Crows Before Hoes
4
Owner: mshisiger
45 roto pts (#2)
Z-Score:
1.028 (percentile: 84.8%)
Weeks at #1: 0
Categories won:
Acts of Intercourse (35), A Game of Thrones (44), The Feels (82)
Best Week:
Episode 1: Winterfell
(+5.5 roto points)
Team MVP:
Jon Snow
(picked #3,
319 points,
55.19% of team total)
Roster Stats
Roster
| charId | Character | Special |
|---|---|---|
| 39 |
Jon Snow
|
* +1 each time he unintentionally drops Longclaw * +1 point each time he is called a bastard in his presence * Ghost's actions contribute to his points. |
| 32 |
Jorah Mormont
|
* +1 point when he explains to someone he has Greyscale * +1 point in each scene that Jorah serves as an encyclopedia for Essos culture. * +1 point each time Daenerys convinces him to go on a mission / do something that doesn't involve being anywhere around her (friendzone) |
| 7 |
Bran Stark
|
* Bran introducing himself into a scene by creepily staring at people * Summer's actions contribute to his points * Scores points for each scene where he breaks out of his tree-trance and shows any of the following emotions: sadness (visible tears), happiness (audible laughter or smiles with teeth), fear (audible screams) * Scores points for each instance he uses his Warg ability |
| 50 |
Davos Seaworth
|
* +1 point every time his fingers or onions are referenced * +1 point when invoking Shireen's name |
| 82 |
Varys
|
* +1 politics point when he meets another character in secret * +1 point when someone references his being a eunuch to him * +1 point when he passes along information from his "little birds" |
| 92 |
Edmure Tully
|
Kills
Sansa and Arya look on as Jon and Rhaegal torches the front line of wights with dragonfire - 33 wights are seen burning or thrown into the air by the blast
(Kill of Unnamed Character)
18:43
(+4)
Jorah Mormont:
Jorah slashes two wights while on horseback, before his horse is taken down by a gang tackle of wights.
(Kill of Unnamed Character)
18:52
(+2)
Jorah Mormont:
Jorah kills a wight from the ground after being tackled off of his horse.
(Kill of Unnamed Character)
27:05
(+4)
Jorah Mormont:
Jorah kills two wights as he covers the retreat of the Northern armies back into Winterfell.
(Kill of Unnamed Character)
27:40
(+2)
Jorah Mormont:
Jorah stabs through a wight as the phalanx of Unsullied escort Melisandre outside the Winterfell gate.
(Kill of Unnamed Character)
After the trench is lit, Jon and Rhaegal venture out and ignite a cluster of wights just outside the Winterfell gate.
(Kill of Unnamed Character)
As Bran's warged ravens fly across the battlefield, the dragons continue to torch the wights army outside the walls of Winterfell. 40 wights are thrown up/incinerated in the blast (unknown dragon, score split evenly across dragons)
(Kill of Unnamed Character)
37:27
(+2)
Jorah Mormont:
Jorah slashes two wights while defending the wall, splashing their blood across the ramparts.
(Kill of Unnamed Character)
38:30
(+2)
Jorah Mormont:
Jorah a wight as it tries to climb over the castle wall.
(Kill of Unnamed Character)
38:44
(+2)
Jorah Mormont:
Jorah stabs one of the wights after pulling them off of Samwell Tarly.
(Kill of Unnamed Character)
With Jon as rider, Rhaegal engages in a vicious mid-air fight with Viserion, ripping the scales off his breast and ultimately breaking Viserion's jaw.
(Major Injury of Named Character)
56:43
(+2)
Jorah Mormont:
Jorah stabs through a wight as his friendzone-sense tells him that the dragons and his Queen are in danger.
(Kill of Unnamed Character)
Jon cuts down one wight as the recently-reanimated army of corpses begin to surround him.
(Kill of Unnamed Character)
Jon fends off five wights as he is surrounded outside the walls of Winterfell.
