trusted lieutenant and second-in-command to Mance Rayder, the King Beyond the Wall.	#39	44	26	15	3	0	0	0	0
Bronn A former sellsword, who has risen through the ranks of nobility thanks to his fighting skills and work for the Lannisters. He is arranged to marry Lollys Stokeworth, and eventually inherit a lordship and castle of his own.	#22	43	12	0	21	10	0	0	0
Jaime Lannister The second of the Lannister children, he is Cersei's lover and twin brother, and also the father of her three children. He also serves as Lord Commander of the Kingsguard.	#10	33	2	3	6	10	0	0	12
Brienne of Tarth A skilled fighter and heir to House Tarth. A sworn sword to the late Catelyn Stark, she continues her mission to ensure the safety of the Stark girls.	#15	22	16	0	6	0	0	0	0
Mance Rayder A former member of the Night's Watch, Mance leads a united Wildling army as the King Beyond the Wall. Following the Battle at Castle Black however, his forces were defeated and he was captured by Stannis Baratheon.	#34	19	0	0	0	0	0	19	0
White Walker (Night King) The apparent leader of the White Walkers.	#46	9	0	9	0	0	0	0	0
Totals		360	86	42	72	60	30	34	36

Roster

charId	Character	Special
18	Cersei Lannister Queen Regent of the Seven Kingdoms and mother to King Tommen.	* +1 special point every time she pours wine or requests a glass be poured * +1 point when someone (excl. Jaime) references incest with Jaime or her childrens' bastardy directly to her * 2x multiplier for sex acts involving incest (first cousin or closer)
19	Jaime Lannister The second of the Lannister children, he is Cersei's lover and twin brother, and also the father of her three children. He also serves as Lord Commander of the Kingsguard.	* +1 point for awkward waves with his metal hand * +1 point when he uses his metal hand in a combat situation * +1 point when someone (excl. Cersei) references incest with Cersei or her childrens' bastardy directly to him * 2x multiplier for sex acts involving incest (first cousin or closer)
9	Brienne of Tarth A skilled fighter and heir to House Tarth. A sworn sword to the late Catelyn Stark, she continues her mission to ensure the safety of the Stark girls.	* Scores every time she mentions the "oath" or "vow" she swore to serve the Starks. * Scores every time someone references her size/masculinity/attractiveness.
23	Bronn A former sellsword, who has risen through the ranks of nobility thanks to his fighting skills and work for the Lannisters. He is arranged to marry Lollys Stokeworth, and eventually inherit a lordship and castle of his own.	+1 point when he gives expert critique/advice on fighting strategy
35	Barristan Selmy The former Lord Commander of the Kingsguard of Robert and Joffrey Baratheon. After being dismissed by King Joffrey, he joins Daenerys to serve as her advisor and Queensguard.	+1 point when he makes a suggestion to Daenerys and she ignores it.
66	Mance Rayder A former member of the Night's Watch, Mance leads a united Wildling army as the King Beyond the Wall. Following the Battle at Castle Black however, his forces were defeated and he was captured by Stannis Baratheon.
67	Tormund Giantsbane A leader of the Wildlings, he is a trusted lieutenant and second-in-command to Mance Rayder, the King Beyond the Wall.	* every mention of "killing Crows" * every on-screen second he stares into Brienne's soul (rounded up)
130	White Walker (Night King) The apparent leader of the White Walkers.	* Actions of dragons while dragonriding * Wights or White Walker versions of named chars are counted as followers (unless shown to be re-animated by someone else) * Scenes of Winter arriving anywhere south of the Riverlands (inclusive) * works of White Walker art

Kills

Episode 2: The House of Black and White

11:28 (+2) Brienne of Tarth:

Brienne slices one of Littlefinger's men as she and Podrick escape the inn. (Kill of Unnamed Character)

13:27 (+4) Brienne of Tarth:

