Results for Episode 4: Garden of Bones
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Episode 4: Garden of Bones
Kills
5:42
(+10)
Robb Stark:
Greywind attacks and kills a Lannister soldier named Rennick.
(Kill of Named Character)
7:39
(+1)
Talisa Maegyr:
Talisa amputates off a leg of a wounded Lannister soldier.
(Major Injury of Unnamed Character)
15:46
(+5)
Joffrey Baratheon:
Joffrey orders Ros to torture Daisy with an antlered sceptre.
(Major Injury of Named Character)
Tortures Daisy with a sceptre under Joffrey's command
(Major Injury of Named Character)
29:55
(+2)
The Tickler:
The Tickler tortures a prisoner to death at Harrenhal.
(Kill of Unnamed Character)
Political Wins
5:42
(+3)
Robb Stark:
Robb wins the Battle of Oxcross, smashing the Lannister forces.
(Politics - uncategorized)
6:43
(+3)
Robb Stark:
Robb overrules Roose on torture.
Roose: "In my family we say, 'A naked man has few secrets. A flayed man none.'
Robb: "My father outlawed flaying in the North."
Roose: "We're not in the North."
Robb: "We're not torturing them."
Roose: "The high road's very pretty, but you'll have a hard time marching your army down it." (Politics - uncategorized)
Roose: "In my family we say, 'A naked man has few secrets. A flayed man none.'
Robb: "My father outlawed flaying in the North."
Roose: "We're not in the North."
Robb: "We're not torturing them."
Roose: "The high road's very pretty, but you'll have a hard time marching your army down it." (Politics - uncategorized)
11:07
(+3)
Tyrion Lannister:
Tyrion interrupts the court and stops Joffrey's public beating of Sansa Stark.
(Politics - uncategorized)
16:14
(+3)
Joffrey Baratheon:
Joffrey forcibly orders Ros to continue torturing Daisy.
Ros: "Your Grace, if your uncle finds out..."
Joffrey: "Oh, I want him to find out. You will bring her to his chambers when you're finished and show him what you've done. Or the same thing will happen to you." (Politics - uncategorized)
Ros: "Your Grace, if your uncle finds out..."
Joffrey: "Oh, I want him to find out. You will bring her to his chambers when you're finished and show him what you've done. Or the same thing will happen to you." (Politics - uncategorized)
Xaro invokes Sumai to overrule the Spice King and allow Daenerys into the city of Qarth. "I invoke Soumai. I will vouch for her, her people, and her dragons in accordance with the law."
(Politics - uncategorized)
40:55
(+3)
Tywin Lannister:
Tywin orders the Harrenhal prisoners to be put to work instead of being tortured. "Are we so well-manned that we can afford to discard able young bodies and skilled laborers?"
(Politics - uncategorized)
41:20
(+3)
Tywin Lannister:
Discerns that Arya's a girl.
Polliver: "Kneel or I'll carve your lungs out, boy."
Tywin: "You'll do no such thing. This one's a girl, you idiot, dressed as a boy." (Politics - uncategorized)
Polliver: "Kneel or I'll carve your lungs out, boy."
Tywin: "You'll do no such thing. This one's a girl, you idiot, dressed as a boy." (Politics - uncategorized)
43:15
(+3)
Tyrion Lannister:
Tyrion exposes Lancel Lannister's incest with Cersei.
Lancel: "Your own father, Lord Tywin, when I was named the King's squire, he told me to obey her in everything."
Tyrion: "Did he tell you to fuck her, too?" (Politics - uncategorized)
Lancel: "Your own father, Lord Tywin, when I was named the King's squire, he told me to obey her in everything."
Tyrion: "Did he tell you to fuck her, too?" (Politics - uncategorized)
44:08
(+3)
Tyrion Lannister:
Tyrion gains Lancel as a follower after blackmailing him with his knowledge of his affair with Cersei.
(Politics - uncategorized)
Insults Delivered / Funny Lines
8:40
(+3)
Talisa Maegyr:
Robb Stark: "I have no hatred for the lad."
Talisa: "That should help his foot grow back." (Witty Insult)
Talisa: "That should help his foot grow back." (Witty Insult)
10:34
(+3)
Joffrey Baratheon:
Ordering Ser Meryn to beat Sansa: "Leave her face... I like her pretty."
(Threat)
to Ser Meryn: "Careful, now. We don't want to get blood all over your pretty white cloak."
(Threat)
11:40
(+3)
Tyrion Lannister:
Ser Meryn Trant: "No one threatens His Grace in the presence of the Kingsguard."
Tyrion: "I'm not threatening the King, Ser. I am educating my nephew. Bronn, the next time Ser Meryn speaks, kill him. That was a threat. See the difference?" (Threat)
Tyrion: "I'm not threatening the King, Ser. I am educating my nephew. Bronn, the next time Ser Meryn speaks, kill him. That was a threat. See the difference?" (Threat)
Tyrion: "You think dipping his wick will cure what ails him (Joffrey)?"
