The King of the Course (Mario Kart Course that is)

8th Floor of the Red Keep

6-0, 31.5 roto pts (#3)
Z-Score: 0 (percentile: 50%)
Weeks at #1: 5
Categories won:
Best Week: Episode 2: A Knight of the Seven Kingdoms (+11 roto points)
Team MVP: Drogon (picked #5, 2159 points, 83.42% of team total)
Longest winstreak: W-6

Roster Stats

Character	Drafted	Total	Kills	Politics	Insults	Wine	Sex	Thrones	Deaths	Special	Feels
Drogon	#5	2159	2132	0	0	0	0	0	0	6	21
Tormund Giantsbane	#17	157	40	3	27	15	5	3	0	42	22
Jaime Lannister	#8	150	31	0	18	30	10	6	7	12	36
Theon Greyjoy	#20	79	46	6	0	0	0	0	7	0	20
Wight Giants (extras)	#32	29	26	0	0	0	0	0	0	3	0
Yara Greyjoy	#29	14	1	6	0	0	0	2	0	0	5
Totals		2588	2276	15	45	45	15	11	14	63	104

Roster

charId	Character	Special
387	Drogon	* each time he is mounted by a new dragonrider (Political Follower points) * on-screen barrel rolls completed (360° rotations in the air) * objects burned in non-combat situations
19	Jaime Lannister	* +1 point for awkward waves with his metal hand * +1 point when he uses his metal hand in a combat situation * +1 point when someone (excl. Cersei) references incest with Cersei or her childrens' bastardy directly to him * 2x multiplier for sex acts involving incest (first cousin or closer)
67	Tormund Giantsbane	* every mention of "killing Crows" * every on-screen second he stares into Brienne's soul (rounded up)
61	Theon Greyjoy	+1 point for scenes where Theon refers to himself as "Reek" +1 point when his missing manhood is referenced
63	Yara Greyjoy	+1 when referencing that she is a lesbian, or making a pass at another woman
396	Wight Giants (extras)	* glowing blue eyes (each set) simply staring at human characters without taking action (e.g. not attacking/pursuing)

Kills

Episode 1: Winterfell

27:15 (+2) Theon Greyjoy:

Theon kills a member of Euron's crew as he leads a squad of Ironborn on a rescue mission to save his sister Yara Greyjoy. (Kill of Unnamed Character)

submitted by kevinreading66 (approved!)

Original submission: "Theon and his team board the boat to save Yara, 4 arrows are used to kill people working on the boat. The camera then cuts to Theon and his team with Theon at the front with his bow and arrow cocked, surely he deserves some points for these kills?"

There were actually 5 kills and on-screen we see a squad of 4 (including Theon). Given the scenario I've scored 1 for Theon (Euron's men were killed in quick succession, so presumably they all landed their shots).

For future references, I *would* say this is a bit of a grey(joy) area, with the fudged assumption that they didn't have time to reload much, so Theon must've landed his first shot. If there were 5 arrow kills and Theon had boarded with 20 goodmen, I don't think he would have gotten any points. Similar for 200 arrow kills and 20 men shooting, or if we saw arrows flying around and missing. These scenarios would put enough plausibility that Theon did not land his shots.

The scoring criteria wants to see strong attribution happen on-screen, else we have submissions like "Tormund and Jon were like 2/10 of soldiers in the Battle of Bastards at this point and there's a pile of 150 bodies around them, clearly they did 20% of those kills". It ends up cheapening the points for legitimate kills the characters do 1:1. -nyan

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2019 Apr 16
Also so much for having a crew of elite mutes who can't warn each other in the event of a surprise attack, eh Euron? -nyan

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27:34 (+2) Theon Greyjoy:

Theon throws an axe into the skull of the Ironborn soldier guarding Yara Greyjoy. (Kill of Unnamed Character)

27:57 (+1) Yara Greyjoy:

As thanks for her rescue, Yara headbutts Theon, bloodying his nose. (Minor Injury of Named Character)

Episode 3: The Long Night

16:06 (+2) Jaime Lannister:

Jaime bodies a wight onto the ground. (Kill of Unnamed Character)

16:13 (+2) Jaime Lannister:

Jaime slashes a wight across its back and drags it off of Brienne. (Kill of Unnamed Character)

16:16 (+10) Drogon:

Drogon arrives to the battlefield, lighting up a line of wights behind Jaime. 5 wights are thrown up in the air from the blast. (Kill of Unnamed Character)

+ 1 more

16:27 (+2) Tormund Giantsbane:

Tormund slashes a wight across the chest as Drogon rains down fire in teh background. (Kill of Unnamed Character)