Brienne saves Podrick and kills two of Littlefinger's men on horseback, shattering the sword of the second soldier and stabbing him through the throat with her Valyrian sword, Oathkeeper. (Kill of Unnamed Character)

Episode 4: The Sons of the Harpy

31:03 (+2) Bronn:

Bronn kills a snake slithering next to Jaime's head. "Breakfast." (Kill of Unnamed Character)

34:30 (+4) Bronn:

Bronn attacks the Dornish riders, throwing his dagger into the throat of one and stabbing another with his sword. (Kill of Unnamed Character)

34:44 (+2) Bronn:

Bronn cuts down the horse of one of the Dornish riders. (Kill of Unnamed Character)

34:58 (+2) Bronn:

Bronn cuts down the fourth Dornish rider in the background, as Jaime fights with the third. (Kill of Unnamed Character)

35:33 (+2) Jaime Lannister:

Jaime catches the sabre of the Dornish rider in his metal hand, allowing him to retrieve his sword and stab him. (Kill of Unnamed Character)

47:48 (+30) Barristan Selmy:

Barristan arrives to the scene of the Unsullied ambush. He cuts down 15 of the Sons of the Harpy in an attempt to save Grey Worm, but is eventually cut down by the mob.
1. Slashed across the back as Barristan arrives
2. Slashed across the stomach as the mob engages
3. Slashed across the side after his first strike is parried
4. Held in place by Barristan to receive a stab from a fellow Son of the Harpy
5. Slashed across the chest
6. Sliced through the stomach
7. Sliced across the back
8. Stabbed through the stomach
9. Beheaded from behind
10. Slashed through with an uppercut swing
11. Stabbed through the stomach
12. Slashes across the stomach
13. Slashes after stabbing Barristan's leg
14. Stabbed through while Barristan is kneeling on the ground
15. Stabbed simultaneously while another stabs Barristan through the stomach (mostly obscured behind the surviving fighter) (Kill of Unnamed Character)

There's a lot of speculation on this - Barristan is definitely injured but may still survive. Death points (if any) will be counted in the episode where death is confirmed. -nyan

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2015 May 5
I think #4 may be somewhat debatable - assists don't count, and Barristan simply held the Harpy in place while he was stabbed by the other. Arguably though, Barristan knew the stab was coming, and he positioned the Harpy in the way to receive it. I went with that interpretation and credited Barristan with the kill. -nyan

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2015 May 5 alicehanners likes this
In the preview for episode 5, there's a shot of Dany standing over Barristan's body and I'm 100% sure he's dead -cfitzgerald

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2015 May 7
See event/1525 for more discussion.
While the previews may give a hint, I don't think they're authoritative - e.g. if there's a scene showing Barristan's funeral, it may come from later in the episode and Barristan actually gets an opening scene with a few last words to Daenerys before dying. Also since some viewers don't watch them, it would introduce some spoilers to include information from the previews in the scoring. -nyan

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2015 May 7

Episode 6: Unbowed, Unbent, Unbroken

32:58 (+2) Bronn:

Bronn knocks out Trystane Martell after he reaches for his sword. (Minor Injury of Named Character)

Episode 8: Hardhome

33:05 (+10) Tormund Giantsbane:

After he is insulted by the Lord of Bones, Tormund steals his club and smashes in the Lord of Bones' skull with it. (Kill of Named Character)

48:00 (+2) Tormund Giantsbane:

Tormund cuts down a wight. (Kill of Unnamed Character)

49:01 (+2) Tormund Giantsbane:

Tormund slices down another wight as Jon makes a run for the main Wildling hut where the dragonglass daggers were left. (Kill of Unnamed Character)

52:21 (+6) Tormund Giantsbane:

Tormund cuts down a wildling, stabs another through the back of the head, and stabs another through the neck. (Kill of Unnamed Character)

53:59 (+4) Tormund Giantsbane:

Tormund headbutts a wight, then throws his sword into the stomach of another that charges at him. (Kill of Unnamed Character)