(Kill of Unnamed Character)
64:15
(+2)
Jorah Mormont:
Jorah swoops in to Daenerys' rescue after she falls from Drogon, lopping off the head of a wight.
(Kill of Unnamed Character)
Jon fends off three wights as he makes his way into Winterfell.
(Kill of Unnamed Character)
Jon kills three more wights as he fights his way through the Winterfell courtyard.
(Kill of Unnamed Character)
Jon cuts through 5 wights as he makes his way through the hallway and locks a cell gate behind him.
(Kill of Unnamed Character)
66:03
(+12)
Jorah Mormont:
Jorah fights off 6 wights while defending Daenerys outside the walls of Winterfell.
(Kill of Unnamed Character)
67:59
(+8)
Jorah Mormont:
Jorah fights off four wights as he defends Daenerys.
(Kill of Unnamed Character)
Jon cuts down a wight as he tries to evade the chaotic blue fire from the injured Viserion.
(Kill of Unnamed Character)
69:26
(+6)
Jorah Mormont:
Jorah fights off 3 more wights as he is cut down to the ground.
(Kill of Unnamed Character)
73:37
(+2)
Jorah Mormont:
Jorah kills one more wight as he lays kneeling on the ground.
(Kill of Unnamed Character)
Jon strikes down a Lannister soldier as the Northern forces march their way into King's Landing.
(Kill of Unnamed Character)
Jon cuts down a Lannister soldier in the chaos after the Northern forces attack the surrendered Lannister army.
(Kill of Unnamed Character)
Jon cuts down two more Lannister soldiers in the chaos after the Northern forces attack the surrendered Lannister army.
(Kill of Unnamed Character)
Jon kills two more Lannister soldiers while pleading for his own soldiers to stop the attack.
(Kill of Unnamed Character)
Jon kills another Lannister soldier while continuing to tell people to stop killing the Lannister soldiers. 🤷
(Kill of Unnamed Character)
Jon saves a woman in an alleyway, running his sword through a Northern soldier attacking her.
(Kill of Unnamed Character)
Political Wins
Rhaegal accepts Jon as a dragonrider as they take flight for the first time.
Jon: "I don't know how to ride a dragon."
Daenerys: "Nobody does. Until they ride a dragon." (New Follower/Prisoner)
Jon: "I don't know how to ride a dragon."
Daenerys: "Nobody does. Until they ride a dragon." (New Follower/Prisoner)
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Jon finds out his true lineage as the trueborn son of Rhaegaer Targaryen and Lyanna Stark, and potentially the rightful King of the Seven Kingdoms.
Sam: "I had a High Septon's diary. Bran had... whatever Bran has. ... Your mother was Lyanna Stark. And your father - your real father - was Rhaegar Targaryen. You've never been a bastard. You're Aegon Targaryen, true heir to the Iron Throne." (Secret Discovery)
Sam: "I had a High Septon's diary. Bran had... whatever Bran has. ... Your mother was Lyanna Stark. And your father - your real father - was Rhaegar Targaryen. You've never been a bastard. You're Aegon Targaryen, true heir to the Iron Throne." (Secret Discovery)
submitted by cereith717 (approved!)
53:22
(+3)
Bran Stark:
Despite his attempts to travel anonymously, Bran is there to greet Jaime Lannister as he arrives in Winterfell - the "old friend" Bran has been waiting for.
(Secret Discovery)
Daenerys addresses Jon as Warden of the North when asking his opinion on the Jaime Lannister matter, confirming his new position under his regime.
(New Title)
submitted by hindsight44 (approved!)
18:01
(+3)
Jorah Mormont:
Jorah convinces Daenerys to forgive Tyrion's failures and keep him on as Hand of the Queen.
(Convincing Argument)
50:17
(+3)
Jorah Mormont:
Samwell gifts the Tarly family sword to Jorah.