16:29 (+2) Tormund Giantsbane:

Tormund knees a wight in the zombie balls as Drogon's fire rages around. (Kill of Unnamed Character)

16:43 (+44) Drogon:

Drogon torches the rear of the wight formation, burning 22 visible wights in the blast area (Kill of Unnamed Character)

+ 2 more

8 more comments - see full thread

If you change how this is scored mid season, it screws everyone who drafted dragons in order to get these mass kill points. You change the strategy of the draft. -bcharleshayes

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2019 Apr 30 nyan, yarden.s, da_stetson like this
Everyone keep in mind that Drogon had a total of 6 pts heading into Episode 3. They most certainly won't have an episode with this volume of kills again. -g108138214067352828589

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2019 Apr 30 nyan and da_stetson like this
How can two things get kill points!
Either the dragon killed them or the rider did.
Also I thought you changed it so there were not to have mass killing points because of last year - were going to make it like 10 kills equal 1 because of last year.

But truly how do you get two kills. If two people stabbed the same person would both get points or the person that did the killing blow.

Please review the logic that kill points should be awarded to both. The dragon did the actual killing. Correct!!! -j.stainless11

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2019 May 15

18:07 (+4) Jaime Lannister:

Jaime cuts down two wights as the snowstorm approaches from overhead. (Kill of Unnamed Character)

18:12 (+4) Tormund Giantsbane:

Tormund slashes two wights before the snowstorm overwhelms the battlefield. (Kill of Unnamed Character)

18:21 (+56) Drogon:

Drogon attacks from overhead, incinerating a line of wights and a wight giant. (Kill of Unnamed Character)

+ 3 more

19:00 (+6) Tormund Giantsbane:

Tormund slashes three wights. (Kill of Unnamed Character)

19:06 (+2) Jaime Lannister:

Jaime kills a charging wight (Kill of Unnamed Character)

21:46 (+4) Tormund Giantsbane:

Tormund cuts down a wight while telling the troops to fall back, then brings his axe down at a wight that attacks his leg. (Kill of Unnamed Character)

24:44 (+2) Tormund Giantsbane:

Tormund slashes a wight as his group makes a running retreat back to Winterfell (Kill of Unnamed Character)

27:12 (+4) Tormund Giantsbane:

Tormund cuts down two wights. (Kill of Unnamed Character)

28:19 (+2) Tormund Giantsbane:

Tormund cuts down a wight as Melisandre works to light the trench on fire. (Kill of Unnamed Character)

33:21 (+40) Drogon:

As Bran's warged ravens fly across the battlefield, the dragons continue to torch the wights army outside the walls of Winterfell. 40 wights are thrown up/incinerated in the blast (unknown dragon, score split evenly across dragons) (Kill of Unnamed Character)

37:18 (+2) Jaime Lannister:

Jaime cuts down the second wight climbing over the wall. (Kill of Unnamed Character)

37:32 (+2) Tormund Giantsbane:

Tormund finds something to stab in the mostly empty ribcage of a wight climbing over the wall. (Kill of Unnamed Character)

37:40 (+4) Jaime Lannister:

Jaime cuts down three wights as they begin to overrun the wall. (Kill of Unnamed Character)

38:22 (+2) Jaime Lannister:

After being rescued by Brienne, Jaime covers her back and cuts down a wight. (Kill of Unnamed Character)

38:24 (+1) Jaime Lannister:

Jaime strikes a wight advancing on his and Brienne's position, though it is only partially injured and is finished off by Brienne. (Major Injury of Unnamed Character)

41:04 (+10) Wight Giants (extras):

The Wight Giant bursts through the door and starts launching homeruns with his club, swatting away 5 Mormont soldiers. (Kill of Unnamed Character)

41:15 (+6) Wight Giants (extras):

The Wight Giant kicks through the line of czech hedgehogs, obliterating them and sending three Mormont soldiers flying. (Kill of Unnamed Character)

42:05 (+10) Wight Giants (extras):

The Wight Giant picks up the charging Lyanna Mormont, crushing in her plate armor with its bare hand. (Kill of Named Character)

55:20 (+2) Theon Greyjoy:

Theon shoots down a wight with a flaming arrow as the Ironborn protect Bran in the Godswood. (Kill of Unnamed Character)

56:02 (+1) Drogon:

Drogon intercepts the Night King mid-air, dismounting him from Viserion and dropping him down hundreds of feet to the forest below. (Minor Injury of Named Character)

56:09 (+10) Drogon:

After Daenerys unseats the Night King, Drogon bites down and snaps Viserion's neck. (Kill of Named Character)

