Yohm Anassill

1-9, 26 roto pts (#5)
Z-Score: -0.956 (percentile: 16.95%)
Weeks at #1: 0
Categories won:
Best Week: Episode 7: The Gift (+4 roto points)
Team MVP: Stannis Baratheon (picked #6, 54 points, 33.54% of team total)
Longest winstreak: W-1

Roster Stats

Character	Drafted	Total	Kills	Politics	Insults	Wine	Sex	Deaths	Special
Stannis Baratheon The eldest brother of King Robert, he is the rightful heir to the Irone Throne.	#6	54	14	15	9	0	0	10	6
Samwell Tarly A steward of the Night's Watch. He is a close friend to Jon Snow, and one of the few people known to have killed a White Walker.	#18	49	0	9	18	5	5	0	12
Maester Aemon The Maester of the Night's Watch. In a previous life he was born Aemon Targaryen, a great-uncle of Daenerys.	#19	19	0	6	0	0	0	13	0
Tyene Sand One of Oberyn Martell's bastard children, known as the Sand Snakes.	#30	15	2	0	3	0	10	0	0
Areo Hotah The personal bodyguard for Doran Martell.	#31	8	2	3	3	0	0	0	0
Qyburn A disgraced former Maester, who was banished from the order for engaging in forbidden experiments. He is recruited by Cersei to assist in various medical facilities.	#43	8	2	3	3	0	0	0	0
Gilly A daughter of Craster, a wildling who lived in a fortified compound north of the Wall. She and her baby escaped to Castle Black with Samwell Tarly.	#42	8	0	0	3	0	5	0	0
Bran Stark The fourth of the Stark children. He is north of the Wall, arriving in the cave of the Three-eyed Raven and the Children of the Forest.	#7	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0
Totals		161	20	36	39	5	20	23	18

Roster

charId	Character	Special
51	Stannis Baratheon The eldest brother of King Robert, he is the rightful heir to the Irone Throne.	+1 point each time he makes a Stannis-style pedantic correction. +1 point when he mentions that someone will/should "bend the knee" [new]
7	Bran Stark The fourth of the Stark children. He is north of the Wall, arriving in the cave of the Three-eyed Raven and the Children of the Forest.	* Bran introducing himself into a scene by creepily staring at people * Summer's actions contribute to his points * Scores points for each scene where he breaks out of his tree-trance and shows any of the following emotions: sadness (visible tears), happiness (audible laughter or smiles with teeth), fear (audible screams) * Scores points for each instance he uses his Warg ability
40	Samwell Tarly A steward of the Night's Watch. He is a close friend to Jon Snow, and one of the few people known to have killed a White Walker.	+1 point for reading books, mentioning he "read that in a book", or writing raven letters.
42	Maester Aemon The Maester of the Night's Watch. In a previous life he was born Aemon Targaryen, a great-uncle of Daenerys.	+1 point when he tells a story from his past +1 politics point when he overrules decisions by other members of the Night's Watch.
190	Tyene Sand One of Oberyn Martell's bastard children, known as the Sand Snakes.	+1 for invoking the name of Oberyn Martell
187	Areo Hotah The personal bodyguard for Doran Martell.
68	Gilly A daughter of Craster, a wildling who lived in a fortified compound north of the Wall. She and her baby escaped to Castle Black with Samwell Tarly.	+1 each time she talks about something new she has learned
72	Qyburn A disgraced former Maester, who was banished from the order for engaging in forbidden experiments. He is recruited by Cersei to assist in various medical facilities.	* +1 point whenever he receives a new specimen for his experiments * +1 politics point when reporting information from his "little birds"

Kills

Episode 3: The High Sparrow

46:58 (+2) Qyburn:

Qyburn kills a rat for his experiments, splashing its blood onto his magnifying glass. (Kill of Unnamed Character)

Episode 6: Unbowed, Unbent, Unbroken

34:09 (+2) Tyene Sand:

Tyene manages to slash Bronn on the arm with her dagger, just before Areo Hotah and the Dornish guards arrive. (Minor Injury of Named Character)

Episode 9: The Dance of Dragons

16:54 (+2) Areo Hotah:

Areo delivers a stiff elbow to the face of Bronn, as ordered by Trystane Martell. (Minor Injury of Named Character)

33:57 (+10) Stannis Baratheon:

Stannis sacrifices his own daughter Shireen to the Lord of Light, allowing the red priestess Melisandre to burn her at the stake. (Kill of Named Character)

Episode 10: Mother's Mercy

14:07 (+4) Stannis Baratheon:

Stannis kills two Bolton soldiers who attempt to finish him off in the woods outside Winterfell. (Kill of Unnamed Character)

Political Wins

Episode 2: The House of Black and White

31:11 (+3) Qyburn:

Cersei names Qyburn the new Master of Whispers, replacing Varys. (Politics - uncategorized)

40:56 (+3) Samwell Tarly:

Sam stumps for Jon Snow as a candidate for Lord Commander of the Night's Watch, convincing many in the room. "He may be young, but he's the commander we turned to when the night was darkest." (Politics - uncategorized)

43:38 (+3) Maester Aemon:

Maester Aemon casts the deciding vote for Jon Snow in the Lord Commander election. (Politics - uncategorized)

Episode 4: The Sons of the Harpy

18:03 (+3) Samwell Tarly:

Samwell convinces Jon to sign a letter requesting recruits from Roose Bolton. "We swore to be the Watchers on the Wall. We can't watch the Wall with 50 men. And we can't get more men without help from the Warden of the North." (Politics - uncategorized)

Episode 5: Kill the Boy

8:52 (+3) Maester Aemon:

Maester Aemon convinces Jon to follow through with his convictions. "Kill the boy, Jon Snow. Winter is almost upon us. Kill the boy and let the man be born." (Politics - uncategorized)

38:37 (+3) Stannis Baratheon:

Stannis ignores Ser Davos Seaworth's caution and gives the order to mobilize the Baratheon army. "We have the advantage: more men, more horses, all fed and rested. But every day we wait, the odds shift in Bolton's favor. This could turn to winter at any moment. We have to act now. Give the order. We march at sunrise." (Politics - uncategorized)

Episode 6: Unbowed, Unbent, Unbroken

34:55 (+3) Areo Hotah:

Areo's Dornish guard wins the battle in the Water Gardens, arresting Bronn/Jaime and the Sand Snakes. (Politics - uncategorized)

Episode 7: The Gift

18:26 (+3) Stannis Baratheon:

Stannis orders his army to march on through the winter storm, against Ser Davos' counsel.
Davos Seaworth: "It's better to wait for the right time than risk everything."
Stannis: "This is the right time and I will risk everything. Because if I don't, we've lost. We march to victory or we march to defeat. But we go forward. Only forward." (Politics - uncategorized)

Episode 9: The Dance of Dragons

8:26 (+3) Stannis Baratheon:

Stannis overrules Ser Davos's protests, and orders him away to Castle Black.
Ser Davos: "The King's Hand should never abandon the king, especially in time of war."
Stannis: "You're not abandoning me. You're obeying a command ... Ride for Castle Black. Don't come back empty-handed." (Politics - uncategorized)

8:44 (+3) Stannis Baratheon:

Stannis denies Ser Davos' plead to escort the royal family back to Castle Black.
Davos: "Your Grace, perhaps Queen Selyse and Princess Shireen could accompany me."
Stannis: "My family stays with me."
Davos: "At least let me take Shireen. A siege is no place for a little girl."
Stannis: "My family stays with me." (Politics - uncategorized)

33:03 (+3) Stannis Baratheon:

Stannis overrules his wife Selyse's last second change of heart on the sacrifice of Shireen.
Selyse Baratheon: "We can't."
Stannis: "There's no other way. She has king's blood." (Politics - uncategorized)

Episode 10: Mother's Mercy

7:35 (+3) Samwell Tarly:

Sam convinces Jon Snow to send him and Gilly to Oldtown so that Sam can train to be the next Maester for the Night's Watch. "If Gilly stays here, then she'll die. And the baby that she named after me will die. And I'll end up dying, too, trying to protect them. Which means that the last thing that I'll see in this world will be the look in her eyes when I fail them." (Politics - uncategorized)

Insults Delivered / Funny Lines

Episode 1: The Wars to Come

20:54 (+3) Samwell Tarly:

"How many Brothers can say that they've killed a White Walker *and* a Thenn? I might be the first in history!" (Funny Line)

This isn't an insult and I don't find it funny. Out of context, it's not funny, and in context, it shows Sam's laziness, where Gilly is in fairly constant danger, surrounded by men who hate her, but Sam doesn't want to train because he had a few lucky moments beyond the wall.

Is this category purely "made the scorekeeper laugh"? Gilly certainly didn't find it funny and it wasn't delivered as though it was humor. -alicehanners

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2015 Apr 19
I thought it was clearly meant to be humor. I think it was a "funny", although I didn't find it laugh out loud funny either. Also I don't think running a "is it funny out of context" test is very useful for judging something's funni'ness. Generally isn't comedy mostly about context? -moonbaseu92

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2015 Apr 20
I meant that it was LESS fun in context, but wasn't even funny out of context.

