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Game of Stoned
Owner: angurtheconsumer
8-2, 25 roto pts (#6)
Z-Score:
-1.13 (percentile: 12.92%)
Weeks at #1: 9
Categories won:
Best Week:
Episode 2: The House of Black and White
(+3 roto points)
Team MVP:
Daenerys Targaryen
(picked #1,
99 points,
46.05% of team total)
Longest winstreak: W-8
Roster Stats
Roster
| charId | Character | Special |
|---|---|---|
| 31 |
Daenerys Targaryen
The last royal member of the Targaryen dynasty, Daenerys seeks to return home and reclaim the Iron Throne. With her three dragons and an army on Unsullied warriors, she has conquered several slave cities and rules over the city of Meereen.
|
* Announcing her titles: "Mother of Dragons", "Breaker of Chains", etc. (min. of 2 titles) |
| 5 |
Sansa Stark
The second eldest Stark child. Though currently married to Tyrion Lannister, she has been smuggled into the Vale by Littlefinger, where she poses as his niece, Alayne Stone.
|
* Lady's actions contribute to her points. * +1 point in every scene she cries |
| 57 |
Margaery Tyrell
The daughter of Mace Tyrell, head of House Tyrell. Betrothed to King Tommen, she is the queen-to-be and active in the politics of King's Landing.
|
+1 point every time she interlocks arms with someone while walking. |
| 27 |
Podrick Payne
A squire who serves Tyrion Lannister.
|
+1 point for failed attempts at basic tasks. +1 point for surprising people with how good he is at a task |
| 38 |
Grey Worm
The leader of the Unsullied - a highly-trained army of slaves freed by Daenerys.
|
* +1 for every 3-syllable word uttered in the Common Tongue (Westerosi English), not counting proper nouns (Daenerys, Unsullied, etc.) * Receives standard sex points for making it to first base |
| 84 |
Robin Arryn
The young, sickly son of Jon Arryn and Lysa Tully. He is Lord of the Vale, although Petyr Baelish serves as Lord Protector until he comes of age.
|
Gains points in the the Wine category for breastfeeding. +1 point when he mentions making something "fly". |
| 60 |
Loras Tyrell
The heir to Highgarden and regarded as one of the most skilled knights in Westeros. He is the brother of Margaery Tyrell.
|
+1 point anytime someone refers to him using sword-based analogies, or any other reference to his sexuality. |
| 93 |
Walder Frey
The elderly Lord of the Twins and now Lord of Riverrun after his betrayal of Robb Stark and the Northern forces.
|
Kills
51:07
(+10)
Daenerys Targaryen:
Daenerys orders Mossador to be publicly executed in front of the Masters and former slaves of Meereen, for his murder of the captive Son of the Harpy.
(Kill of Named Character)
Greyworm fights against the Sons of Harpy mob that ambushes his Unsullied patrol, killing 6 of them.
1. Blunt trauma to the torso with the edge of his shield.
2. Spear slash across the face
3. Stabbed through with spear
4. Slit throat with own short sword after pinning Grey Worm against the wall
5. Spear slash across the back of the neck, after getting pinned against the wall
6. Spear slash across the face (Kill of Unnamed Character)
1. Blunt trauma to the torso with the edge of his shield.
2. Spear slash across the face
3. Stabbed through with spear
4. Slit throat with own short sword after pinning Grey Worm against the wall
5. Spear slash across the back of the neck, after getting pinned against the wall
6. Spear slash across the face (Kill of Unnamed Character)
Grey Worm kills 3 more Sons of the Harpy as the ambush on his Unsullied patrol continues, suffering a dagger stab to the chest in the process
1. Spear stab while on the ground
2. Impaled onto the blunt end of Grey Worm's spear, which protrudes from the body of the first Son of the Harpy
3. Throat stabbed and slit with the dagger that Grey Worm pulls out of his chest (Kill of Unnamed Character)
1. Spear stab while on the ground
2. Impaled onto the blunt end of Grey Worm's spear, which protrudes from the body of the first Son of the Harpy
3. Throat stabbed and slit with the dagger that Grey Worm pulls out of his chest (Kill of Unnamed Character)
An injured and flailing Grey Worm fends off a mob of Sons of the Harpy that closes in on him, until Barristan Selmy arrives to help fight. He kills 4 more.