Bronn: "There's no cure for being a cunt." (Witty Insult)
Bronn: "There's no cure for being a cunt." (Witty Insult)
17:30
(+3)
Renly Baratheon:
"I don't like you, Lord Baelish. I don't like your face. I don't like the words that come oozing out of your mouth. I don't want you in my tent one minute more than necessary. So tell me, why are you here?" ... [Littlefinger looks at Brienne] ... "You can trust Brienne. Her loyalty comes without charge."
(Witty Insult)
31:20
(+3)
Renly Baratheon:
Renly: "Whose banner is that?"
Stannis: "My own."
Renly: "I suppose if we used the same one, the battle would be terribly confusing." (Funny Line)
Stannis: "My own."
Renly: "I suppose if we used the same one, the battle would be terribly confusing." (Funny Line)
31:34
(+3)
Renly Baratheon:
"Ah, you must be this fire priestess we hear so much about. Mm, brother, now I understand why you found religion in your old age."
(Witty Insult)
31:54
(+3)
Renly Baratheon:
Melisandre: "You should kneel before your brother. He's the Lord's chosen, born amidst salt and smoke."
Renly: "Born amidst salt and smoke? Is he a ham?" (Witty Insult)
Renly: "Born amidst salt and smoke? Is he a ham?" (Witty Insult)
32:27
(+3)
Renly Baratheon:
Stannis: "The Iron Throne is mine by right. All those that deny that are my foes."
Renly: "The whole realm denies it, from Dorne to the Wall. Old men deny it with their death rattle and unborn children deny it in their mother's wombs. No one wants you for their King." (Witty Insult)
Renly: "The whole realm denies it, from Dorne to the Wall. Old men deny it with their death rattle and unborn children deny it in their mother's wombs. No one wants you for their King." (Witty Insult)
37:05
(+3)
Daenerys Targaryen:
to the Thirteen of Qarth: "When my dragons are grown, we will take back what was stolen from me and destroy those who have wronged me. We will lay waste to armies and burn cities to the ground. Turn us away and we will burn you first."
(Threat)
Spice King of Qarth: "The discussion is over, Xaro Xhoan Daxos. The Thirteen have spoken."
Xaro Xhoan Daxos: "I am one of the Thirteen and I am still speaking." (Witty Insult)
Xaro Xhoan Daxos: "I am one of the Thirteen and I am still speaking." (Witty Insult)
Acts of Intercourse
Deaths
+0 for Yoren, +0 for Lommy Greenhands, +0 for Rakharo, +0 for Maester Cressen
Special
4:25
(+3)
Loras Tyrell:
Lannister soldier 1: "[Loras Tyrell] is better with a sword than any of them."
Lannister soldier 2: "How good could he be? He's been stabbing Renly Baratheon for years, and Renly ain't dead." (Special)
Lannister soldier 2: "How good could he be? He's been stabbing Renly Baratheon for years, and Renly ain't dead." (Special)
7:21
(+3)
Talisa Maegyr:
Talisa distracts Robb from talking interrogation strategy with Roose Bolton, and employs him as a nurse while she amputates off the leg of a Lannister soldier.
(Special)
21:24
(+3)
Jorah Mormont:
Jorah gives a history on Qarth and its Garden of Bones.
Daenerys: "What do you know of this place?"
Jorah: "Only that the desert around their walls is called the Garden of Bones. Every time the Qartheen shut their gates on a traveler, the garden grows." (Special)
Daenerys: "What do you know of this place?"
Jorah: "Only that the desert around their walls is called the Garden of Bones. Every time the Qartheen shut their gates on a traveler, the garden grows." (Special)
23:35
(+3)
Arya Stark:
Arya takes after Yoren, and begins reciting her hitlist. "Joffrey. Cersei. Ilyn Payne. The Hound. Joffrey. Cersei. Ilyn Payne. The Hound. Joffrey. Cersei. Ilyn Payne. The Hound."
(Special)
30:28
(+3)
Arya Stark:
Arya recites her updated hitlist while imprisoned at Harrenhal. "Joffrey. Cersei. Ilyn Payne. The Hound ... Polliver. The Mountain."
(Special)
32:08
(+3)
Catelyn Stark:
As Stannis and Renly trade barbs: "Listen to yourselves. If you were sons of mine, I would knock your heads together and lock you in a bedchamber until you remembered that you were brothers."
They continue to bicker. (Special)
They continue to bicker. (Special)
33:39
(+3)
Melisandre:
"Look to your sins, Lord Renly. The night is dark and full of terrors."
(Special)
46:01
(+3)
Stannis Baratheon:
Davos: "Well, life's been good since you hacked them (his fingers) off, Your Grace. And it's four less fingernails to clean."
Stannis: "Fewer."
Davos: "Pardon?"
Stannis: "Four fewer fingernails to clean." (Special)
Stannis: "Fewer."
Davos: "Pardon?"
Stannis: "Four fewer fingernails to clean." (Special)