If you pause frame by frame you'll see it's actually Drogon that bites down and snaps Viserion's neck. It's happening so fast but overall what happened is Rhaegal and Viserion collide and they are tumbling mid air so it's hard to see who's above and who's below. While Rhaegal is above Viserion, Viserion bites Rhaegal's leg and chomps at his wing. Given Rhaegal is smarter then Viserion-wight, he strategically goes for the face and you see him chomp off half of Viserion's face off. THEN Drogon swoops in knocking off the Night King, grabbing Viserion, and biting into his neck. -stevenlaird88

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2019 Apr 29 nyan and kimbo like this
Does Viserion actually die? It is confusing to me how he could have died and then be seen later attacking Jon. -loganhuff

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2019 Apr 29 prognar likes this
I thought the dead only could be killed with fire SB's dragonglass, how does snapping its neck kill it? -devindarif

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2019 May 1
He was re-raised, for everyone asking how he could have died. It's why there's such a long period WITHOUT blue dragonfire. -alicehanners

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2019 May 3
I imagine the teeth of actual dragons kills wights. AFAIK, in the books, it's specifically obsidian created by dragonfire. I think in the show it's just obsidian. -alicehanners

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2019 May 3

56:38 (+2) Tormund Giantsbane:

Tormund turns around to protect Gendry, kicking a wight off of their backs in the Winterfell courtyard. (Kill of Unnamed Character)

59:54 (+2) Tormund Giantsbane:

Tormund beheads a wight atop the castle walls. (Kill of Unnamed Character)

59:55 (+2) Jaime Lannister:

Jaime stabs into a wight. (Kill of Unnamed Character)

62:04 (+2) Theon Greyjoy:

Theon shoots down a charging wight in the Godswood. (Kill of Unnamed Character)

62:08 (+4) Theon Greyjoy:

Theon shoots down two more wights as they storm into the Godswood. (Kill of Unnamed Character)

+ 1 more

62:29 (+18) Drogon:

Drogon burns seven wights as he and Daenerys ride in to save Jon. (Kill of Unnamed Character)

+ 3 more

62:59 (+8) Drogon:

Four additional wights wither in the flames as Jon rushes towards Winterfell to save Bran. (Kill of Unnamed Character)

63:16 (+12) Drogon:

As the horde of wights pile onto Drogon's back, he chomps down on a mouthful to try and fend them off. (Kill of Unnamed Character)

63:17 (+2) Drogon:

Desperate to get rid of the wights, Drogon flails and shakes, and stomps on two wights in the process (Kill of Unnamed Character)

63:39 (+10) Drogon:

Drogon shakes off the wights on his back, throwing down a wighted Qhono. (Kill of Named Character)

64:33 (+4) Tormund Giantsbane:

Tormund flails wildly and kills two wights as he and Gendry battle atop a mountain of wights and bodies. (Kill of Unnamed Character)

65:28 (+4) Theon Greyjoy:

Theon makes his last stand, killing two wights with his last two arrows. (Kill of Unnamed Character)

65:43 (+10) Theon Greyjoy:

Making his last stand after running out of arrows, Theon bashes in a wight with his bow, and finds a spear to fend off four more wights. (Kill of Unnamed Character)

67:54 (+2) Tormund Giantsbane:

Tormund cuts down a wight as he and Gendry fend off the horde atop a pile of bodies. (Kill of Unnamed Character)

69:00 (+6) Theon Greyjoy:

Theon cuts down three more wights as Bran's last defender in the Godswood. (Kill of Unnamed Character)

69:30 (+2) Tormund Giantsbane:

Tormund stabs down into the mound of wights. (Kill of Unnamed Character)

69:58 (+14) Theon Greyjoy:

Theon kills off 7 more wights in the final final stand in the Godswood. (Kill of Unnamed Character)

Episode 5: The Bells

13:42 (+10) Drogon:

Drogon incinerates Varys on the shores outside Dragonstone

Daenerys: "Lord Varys - I, Daenerys of House Targaryen, first of my name, Breaker of Chains and Mother of Dragons, sentence you to die. ... Dracarys." (Kill of Named Character)

36:01 (+46) Drogon:

After burning the Iron Fleet, Drogon and Daenerys set their sights on the city, torching the defensive Scorpions and their gunner crews atop the walls of King's Landing. 23 Lannister soldiers are burned on-screen. (Kill of Unnamed Character)

36:54 (+678) Drogon:

Drogon and Daenerys blast through the King's Landing gate with an explosion of dragonfire - blowing away 299 sellswords at the center column of the Golden Company, 32 sellswords on the right flank, and 8 Scorpion gunners atop the ramparts. (Kill of Unnamed Character)

+ 4 more

37:04 (+2) Drogon:

Harry Strickland's white horse is killed in the fireblast as Drogon and Daenerys blow open the King's Landing gates. (Kill of Unnamed Character)

37:16 (+16) Drogon:

8 sellswords from the Golden Company are burned alive after Daenerys and Drogon blast through the King's Landing gate from behind. (Kill of Unnamed Character)

38:21 (+4) Drogon:

Drogon and Daenerys wipe out two Lannister soldiers atop a building in a drive-by fireblasting. (Kill of Unnamed Character)

submitted by nyan (approved!)

