Game of Stoned (GoT: Season 5)
Season Finished!
Winner: poopinglass (angurtheconsumer)
8-2, 25 roto pts (#6)
Z-Score:
-1.13 (percentile: 12.92%)
Weeks at #1: 9
Categories won:
Best Week:
Episode 2: The House of Black and White
(+3 roto points)
Team MVP:
Daenerys Targaryen
(picked #1,
99 points,
46.05% of team total)
Longest winstreak: W-8
Stat Leaders (Full char list) (Transactions)
| Kills | Points |
|---|---|
|
Wun Weg Wun Dar Wun (undrafted)
|
60 |
| 50 | |
| 36 | |
| 35 | |
| 30 |
| Acts of Intercourse | Points |
|---|---|
| (+30) 30 | |
| 20 | |
| 15 | |
|
Myranda (undrafted)
|
15 |
| 10 |
| Deaths | Points |
|---|---|
| (+1) 19 | |
|
White Rat (undrafted)
|
(+1) 19 |
|
Mossador (undrafted)
|
(+1) 18 |
|
Janos Slynt (undrafted)
|
(+1) 17 |
| (+1) 15 |
Recent Events (Full Log)
Episode 10: Mother's Mercy
Kills
0:00
(+2)
Meryn Trant:
Meryn whips the third girl (later found to be Arya Stark) in the Braavosi brothel, striking her so hard that he breaks his stick. "I can see I have my work cut out for me."
(Minor Injury of Named Character)
3:49
(+10)
Selyse Baratheon:
Selyse hangs herself after she is devastated by the sacrificial burning of her daughter Shireen.
(Kill of Named Character)
14:07
(+4)
Stannis Baratheon:
Stannis kills two Bolton soldiers who attempt to finish him off in the woods outside Winterfell.
(Kill of Unnamed Character)
16:11
(+10)
Brienne of Tarth:
Brienne executes Stannis Baratheon to avenge Renly's murder. "In the name of Renly of House Baratheon, First of His Name, rightful King of the Andals and the First Men... I, Brienne of Tarth, sentence you to die."
(Kill of Named Character)
submitted by nyan (approved!)
16:12
(+2)
Ramsay Bolton:
Ramsay stabs through the remaining Baratheon soldier as he mops up the wounded soldiers on the battlefield near Winterfell. "Looks like we're done here."
(Kill of Unnamed Character)
16:43
(+2)
Ramsay Bolton:
Ramsay stabs the back of a crawling Baratheon soldier as he mops up the battlefield outside Winterfell.
Baratheon soldier: "I surrender! I surrender!"
Ramsay: "And I accept your surrender." (Kill of Unnamed Character)
Baratheon soldier: "I surrender! I surrender!"
Ramsay: "And I accept your surrender." (Kill of Unnamed Character)
18:43
(+10)
Theon Greyjoy:
Theon breaks and throws Myranda from the top of the Winterfell walls onto the ground below, saving Sansa Stark.
(Kill of Named Character)
20:03
(+2)
Meryn Trant:
Meryn Trant whips two young girls in the brothel of Braavos with a stick.
(Major Injury of Unnamed Character)
22:44
(+10)
Arya Stark:
Arya brutally stabs Merynt Trant in a Braavosi brothel, before slitting his throat in revenge for the death of Syrio Forel. "I've gotten a few of the others (on her hitlist). The Many-Faced God stole a few more from me. But I'm glad he left me you."
(Kill of Named Character)
24:09
(+10)
Jaqen H'ghar:
Jaqen commits suicide to balance out Arya's killing of Meryn Trant. "A girl stole from the Many-Faced God. Now a debt is owed. Only death can pay for life."
(Kill of Named Character)
30:00
(+5)
Ellaria Sand:
Ellaria mortally poisons herself with a substance on her lips, which she uses to assassinate Myrcella Baratheon.
(Major Injury of Named Character)
submitted by nyan (approved!)
30:31
(+10)
Ellaria Sand:
Ellaria assassinates Myrcella Baratheon with a kiss from her lips coated with poison. After Myrcella's boat leaves, she takes an antidote from Tyene to cure herself.
(Kill of Named Character)
56:31
(+5)
Alliser Thorne:
Alliser stabs Jon Snow in the stomach as he and the rest of the Night's Watch assassinate him for aiding the Wildlings. "For the Watch."
(Major Injury of Named Character)
Political Wins
7:35
(+3)
Samwell Tarly:
Sam convinces Jon Snow to send him and Gilly to Oldtown so that Sam can train to be the next Maester for the Night's Watch. "If Gilly stays here, then she'll die. And the baby that she named after me will die. And I'll end up dying, too, trying to protect them. Which means that the last thing that I'll see in this world will be the look in her eyes when I fail them."