54:28 (+2) Tormund Giantsbane:

Tormund cuts down a wight as he, Jon Snow, and Edd make a run for the dock. (Kill of Unnamed Character)

Episode 10: Mother's Mercy

16:11 (+10) Brienne of Tarth:

Brienne executes Stannis Baratheon to avenge Renly's murder. "In the name of Renly of House Baratheon, First of His Name, rightful King of the Andals and the First Men... I, Brienne of Tarth, sentence you to die." (Kill of Named Character)

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Hmm... 3 likes so far. Originally I thought this was a somewhat ambiguous death, but I'm more certain she went through with it on a rewatch. -nyan

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2015 Jun 16
I'm not convinced that she killed him. Anyway, hasn't the convention been to delay awarding points until we have on-screen confirmation of a death (e.g. Barristan bled out at the end of one episode, but wasn't counted as a death until the following one when we see his body)? -elaine

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2015 Jun 16
@elaine, the pure scorekeeper in me doesn't like this as much either, but I'll end up recording the Kill and Death points based on it being highly likely that it happened. Pragmatically there is more riding on this death than Barristan's, because his potential death would just be recorded in the subsequent episode, which isn't a possibility here. Ultimately I think more players will be happier with the points recorded. -nyan

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2015 Jun 30

Political Wins

Episode 2: The House of Black and White

19:20 (+3) Jaime Lannister:

Jaime coerces Bronn into his service, marrying off the noblewoman he is betrothed to, Lollys Stokeworth, to another knight, stripping Bronn of his opportunity for a noble title and lands. "Because you're going to come with me and help me with something important. And when we return... I'm going to give you a much better girl, and a much better castle." (Politics - uncategorized)

25:41 (+3) Barristan Selmy:

Barristan convinces Daenerys to give the Son of the Harpy a fair trial instead of executing him immediately. "Your Grace... I served in [Mad King Aerys'] Kingsguard. I was at his side from the first. Your enemies did not lie." (Politics - uncategorized)

31:17 (+3) Cersei Lannister:

Cersei stacks the Small Council in her favor, appointing the loyal Mace Tyrell as Master of Coin and Qyburn as Master of Whisperers, over the protests of Grand Maester Pycelle and Kevan Lannister.
Grand Maester Pycelle: "Your Grace... him? This- this man (Qyburn)? This... embarrassment to the Citadel? ... what qualifications can he possibly have for this post?"
Cersei: "The qualification of loyalty, Grand Maester. That's far more than the eunuch ever had." (Politics - uncategorized)

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Episode 3: The High Sparrow

46:18 (+3) Cersei Lannister:

Cersei has the High Septon imprisoned. "The High Septon's behavior was corrosive, as was his attitude. Having a man like that reside in the Sept eats away the Faith from the inside. So now he resides in the Red Keep's dungeons instead." (Politics - uncategorized)

Episode 4: The Sons of the Harpy

13:00 (+3) Cersei Lannister:

Cersei betrays the Tyrells, exposing Ser Loras' homosexuality to the High Sparrow and causing him to be arrested. (Politics - uncategorized)

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15 more comments - see full thread

@moonbaseu92 @wpearsal, the High Septon one is already added - event/1443. -nyan

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2015 May 9
Yeah, these are good arguments for how to fit it in.

1. Betrayal of the Tyrells - it's kind of an indirectly achieved betrayal because she's just supporting the Faith, which so far no one (not Tommen or Margaery) is disagreeing with. But she achieved the same effect, and had the intention all along. I'll probably add it under this.

2. High Sparrow as a Follower is very interesting too. Normally I'd say that a simple position is not enough to be a follower, especially when that position has lots of independent power on its own (e.g. like any of the Small Council). I also have a hunch that the High Sparrow is not as in line with Cersei as she thinks (and she won't be able to control him later on). But I agree that his actions this episode are very much in line with a basic crony/henchmen.