Samwell: "And I'd love to defend them with it. But I can't really hold it upright. Your father, he taught me how to be a man. How to do what's right. This is right." (New Weapon)
Samwell: "And I'd love to defend them with it. But I can't really hold it upright. Your father, he taught me how to be a man. How to do what's right. This is right." (New Weapon)
Jon quotes the Night's Watch oath to end his eulogy to the dead at Winterfell. "They were the shields that guarded the realms of men. And we shall never see their like again."
(House Words)
Tyrion and Jon convince Daenerys to take a more cautioned approach to the war and lay siege to King's Landing instead of destroying it.
Daenerys: "No matter how many lords turn against her, as long as she sits on the Iron Throne, she can call herself Queen of the Seven Kingdoms. We need the capital."
Tyrion: "I watched the people of King's Landing rebel against their king when they were hungry, and that was before winter began. Give them the opportunity and they will cast Cersei aside."
Jon: "We'll surround the city. If the Iron Fleet tries to ferry in more food, the dragons will destroy them. If the Lannisters and the Golden Company attack, we'll defeat them in the field."
Tyrion: "Once the people see that Cersei is our only enemy, her reign is over." (Convincing Argument)
Daenerys: "No matter how many lords turn against her, as long as she sits on the Iron Throne, she can call herself Queen of the Seven Kingdoms. We need the capital."
Tyrion: "I watched the people of King's Landing rebel against their king when they were hungry, and that was before winter began. Give them the opportunity and they will cast Cersei aside."
Jon: "We'll surround the city. If the Iron Fleet tries to ferry in more food, the dragons will destroy them. If the Lannisters and the Golden Company attack, we'll defeat them in the field."
Tyrion: "Once the people see that Cersei is our only enemy, her reign is over." (Convincing Argument)
Jon overrules Sansa's objections and pledges the weakened Northern forces to fight for Daenerys immediately.
to Sansa: "The Northern forces will honor their promises and their allegiance to the Queen of the Seven Kingdoms."
turning to Daenerys: "What you command, we will obey." (Executive Decision)
to Sansa: "The Northern forces will honor their promises and their allegiance to the Queen of the Seven Kingdoms."
turning to Daenerys: "What you command, we will obey." (Executive Decision)
Jon breaks his promise to Daenerys, secretly telling Arya and Sansa about his heritage as a Targaryen and heir to the Iron Throne as long as they pinky swore not to tell anyone.
(Act of Betrayal)
Varys learns of Jon's parentage through the game of secret discovery telephone.
Varys: "How many others know?"
Tyrion: "Including us? Eight."
Varys: "Well, then it's not a secret anymore. It's information." (Secret Discovery)
Varys: "How many others know?"
Tyrion: "Including us? Eight."
Varys: "Well, then it's not a secret anymore. It's information." (Secret Discovery)
Varys has recruited Martha, a serving girl from the kitchen in an attempt to poison Daenerys.
(New Follower/Prisoner)
Varys has recruited Martha, a serving girl from the kitchen in an attempt to poison Daenerys.
(Act of Betrayal)
7:16
(+3)
Davos Seaworth:
Davos talks down the confrontation between Jon Snow and Grey Worm over the Lannister prisoners, convincing Jon to speak to Queen Daenerys first.
(Convincing Argument)
"You think our house words are stamped on our bodies when we're born and that's who we are? Then I'd be fire and blood too."
(House Words)
Jon stabs Daenerys as they kiss in the throne room, concluding that she is too delusional in her power to be allowed to rule. "You are my queen. Now, and always."
(Act of Betrayal)
55:02
(+3)
Bran Stark:
After his nomination by Tyrion, Bran is selected to be King of Westeros.
