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Game of Stoned (GoT: Season 5)

Rk Team Total Change Behind Kills Politics Insults Wine Sex Thrones Deaths Special Feels
1 - 35.5 0.5 - 3 (+1) 4 4.5 5 2.5 3.5 6 (+1) 3.5 3.5
2 2 35 3 0.5 (+1) 4 6 2 (+1.5) 3.5 6 3.5 3 (+1) 3.5 3.5
4 2 33 -2 2.5 (+2) 5 1.5 (+0.5) 4.5 2 5 3.5 3 5 3.5
3 2 33 3.5 2.5 6 (+1) 4 1 (+1.5) 3.5 2.5 3.5 3 (+1) 6 3.5
5 2 28.5 -3.5 7 1.5 1.5 (+1) 6 6 2.5 3.5 3 1 3.5
6 - 24 -1.5 11.5 1.5 (+1) 4 (+0.5) 3 1 2.5 3.5 3 2 3.5
Rk Team Total Change Behind Kills Politics Insults Wine Sex Thrones Deaths Special Feels
1 - 67 +25 - (+6) 6 (+9) 9 (+3) 15 20 0 0 (+1) 11 (+6) 6 0
2 - 56 +17 11 0 0 (+12) 21 (+5) 35 0 0 0 0 0
3 1 54 +38 13 (+10) 10 (+9) 12 (+3) 6 (+10) 10 10 0 0 (+6) 6 0
4 1 52 +39 15 (+2) 12 (+9) 9 (+3) 3 (+10) 10 0 0 0 (+15) 18 0
5 2 45 +20 22 (+11) 11 0 (+9) 15 5 5 0 0 9 0
6 - 21 +18 46 0 (+9) 9 (+6) 9 0 0 0 0 (+3) 3 0
Totals 295 +157 39 39 69 80 15 0 11 42 0
Rk Team Total Change Behind Streak Roto Tiebreaker Points/Game
1 1 2 +1 - W-2 35 27
2 1 1 - 1 L-1 35.5 33.5
5 3 1 - 1 L-1 28.5 28
t-3 1 1 +1 1 W-1 33 22.5
t-3 2 1 +1 1 W-1 33 26
6 - 0 - 2 L-2 24 10.5

Episode 2: The House of Black and White

Ironlung The Great (chadhazellief)
Daario Naharis :
11 pts
20 18 Yohm Anassill (vijaynat91)
Samwell Tarly:
9 pts
Michael of House McCormick, first of his name (mmccor4140)
Cersei Lannister:
9 pts
25 38 poopinglass (angurtheconsumer)
Podrick Payne:
17 pts
Floppy Fish (arborbuttons)
Arya Stark:
20 pts
39 17 Thenorthremembers (timguttman)
Tyrion Lannister:
11 pts

Episode 3: The High Sparrow

poopinglass (angurtheconsumer)
Avg: 27 , Record: 2-0
Yohm Anassill (vijaynat91)
Avg: 10.5 , Record: 0-2
Michael of House McCormick, first of his name (mmccor4140)
Avg: 33.5 , Record: 1-1
Thenorthremembers (timguttman)
Avg: 28 , Record: 1-1
Ironlung The Great (chadhazellief)
Avg: 22.5 , Record: 1-1
Floppy Fish (arborbuttons)
Avg: 26 , Record: 1-1

Scenario Analysis for Episode 3: The High Sparrow

Floppy Fish (arborbuttons) 1-1, 26 points/game, #3t-

Optimal Scenario with Win

poopinglass vs. Yohm Anassill [Matchup]
poopinglass loses and you make up 2 tiebreaker points on them. (+1 rank)
Michael of House McCormick, first of his name vs. Thenorthremembers [Matchup]
Michael of House McCormick, first of his name loses, or they win and you make up 2.5 tiebreaker points on them. (+1 rank)
Thenorthremembers loses, or they win and you don't lose more than -4.5 tiebreaker points to them. (maintain rank)
Ironlung The Great vs. Floppy Fish [Matchup]
Floppy Fish wins. (maintain rank)
Resulting Record: 2-1, rank #1

