Results for Episode 4: Cripples, Bastards, and Broken Things

Stat Leaders

Kills Points
10
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Insults Delivered / Funny Lines Points
3
3
3
3
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Glasses of Wine Consumed Points
5
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5
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Acts of Intercourse Points
20
15
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Deaths Points
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Episode 4: Cripples, Bastards, and Broken Things

Kills
A shard from Gregor's lance impales the throat of Ser Hugh at the Tourney of the Hand. (Kill of Named Character)
Insults Delivered / Funny Lines
Bran: "I'm not a cripple."
Tyrion: "Then I'm not a dwarf. My father will rejoice to hear it!"
(Comeback)
7:10 (+3) Rast:
Samwell: "I've come to take the Black."
Rast: "Come to take the black pudding?"
(Witty Insult)
Doreah: "Yes, seeing a dragon would make me very happy."
Viserys: "Well after fifteen years in a pleasure house just seeing the sky would make you happy."
(Witty Insult)
to Viserys: "I am a Khaleesi of the Dothraki. I am the wife of the great Khal and I carry his son inside me. The next time you raise your hand against me will be the last time you have hands." (Threat)
Glasses of Wine Consumed
Ned drinks during a meeting of the Small Council. (Glass of Wine Consumed)
Renly drinks during the Small Council meeting. (Glass of Wine Consumed)
Pycelle drinks at the conclusion of the Small Council meeting. (Glass of Wine Consumed)
Robert drinks from his horn as the Tourney of the Hand is about to begin. (Glass of Wine Consumed)
Acts of Intercourse
Viserys with Doreah in the bath. (Act of Intercourse)
Girl #1 leaves the royal bedroom after a session with the King. (Act of Intercourse)
Deaths
Ser Hugh dies while jousting against the Mountain, after he is impaled through the throat with Gregor's lance. (Death)
+0 for Sansa Stark, +0 for Waymar Royce, +0 for Gared, +0 for Will, +0 for Mycah
Special
3:19 (+3) Hodor:
"Hodor?" (Special)
3:22 (+3) Hodor:
"Hodor." (Special)
8:10 (+3) Jon Snow:
Alliser Thorne, after Jon steps in to defend Sam: "Looks like the bastard's in love." (Special)
"Alright then Lord Snow, you wish to defend your lady love? Let's make it an exercise." (Special)
8:20 (+3) Jon Snow:
"You two. Three of you ought to be sufficient to make lady piggy squeal. All you've got to do is get past the bastard." (Special)
"The Dothraki have never crossed the Narrow Sea. They fear any water their horses can't drink." (Special)
30:31 (+3) Gendry:
Gendry hammering away at an anvil while Ned Stark visits. (Special)
to Daenerys: "You are a horselord slut, and now you've woken the Dragon!" (Special)
40:23 (+3) Jon Snow:
Jon: "And why's my surname Snow?"
Samwell: "Because you're a bastard from the North."
(Special)
Tyrion offers up a coin to anyone at the inn who will give him the room. Bronn accepts.
Tyrion: "Is there nothing I can do ... [holds up coin] ... to remedy this?"
Bronn : "You can have my room."
Tyrion: "There's a clever man."
(Special)