2. Not sure I'd call it a secret - as Loras says, "everyone already knows". This might actually count for the High Sparrow though, because apparently he had no idea.

3. Don't think the changed mind applies because the Sparrow wasn't against imprisoning Loras - he just got new information and agreed that capturing him was the right thing to do.

3. I think in a regular Political move, Loras would be officially her prisoner. But she can't officially betray them so she sidesteps it and has the Sparrow do so.

4. I'd agree with overruling Tommen, but she was very sly about it. She didn't refuse to release him, she just said that she wasn't able to do anything about it. -nyan

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2015 May 9
Oh yeah I see the credit for imprisoning the high septon now. Sorry. -wpearsal

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2015 May 10

Episode 5: Kill the Boy

12:42 (+3) Tormund Giantsbane:

Tormund convinces Jon to mobilize the Night's Watch (and Jon himself) to accompany him on the mission to Hardhome, "They need to hear it from you. They need to know the ships they are boarding wot be torched in the middle of the sea. You come with me or I don't go." (Politics - uncategorized)

submitted by moonbaseu92 (approved!)

"Convincing: A character can only "change minds" after they had initially decided in the opposite decision.
Work-in-progress on the definition of "major" decision. Decisions are considered major if:
They mobilize an armed force. Precedents: Ned Stark ordering Beric Dondarrion to arrest the Mountain."
-moonbaseu92

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2015 May 27
hmm that's a fair point on Tormund's part (just to convince Jon). I may argue that Jon also deserves a point for convincing Tormund to go on this mission in the first place. Question though - did any of the Night's Watch actually come along on the journey? Or was it just Jon and a group of Wildlings? -nyan

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2015 May 27
Yes, there were at least 2 Brother's riding off with Jon and Tormund. D Edd among them. -moonbaseu92

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2015 May 28
Added this in... back in E5 when Tormund initially did the convincing. -nyan

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2015 Jun 1

Episode 6: Unbowed, Unbent, Unbroken

43:05 (+3) Cersei Lannister:

Cersei's betrayal of the Tyrells is realized further, as her manipulation of the Faith's inquest lands both Ser Loras and Margaery Tyrell in prison after she assures Olenna Tyrell that the High Sparrow's inquest would be merely a formality. (Politics - uncategorized)

Episode 8: Hardhome

36:14 (+3) Tormund Giantsbane:

Tormund convinces the Wildlings to not kill Jon Snow for killing Mance. "None of you saw Mance die. I did. The southern king who broke our army, Stannis, wanted to burn him alive to send us a message. Jon Snow defied that cunt's orders. His arrow was mercy." (Politics - uncategorized)

38:45 (+3) Tormund Giantsbane:

Tormund convinces the Wildlings to accept Jon Snow's invitation and depart Hardhome to head south of the Wall.
Karsi: "I'll never trust a man in black. But I trust you, Tormund. If you say this is the way, we're with you."
Tormund: "This is the way." (Politics - uncategorized)

39:07 (+6) Tormund Giantsbane:

Karsi and the Giant Wun Weg Wun Dar Wun agree to follow Tormund south of the Wall. (Politics - uncategorized)

57:51 (+3) White Walker (Night King):

The White Walker King raises Karsi from the dead, re-animating her as a wight. (Politics - uncategorized)

58:27 (+3) White Walker (Night King):

The White Walker King and its horde of wights wins the Battle of Hardhome. (Politics - uncategorized)

58:27 (+3) White Walker (Night King):

The White Walker King captures the Wildling settlement of Hardhome. (Politics - uncategorized)

Insults Delivered / Funny Lines

Episode 1: The Wars to Come

9:50 (+3) Cersei Lannister:

to the fortune teller, Maggy: "Tell me my future, or I'll have your two boring eyes gouged out of your head." (Threat)

10:34 (+3) Cersei Lannister:

Cersei inherit's Tywin's family lecture abilities.
to Jaime: "Tyrion may be a monster, but at least he killed our father on purpose. You killed him by mistake, with stupidity." (Witty Insult)

27:18 (+3) Brienne of Tarth:

to Podrick: "I don't care. I'm not your mother." (Witty Insult)

submitted by nyan (approved!)