38:51 (+104) Drogon:

Drogon and Daenerys return outside the gates to roast 52 Golden Company sellswords from above. (Kill of Unnamed Character)

38:55 (+542) Drogon:

Drogon and Daenerys strafe the fleeing Golden Company outside the gates of King's Landing, burning 271 soldiers in the tracking shot. (Kill of Unnamed Character)

+ 1 more

38:58 (+14) Drogon:

7 Golden Company soldiers are shown engulfed in flames after Drogon and Daenerys' strafing run (Kill of Unnamed Character)

39:23 (+46) Drogon:

Drogon and Daenerys make a run along the city walls of King's Landing, taking out 7 Scorpion batteries and their gunner crews. (Kill of Unnamed Character)

46:06 (+60) Drogon:

Grief-stricken, Daenerys takes Drogon on a destruction derby, burning civilians and soldiers alike as she flies towards the Red Keep (Kill of Unnamed Character)

47:53 (+14) Drogon:

7 Lannister soldiers are burned after surrendering as Daenerys burns a path of destruction on the way to the Red Keep (Kill of Unnamed Character)

48:02 (+160) Drogon:

Daenerys and Drogon continue their reign of terror, indiscriminately burning civilians in the streets of King's Landing. (Kill of Unnamed Character)

51:58 (+170) Drogon:

A portion of the Red Keep collapses, crushing a group of 85 civilians below. (Kill of Unnamed Character)

55:05 (+10) Jaime Lannister:

Jaime stabs Euron Greyjoy through the stomach as they battle in the sea caves below King's Landing. (Kill of Named Character)

57:57 (+4) Drogon:

The Red Keep continues to collapse under the repeated attacks by Daenerys and Drogon, crushing two of Cersei's Queensguard in the rubble. (Kill of Unnamed Character)

66:04 (+4) Drogon:

Two people fall off a collapse building as King's Landing begins to crumble into ruin from Drogon and Daenerys' rampage (Kill of Unnamed Character)

71:49 (+26) Drogon:

In their last strafing run, Drogon and Daenerys burn a street of civilians, including the mom and daughter who helped Arya escape. (Kill of Unnamed Character)

73:43 (+20) Drogon:

After repeated explosions and dragonfire, the Red Keep collapses, burying Jaime and Cersei Lannister in the dungeons below. (Kill of Named Character)

75:51 (+1) Drogon:

Arya survives the destruction of King's Landing, bloodied and lung cancered from the ordeal. (Minor Injury of Named Character)

Political Wins

Episode 1: Winterfell

27:53 (+3) Theon Greyjoy:

After sneaking aboard Euron's ship, Theon frees his sister Yara. (New Follower/Prisoner)

29:01 (+3) Yara Greyjoy:

Yara: "You want to go to Wintefell. To fight for the Starks. Go. What is dead may never die." (House Words)

29:07 (+3) Theon Greyjoy:

Yara: "You want to go to Wintefell. To fight for the Starks. Go. What is dead may never die."
Theon: "What is dead may never die." (House Words)

Episode 4: The Last of the Starks

33:08 (+3) Yara Greyjoy:

In the War Council meeting, Varys mentions that Yara Greyjoy has retaken the Iron Islands. (Acquire a New Castle/City/Army/Loot)

submitted by braden.morehead (approved!)

50:36 (+3) Tormund Giantsbane:

Jon gives charge of Ghost to Tormund, to take him back to his natural habitat north of the Wall. (New Follower/Prisoner)

Insults Delivered / Funny Lines

Episode 1: Winterfell

50:40 (+3) Tormund Giantsbane:

Eddison Tollet: "Stay back, he's got blue eyes!"
Tormund: "I've always had blue eyes!!!" (Funny Line)

Episode 2: A Knight of the Seven Kingdoms

14:06 (+3) Jaime Lannister:

Tyrion: "So, we're going to die. At Winterfell. Not the death I would've chosen. I always pictured myself dying in my own bed, at the age of 80, with a belly fully of wine and a [in unison with Jaime] girl's mouth around my cock." (Funny Line)

16:11 (+3) Jaime Lannister:

Brienne: "What are you doing? ... We have never had a conversation last this long without you insulting me, not once."
Jaime: "You want me to insult you?" (Funny Line)

26:42 (+3) Tormund Giantsbane:

"The big woman still here?" (Funny Line)

35:33 (+3) Jaime Lannister:

to Tyrion: "It wasn't so simple. I was sleeping with my sister, and you had one friend in the world - who was sleeping with his sister." (Funny Line)

9 more comments - see full thread

Doesn’t matter, think it’s cause Jaime got points for new follower and they’ve been changed to Brienne’s points. -conor_finlay

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2019 Apr 22
Yeah, I had a few mistakes so it's possible that Jaime's +3 got balanced out by a -3 somewhere else. If you click into your team or your matchup, it will show an event log of all the events being counted for your characters. -nyan

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2019 Apr 22
there was a correction of -3 for jamie when he got points for pledging himself to brienne -ryanmcfarlane09

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2019 Apr 22

37:26 (+3) Tormund Giantsbane:

Tyrion: "Would you like a drink?"
Tormund: "Brought my own." [holds up horn of weird milk] (Funny Line)

37:35 (+3) Tormund Giantsbane:

The telephone game of Westerosi epithets makes its way to Tormund.
to Jaime: "They call you Kingkiller." (Funny Line)

38:27 (+3) Tormund Giantsbane:

Tormund tells the story of his name, Giantsbane.

"They call me Giantsbane. Want to know why?
I killed a giant when I was 10. Then I climbed right into bed with his wife.
When she woke up, you know what she did? Suckled me at her teat for three months.
Thought I was her baby. That's how I got so strong. Giant's milk." (Funny Line)

46:04 (+3) Tormund Giantsbane:

to Brienne: "I'm no King, but if I were, I'd knight you ten times over." (Funny Line)

Episode 4: The Last of the Starks

14:47 (+3) Tormund Giantsbane:

Tormund demands Jon finish off his horn of wine in front of a celebratory crowd at the Feast of Winterfell.

Tormund: "We have to celebrate our victory."
Jon: "Vomiting is not celebrating."
Tormund: "...yes, it is." (Funny Line)

15:42 (+3) Jaime Lannister:

Jaime and Brienne play a drinking game of guesses.

Jaime: "You... are an only child."
Brienne: "I told you I was."
Jaime: "You didn't."
Brienne: "I did."
Jaime: "I surmised it." (Funny Line)

18:54 (+3) Tormund Giantsbane:

"Now, which one of you cowards shit in my pants?" (Funny Line)

25:24 (+3) Jaime Lannister:

Brienne: "It's the first thing I learnt when I came to the North. Keep your fire going. Every time you leave the room, put more wood on."
Jaime: "... You know the first thing I learned in the North? I hate the fucking North." (Funny Line)

47:26 (+3) Tormund Giantsbane:

Jon: "Rhaegal needs to heal. He doesn't need me weighing him down."
Tormund: "You weigh as much as two fleas fucking." (Witty Insult)

Episode 5: The Bells

23:41 (+3) Jaime Lannister:

Tyrion: "Did you consider taking it (the golden hand) off?"
Jaime: "Cersei once called me the stupidest Lannister." (Funny Line)

Glasses of Wine Consumed

Episode 2: A Knight of the Seven Kingdoms

36:08 (+5) Jaime Lannister:

Tyrion raises a toast - "to the perils of self-betterment" and Jaime just gets his lips on the cup as Brienne and Podrick barge in. (Glass of Wine Consumed)

38:27 (+5) Tormund Giantsbane:

Tormund shotguns his entire horn of "giants' milk" as it pours down all over his beard to the dismay of Davos and others. (Glass of Wine Consumed)

submitted by alicehanners (approved!)

45:50 (+5) Jaime Lannister:

Jaime refills his cup as the fireplace crew talks about the sexism of knighthood in Westeros. (Glass of Wine Consumed)

Episode 4: The Last of the Starks

9:52 (+5) Jaime Lannister:

Jaime drinks as Gendry scoots past him and Brienne in the aisle. (Glass of Wine Consumed)

12:24 (+5) Jaime Lannister:

Brienne and Jaime share a drink at the Feast of Winterfell.