Worst-case Scenario with Loss

poopinglass vs. Yohm Anassill [Matchup]
Yohm Anassill wins and you lose more than -9 tiebreaker points to them. (-1 rank)
Michael of House McCormick, first of his name vs. Thenorthremembers [Matchup]
Michael of House McCormick, first of his name wins, or they lose and you don't make up 2.5 tiebreaker points on them. (maintain rank)
Thenorthremembers wins, or they lose and you lose more than -4.5 tiebreaker points to them. (-1 rank)
Ironlung The Great vs. Floppy Fish [Matchup]
Floppy Fish loses. (maintain rank)
Resulting Record: 1-2, rank #5

Yohm Anassill (vijaynat91) 0-2, 10.5 points/game, #6

Optimal Scenario with Win

poopinglass vs. Yohm Anassill [Matchup]
Michael of House McCormick, first of his name vs. Thenorthremembers [Matchup]
Michael of House McCormick, first of his name loses and you make up 11.5 tiebreaker points on them. (+1 rank)
Thenorthremembers loses and you make up 4.5 tiebreaker points on them. (+1 rank)
Ironlung The Great vs. Floppy Fish [Matchup]
Ironlung The Great loses and you make up 9 tiebreaker points on them. (+1 rank)
Floppy Fish loses and you make up 9 tiebreaker points on them. (+1 rank)
Resulting Record: 1-2, rank #4

Worst-case Scenario with Loss

poopinglass vs. Yohm Anassill [Matchup]
Resulting Record: 0-3, rank #6

Ironlung The Great (chadhazellief) 1-1, 22.5 points/game, #3t-

Optimal Scenario with Win

poopinglass vs. Yohm Anassill [Matchup]
poopinglass loses and you make up 2 tiebreaker points on them. (+1 rank)
Michael of House McCormick, first of his name vs. Thenorthremembers [Matchup]
Michael of House McCormick, first of his name loses, or they win and you make up 2.5 tiebreaker points on them. (+1 rank)
Thenorthremembers loses, or they win and you don't lose more than -4.5 tiebreaker points to them. (maintain rank)
Ironlung The Great vs. Floppy Fish [Matchup]
Ironlung The Great wins. (maintain rank)
Resulting Record: 2-1, rank #1

Worst-case Scenario with Loss

poopinglass vs. Yohm Anassill [Matchup]
Yohm Anassill wins and you lose more than -9 tiebreaker points to them. (-1 rank)
Michael of House McCormick, first of his name vs. Thenorthremembers [Matchup]
Michael of House McCormick, first of his name wins, or they lose and you don't make up 2.5 tiebreaker points on them. (maintain rank)
Thenorthremembers wins, or they lose and you lose more than -4.5 tiebreaker points to them. (-1 rank)
Ironlung The Great vs. Floppy Fish [Matchup]
Ironlung The Great loses. (maintain rank)
Resulting Record: 1-2, rank #5

poopinglass (angurtheconsumer) 2-0, 27 points/game, #1

Optimal Scenario with Win

poopinglass vs. Yohm Anassill [Matchup]
Resulting Record: 3-0, rank #1

Worst-case Scenario with Loss

poopinglass vs. Yohm Anassill [Matchup]
Michael of House McCormick, first of his name vs. Thenorthremembers [Matchup]
Michael of House McCormick, first of his name wins and you don't make up 0.5 tiebreaker points on them. (-1 rank)
Thenorthremembers wins and you lose more than -6.5 tiebreaker points to them. (-1 rank)
Ironlung The Great vs. Floppy Fish [Matchup]
Ironlung The Great wins and you lose more than -2 tiebreaker points to them. (-1 rank)
Floppy Fish wins and you lose more than -2 tiebreaker points to them. (-1 rank)
Resulting Record: 2-1, rank #3

Optimal Scenario with Win

poopinglass vs. Yohm Anassill [Matchup]
poopinglass loses and you don't lose more than -0.5 tiebreaker points to them. (+1 rank)
Michael of House McCormick, first of his name vs. Thenorthremembers [Matchup]
Ironlung The Great vs. Floppy Fish [Matchup]
Ironlung The Great loses, or they win and you don't lose more than -2.5 tiebreaker points to them. (maintain rank)
Floppy Fish loses, or they win and you don't lose more than -2.5 tiebreaker points to them. (maintain rank)
Resulting Record: 2-1, rank #1

