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Floppy Fish

Game of Stoned

Owner: arborbuttons

6-3-1, 32 roto pts (#4)
Z-Score: 0.087 (percentile: 53.46%)
Weeks at #1: 0
Categories won: Kills (102)
Best Week: Episode 2: The House of Black and White (+3.5 roto points)
Team MVP: Jon Snow (picked #4, 104 points, 39.69% of team total)
Longest winstreak: W-4

Roster Stats

Character Drafted Total Kills Politics Insults Wine Sex Thrones Deaths Special Feels
The bastard son of Ned Stark, and a member of the Night's Watch. He helped lead the defense of Castle Black against the Wildling siege.
#4 104 35 27 6 20 0 0 10 6 0
The exiled head of House Mormont. Jorah was previously one of Daenerys' most trusted advisors, but was banished when his time serving as a spy for Robert Baratheon was revealed to her.
#28 56 36 6 6 5 0 0 0 3 0
The youngest of the Stark girls. She travels to Braavos to seek Jaqen H'gar.
#9 38 14 3 6 0 0 0 0 15 0
Heir to the Iron Islands, and formerly a ward of House Stark. Theon is currently a captive of Ramsay Bolton.
#16 25 10 6 0 0 0 0 0 9 0
Formerly the master-of-arms at Castle Black, Thorne now serves as acting Lord Commander of the Night's Watch in the absence of Lord Commander Mormont.
#21 17 5 9 3 0 0 0 0 0 0
One of Prince Oberyn Martell's bastard children, known as the Sand Snakes.
#33 11 2 6 3 0 0 0 0 0 0
A son of one of the Meereenese slave masters - he appears in Daenerys' court to ask for his fathers body, after Daenerys crucifies all of the slavers in Meereen.
#40 11 0 0 0 0 0 0 11 0 0
Theon's older sister, Yara was raised on the Iron Islands as a true Ironborn. She is a fearsome fighter and commands a longship of her own.
#45 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0
Totals 262 102 57 24 25 0 0 21 33 0