1. Spear stab through the stomach
2. Spear stab through the stomach
3. Strike to the stomach as the other half of the mob exits to engage Ser Barristan
4. Stabbed in the background while Barristan fights (Kill of Unnamed Character)
1. Spear stab through the stomach
2. Spear stab through the stomach
3. Strike to the stomach as the other half of the mob exits to engage Ser Barristan
4. Stabbed in the background while Barristan fights (Kill of Unnamed Character)
Grey Worm uses his remaining strength to stab the last Son of the Harpy, right before he is able to slit Barristan Selmy's throat. He then collapses next to the injured Barristan.
(Kill of Unnamed Character)
5:23
(+2)
Daenerys Targaryen:
Daenerys shoves one of the Masters of Meereen in front of of her dragons and commands Rhaegal to roast.
(Kill of Unnamed Character)
5:23
(+2)
Daenerys Targaryen:
Rhaegal roasts the Master alive, before he and Viserion tear his body apart and eat him.
(Kill of Unnamed Character)
48:17
(+4)
Daenerys Targaryen:
Drogon crushes two Sons of the Harpy as he lands in the fighting pits.
(Kill of Unnamed Character)
48:24
(+2)
Daenerys Targaryen:
Drogon catches a Son of the Harpy who attempts to charge Daenerys, ripping him in half and flinging the pieces to opposite ends of the fighting pit.
(Kill of Unnamed Character)
48:34
(+10)
Daenerys Targaryen:
Drogon shoots flames at a group of five Sons of the Harpy, engulfing them in flames.
(Kill of Unnamed Character)
48:42
(+10)
Daenerys Targaryen:
Drogon's second flame engulfs four Sons of the Harpy and an Unsullied soldier.
(Kill of Unnamed Character)
48:55
(+8)
Daenerys Targaryen:
Drogon's third flame engulfs two Sons of the Harpy and two of the old Masters.
(Kill of Unnamed Character)
49:01
(+2)
Daenerys Targaryen:
Drogon grabs a spear-wielding Son of the Harpy, slamming him into the ground.
(Kill of Unnamed Character)
Political Wins
38:49
(+3)
Daenerys Targaryen:
Daenerys denies Hizdahr zo Loraq's request for the fighting pits to be re-opened.
Hizdahr: "They did ask for some concessions."
Daenerys: "Concessions?"
Hizdahr: "Politics is the art of compromise, Your Grace."
Daenerys: "I'm not a politician. I'm a queen."
...
Hizdahr: "In the new world that you've brought to us, free men would fight free men. The pit fighters you liberated plead for this opportunity. Bring some here and ask them yourself."
Daenerys: "No fighting pits."
Hizdahr: "Opening them would show the people of Yunkai and Meereen that you respect their traditions."
Daenerys: "I do not respect the tradition of human cockfighting."
Hizdahr: "If you could-"
Daenerys: "How many times must I say no before you understand?" (Politics - uncategorized)
Hizdahr: "They did ask for some concessions."
Daenerys: "Concessions?"
Hizdahr: "Politics is the art of compromise, Your Grace."
Daenerys: "I'm not a politician. I'm a queen."
...
Hizdahr: "In the new world that you've brought to us, free men would fight free men. The pit fighters you liberated plead for this opportunity. Bring some here and ask them yourself."
Daenerys: "No fighting pits."
Hizdahr: "Opening them would show the people of Yunkai and Meereen that you respect their traditions."
Daenerys: "I do not respect the tradition of human cockfighting."