Jaime: "We've fought dead things and lived to talk about it.If this isn't the time to drink, when is?" (Glass of Wine Consumed)

12:31 (+5) Tormund Giantsbane:

Tormund glugs straight from the pitcher during the Feast of Winterfell. (Glass of Wine Consumed)

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15:02 (+5) Tormund Giantsbane:

Tormund drinks from his horn as the crowd toasts both Daenerys and Arya. (Glass of Wine Consumed)

25:41 (+5) Jaime Lannister:

Jaime pours himself a cup and drinks in Brienne's bedchambers as he jealously questions her about Tormund Giantsbane. (Glass of Wine Consumed)

39:01 (+5) Jaime Lannister:

Jaime and Tyrion drink after toasting to Jaime's new relationship with Brienne. "To climbing mountains." (Glass of Wine Consumed)

Acts of Intercourse

Episode 4: The Last of the Starks

19:48 (+5) Tormund Giantsbane:

After being spurned by Brienne, Tormund rebounds with a Northern girl who fancies him at the Feast of Winterfell.

Northern girl: " You can touch me. I'm not afraid of Wildlings."
Tormund: "Maybe you should be."
(Act of Intercourse)

27:20 (+5) Jaime Lannister:

Jaime fumbles awkwardly in his first attempts at flirting with someone who is not a sibling, but ultimately succeeds in wooing Brienne with the 'ol "my it's quite hot in here". (Act of Intercourse)

65:39 (+5) Jaime Lannister:

Jaime sits brooding in front of the fireplace after a 2nd night with Brienne, reflecting on how one just can't go back to non-incest after hitting that high-grade sibling kush. (Act of Intercourse)

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A Game of Thrones

Episode 2: A Knight of the Seven Kingdoms

34:50 (+1) Jaime Lannister:

Jaime sits in front of the fireplace in Winterfell with Tyrion. (Basic Seat)

36:55 (+1) Jaime Lannister:

Jaime sits back down on his chair after inviting their new guests around the fireplace. (Basic Seat)

37:55 (+1) Tormund Giantsbane:

Tormund sits down to regale the fireplace crew with the story of how he was named Giantsbane. (Basic Seat)

44:38 (+1) Tormund Giantsbane:

Tormund and the fireplace crew continue sitting. (Basic Seat)

44:39 (+1) Jaime Lannister:

Jaime and the fireplace crew continue sitting. (Basic Seat)

51:06 (+1) Jaime Lannister:

Tyrion sits as Davos declares "we're out of wine" to the fireplace crew. (Basic Seat)

51:10 (+1) Tormund Giantsbane:

Tormund is sitting as Davos declares "we're out of wine" to the fireplace crew. (Basic Seat)

Episode 4: The Last of the Starks

38:29 (+1) Jaime Lannister:

Tyrion sits with Jaime in front of a fireplace in Winterfell, as Tyrion ribs Jaime on his newfound romance with Brienne. (Basic Seat)

65:17 (+1) Jaime Lannister:

Jaime sits on a chair in front of the fireplace after a 2nd night with Brienne, reflecting on how non-incest just doesn't really do it for him. (Basic Seat)

Episode 6: The Iron Throne

44:23 (+1) Yara Greyjoy:

Yara is seated as the Lords and Ladies of Westeros meet in the Dragonpit for Tyrion Lannister's trial. (Basic Seat)

55:11 (+1) Yara Greyjoy:

Yara sits back down after the Lords rise to anoint Bran Stark as King of Six Kingdoms. (Basic Seat)

Deaths

Episode 3: The Long Night

63:23 (+5) Theon Greyjoy:

Theon is impaled by a spear shard after one last valiant charge against the Night King.

Bran: "Theon. You're a good man. Thank you." (Death)

Episode 4: The Last of the Starks

4:04 (+2) Theon Greyjoy:

Theon lies atop a funeral pyre after the battle of Winterfell, as Sansa says goodbye. (Dead Body Appearance)

Episode 5: The Bells

73:43 (+5) Jaime Lannister:

Jaime reassures Cersei in their final moments in the cellars of the Red Keep, as the castle collapses down around them.

"Nothing else matters. Nothing else matters. Only us." (Death)

Episode 6: The Iron Throne

11:53 (+2) Jaime Lannister:

Tyrion finds Cersei's and Jaime's bodies in the rubble beneath the collapsed Red Keep (Dead Body Appearance)

Special

Episode 2: A Knight of the Seven Kingdoms

25:55 (+3) Tormund Giantsbane:

Tormund greets Jon with a bear tackle and calls him "My little Crow." (Special)

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30:05 (+9) Tormund Giantsbane:

Tormund gives the eye to Brienne during the battle planning meeting (3 seconds)

"We're all going to die... but at least we die together." (Special)

37:11 (+18) Tormund Giantsbane:

Tormund stares at Brienne as he enters the fireplace room (6 cumulative seconds staring at Brienne). She stares back.
"It could be our last night in this world, you know?" (Special)

Episode 3: The Long Night

42:08 (+3) Wight Giants (extras):