30:51 (+3) Cersei Lannister:

Lancel: "I led you into the darkness."
Cersei: "I doubt you've ever led anyone anywhere." (Witty Insult)

Episode 2: The House of Black and White

16:01 (+3) Cersei Lannister:

Jaime: "I'm going to make this better.
Cersei: "You've never made anything better." (Witty Insult)

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Episode 3: The High Sparrow

9:33 (+3) Cersei Lannister:

Cersei with a jab to Margaery while talking to Tommen: "She's certainly very pretty, isn't she? Like a doll. She smiles quite a lot. Do you think she's intelligent? I can't quite tell, not that it matters." (Witty Insult)

submitted by wpearsal (approved!)

22:51 (+3) Brienne of Tarth:

Pod asks about Renly's rumored sexuality.
Pod: "But...wasn't he ... Lord Tyrion said he was..."
Brienne: "Yes, Pod, he liked men. I'm not an idiot." (Funny Line)

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Episode 4: The Sons of the Harpy

3:52 (+3) Bronn:

"There's nothing like a good fight to get you in the mood for fucking. And there's nothing like a fuck-mad Dornish girl to clear your head for the next fight." (Funny Line)

7:11 (+3) Cersei Lannister:

After Cersei sends Lord Mace Tyrell away to Braavos to negotiate with the Iron Bank:
Grand Maester Pycelle "The small council getting smaller and smaller..."
Cersei "Not small enough." (Threat)

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33:40 (+3) Bronn:

Dornish Rider: "You're from King's Landing."
Bronn: "Accent gave me away? Flea Bottom, whelped and whipped." (Funny Line)

34:46 (+3) Bronn:

to Jaime, after knocking one of the Dornish riders off his horse: "That one should be slow enough." (Funny Line)

36:26 (+3) Jaime Lannister:

after asking Bronn to bury the bodies of the Dornish riders: "I can't dig very well with one hand. Not at all, really." (Funny Line)

Episode 6: Unbowed, Unbent, Unbroken

27:45 (+3) Cersei Lannister:

Petyr Baelish: "Surely your uncle Kevan could muster a force."
Cersei: "My uncle Kevan has all the courage of a kitchen mouse." (Witty Insult)

30:58 (+3) Bronn:

Bronn: "And once we've got the princess, then what?"
Jaime: "I like to improvise."
Bronn: "That explains the golden hand." (Witty Insult)

36:37 (+3) Cersei Lannister:

to Olenna Tyrell: "Ah, yes. The famously tart-tongued Queen of Thorns." (Witty Insult)

37:53 (+3) Cersei Lannister:

Olenna Tyrell: "He understood that sometimes we must work with our rivals rather than destroy them."
Cersei: "House Lannister has no rival." (Threat)

Episode 7: The Gift

40:02 (+3) Bronn:

Bronn gives a rendition of "The Dornishman's Wife" as he is locked in a cell opposite from the Sand Snakes'. (Funny Line)

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40:44 (+3) Bronn:

Bronn: "Dornish women are the most beautiful women in the world."
Tyene Sand: "Thank you."
Bronn: "I said Dornish women. I didn't say you." (Witty Insult)

52:01 (+3) Cersei Lannister:

Cersei taunts Margaery in the dungeons: "This is horrible. Unacceptable. Are they feeding you enough at least? I brought you this. Venison. It's quite good. I had it myself for supper only last night." (Witty Insult)

58:48 (+3) Cersei Lannister:

to Septa Unella: "Look at me! Look at my face. It's the last thing you'll see before you die." (Threat)