"All hail Bran the Broken, First of His Name, King of the Andals and the First Men, Lord of the Six Kingdoms and Protector of the Realm." (New Title)
"All hail Bran the Broken, First of His Name, King of the Andals and the First Men, Lord of the Six Kingdoms and Protector of the Realm." (New Title)
55:57
(+3)
Bran Stark:
Bran overrules both Tyrion and Grey Worm's suggestions in naming Tyrion as his Hand of the King.
Grey Worm: "This man is a criminal. He deserves justice."
Bran: "He just got it. He's made many terrible mistakes. He's going to spend the rest of his life fixing them." (Executive Decision)
Grey Worm: "This man is a criminal. He deserves justice."
Bran: "He just got it. He's made many terrible mistakes. He's going to spend the rest of his life fixing them." (Executive Decision)
70:10
(+3)
Davos Seaworth:
Davos is named the Master of Ships in King Bran's new Small Council
(New Title)
Insults Delivered / Funny Lines
to Daenerys, after his first dragon flight with Rhaegal: "You've completely ruined horses for me."
(Funny Line)
51:19
(+3)
Davos Seaworth:
Tyrion: "How about a song? One of you must know one. Ser Davos?"
Davos: "You'll pray for a quick death. (Funny Line)
Davos: "You'll pray for a quick death. (Funny Line)
Varys sighs at his fate while waiting out the Battle of Winterfell: "At least we already in a crypt."
(Funny Line)
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Gilly: "If it's a boy, we want to name him Jon."
Jon: "I hope it's a girl." (Funny Line)
Jon: "I hope it's a girl." (Funny Line)
21:26
(+3)
Davos Seaworth:
Tyrion: "Davos, I need to ask you a favor. You're the greatest smuggler alive, aren't you."
Davos: "I'm not going to like this favor, am I?" (Funny Line)
Davos: "I'm not going to like this favor, am I?" (Funny Line)
49:03
(+3)
Edmure Tully:
Edmure responds to Samwell Tarly's proposal for democratic elections: "Maybe we should give the dogs a vote as well"
(Witty Insult)
70:16
(+3)
Davos Seaworth:
to Bronn: "These projects will begin as soon as the Master of Coin and Lord of Lofty Titles provides funding."
(Witty Insult)
70:29
(+3)
Davos Seaworth:
Bronn: "The Master of Coin looks forward to helping the Master of Ships, but first he has to ensure we're not wasting coin, or soon there won't be no more coin."
Davos: "Any more." (Funny Line)
Davos: "Any more." (Funny Line)
Glasses of Wine Consumed
Jon drinks from his cup at the head table as he notices Daenerys' spaced out look.
(Glass of Wine Consumed)
13:31
(+5)
Davos Seaworth:
Davos is handed a cup by Tyrion as they worry about the mysteries of the Lord of Light and the political infighting situation.
(Glass of Wine Consumed)
Jon drinks as they the Feast of Winterfell toast to Daenerys the Dragon Queen and Arya Stark, the Hero of Winterfell
(Glass of Wine Consumed)
Jon drinks in the background as Tormund regales the crowd with the legends of Jon Snow.
(Glass of Wine Consumed)
16:25
(+5)
Davos Seaworth:
Davos drinks in the foreground as Tormund regales the crowd with the legends of Jon Snow.
(Glass of Wine Consumed)
Acts of Intercourse
41:13
(+5)
Jorah Mormont:
Jorah gently caresses the Khaleesi's elbow as he points out where Samwell is in the library.
(Act of Intercourse)
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64:18
(+5)
Jorah Mormont:
Jorah picks Daenerys up off the ground after she falls from Drogon's back.
(Act of Intercourse)
68:12
(+5)
Jorah Mormont:
Jorah crumples down after getting stabbed in the gut. Daenerys gives him a reassuring pat on the back.
(Act of Intercourse)
73:55
(+5)
Jorah Mormont:
Daenerys fulfills a man's dying wish and reaches out to touch Ser Jorah's elbow.