Roster

charId Character Special
39
The bastard son of Ned Stark, and a member of the Night's Watch. He helped lead the defense of Castle Black against the Wildling siege.
* +1 each time he unintentionally drops Longclaw
* +1 point each time he is called a bastard in his presence
* Ghost's actions contribute to his points.
6
The youngest of the Stark girls. She travels to Braavos to seek Jaqen H'gar.
* Nymeria's actions contribute to her points.
* +1 point for reciting her hitlist
* adopting a new Faceless Man disguise
61
Heir to the Iron Islands, and formerly a ward of House Stark. Theon is currently a captive of Ramsay Bolton.
+1 point for scenes where Theon refers to himself as "Reek"
+1 point when his missing manhood is referenced
43
Formerly the master-of-arms at Castle Black, Thorne now serves as acting Lord Commander of the Night's Watch in the absence of Lord Commander Mormont.
+1 point every time he address Jon Snow as "Lord Snow".
32
The exiled head of House Mormont. Jorah was previously one of Daenerys' most trusted advisors, but was banished when his time serving as a spy for Robert Baratheon was revealed to her.
* +1 point when he explains to someone he has Greyscale
* +1 point in each scene that Jorah serves as an encyclopedia for Essos culture.
* +1 point each time Daenerys convinces him to go on a mission / do something that doesn't involve being anywhere around her (friendzone)
191
One of Prince Oberyn Martell's bastard children, known as the Sand Snakes.
+1 for invoking the name of Oberyn Martell
96
A son of one of the Meereenese slave masters - he appears in Daenerys' court to ask for his fathers body, after Daenerys crucifies all of the slavers in Meereen.
63
Theon's older sister, Yara was raised on the Iron Islands as a true Ironborn. She is a fearsome fighter and commands a longship of her own.
+1 when referencing that she is a lesbian, or making a pass at another woman
Kills
Episode 1: The Wars to Come
52:44 (+10) Jon Snow:
Jon Snow gives Mance a mercy kill, shooting an arrow through his heart before he is consumed by a burning pyre. (Kill of Named Character)
Episode 2: The House of Black and White
Arya kills a pigeon on the streets of Braavos. (Kill of Unnamed Character)
Episode 3: The High Sparrow
40:26 (+10) Jon Snow:
Jon Snow executes Janos Slynt for insubordination, after he publicly defies Jon's orders to head out to Greyguard tower. (Kill of Named Character)
Episode 4: The Sons of the Harpy
In the middle of the night, Jorah knocks out a fisherman with a haymaker and steals his boat. (Major Injury of Unnamed Character)
Obara throws her spear through the head of the merchant who smuggled Jaime and Bronn into Dorne. (Kill of Unnamed Character)
Episode 5: Kill the Boy
Jorah stabs through one of the Stone Men with his sword. (Kill of Unnamed Character)
Episode 6: Unbowed, Unbent, Unbroken
Arya eases the pain of a sick girl by helping her drink the poisonous water from the House of Black and White. "...I drank the water from his fountain. It healed me. I've devoted my life to him now. You don't want to hurt anymore? Drink." (Kill of Unnamed Character)
Episode 7: The Gift
Jorah elbows Yezzan zo Qaggaz in the nose as he emerges into the fighting pit. (Minor Injury of Named Character)
Jorah enters the fighting pits and knocks out the remaining five fighters in hopes of winning Daenerys' favor. (Major Injury of Unnamed Character)
Episode 8: Hardhome
47:58 (+1) Jon Snow:
Jon runs his sword through a wight that emerges through a hole in the Hardhome walls, holding it in place until Tormund can come to patch the wall up with a sledge. (Major Injury of Unnamed Character)
49:08 (+4) Jon Snow:
Jon swings through two wights as he runs towards the building were the dragonglass daggers were left. (Kill of Unnamed Character)
51:51 (+10) Jon Snow:
After parrying the White Walker's ice spear with his Valyrian Steel sword, Longclaw, Jon slashes through the White Walker, shattering his body into bits of ice. (Kill of Named Character)
Episode 9: The Dance of Dragons
Jorah plunges a dagger into the heart of the long-axe-wielding pit fighter. (Kill of Unnamed Character)
Jorah does a somersault and then stabs his sword through the stomach of the pit fighter, named as the "Meereenese Champion" earlier. (Kill of Named Character)
Jorah throws a spear into the gallery, killing a Son of the Harpy who had been sneaking up behind Daenerys. (Kill of Unnamed Character)
Jorah kills a Son of the Harpy with his dagger as he makes his way over to help protect Daenerys. (Kill of Unnamed Character)
Jorah stabs a Son of the Harpy who attempts to ambush Daenerys in the fighting pit escape tunnel. (Kill of Unnamed Character)
Jorah cuts down two enemies as Daenerys' group becomes encircled by the Sons of the Harpy mob. (Kill of Unnamed Character)
Jorah stabs through a Son of the Harpy in the fighting pit. (Kill of Unnamed Character)
Episode 10: Mother's Mercy
Theon breaks and throws Myranda from the top of the Winterfell walls onto the ground below, saving Sansa Stark. (Kill of Named Character)
22:44 (+10) Arya Stark:
Arya brutally stabs Merynt Trant in a Braavosi brothel, before slitting his throat in revenge for the death of Syrio Forel. "I've gotten a few of the others (on her hitlist). The Many-Faced God stole a few more from me. But I'm glad he left me you." (Kill of Named Character)
Alliser stabs Jon Snow in the stomach as he and the rest of the Night's Watch assassinate him for aiding the Wildlings. "For the Watch." (Major Injury of Named Character)
Political Wins
Episode 2: The House of Black and White
43:38 (+3) Jon Snow:
By the margin of a single vote, Jon Snow is reluctantly elected as the 998th Lord Commander of the Night's Watch. (Politics - uncategorized)
43:41 (+6) Jon Snow:
Samwell Tarly and Maester Aemon cast their votes for Jon Snow in the Night's Watch election. Jon edges past Ser Alliser Thorne in the election and becomes their Lord Commander. (Politics - uncategorized)
submitted by nyan (approved!)
Episode 3: The High Sparrow
24:03 (+3) Jon Snow:
Jon takes on Olly as his personal steward. "Olly is my steward now, as I was Lord Commander Mormont's. I want him to attend my meetings, to learn from men with experience. One day, he might command." (Politics - uncategorized)
25:27 (+3) Jon Snow:
"The Night's Watch can't continue to feed your men and the Wildling prisoners indefinitely. Winter is coming." (Politics - uncategorized)
Ser Alliser is appointed First Ranger by Jon Snow: "Ser Alliser, you have more experience than any other soldier at Castle Black. You proved your valor many times over by defending the Wall from the Wildling attack. I name you First Ranger." (Politics - uncategorized)
Jorah captures Tyrion in Volantis. "I'm taking you to the Queen." (Politics - uncategorized)
Episode 4: The Sons of the Harpy
Nymeria whips off a barrel concealing the captain that smuggled Jaime and Bronn into Dorne. He was captured after attempting to sell this information to Obara Sand. (Politics - uncategorized)
Obara discovers that Jaime has arrived in Dorne after interrogating the ship captain who smuggled him in. "A ship's captain who found me in Planky Town, claiming he had information to sell. He told me he smuggled Jaime Lannister into Dorne." (Politics - uncategorized)
Episode 5: Kill the Boy
11:33 (+3) Jon Snow:
Jon Snow unlocks Tormund from his chains and convinces him to go on a mission to save the remaining Wildlings.
Jon: "Your people need a leader. And they need to get south of the Wall before it's too late. We don't have much time and they have less. The Walkers are coming and they'll hit your people first. I'm not asking you to make peace to save your skin. Make peace to save your people."
...
Tormund: "Alright then... You're coming with me."
(Politics - uncategorized)
15:47 (+3) Jon Snow:
to Olly: "I know this is hard for you. But Winter is coming. We know what's coming with it. We can't face it alone." (Politics - uncategorized)
40:36 (+3) Jon Snow:
Stannis agrees to lend Jon Snow his ships, indicating that Jon is forging ahead with his plan to rescue the Wildlings despite the disapproval of most of the Night's Watch. (Politics - uncategorized)
Episode 6: Unbowed, Unbent, Unbroken
Jorah convinces the slave trader Malko to take him to the fighting pits of Meereen instead of the slave city of Volantis.
Jorah: "I killed a Dothraki Bloodrider in single combat."
Malko: "Liar."
Jorah: "It's no lie. His name was Qotho. He was Bloodrider to Khal Drogo. Take me to Slaver's Bay, put a sword in my hand, I'll prove my worth."
(Politics - uncategorized)
Episode 7: The Gift
Jon Snow names Ser Alliser acting commander at Castle Black. (Politics - uncategorized)
5:18 (+3) Jon Snow:
Jon Snow is given a dragonglass dagger by Samwell Tarly, in the event that he needs to fend off the White Walkers. (Politics - uncategorized)
After promising to help Sansa Stark light a signal candle at the top of the broken tower, Reek instead goes directly to Ramsay Bolton to inform him of Sansa's plot. (Politics - uncategorized)
submitted by wpearsal (approved!)
Episode 9: The Dance of Dragons
Arya discovers Ser Meryn's pedophilic sexual tastes. (Politics - uncategorized)
Episode 10: Mother's Mercy
Theon finally breaks and betrays the Boltons, saving Sansa Stark from one of Myranda's arrows before throwing Myranda off the walls of Winterfell. (Politics - uncategorized)
Jon Snow is betrayed by Ser Alliser for helping to aid the Wildlings. "For the Watch." (Politics - uncategorized)
Insults Delivered / Funny Lines
Episode 2: The House of Black and White
Braavosi thief: "That's a nice little sword. Worth a hundred pigeons a sword like that."
Arya: "Nothing's worth anything to dead men."
(Threat)
Episode 3: The High Sparrow
Arya: "Cunt!" (Funny Line)
submitted by alicehanners (approved!)
36:14 (+3) Jon Snow:
Jon appoints a new latrine captain to head up the latrine pit digging: "Brian - it seems like a good job for a ginger." (Funny Line)
Episode 4: The Sons of the Harpy
Tyrion: "I can't sleep without wine."
Jorah: "Then stay awake."
(Funny Line)
submitted by wpearsal (approved!)
Episode 7: The Gift
Bronn: "It's against my code to hurt a woman.
Obara: "It's amazing how many men we beat seem to have this code."
(Witty Insult)
Episode 9: The Dance of Dragons
to Jon: "You have a good heart, Jon Snow. It'll get us all killed." (Witty Insult)
Episode 10: Mother's Mercy
7:59 (+3) Jon Snow:
Jon: "You had just been beaten half to death. How did you...?"
Sam: "Oh, very carefully."
Jon: "I'm glad the end of the world's working out well for someone."
(Funny Line)
Tyrion: "Fine, fine. I suppose he can join us. Just as long as he promises not to kill me in my sleep."
Jorah: "If I ever kill you, your eyes will be wide open."
(Threat)
Glasses of Wine Consumed
Episode 2: The House of Black and White
39:23 (+5) Jon Snow:
Jon drinks in the hall at Castle Black, as the election for Lord Commander of the Night's Watch begins. (Glass of Wine Consumed)
42:44 (+5) Jon Snow:
Jon drinks another cup while members of the Night's Watch cast their votes for Lord Commander. (Glass of Wine Consumed)
Episode 3: The High Sparrow
39:12 (+5) Jon Snow:
Jon "Never Kill a Man Sober" Snow finishes off his drink before heading outside to execute Janos Slynt. (Glass of Wine Consumed)
Jorah drinks away his sorrows as he can't even get within the friendzone of the Daenerys cosplayer in Volantis. (Glass of Wine Consumed)
Episode 10: Mother's Mercy
8:23 (+5) Jon Snow:
Jon and Sam toast to Sam's journey to Oldtown to become a Maester. "To your return." (Glass of Wine Consumed)
Deaths
Episode 9: The Dance of Dragons
Hizdahr is stabbed to death by the Sons of the Harpy as they mount an attack on the fighting pits. (Death)
Episode 10: Mother's Mercy
58:45 (+10) Jon Snow:
Jon Snow is stabbed by a band of Night's Watch mutineers, receiving the final fatal blow from his steward, Olly. (Death)
+1 for Hizdahr zo Loraq
Special
Episode 1: The Wars to Come
23:07 (+3) Jon Snow:
Melisandre announces Jon Snow to Stannis: "Your Grace. The bastard of Winterfell." (Special)
Episode 2: The House of Black and White
Episode 3: The High Sparrow
38:09 (+3) Jon Snow:
Janos Slynt: "You can stick your order up your bastard ass." (Special)
Episode 5: Kill the Boy
Jorah finishes Tyrion's recital of a poem describing the Doom of Valyria. "... a city of a thousand years, and all that men had learned; The Doom consumed it all alike, and neither of them turned." (Special)
Episode 7: The Gift
to Sansa: "I'm not Theon, m'lady. I'm Reek." (Special)
Sansa: "Promise me, Theon."
Reek: "Reek! My name is Reek."
(Special)
Episode 8: Hardhome
"I'm not Theon. There is no Theon. Reek." (Special)