Episode 8: Hardhome

26:22 (+3) Cersei Lannister:

to Septa Unella: "I can make sure you die in the most hideous way imaginable. And all I do is sit here imaginging hideous ways for you to die." (Threat)

36:50 (+3) Tormund Giantsbane:

on Jon Snow: "He's prettier than both my daughters, but he knows how to fight." (Witty Insult)

Episode 9: The Dance of Dragons

11:30 (+3) Jaime Lannister:

Jaime criticizes Myrcella's revealing attire in Doran Martell's court:
Jaime: "What a lovely dress."
Myrcella: "You don't like it?"
Jaime: "You must be cold." (Witty Insult)

16:43 (+3) Bronn:

Jaime Lannister: "Prince Trystane here is a man of mercy. He's agreed to grant you your freedom."
Bronn: "I'm glad to hear it. Pie looks good." (Funny Line)

Glasses of Wine Consumed

Episode 1: The Wars to Come

28:54 (+10) Cersei Lannister:

Cersei drinks at the start of Tywin Lannister's wake, as she listens to Loras drone on about Tywin's "force to be reckoned with." (Glass of Wine Consumed)

31:50 (+10) Cersei Lannister:

Cersei's second glass of wine while listening to Lancel's attempt to convert her to religion. (Glass of Wine Consumed)

Episode 4: The Sons of the Harpy

3:49 (+5) Jaime Lannister:

Jaime takes a swig while below the deck of the merchant vessel that is smuggling him to Dorne. (Glass of Wine Consumed)

4:22 (+5) Bronn:

Bronn drinks while below deck of the merchant ship smuggling him and Jaime into Dorne. (Glass of Wine Consumed)

Episode 6: Unbowed, Unbent, Unbroken

26:24 (+10) Cersei Lannister:

Cersei drinks while talking with Lord Petyr Baelish. (Glass of Wine Consumed)

Episode 7: The Gift

44:18 (+5) Bronn:

Bronn drinks the vial of antidote from Tyene. (Glass of Wine Consumed)

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Episode 8: Hardhome

26:57 (+10) Cersei Lannister:

Cersei slurps up the probably alcoholic liquid that Septa Unella spills on the dungeon floor. (Glass of Wine Consumed)

Suck it Fabio -will.correa29

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2015 Jun 2 patrick.f.reeves likes this
Didnt she take multiple drinks? Shouldnt this be multiplied? -patrick.f.reeves

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2015 Jun 2
Usually it's "per container", with the counter only resetting when it's refilled. Ser Dontos in S2, for example, had a whole barrel poured down his throat but it was only counted as 1. Unfortunately it'd be too subjective to attempt "measuring" how much wine was drunken. -nyan

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2015 Jun 2

Episode 9: The Dance of Dragons

13:00 (+5) Jaime Lannister:

Jaime drinks after Doran Martell proposes a toast. "Let us drink to Tommen, the First of His Name, King of the Andals and the First Men, Lord of the Seven Kingdoms." (Glass of Wine Consumed)

Acts of Intercourse

Episode 10: Mother's Mercy

38:04 (+15) Cersei Lannister:

Cersei is stripped naked and washed by the septas in the dungeons of Baelor's Sept. (Act of Intercourse)

45:00 (+15) Cersei Lannister:

Cersei is stripped for her walk of atonement through the streets of King's Landing. (Act of Intercourse)

Deaths

Episode 1: The Wars to Come

52:55 (+10) Mance Rayder:

Mance stands on a burning pyre after he refuses to bend the knee to Stannis Baratheon. He is mercy killed with an arrow through the heart by Jon Snow. (Death)

Episode 2: The House of Black and White

+1 for Mance Rayder

Episode 3: The High Sparrow

+1 for Mance Rayder

Episode 4: The Sons of the Harpy

+1 for Mance Rayder

Episode 5: Kill the Boy

2:14 (+10) Barristan Selmy:

Barristan's body lies in Daenery's throneroom after he was cut down by the Sons of the Harpy. (Death)