(Act of Intercourse)
77:53
(+5)
Jorah Mormont:
Jorah dies in the arms of a tearful Daenerys, having successfully defended her from the onslaught of wights.
(Act of Intercourse)
3:37
(+5)
Jorah Mormont:
Daenerys gives Jorah a parting kiss on his forehead as his body lies atop the funeral pyre.
(Act of Intercourse)
A Game of Thrones
8:07
(+1)
Bran Stark:
Bran sits in his wheelchair as he waits for Jon Snow and his entourage to arrive back to Winterfell.
(Basic Seat)
Jon sits at the head of the table alongside Sansa as they host the Northern Lords at Winterfell.
(Basic Seat)
10:22
(+1)
Bran Stark:
Bran sits in his wheelchair at the back corner of the court at Winterfell.
(Basic Seat)
Jon Snow takes a seat after responding to Lyanna Mormont's call out.
"...when I left Winterfell, I told you we need allies or we will die. I have brought those allies home to fight alongside us. I had a choice, keep my crown or protect the North. I chose the North." (Basic Seat)
"...when I left Winterfell, I told you we need allies or we will die. I have brought those allies home to fight alongside us. I had a choice, keep my crown or protect the North. I chose the North." (Basic Seat)
15:27
(+1)
Bran Stark:
Bran sits in his wheelchair and stares at Tyrion from the mudy courtyard of Winterfell.
(Basic Seat)
43:47
(+1)
Bran Stark:
Bran continues to sit in his wheelchair as Samwell Tarly steps out into the courtyard.
(Basic Seat)
53:19
(+1)
Bran Stark:
Bran has apparently sat in his wheelchair overnight through a light snowstorm, finally seeing his expected old friend Jaime Lannister arrive to Winterfell.
(Basic Seat)
Jon is zoned out in his seat as the rest of the court in Winterfell interrogates Jaime.
(Basic Seat)
4:35
(+1)
Bran Stark:
Bran sits in his wheelchair at the Court of Winterfell.
Jaime: "We were at war. Everything I did, I did for my house and my family. i'd do it all again."
Bran: "The things we do for love." (Basic Seat)
Jaime: "We were at war. Everything I did, I did for my house and my family. i'd do it all again."
Bran: "The things we do for love." (Basic Seat)
10:59
(+1)
Bran Stark:
Bran sits in his wheelchair in the Godswood as he has a conversation with Jaime.
(Basic Seat)
27:17
(+1)
Bran Stark:
Bran sits in his wheelchair while the group plans for the Battle of Winterfell.
(Basic Seat)
51:10
(+1)
Davos Seaworth:
Davos sits as he declares "we're out of wine" to the fireplace crew.
(Basic Seat)
3:10
(+1)
Bran Stark:
Bran is wheeled past Tyrion by Theon, as everyone inside Winterfell gets ready for battle.
(Basic Seat)
18:26
(+1)
Bran Stark:
Bran sits as he and Theon nervously watch the snowstorm rustle through the trees of the Godswood.
(Basic Seat)
62:16
(+1)
Bran Stark:
Bran continues to sit in his wheelchair in the Godswood, doing his mysterious warg thing and probably taking some sweet drone shots of the battle or something.
(Basic Seat)
71:54
(+1)
Bran Stark:
71 minutes into the episode, Bran continues to sit in the Godswood.
(Basic Seat)
4:44
(+1)
Bran Stark:
Bran sits in his wheelchair among the crowd as they pay their respects to the dead from the Battle of Winterfell.
(Basic Seat)
8:54
(+1)
Bran Stark:
Bran sits in his wheelchair behind the head table during the celebratory feast at Winterfell.
(Basic Seat)
Jon awkwardly sits at center of the head table between Sansa and Daenerys during the celebratory feast at Winterfell.
(Basic Seat)
10:11
(+1)
Davos Seaworth:
Davos sits and observes nervously as Daenerys calls out Gendry for his Baratheon heritage.