Worst-case Scenario with Loss

poopinglass vs. Yohm Anassill [Matchup]
Yohm Anassill wins and you lose more than -11.5 tiebreaker points to them. (-1 rank)
Michael of House McCormick, first of his name vs. Thenorthremembers [Matchup]
Ironlung The Great vs. Floppy Fish [Matchup]
Ironlung The Great wins, or they lose and you lose more than -2.5 tiebreaker points to them. (-1 rank)
Floppy Fish wins, or they lose and you lose more than -2.5 tiebreaker points to them. (-1 rank)
Resulting Record: 1-2, rank #5

Thenorthremembers (timguttman) 1-1, 28 points/game, #5

Optimal Scenario with Win

poopinglass vs. Yohm Anassill [Matchup]
poopinglass loses and you make up 6.5 tiebreaker points on them. (+1 rank)
Michael of House McCormick, first of his name vs. Thenorthremembers [Matchup]
Thenorthremembers wins. (+1 rank)
Ironlung The Great vs. Floppy Fish [Matchup]
Ironlung The Great loses, or they win and you make up 4.5 tiebreaker points on them. (+1 rank)
Floppy Fish loses, or they win and you make up 4.5 tiebreaker points on them. (+1 rank)
Resulting Record: 2-1, rank #2

Worst-case Scenario with Loss

poopinglass vs. Yohm Anassill [Matchup]
Yohm Anassill wins and you lose more than -4.5 tiebreaker points to them. (-1 rank)
Michael of House McCormick, first of his name vs. Thenorthremembers [Matchup]
Thenorthremembers loses. (maintain rank)
Ironlung The Great vs. Floppy Fish [Matchup]
Ironlung The Great wins, or they lose and you don't make up 4.5 tiebreaker points on them. (maintain rank)
Floppy Fish wins, or they lose and you don't make up 4.5 tiebreaker points on them. (maintain rank)
Resulting Record: 1-2, rank #6

Round 1

  1. poopinglass chose: Daenerys Targaryen (#1)
  2. Ironlung The Great chose: Petyr Baelish (Littlefinger) (#2)
  3. Michael of House McCormick, first of his name chose: Cersei Lannister (#3)
  4. Floppy Fish chose: Jon Snow (#4)
  5. Thenorthremembers chose: Tyrion Lannister (#5)
  6. Yohm Anassill chose: Stannis Baratheon (#6)

Round 2

  1. Yohm Anassill chose: Bran Stark (#7)
  2. Thenorthremembers chose: Melisandre (#8)
  3. Floppy Fish chose: Arya Stark (#9)
  4. Michael of House McCormick, first of his name chose: Jaime Lannister (#10)
  5. Ironlung The Great chose: Varys (#11)
  6. poopinglass chose: Sansa Stark (#12)

Round 3

  1. poopinglass chose: Margaery Tyrell (#13)
  2. Ironlung The Great chose: Ramsay Bolton (#14)
  3. Michael of House McCormick, first of his name chose: Brienne of Tarth (#15)
  4. Floppy Fish chose: Theon Greyjoy (#16)
  5. Thenorthremembers chose: Roose Bolton (#17)
  6. Yohm Anassill chose: Samwell Tarly (#18)

Round 4

  1. Yohm Anassill chose: Maester Aemon (#19)
  2. Thenorthremembers chose: Doran Martell (#20)
  3. Floppy Fish chose: Alliser Thorne (#21)
  4. Michael of House McCormick, first of his name chose: Bronn (#22)
  5. Ironlung The Great chose: Missandei (#23)
  6. poopinglass chose: Podrick Payne (#24)

Round 5

  1. poopinglass chose: Grey Worm (#25)
  2. Ironlung The Great chose: Daario Naharis (#26)
  3. Michael of House McCormick, first of his name chose: Barristan Selmy (#27)
  4. Floppy Fish chose: Jorah Mormont (#28)
  5. Thenorthremembers chose: Davos Seaworth (#29)
  6. Yohm Anassill chose: Tyene Sand (#30)

Round 6

  1. Yohm Anassill chose: Areo Hotah (#31)
  2. Thenorthremembers chose: High Sparrow (#32)
  3. Floppy Fish chose: Obara Sand (#33)
  4. Michael of House McCormick, first of his name chose: Mance Rayder (#34)
  5. Ironlung The Great chose: Tommen Baratheon (#35)
  6. poopinglass chose: Robin Arryn (#36)