+1 for Mance Rayder

Episode 6: Unbowed, Unbent, Unbroken

+1 for Barristan Selmy, +1 for Mance Rayder

Episode 7: The Gift

+1 for Barristan Selmy, +1 for Mance Rayder

Episode 8: Hardhome

+1 for Barristan Selmy, +1 for Mance Rayder

Episode 9: The Dance of Dragons

+1 for Barristan Selmy, +1 for Mance Rayder

Episode 10: Mother's Mercy

+1 for Barristan Selmy, +1 for Mance Rayder

Special

Episode 2: The House of Black and White

15:28 (+3) Cersei Lannister:

Jaime talks to Cersei about Myrcella. "The world can't know she's our daughter." (Special)

15:31 (+3) Jaime Lannister:

Cersei talks to Jaime about Myrcella. "Then don't call her your daughter. You've never been a father to her." (Special)

Cersei and Jamie both mention their bastard children twice?
-mmccor4140

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2015 Apr 23 wpearsal likes this
It's a little fuzzy - the bastardy mentions were grouped into the same conversation, but I can see a case for counting the lines as separate mentions. Other thoughts? -nyan

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2015 Apr 23
Is there an historical precedent for it? I feel like Sam made multiple, similar jokes about Janos Slynt too, but wasn't sure if they should all count? -wpearsal

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2015 Apr 23

Episode 4: The Sons of the Harpy

4:10 (+3) Jaime Lannister:

Jaime: "We're not kidnapping their princess. We're rescuing my niece, bringing her back to her family."
Bronn: "Your niece?" (Special)

Should this be an insult/funny line for Bronn? -lsherman17

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2015 May 5
Shouldn't Jamie get Special points for this? '1 point when someone references incest with Cersei or her childrens' bastardy directly to him' -moonbaseu92

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2015 May 5
Shouldn't Jamie get Special points for this? '1 point when someone references incest with Cersei or her childrens' bastardy directly to him' -moonbaseu92

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2015 May 5
@moonbaseu92 slightly confused - this is Jaime getting the Special points for this line -nyan

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2015 May 5
Why are Jaime's kills being counted as 2 points? -vitalik

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2015 May 5
Either I wasn't paying attention or this way before it was counting as Jamie's Special -moonbaseu92

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2015 May 5

Episode 6: Unbowed, Unbent, Unbroken

25:16 (+3) Cersei Lannister:

Lord Baelish makes a sly reference to Cersei's incest.
Cersei: "I'm the insulted party, Lord Baelish. Ser Loras was promised to me, instead he chose the company of boys."
Petyr: "One's choice of companion is a most curious thing." (Special)

Episode 9: The Dance of Dragons

27:07 (+3) Jaime Lannister:

Ellaria: "You love her very much, don't you?"
Jaime: "Of course, she's my niece."
Ellaria: "I wasn't talking about her." (Special)

Episode 10: Mother's Mercy

0:00 (+3) Cersei Lannister:

The High Septon confronts Cersei with the charges of her incest: "There are those that say your children were not fathered by King Robert, that they are bastards born of incest and adultery." (Special)

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29:07 (+3) Jaime Lannister:

Jaime is confronted with his incest by his own daughter, Myrcella: "I know. About you and mother. I think a part of me always knew. And I'm glad. I'm glad that you're my father." (Special)

49:25 (+15) Cersei Lannister:

Members of the crowd insult Cersei with references of her incest, as she performs her walk of atonement through the streets of King's Landing.
49:25: A man yells: "Bitch! Brother fucker!"
49:48: Indistinctly from the crowd: "Brother fucker!"
50:10: A man exposes himself and exclaims: "I'm a Lannister. Suck me off!"
50:51: A women yells on the stairs before being bludgeoned by a Sparrow: "Brother fucker!"
52:07: A man yells just before Cersei reaches the Red Keep's gates: "Brother fucker!" (Special)

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