(Basic Seat)
Jon sits back down after raising a toast and giving his cup of wine to Gendry
(Basic Seat)
Varys sits in a chair at the edge of the head table as Tormund and the hall give a toast. "To Daenerys, the Dragon Queen!"
(Basic Seat)
35:54
(+1)
Bran Stark:
Bran sits in his wheelchair in the background of Daenerys' war planning meeting.
(Basic Seat)
36:07
(+1)
Bran Stark:
Bran sits in a wheelchair in the Godswood during the Stark family intervention meeting with Jon.
(Basic Seat)
Varys sits down with Tyrion in the cabin below deck, discussing the secret of Jon's parentage.
(Basic Seat)
Varys sits at his desk while penning a secret letter about Jon Snow's lineage.
(Basic Seat)
Varys continues to sit and write letters by candelight, when he is arrested by Grey Worm and the Unsullied.
(Basic Seat)
Jon sits down on a small wooden chair in Tyrion's prison chamber.
(Basic Seat)
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44:12
(+1)
Bran Stark:
Bran is seated in his wheelchair as the Lords and Ladies of Westeros are seated in the Dragonpit for Tyrion Lannister's trial.
(Basic Seat)
44:12
(+1)
Davos Seaworth:
Davos is seated as the Lords and Ladies of Westeros meet in the Dragonpit for Tyrion Lannister's trial.
(Basic Seat)
46:05
(+1)
Davos Seaworth:
Davos returns to his seat after his passioned pleas for Grey Worm and the Unsullied to end the confrontation and settle in the Reach are rejected.
(Basic Seat)
47:05
(+1)
Edmure Tully:
Edmure sits and grits his teeth as he prepares to give his big speech to the Lords and Ladies of Westeros.
(Basic Seat)
48:15
(+1)
Edmure Tully:
Edmure returns to his seat after his speech is interrupted by Sansa and he is ignored by the other Lords of Westeros.
(Basic Seat)
55:11
(+1)
Davos Seaworth:
Davos sits back down after the Lords rise to anoint Bran Stark as King of Six Kingdoms.
(Basic Seat)
60:36
(+3)
Bran Stark:
Bran is wheeled out to the King's Landing docks for the Starks' final farewell with Jon Snow
(Seat of Power)
67:40
(+1)
Davos Seaworth:
Davos is seated at the Small Council meeting as Tyrion reviews Archmaester Ebrose's historical tome, "A Song of Ice and Fire"
(Basic Seat)
68:40
(+1)
Davos Seaworth:
Davos reseats himself after Bran arrives at the Small Council meeting.
(Basic Seat)
69:49
(+1)
Davos Seaworth:
Davos reseats himself at the Small Council meeting after King Bran's departure.
(Basic Seat)
Deaths
77:53
(+5)
Jorah Mormont:
Jorah dies in the arms of a tearful Daenerys, having successfully defended her from the onslaught of wights.
(Death)
3:21
(+2)
Jorah Mormont:
Jorah's body lies on top of a funeral pyre after the Battle of Winterfell.
(Dead Body Appearance)
Special
Tyrion, as he and Varys arrive to a frigid Winterfell: "You should consider yourself lucky. At least your balls won't freeze off."
(Special)
Varys: "You take great offense at dwarf jokes, but love telling eunuch jokes. Why is that?"
Tyrion: "Because I have balls... and you don't" (Special)
Tyrion: "Because I have balls... and you don't" (Special)
15:27
(+3)
Bran Stark:
Not even the upper balcony is safe, as Tyrion endures a staredown from Bran who is stuck in the muddy courtyard of Winterfell.
(Special)
29:51
(+3)
Davos Seaworth:
Varys (observing banners): "The Karstarks."
Davos: "One of the better sigils. Beats an onion, anyway." (Special)
Davos: "One of the better sigils. Beats an onion, anyway." (Special)
41:30
(+3)
Jorah Mormont:
Jorah reunites with Sam and they talk about his former Greyscale condition.