(Politics - uncategorized)
16:12
(+3)
Ramsay Bolton:
Ramsay Bolton handily defeats the broken and dispirited forces of Stannis Baratheon in the battle outside Winterfell. "Looks like we're done here."
(Politics - uncategorized)
18:40
(+3)
Theon Greyjoy:
Theon finally breaks and betrays the Boltons, saving Sansa Stark from one of Myranda's arrows before throwing Myranda off the walls of Winterfell.
(Politics - uncategorized)
28:42
(+3)
Myrcella Baratheon:
Myrcella figures out the secret of her parentage before Jaime can tell her. "I know... about you and mother. I think a part of me always knew. And I'm glad. I'm glad that you're my father."
(Politics - uncategorized)
submitted by coconnor723 (approved!)
30:31
(+3)
Ellaria Sand:
Ellaria betrays the trust of Doran Martell by assassinating Myrcella Baratheon after swearing not to harm th girl.
(Politics - uncategorized)
34:50
(+3)
Daario Naharis :
Daario directs traffic in Meereen in the absence of Daenerys, ordering Tyrion, Grey Worm, and Missandei to manage the city while he and Jorah venture out in search of Daenerys. "Good fortune, my friends. Meereen is ancient and glorious. Try not to ruin her."
(Politics - uncategorized)
47:15
(+3)
High Sparrow:
The High Sparrow publicly announces the sins of Cersei Lannister to the people of King's Landing. "She has committed the acts of falsehood and fornication. She has confessed her sins and begged for forgiveness... She comes before you with a solemn heart, shorn of secrets, naked before the eyes of gods and men, to make her walk of atonement."
(Politics - uncategorized)
The Mountain, rehabilitated by Qyburn, is made a member of the Kingsguard.
(Politics - uncategorized)
53:25
(+3)
Tommen Baratheon:
Tommen gains a new member to his Kingsguard in the Mountain, who has been rehabilitated by Qyburn.
(Politics - uncategorized)
56:31
(+3)
Alliser Thorne:
Jon Snow is betrayed by Ser Alliser for helping to aid the Wildlings. "For the Watch."
(Politics - uncategorized)
Insults Delivered / Funny Lines
7:46
(+3)
Samwell Tarly:
Jon Snow: "You know that the Citadel will make you swear off women, too."
Samwell: "Oh, they'll bloody try." (Funny Line)
Samwell: "Oh, they'll bloody try." (Funny Line)
Jon: "You had just been beaten half to death. How did you...?"
Sam: "Oh, very carefully."
Jon: "I'm glad the end of the world's working out well for someone." (Funny Line)
Sam: "Oh, very carefully."
Jon: "I'm glad the end of the world's working out well for someone." (Funny Line)
to Sansa Stark: "You can't die... Ramsay needs you. Though I suppose he doesn't need all of you. Just the parts he'll use to make his heir, until you've given him a boy or two and he's finished using them. Then he's got incredible plans for those parts."
(Threat)
31:34
(+3)
Daario Naharis :
to Jorah, on Tyrion: "Does he always talk so much?"
Jorah: *nods* (Funny Line)
Jorah: *nods* (Funny Line)
33:05
(+3)
Jorah Mormont:
Tyrion: "Fine, fine. I suppose he can join us. Just as long as he promises not to kill me in my sleep."
Jorah: "If I ever kill you, your eyes will be wide open." (Threat)
Jorah: "If I ever kill you, your eyes will be wide open." (Threat)
33:34
(+3)
Daario Naharis :
Daario: "Have you ever tracked animals in the wilderness?"
Tyrion: "Not precisely, but I have other skills that would be useful."
Daario: "Can you fight?"
Tyrion: "I have fought. I don't claim to be a great warrior."
Daario: "Are you good on a horse?"
Tyrion: "Middling."
Daario: "So mainly you talk." (Witty Insult)
Tyrion: "Not precisely, but I have other skills that would be useful."
Daario: "Can you fight?"
Tyrion: "I have fought. I don't claim to be a great warrior."
Daario: "Are you good on a horse?"
Tyrion: "Middling."
Daario: "So mainly you talk." (Witty Insult)
33:36
(+3)
Tyrion Lannister:
Daario: "So mainly you talk."
Tyrion: "And drink. I've survived so far." (Witty Insult)
Tyrion: "And drink. I've survived so far." (Witty Insult)
34:08
(+3)
Daario Naharis :
on Grey Worm: "He is. He's the toughest man with no balls I ever met."
(Witty Insult)
48:14
(+3)
Septa Unella:
to Cersei Lannister: "Shame. Shame. Shame." *ding ding ding* (84x "shames")
(Witty Insult)
Glasses of Wine Consumed
Jon and Sam toast to Sam's journey to Oldtown to become a Maester. "To your return."