A wight giant picks up the little Lyanna Mormont to raise her up to optimal eye-stabbing height. (Special)

Episode 4: The Last of the Starks

19:05 (+12) Tormund Giantsbane:

Tormund eagerly stares at Brienne as she excuses herself to take a piss. His 3-second gaze is unfortunately interrupted by Jaime. (Special)

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Also would “icy fucks” count as a witty insult? Or does it have to be said directly to the target of the insult? -conor_finlay

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2019 May 7
Doesn't have to be said at anyone, and for Tormund these kind of half-bleed into funny lines. I did add the "shit in my pants" line right after "icy fucks", here: https://fantasora.com/event/4628

I could go either way on this icy fucks line. -nyan

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2019 May 8
I feel like he definitely does more than 3 points worth of staring here? He stares straight into her eyes for 5/6 seconds as he walks over to her. He’s speaking to everyone but his eyes are fixed right on hers and he also happens to be talking about “looking into blue eyes”. His second stare is about 5/6 seconds aswell, from the end of his laugh to the moment Jaime steps in front of him and his eyes move to him. -conor_finlay

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2019 May 8
I know he doesn’t get points for just looking at Brienne but these two stares are definitely more in line with the stares he was scored for in episode 2. -conor_finlay

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2019 May 8
That was my bad, I meant to mark this as 3 seconds and 9 points. This is the portion that you can see Tormund's eyes during the stare in the screenshot, between Brienne's "pardon me for a moment" and Jaime interrupting. The 5s is about right if you include the beginning where we just see the back of his head. Don't feel too strongly about the cutoff here, call it even at 4s? ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

It's subjective but I feel that before this with the "icy fucks" he is mostly jovial and talking to her like a person instead of objectifying her? -nyan

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2019 May 8
Yeah that’s fair in regard to the “icy fucks” part. I’d still argue that he should get the whole 5/6 seconds for the second stars as we can still see he’s looking at her even though we can’t see his eyes the whole time. Ultimately it’s up to you though. -conor_finlay

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2019 May 8

Episode 5: The Bells

23:37 (+3) Jaime Lannister:

Jaime holds up his golden hand when Tyrion asks "how did they (Daenerys' forces) find you?" (Special)

33:24 (+3) Jaime Lannister:

Jaime waves his golden hand at the Lannister guards in futility, as the King's Landing gates close and lock Jaime outside. (Special)

52:39 (+3) Jaime Lannister:

Jaime uses the ancient martial art of throat-poking with his golden hand while fighting Euron Greyjoy. (Special)

52:56 (+3) Jaime Lannister:

Jaime bitch-slaps Euron across the face with his golden hand to escape from a chokehold. (Special)

Episode 6: The Iron Throne

40:23 (+3) Drogon:

In anguish over his mother's death, Drogon burns down the ruined walls of the throne room in the Red Keep. (Special)

40:59 (+3) Drogon:

In anguish over his mother's death, Drogon melts down the Iron Throne. (Special)

The Feels

Episode 1: Winterfell

29:17 (+5) Theon Greyjoy:

Theon and Yara share an embrace before they part ways to fight their separate parts of the war.
Yara: "You want to go to Wintefell. To fight for the Starks. Go. What is dead may never die."
Theon: "What is dead may never die."
Yara: "But kill the bastards anyway." (Warm Fuzzy Moment)

29:17 (+5) Yara Greyjoy:

36:34 (+3) Drogon:

As he tries to get his makeout session on with Daenerys, Jon enters a staring contest with Drogon who is watching with great interest. (Ridiculously Funny Moment)

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50:39 (+3) Tormund Giantsbane:

Edd and Tormund Giantsbane stumble upon each other at the Last Hearth.

Edd: "Stand back, he's got blue eyes!"
Tormund: "I've always had blue eyes!!" (Ridiculously Funny Moment)

53:29 (+3) Jaime Lannister:

After riding anonymously for a fortnight to reach Winterfell, Jaime discovers Bran has been sitting in the courtyard waiting for his "old friend" the whole time. (I've made a huge mistake.)

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Ooooooh I love this! -nyan

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2019 Apr 15 ddarko189 and mlopez like this
That doesn't account for the category of the "I've made a huge mistake".
The explanation for is: the "you done fucked up" moments where a character has done something that in hindsight was clearly a dumb, avoidable mistake.

But, Jaime doesn't do any dumb or avoidable mistake (or any mistake at all). -amitelran2110

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2019 Apr 16 tal.t, semion.g, guy.v, IPKOB like this
We'll see in the upcoming episode. It seems like it may be a mistake to have come to Winterfell at all. Definitely a worthwhile debate though. -nyan

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2019 Apr 16

Episode 2: A Knight of the Seven Kingdoms

23:25 (+5) Theon Greyjoy:

Theon and Sansa share a heartfelt hug as he returns to the North with his Ironborn.