Dany: "The man who saved Ser Jorah when no one else could."
Jorah: "They could. They just wouldn't." (Special)
Dany: "The man who saved Ser Jorah when no one else could."
Jorah: "They could. They just wouldn't." (Special)
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43:51
(+3)
Bran Stark:
Ravaged by news about the deaths of his family and in emotional turmoil, Samwell Tarly stumbles into the court of Winterfell to find Bran staring and waiting for him. Bran gives him a homework assignment.
(Special)
53:19
(+3)
Bran Stark:
After trekking for weeks incognito to make it up to Winterfell, Jaime discovers Bran just sitting there and staring at him.
(Special)
to Daenerys: "So the last thing she did as she bled to death on her birthing bed was give the boy to her brother Ned Stark - to raise as his bastard."
(Special)
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33:04
(+3)
Bran Stark:
The Night King is half an hour late and not responding to texts, so Bran wargs into a flock of ravens to scout out the battlefield and find out where he's at.
(Special)
Arya: "You're my brother. Not my half-brother or my bastard brother. My brother."
(Special)
Varys: "He (Jon Snow) is a man, which makes him more appealing to the lords of Westeros, whose support we are going to need."
Tyrion: "Joffrey was a man. I don't think a cock is a true qualification, as I'm sure you'd agree." (Special)
Tyrion: "Joffrey was a man. I don't think a cock is a true qualification, as I'm sure you'd agree." (Special)
Daenerys: "This is our reason. It has been from the beginning, since you were a little boy with a bastard's name"
(Special)
The Feels
Jon arrives back home to Winterfell and embraces Bran, as Jon sees him for the first time in 7 seasons.
Jon: "Look at you. You're a man."
Bran: "Almost." (Warm Fuzzy Moment)
Jon: "Look at you. You're a man."
Bran: "Almost." (Warm Fuzzy Moment)
Arya and Jon finally reunite in the Godswood of Winterfell and compare their fancy swords.
Arya: "I'm defending our family. And so is she (Sansa)."
Jon: "I'm her family too."
Arya: "Don't forget that." (Warm Fuzzy Moment)
Arya: "I'm defending our family. And so is she (Sansa)."
Jon: "I'm her family too."
Arya: "Don't forget that." (Warm Fuzzy Moment)
After Bran issues a dire warning to everyone that the White Walkers are coming and how they don't have any time for this, Jon and Dany take a romantic getaway to the frost-covered waterfall on dragon-back.
Jon: "It's cold up here for a southern girl."
Dany: "So keep your Queen warm." (Warm Fuzzy Moment)
Jon: "It's cold up here for a southern girl."
Dany: "So keep your Queen warm." (Warm Fuzzy Moment)
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As he tries to get his makeout session on with Daenerys, Jon enters a staring contest with Drogon who is watching with great interest.
(Ridiculously Funny Moment)
24:38
(+5)
Davos Seaworth:
Davos encounters a Northern girl with a scarred face, much like Shireen Baratheon's.
Nothern girl: "Which way should I go?"
Davos: "Which way do you want to go?" (Sad Feels)
Nothern girl: "Which way should I go?"
Davos: "Which way do you want to go?" (Sad Feels)
The three remaining Night's Watch members share some banter and reflect on their beginnings.
Samwell: "Think back to where we started. Us, Grenn, Pyp."
Jon: "Now it's just us three."
Edd: "Last man left, burn the rest of us." (Warm Fuzzy Moment)
Samwell: "Think back to where we started. Us, Grenn, Pyp."
Jon: "Now it's just us three."
Edd: "Last man left, burn the rest of us." (Warm Fuzzy Moment)
50:17
(+5)
Jorah Mormont:
Jorah receives Heartsbane, Tarly family sword from Samwell, as a remembrance to his father, the Lord Commander Jeor Mormont.