(Glass of Wine Consumed)
8:23
(+5)
Samwell Tarly:
Jon and Sam toast to Sam's journey to Oldtown to become a Maester. "To your return."
(Glass of Wine Consumed)
24:09
(+5)
Jaqen H'ghar:
Jaqen drinks a glass of the poisoned liquid in the House of Black and White.
(Glass of Wine Consumed)
30:30
(+5)
Ellaria Sand:
Ellaria drinks the vial of antidote from Tyene.
(Glass of Wine Consumed)
submitted by nyan (approved!)
Acts of Intercourse
38:04
(+15)
Cersei Lannister:
Cersei is stripped naked and washed by the septas in the dungeons of Baelor's Sept.
(Act of Intercourse)
45:00
(+15)
Cersei Lannister:
Cersei is stripped for her walk of atonement through the streets of King's Landing.
(Act of Intercourse)
Deaths
3:49
(+10)
Selyse Baratheon:
Selyse hangs herself after she is devastated by the sacrificial burning of her daughter Shireen.
(Death)
16:11
(+10)
Stannis Baratheon:
The strong implication is that he was, in fact killed at the hands of Brienne of Tarth. I realize it wasn't technically on-screen and could be considered to be ambiguous, but we never saw Syrio Forel's death or the Hound's death, but the understanding is that they are dead as well. And if at the start of the next season, it turns out that he did, in fact, die, it'll be a little late to go back and add the points. Would the points be given to whoever has him at the beginning of next season, then?
(Death)
submitted by cfitzgerald (approved!)
After threatening Sansa Stark with her bow, Myranda is thrown off the walls of Winterfell by Theon. She plunges to her death onto the ground below.
(Death)
22:44
(+10)
Meryn Trant:
Meryn Trant is brutally stabbed and killed in a Braavosi brothel by Arya Stark, disguised as a young prostitute.
(Death)
24:15
(+10)
Jaqen H'ghar:
Jaqen commits suicide to balance out Arya's killing of Meryn Trant. "A girl stole from the Many-Faced God. Now a debt is owed. Only death can pay for life."
(Death)
29:49
(+10)
Myrcella Baratheon:
Myrcella begins bleeding from the nose, and she dies in Jaime's arms aboard the ship bound for King's Landing.
(Death)
Jon Snow is stabbed by a band of Night's Watch mutineers, receiving the final fatal blow from his steward, Olly.
(Death)
+1 for Barristan Selmy, +1 for Maester Aemon, +1 for Shireen Baratheon, +1 for Mance Rayder, +1 for Hizdahr zo Loraq, +1 for Janos Slynt, +1 for White Walker (Samurai, formerly mislabeled Hobo), +1 for The Lord of Bones (Rattleshirt), +1 for Loboda, +1 for White Rat, +1 for Mossador, +1 for Karsi
Special
0:00
(+3)
Cersei Lannister:
The High Septon confronts Cersei with the charges of her incest: "There are those that say your children were not fathered by King Robert, that they are bastards born of incest and adultery."
(Special)
submitted by wpearsal (approved!)
29:07
(+3)
Jaime Lannister:
Jaime is confronted with his incest by his own daughter, Myrcella: "I know. About you and mother. I think a part of me always knew. And I'm glad. I'm glad that you're my father."
(Special)
Missandei's line in Valyrian: "It's true. And I would be dead if not for the... little man."
(Special)
submitted by coconnor723 (approved!)
Tyrion: "I suppose there's no point asking how you found me."
Varys: "The birds sing in the west, the birds sing in the east, if one knows how to listen. They tell me you've already found favor with the Mother of Dragons." (Special)
Varys: "The birds sing in the west, the birds sing in the east, if one knows how to listen. They tell me you've already found favor with the Mother of Dragons." (Special)
49:25
(+15)
Cersei Lannister:
Members of the crowd insult Cersei with references of her incest, as she performs her walk of atonement through the streets of King's Landing.
49:25: A man yells: "Bitch! Brother fucker!"
49:48: Indistinctly from the crowd: "Brother fucker!"
50:10: A man exposes himself and exclaims: "I'm a Lannister. Suck me off!"
50:51: A women yells on the stairs before being bludgeoned by a Sparrow: "Brother fucker!"
52:07: A man yells just before Cersei reaches the Red Keep's gates: "Brother fucker!" (Special)
49:25: A man yells: "Bitch! Brother fucker!"
49:48: Indistinctly from the crowd: "Brother fucker!"
50:10: A man exposes himself and exclaims: "I'm a Lannister. Suck me off!"
50:51: A women yells on the stairs before being bludgeoned by a Sparrow: "Brother fucker!"
52:07: A man yells just before Cersei reaches the Red Keep's gates: "Brother fucker!" (Special)
submitted by coconnor723 (approved!)
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