"I want to fight for Winterfell, Lady Sansa. If you'll have me." (Warm Fuzzy Moment)

25:52 (+3) Tormund Giantsbane:

Tormund bear tackles Jon Snow in the courtyard as the Beyond-the-Wall gang reunites in Winterfell. (Funny Line)

Doesn't he also call Jon a crow here - does that count toward his special? I guess there's no mention of `killing` but idk if there's precedent -dennis

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2019 Apr 22 dneanover likes this
@dennis he doesn't really do crow killing anymore, so I'm onboard with changing this. This is outdated from S4. -nyan

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2019 Apr 22 dhennie1 and Laxis like this
Yeah I think generally if he says "crow" at all it should count now, as it's pretty rare as it is -dennis

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2019 Apr 22
Shouldn't Jon get points for this too and his embrace with Eddison Tollett? Considering he thought they may have been lost, to be reunited again since he left them at the Wall? -davidleelake

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2019 Apr 23

38:27 (+3) Tormund Giantsbane:

Tormund shotguns his entire horn of "giants' milk" as it pours down all over his beard to the dismay of Davos and others. (Ridiculously Funny Moment)

47:37 (+5) Jaime Lannister:

Jaime knights Brienne of Tarth

"In the name of the Warrior, I charge you to be brave.
In the name of the Father, I charge you to be just.
In the name of the Mother, I charge you to defend the innocent.
Arise, Brienne of Tarth - a knight of the Seven Kingdoms." (Warm Fuzzy Moment)

Episode 3: The Long Night

32:36 (+5) Theon Greyjoy:

Bran to Theon: "Everything you did brought you where you are now. Where you belong. Home." (Warm Fuzzy Moment)

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63:13 (+3) Drogon:

Daenerys realizes why bus drivers never wait as she and Drogon get inundated with 57 fare-skipping hop-ons. (I've made a huge mistake.)

71:14 (+5) Theon Greyjoy:

Bran: "Theon. You're a good man. Thank you." (Warm Fuzzy Moment)

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😭💔 -kschamber

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2019 Apr 30
This is my personal bias but I think Bran is a soulless robot and deserves nothing in this category until he snaps out of it and becomes Bran. But he probably gets a Feels of the Week +15 score at that point. -nyan

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2019 Apr 30
Do the white walkers get points for their deaths? -bcharleshayes

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Episode 4: The Last of the Starks

16:44 (+3) Tormund Giantsbane:

Tormund continually splashes wine EVERYWHERE as he regales the crowd with the legend of Jon Snow. (Ridiculously Funny Moment)

19:48 (+5) Tormund Giantsbane:

Tormund's heart is broken as he regales his story to Clegane. "And after all that, this fucker comes north and takes her from me. Just takes her, like that. I mean it, Clegane. My heart is broken." (Sad Feels)

48:32 (+5) Tormund Giantsbane:

Jon and Tormund say their final farewells, as Tormund leaves to take the Free Folk home beyond the Wall.

Tormund: "It isn't home. We need room to wander. I'll take them back through Castle Black as soon as the winter storms pass. Back where we belong." (Warm Fuzzy Moment)

56:50 (+15) Jaime Lannister:

After two days of playing house with Brienne, Jaime receives news of the events in King's Landing and reflects on where his true passions lie.

"You think I'm a good man? I pushed a boy out a tower window, crippled him for life for Cersei. I strangled my cousin with my own hands just to get back to Cersei. I would have murdered every man, woman and child in Riverrun for Cersei. She's hateful. And so am I." (Sad Feels)

65:09 (+3) Jaime Lannister:

After two nights in bed with Brienne, Jaime lies awake and reflects on how non-incest just really doesn't do it for him. (I've made a huge mistake.)

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Episode 5: The Bells

26:47 (+5) Jaime Lannister:

Tyrion frees Jaime and the Lannister brothers say their goodbyes on the eve of the attack on King's Landing.

Tyrion: "You were the only one who didn't treat me like a monster. You were all I had." (Sad Feels)

73:43 (+5) Jaime Lannister:

Jaime reassures Cersei in their final moments in the cellars of the Red Keep, as the castle collapses down around them.

"Nothing else matters. Nothing else matters. Only us." (Sad Feels)

Episode 6: The Iron Throne

39:26 (+15) Drogon:

Drogon arrives to the throne room and nudges at his Daenerys' lifeless body. He attacks and melts down the Iron Throne, before taking his mother's body and flying off to parts unknown. (Sad Feels)

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