I don't know how you can think it's humor. It's Sam trying to puff up for Gilly as an excuse for why he isn't training. -alicehanners

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2015 Apr 20
It might be seen as delivered as humor if Sam was using it to jokingly poke fun at how useless he is otherwise (hey, remember those two times I ended up doing something right??), but you can tell he's genuinely proud of himself and thinks he can protect Gilly because of this.

Don't get me wrong, I'm a big fan of Sam, but this moment was sad and I felt bad for Gilly. Not humor at all. -alicehanners

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2015 Apr 20
The "context" for humor is that of the viewer - many jokes won't be funny at all to any characters in-universe, but the humor is meant for those *watching* the show. In this case, Sam isn't telling a joke and Gilly isn't perceiving it as a joke. But the viewer obviously sees through Samwell's weak attempt at a brag for what it is, and Samwell's vanity is the joke here. I agree that it's not the greatest laugh-out-loud moment in the show, but enough people wrote in suggesting this one that we added it. -nyan

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2015 Apr 21

Episode 2: The House of Black and White

33:16 (+3) Gilly:

Samwell: "Did you know that the youngest Lord Commander in history, Osric Stark, was elected at the age of 10?"
Gilly: "I know 'S' ..." (Funny Line)

40:42 (+3) Samwell Tarly:

"A wildling girl, a baby, and Lord Janos. I found him there (in the Castle Black pantry) after the battle was over, in a puddle of his own making." (Witty Insult)

Episode 3: The High Sparrow

25:02 (+3) Stannis Baratheon:

Stannis: "You're as stubborn as your father. And as honorable."
Jon Snow: "I can imagine no higher praise"
Stannis: "I didn't mean it as praise. Honor got your father killed." (Witty Insult)

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Wait, did you really get 2 x 3 points for the same thing? -pretty_mvtherfvcker

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2015 Apr 29
This was my initial thought as well, @pretty_mvutherfvcker. You could read it as Stannis calling Jon stupid, because honor is a stupid trait that will get him killed. Also a correction on Jon's naivety in assuming that honor was always a good trait. We could go back to rejecting this one if enough people disagree. -nyan

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2015 Apr 29
the line fits two categories special/insult :) -Reaper

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2015 Apr 29 moonbaseu92 likes this

26:24 (+3) Stannis Baratheon:

Jon Snow: "I heard it was best to keep your enemies close."
Stannis: "Whoever said that didn't have many enemies." (Funny Line)

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43:11 (+3) Qyburn:

to High Septon: "So you were ministering to the needs of these... devout prostitutes." (Funny Line)

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Episode 4: The Sons of the Harpy

22:16 (+3) Stannis Baratheon:

Stannis: "Are you lonely?"
Shireen: "Just bored."
Stannis: "My father used to tell me that boredom indicates a lack of inner resources." (Witty Insult)

Episode 6: Unbowed, Unbent, Unbroken

34:47 (+3) Areo Hotah:

Areo puts his longaxe at Jaime Lannister's throat when he refuses to put down his sword.
"When you were whole, it would have been a good fight." (Threat)

Episode 7: The Gift

23:05 (+3) Samwell Tarly:

to Brant and Derek, who are assaulting Gilly: "I killed a White Walker. I killed a Thenn. I'll take my chances with you." (Threat)

24:11 (+3) Samwell Tarly:

Sam boasts about his command of the situation after he'd been beaten senseless by Brant and Derek of the Night's Watch.
Gilly: "I know they would've killed you if Ghost hadn't come."
Sam: "No no no, they were tiring out. I had them in the palm of my hand" (Funny Line)

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25:31 (+3) Samwell Tarly:

during his first sexual experience with Gilly: "Oh... oh... oh my..." (Funny Line)

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Episode 10: Mother's Mercy

7:46 (+3) Samwell Tarly:

Jon Snow: "You know that the Citadel will make you swear off women, too."
Samwell: "Oh, they'll bloody try." (Funny Line)

26:32 (+3) Tyene Sand:

to Bronn: "You want a good girl, but you need the bad pussy." (Funny Line)

Glasses of Wine Consumed

Episode 10: Mother's Mercy

8:23 (+5) Samwell Tarly:

Jon and Sam toast to Sam's journey to Oldtown to become a Maester. "To your return." (Glass of Wine Consumed)

Acts of Intercourse

Episode 7: The Gift

26:24 (+5) Samwell Tarly:

Samwell breaks his vows and lays with Gilly after he get injured. "Oh... oh... oh my." (Act of Intercourse)

26:24 (+5) Gilly:

Gilly sleeps with Samwell Tarly after she tends to his wounds. (Act of Intercourse)

41:14 (+10) Tyene Sand:

Tyene strips down to toy with Bronn as he suffers from the effects of her poisoned dagger. (Non-sexual Nude Scene)

Deaths

Episode 7: The Gift

11:30 (+10) Maester Aemon:

Maester Aemon dies of old age. "Egg. I dreamed that I was old." (Death)

Episode 8: Hardhome

+1 for Maester Aemon

Episode 9: The Dance of Dragons

+1 for Maester Aemon

Episode 10: Mother's Mercy

16:11 (+10) Stannis Baratheon:

The strong implication is that he was, in fact killed at the hands of Brienne of Tarth. I realize it wasn't technically on-screen and could be considered to be ambiguous, but we never saw Syrio Forel's death or the Hound's death, but the understanding is that they are dead as well. And if at the start of the next season, it turns out that he did, in fact, die, it'll be a little late to go back and add the points. Would the points be given to whoever has him at the beginning of next season, then? (Death)

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The precedents for kills and deaths has been to count them in the episode where it was confirmed - Barristan Selmy was treated that way (scored when we actually saw him lying on the table in the next episode), and neither Syrio Forel nor the Hound are actually counted for death points yet. Davos in S2E9 closely paralleled this - received what was possibly a fatal blow, wasn't heard from the rest of the season, then showed up fine in S3E1.

Normally the cliffhangers are between episodes and it's not as big of a deal, since the points are still counted eventually. In this case, teams that drafted Stannis would miss out on the points entirely (if he's actually dead), which is unfortunate. But the false positive is a much bigger problem: if we count a death in S5, then in S6E1 we find out the character is still alive, the S5 results are unequivocally wrong, and we may find ourselves revising scores and winners 9 months later. Counting the death for S6E1 is at least consistent to a rule that we'll count the deaths when we see a body. -nyan

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2015 Jun 16
That all said, the event suggestion is listed here because there's a very believable argument that Stannis is actually dead-dead. If everyone else is equally certain here, I'll go ahead and add this (and Brienne's kill points) in. -nyan

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2015 Jun 16
I think it's ambiguous whether he's dead-dead and whether Brienne had a last minute change of heart when she was reminded of her duty to rescue Sansa (as opposed to exacting vengeance for the death of Renly). -elaine

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2015 Jun 16
The official Game of Thrones viewer guide says Brienne killed Stannis -cfitzgerald

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2015 Jun 18
Repeating comment here: the pure scorekeeper in me doesn't like this as much either, but I'll end up recording the Kill and Death points based on it being highly likely that it happened. Pragmatically there is more riding on this death than Barristan's, because his potential death would just be recorded in the subsequent episode, which isn't a possibility here. Ultimately I think more players will be happier with the points recorded.

I'll make this an official "last episode of season" exception in the Rulebook, where the kill/death standard can be lowered from "confirmed" to simply "highly likely". -nyan

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2015 Jun 30

+1 for Maester Aemon

Special

Episode 2: The House of Black and White

33:16 (+3) Samwell Tarly:

Sam mentions a factoid from his book on the history of Lord Commanders of the Night's Watch. "Did you know that the youngest Lord Commander in history, Osric Stark, was elected at the age of 10?" (Special)

Episode 3: The High Sparrow

25:02 (+3) Stannis Baratheon:

Stannis corrects Jon Snow
Stannis: "You're as stubborn as your father. And as honorable."
Jon Snow: "I can imagine no higher praise"
Stannis: "I didn't mean it as praise. Honor got your father killed." (Special)

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Episode 4: The Sons of the Harpy

17:20 (+3) Samwell Tarly:

Samwell prepares a set of raven letters to various Lords requesting recruits for the Night's Watch. (Special)

Episode 5: Kill the Boy

6:55 (+3) Samwell Tarly:

Samwell reads a raven letter to Maester Aemon, reporting on Daenery's current struggles as ruler of Meereen. (Special)

13:21 (+3) Stannis Baratheon:

Stannis corrects First Builder Yarwyck during a meeting of the Night's Watch.
Othell Yarwyck: "Let them die (the Wildlings). We got out our own to worry about. Less enemies for us."
Stannis: "Fewer." (Special)

35:13 (+3) Samwell Tarly:

Sam reads in the library of Castle Black while talking to Gilly. (Special)

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