Round 7

  1. poopinglass chose: Loras Tyrell (#37)
  2. Ironlung The Great chose: Olenna Redwyne (Grandma Tyrell) (#38)
  3. Michael of House McCormick, first of his name chose: Tormund Giantsbane (#39)
  4. Floppy Fish chose: Hizdahr zo Loraq (#40)
  5. Thenorthremembers chose: Myrcella Baratheon (#41)
  6. Yohm Anassill chose: Gilly (#42)

Round 8

  1. Yohm Anassill chose: Qyburn (#43)
  2. Thenorthremembers chose: Yezzan zo Qaggaz (slave trader) (#44)
  3. Floppy Fish chose: Yara Greyjoy (#45)
  4. Michael of House McCormick, first of his name chose: White Walker (Night King) (#46)
  5. Ironlung The Great chose: Trystane Martell (#47)
  6. poopinglass chose: Walder Frey (#48)

League Discussion

Stat Leaders (Full char list)  (Transactions)

Acts of Intercourse Points
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Deaths Points
(+1) 11
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(+10) 10
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Recent Events (Full Log)

Episode 2: The House of Black and White

Kills
Brienne slices one of Littlefinger's men as she and Podrick escape the inn. (Kill of Unnamed Character)
Brienne saves Podrick and kills two of Littlefinger's men on horseback, shattering the sword of the second soldier and stabbing him through the throat with her Valyrian sword, Oathkeeper. (Kill of Unnamed Character)
Arya kills a pigeon on the streets of Braavos. (Kill of Unnamed Character)
46:40 (+2) Mossador:
Mossador takes the law into his own hands, murdering the Son of the Harpy before his trial. "For you, Mhysa. You wanted the Harpy dead, but your hands were tied. I set you free, as you did all of us." (Kill of Unnamed Character)
Daenerys orders Mossador to be publicly executed in front of the Masters and former slaves of Meereen, for his murder of the captive Son of the Harpy. (Kill of Named Character)
Daario beheads Mossador with his arakh in a public execution. Mossador was sentenced to death on Daenerys' orders, after he murdered the captive Son of the Harpy. (Kill of Named Character)
Political Wins
Podrick discovers Sansa in disguise with Petyr Baelish. "My Lady (Brienne)... Sansa Stark. Don't look! ... She's dyed her hair, but it's her." (Politics - uncategorized)
Jaime coerces Bronn into his service, marrying off the noblewoman he is betrothed to, Lollys Stokeworth, to another knight, stripping Bronn of his opportunity for a noble title and lands. "Because you're going to come with me and help me with something important. And when we return... I'm going to give you a much better girl, and a much better castle." (Politics - uncategorized)
Daario captures a member of the Sons of the Harpy, who becomes Daenerys' prisoner. (Politics - uncategorized)
Barristan convinces Daenerys to give the Son of the Harpy a fair trial instead of executing him immediately. "Your Grace... I served in [Mad King Aerys'] Kingsguard. I was at his side from the first. Your enemies did not lie." (Politics - uncategorized)
Cersei appoints Mace Tyrell to Master of Coin. (Politics - uncategorized)
31:11 (+3) Qyburn:
Cersei names Qyburn the new Master of Whispers, replacing Varys. (Politics - uncategorized)
Cersei stacks the Small Council in her favor, appointing the loyal Mace Tyrell as Master of Coin and Qyburn as Master of Whisperers, over the protests of Grand Maester Pycelle and Kevan Lannister.
Grand Maester Pycelle: "Your Grace... him? This- this man (Qyburn)? This... embarrassment to the Citadel? ... what qualifications can he possibly have for this post?"
Cersei: "The qualification of loyalty, Grand Maester. That's far more than the eunuch ever had."
(Politics - uncategorized)
submitted by nyan (approved!)
Sam stumps for Jon Snow as a candidate for Lord Commander of the Night's Watch, convincing many in the room. "He may be young, but he's the commander we turned to when the night was darkest." (Politics - uncategorized)
43:38 (+3) Jon Snow:
By the margin of a single vote, Jon Snow is reluctantly elected as the 998th Lord Commander of the Night's Watch. (Politics - uncategorized)
Maester Aemon casts the deciding vote for Jon Snow in the Lord Commander election. (Politics - uncategorized)
43:41 (+6) Jon Snow:
Samwell Tarly and Maester Aemon cast their votes for Jon Snow in the Night's Watch election. Jon edges past Ser Alliser Thorne in the election and becomes their Lord Commander. (Politics - uncategorized)
submitted by nyan (approved!)
Daenerys takes Mossador as her prisoner, after he murders the Son of the Harpy.
Daenerys: "Once, the Masters were the law-"
Mossador: "And now you are the law."
Daenerys: "The law is the law."
(Politics - uncategorized)
Insults Delivered / Funny Lines
Brienne: "Ready the horses."
Podrick: "We only have one horse."
(Funny Line)
to Brienne, remarking on her new armor: "We've met, with Renly Baratheon... What did he say about you? He said, 'Your loyalty came free of charge.' Someone appears to have paid quite a bit for it since then." (Witty Insult)
Jaime: "I'm going to make this better.
Cersei: "You've never made anything better."
(Witty Insult)
submitted by kas113 (approved!)
to Areo Hotah: "Remove yourself from my path or I'll take that long axe and I'll shove it up your..." (Threat)
Doran: "Oberyn was slain during a trial by combat. By law, that is no murder."
Ellaria: "Your brother-"
Doran: "You don't have to remind me. He was my brother long before he was anything to you."
(Witty Insult)
Doran delivers a stern rebuke to the decision-making ability of Ellaria and his hot-headed subjects.
Doran: "You would have me go to war?"
Ellaria: "The whole country would have you go to war."
Doran: "Then we are lucky the whole country does not decide."
(Witty Insult)
submitted by moonbaseu92 (approved!)
Doran: "...but we do not mutilate little girls for vengeance. Not here. Not while I rule."
Ellaria: "And how long will that be?"
(Threat)
27:07 (+3) Varys:
Tyrion: "There's a bug."
Varys: "Yes, best be careful. You might accidentally consume some solid food."
(Witty Insult)
Varys: "Cersei has offered a lordship to the man who brings her your head."
Tyrion: "She ought to offer her cunt. Best part of her for the best part of me."
(Witty Insult)
Varys: "Are we really going to spend the entire road to Volantis talking about the futility of everything?"
Tyrion: "You're right, no point."
(Funny Line)
to Cersei: "I do not recognize your authority to dictate what is and is not my concern. You are the Queen Mother. Nothing more." (Witty Insult)
33:16 (+3) Gilly:
Samwell: "Did you know that the youngest Lord Commander in history, Osric Stark, was elected at the age of 10?"
Gilly: "I know 'S' ..."
(Funny Line)
"A wildling girl, a baby, and Lord Janos. I found him there (in the Castle Black pantry) after the battle was over, in a puddle of his own making." (Witty Insult)
Braavosi thief: "That's a nice little sword. Worth a hundred pigeons a sword like that."
Arya: "Nothing's worth anything to dead men."
(Threat)
Glasses of Wine Consumed
Podrick drinks a mug of ale while he and Brienne stop at an inn. (Glass of Wine Consumed)
Sansa has a taste of ale while dining with Littlefinger at the inn. "Don't see what all the fuss is about. Why do men love it so much?" (Glass of Wine Consumed)
Tyrion drinks a glass of wine inside that fucking box. (Glass of Wine Consumed)
39:23 (+5) Jon Snow:
Jon drinks in the hall at Castle Black, as the election for Lord Commander of the Night's Watch begins. (Glass of Wine Consumed)
42:44 (+5) Jon Snow:
Jon drinks another cup while members of the Night's Watch cast their votes for Lord Commander. (Glass of Wine Consumed)
Deaths
51:07 (+10) Mossador:
Mossador is beheaded in a public execution for murdering the captive Son of the Harpy. (Death)
+1 for Mance Rayder, +1 for White Rat
Special
Podrick's fails to control his horse as it runs loose during the chase by Littlefinger's men. (Special)
Podrick loses control of his horse again, after it rears onto its hind legs and throws Podrick into the river. (Special)
Jaime talks to Cersei about Myrcella. "The world can't know she's our daughter." (Special)
Cersei talks to Jaime about Myrcella. "Then don't call her your daughter. You've never been a father to her." (Special)
Sam mentions a factoid from his book on the history of Lord Commanders of the Night's Watch. "Did you know that the youngest Lord Commander in history, Osric Stark, was elected at the age of 10?" (Special)
Jaqen reveals himself to Arya, removing his disguise and inviting her into the House of Black and White. (Special)