Hizdahr: "If you could-"
Daenerys: "How many times must I say no before you understand?" (Politics - uncategorized)
7:54
(+3)
Podrick Payne:
Podrick discovers Sansa in disguise with Petyr Baelish. "My Lady (Brienne)... Sansa Stark. Don't look! ... She's dyed her hair, but it's her."
(Politics - uncategorized)
24:10
(+3)
Daenerys Targaryen:
Daario captures a member of the Sons of the Harpy, who becomes Daenerys' prisoner.
(Politics - uncategorized)
48:20
(+3)
Daenerys Targaryen:
Daenerys takes Mossador as her prisoner, after he murders the Son of the Harpy.
Daenerys: "Once, the Masters were the law-"
Mossador: "And now you are the law."
Daenerys: "The law is the law." (Politics - uncategorized)
Daenerys: "Once, the Masters were the law-"
Mossador: "And now you are the law."
Daenerys: "The law is the law." (Politics - uncategorized)
5:53
(+3)
Margaery Tyrell:
After marrying Tommen Baratheon, Margaery becomes Queen of the Seven Kingdoms.
(Politics - uncategorized)
0:00
(+3)
Sansa Stark:
Sansa discovers that Theon Greyjoy is still alive as a broken and disfigured captive of Ramsay Bolton in Winterfell.
(Politics - uncategorized)
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3:33
(+3)
Daenerys Targaryen:
Daenerys has the leaders of Meereen's great families imprisoned, starting with Hizdahr zo Loraq.
Daenerys: "Round up the leaders of each of Meereen's great families and bring them to me."
Hizdahr: "But... I'm the leader of my family." (Politics - uncategorized)
Daenerys: "Round up the leaders of each of Meereen's great families and bring them to me."
Hizdahr: "But... I'm the leader of my family." (Politics - uncategorized)
45:36
(+3)
Sansa Stark:
Sansa deduces that Myranda is Ramsay's lover. "And how long have you loved him, Myranda? Did you imagine that he would be with you forever, is that it?"
(Politics - uncategorized)
50:05
(+3)
Sansa Stark:
Sansa Stark and Ramsay Bolton are wed.
Roose Bolton: "Lady Sansa, will you take this man?"
Sansa: "I take this man." (Politics - uncategorized)
Roose Bolton: "Lady Sansa, will you take this man?"
Sansa: "I take this man." (Politics - uncategorized)
17:55
(+3)
Sansa Stark:
Sansa forces out Reek's secret that Bran and Rickon Stark are still alive, and the charred bodies were only those of the farm boys.
(Politics - uncategorized)
Insults Delivered / Funny Lines
29:18
(+3)
Loras Tyrell:
Loras lazily drones on to Cersei about the late Tywin: "what a... force to be reckoned with."
(Funny Line)
8:13
(+3)
Podrick Payne:
Brienne: "Ready the horses."
Podrick: "We only have one horse." (Funny Line)
Podrick: "We only have one horse." (Funny Line)
10:54
(+3)
Margaery Tyrell:
to Cersei: "Can we bring you anything to eat or drink? I wish we had some wine for you, it's a bit early in the day for us."
(Witty Insult)
11:39
(+3)
Margaery Tyrell:
to Cersei: "Oh, forgive me. I haven't been at court for long, I get so confused. What's the proper way to address you now - Queen Mother or Dowager Queen?"
(Witty Insult)
11:51
(+3)
Margaery Tyrell:
to Cersei: "In any event, judging from the King's... enthusiasm... the Queen Mother will be a Queen Grandmother soon."
(Witty Insult)
43:40
(+3)
Daenerys Targaryen:
Daario Naharis: "I think I could protect you from Hizdahr zo Loraq"
Daenerys: "I think *I* could protect me from Hizdahr zo Loraq" (Witty Insult)
Daenerys: "I think *I* could protect me from Hizdahr zo Loraq" (Witty Insult)
0:00
(+3)
Sansa Stark:
to Fat Walda Frey: "This isn't a strange place, this is my home. It's the people that are strange."
