Results for Episode 4: Cripples, Bastards, and Broken Things
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Episode 4: Cripples, Bastards, and Broken Things
Kills
A shard from Gregor's lance impales the throat of Ser Hugh at the Tourney of the Hand.
(Kill of Named Character)
Insults Delivered / Funny Lines
4:21
(+3)
Tyrion Lannister:
Bran: "I'm not a cripple."
Tyrion: "Then I'm not a dwarf. My father will rejoice to hear it!" (Comeback)
Tyrion: "Then I'm not a dwarf. My father will rejoice to hear it!" (Comeback)
Samwell: "I've come to take the Black."
Rast: "Come to take the black pudding?" (Witty Insult)
Rast: "Come to take the black pudding?" (Witty Insult)
14:02
(+3)
Viserys Targaryen:
Doreah: "Yes, seeing a dragon would make me very happy."
Viserys: "Well after fifteen years in a pleasure house just seeing the sky would make you happy." (Witty Insult)
Viserys: "Well after fifteen years in a pleasure house just seeing the sky would make you happy." (Witty Insult)
38:17
(+3)
Daenerys Targaryen:
to Viserys: "I am a Khaleesi of the Dothraki. I am the wife of the great Khal and I carry his son inside me. The next time you raise your hand against me will be the last time you have hands."
(Threat)
Glasses of Wine Consumed
20:02
(+5)
Grand Maester Pycelle:
Pycelle drinks at the conclusion of the Small Council meeting.
(Glass of Wine Consumed)
45:41
(+5)
Robert Baratheon:
Robert drinks from his horn as the Tourney of the Hand is about to begin.
(Glass of Wine Consumed)
Acts of Intercourse
33:08
(+5)
Robert Baratheon:
Girl #1 leaves the royal bedroom after a session with the King.
(Act of Intercourse)
34:01
(+15)
Robert Baratheon:
Girls 2 and 3 exit the King's chambers. Girl 4 remains.
(Act of Intercourse)
Deaths
47:41
(+5)
Ser Hugh of the Vale:
Ser Hugh dies while jousting against the Mountain, after he is impaled through the throat with Gregor's lance.
(Death)
+0 for Sansa Stark, +0 for Waymar Royce, +0 for Gared, +0 for Will, +0 for Mycah
Special
Alliser Thorne, after Jon steps in to defend Sam: "Looks like the bastard's in love."
(Special)
8:14
(+3)
Alliser Thorne:
"Alright then Lord Snow, you wish to defend your lady love? Let's make it an exercise."
(Special)
"You two. Three of you ought to be sufficient to make lady piggy squeal. All you've got to do is get past the bastard."
(Special)
11:30
(+3)
Jorah Mormont:
"The Dothraki have never crossed the Narrow Sea. They fear any water their horses can't drink."
(Special)
38:06
(+3)
Viserys Targaryen:
to Daenerys: "You are a horselord slut, and now you've woken the Dragon!"
(Special)
Jon: "And why's my surname Snow?"
Samwell: "Because you're a bastard from the North." (Special)
Samwell: "Because you're a bastard from the North." (Special)
46:24
(+3)
Robert Baratheon:
"I've been sitting here for days! Start the damn joust before I piss meself."
(Special)
52:16
(+3)
Tyrion Lannister:
Tyrion offers up a coin to anyone at the inn who will give him the room. Bronn accepts.
Tyrion: "Is there nothing I can do ... [holds up coin] ... to remedy this?"
Bronn : "You can have my room."
Tyrion: "There's a clever man." (Special)
Tyrion: "Is there nothing I can do ... [holds up coin] ... to remedy this?"
Bronn : "You can have my room."
Tyrion: "There's a clever man." (Special)