Samwell: "And I'd love to defend them with it. But I can't really hold it upright. Your father, he taught me how to be a man. How to do what's right. This is right." (Warm Fuzzy Moment)
Samwell: "And I'd love to defend them with it. But I can't really hold it upright. Your father, he taught me how to be a man. How to do what's right. This is right." (Warm Fuzzy Moment)
Jon gives a eulogy to the fallen as the living pay their respects after the Battle of Winterfell.
"We're here to say goodbye to our brothers and sisters. To our fathers and mothers. To our friends.
Our fellow men and women who set aside their differences to fight together and die together so that others might live.
Everyone in this world owes them a debt that can never be repaid.
It is our duty and our honor to keep them alive in memory for those who come after us, and those who come after them, for as long as men draw breath.
They were the shields that guarded the realms of men.
And we shall never see their like again." (Sad Feels)
"We're here to say goodbye to our brothers and sisters. To our fathers and mothers. To our friends.
Our fellow men and women who set aside their differences to fight together and die together so that others might live.
Everyone in this world owes them a debt that can never be repaid.
It is our duty and our honor to keep them alive in memory for those who come after us, and those who come after them, for as long as men draw breath.
They were the shields that guarded the realms of men.
And we shall never see their like again." (Sad Feels)
Arya and Sansa stage a family intervention with Jon Snow to bring him back to the Stark side.
Jon: "I've never been a Stark."
Sansa: "You are. You're just as much Ned Stark's child as any of us."
Arya: "You're my brother. Not my half-brother or my bastard brother. My brother." (Warm Fuzzy Moment)
Jon: "I've never been a Stark."
Sansa: "You are. You're just as much Ned Stark's child as any of us."
Arya: "You're my brother. Not my half-brother or my bastard brother. My brother." (Warm Fuzzy Moment)
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Bran Stark:
Jon: *struggles internally with secret heritage*
Bran: "It's your choice."
Jon: "I need to tell you a secret. But you have to swear you can't tell anyone."
Sansa, Arya: "We swear it."
Jon: "Alright, here goes... Bran, tell 'em." (I've made a huge mistake.)
Bran: "It's your choice."
Jon: "I need to tell you a secret. But you have to swear you can't tell anyone."
Sansa, Arya: "We swear it."
Jon: "Alright, here goes... Bran, tell 'em." (I've made a huge mistake.)
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Jon and Tormund say their final farewells, as Tormund leaves to take the Free Folk home beyond the Wall.
(Warm Fuzzy Moment)
Jon and Sam say their goodbyes at Winterfell.
Sam: "You're the best friend I ever had."
Jon: "You too, Sam." (Warm Fuzzy Moment)
Sam: "You're the best friend I ever had."
Jon: "You too, Sam." (Warm Fuzzy Moment)
Varys says his last words to Tyrion as he awaits his execution: "I hope I deserve it, truly I do. I hope I'm wrong. Goodbye, old friend."
(Sad Feels)
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Edmure Tully:
After Sansa interrupts his speech and embarrasses him in front of the council, Edmure glances around at the awkward gazes of the other lords and clumsily knocks his scabbard against a pole as he sits down.
(Ridiculously Funny Moment)
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Bran Stark:
The Starks share their farewells with Jon Snow before he is exiled off to the Night's Watch.
Jon: "I'm sorry I wasn't there when you needed me."
Bran: "You were exactly where you were supposed to be." (Warm Fuzzy Moment)
Jon: "I'm sorry I wasn't there when you needed me."
Bran: "You were exactly where you were supposed to be." (Warm Fuzzy Moment)
The Starks share their farewells with Jon Snow before he is exiled off to the Night's Watch.
(Warm Fuzzy Moment)
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Davos Seaworth:
Davos drags out and drops one of Tyrion's carefully arranged Small Council chairs to the Hand's exasperation.
(Ridiculously Funny Moment)