(Witty Insult)
52:45
(+3)
Margaery Tyrell:
to Cersei: "Lies come easily to you. Everyone knows that. But innocence, decency, concern, you're not very good at those, I'm afraid. Perhaps that's why your son was so eager to cast you aside for me."
(Witty Insult)
53:34
(+3)
Margaery Tyrell:
to Cersei in the dungeons: "Get out you hateful bitch!"
(Threat)
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23:03
(+3)
Daenerys Targaryen:
Daenerys takes away Tyrion's wine cup: "You're going to advise me... while you can still speak in complete sentences."
(Witty Insult)
23:22
(+3)
Daenerys Targaryen:
to Tyrion: "If I want jokes, I'll get myself a proper fool."
(Witty Insult)
37:27
(+3)
Daenerys Targaryen:
Daenerys puts down Hizdahr's proclamations about his knowledge of the pit fighters: "Has your experience ever involved any actual fighting? You. Yourself. Have you ever killed another man who was trying to kill you?"
(Witty Insult)
Glasses of Wine Consumed
7:38
(+5)
Podrick Payne:
Podrick drinks a mug of ale while he and Brienne stop at an inn.
(Glass of Wine Consumed)
8:25
(+5)
Sansa Stark:
Sansa has a taste of ale while dining with Littlefinger at the inn. "Don't see what all the fuss is about. Why do men love it so much?"
(Glass of Wine Consumed)
20:48
(+5)
Daenerys Targaryen:
drinks while speaking with Tyrion in her chambers.
(Glass of Wine Consumed)
Acts of Intercourse
32:02
(+5)
Loras Tyrell:
Loras in bed with Olyvar, making pillowtalk about his birthmarks.
(Act of Intercourse)
39:25
(+5)
Daenerys Targaryen:
In bed with Daario, as they discuss the re-opening of the fighting pits.
(Act of Intercourse)
53:44
(+5)
Sansa Stark:
Sansa is raped by Ramsay Bolton on their wedding night.
Ramsay: "Reek... I told you to watch. You've known Sansa since she was a girl. Now watch her become a woman." (Act of Intercourse)
Ramsay: "Reek... I told you to watch. You've known Sansa since she was a girl. Now watch her become a woman." (Act of Intercourse)
29:24
(+10)
Daenerys Targaryen:
Daenerys and Daario Naharis share pillowtalk after a session in her chambers.
(Act of Intercourse)
30:04
(+5)
Daenerys Targaryen:
As she and Daario Naharis have post-sex pillow talk, Daario rolls on top of her and mounts her again.
(Act of Intercourse)
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Special
12:07
(+3)
Podrick Payne:
Podrick's fails to control his horse as it runs loose during the chase by Littlefinger's men.
(Special)
13:01
(+3)
Podrick Payne:
Podrick loses control of his horse again, after it rears onto its hind legs and throws Podrick into the river.
(Special)
17:15
(+3)
Sansa Stark:
Sansa cries as she's told that Petyr Baelish has arranged a marriage for her to Roose Bolton's heir, Ramsay. A solitary tear is visible under her right eye.
(Special)
30:52
(+3)
Sansa Stark:
Sansa wipes a stream of tears from her left cheek after Ramsay rehashes the supposed deaths of Bran and Rickon Stark, and forces her and Reek to undergo an awkward apology.
(Special)
39:26
(+3)
Loras Tyrell:
The High Sparrow lays out the Faith's accusations against Loras Tyrell: "Do you deny all the charges against you? Fornication. Buggery. Blasphemy... You never lay with Renly Baratheon? ... Nor any other man?"
(Special)
16:32
(+3)
Sansa Stark:
Sansa cries as Ramsay Bolton presents her with the flayed body of the old Winterfell woman who promised to help her.
(Special)