The Master of Coin

Wildfyre Can't Melt Valerian Steel Beams

37 roto pts (#4)
Z-Score: 0.152 (percentile: 56.06%)
Weeks at #1: 1
Categories won: Insults Delivered / Funny Lines (75)
Best Week: Episode 2: A Knight of the Seven Kingdoms (+11 roto points)
Team MVP: Tormund Giantsbane (picked #23, 157 points, 37.2% of team total)

Roster Stats

Character	Drafted	Total	Kills	Politics	Insults	Wine	Sex	Thrones	Deaths	Special	Feels
Tormund Giantsbane	#23	157	40	3	27	15	5	3	0	42	22
Jaime Lannister	#9	150	31	0	18	30	10	6	7	12	36
Bronn	#20	60	1	9	27	10	5	5	0	0	3
Wight Giants (extras)	#34	29	26	0	0	0	0	0	0	3	0
Viserion	#6	15	5	0	0	0	0	0	10	0	0
Gilly	#37	6	0	3	3	0	0	0	0	0	0
Bald White Walkers This White Walker is bald and has a round beard, and stands by the Night King as one of his lieutenants. He was present at the dragon battle over the frozen lake.	#51	5	0	0	0	0	0	0	5	0	0
Syrio Forel	#48	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0
Totals		422	103	15	75	55	20	14	22	57	61

Roster

charId	Character	Special
390	Viserion	* each time he is mounted by a new dragonrider (Political Follower points) * on-screen barrel rolls completed (360° rotations in the air) * objects burned in non-combat situations
19	Jaime Lannister	* +1 point for awkward waves with his metal hand * +1 point when he uses his metal hand in a combat situation * +1 point when someone (excl. Cersei) references incest with Cersei or her childrens' bastardy directly to him * 2x multiplier for sex acts involving incest (first cousin or closer)
23	Bronn	+1 point when he gives expert critique/advice on fighting strategy
67	Tormund Giantsbane	* every mention of "killing Crows" * every on-screen second he stares into Brienne's soul (rounded up)
396	Wight Giants (extras)	* glowing blue eyes (each set) simply staring at human characters without taking action (e.g. not attacking/pursuing)
68	Gilly	+1 each time she talks about something new she has learned
73	Syrio Forel	+1 point every time he references the "God of Death".
394	Bald White Walkers This White Walker is bald and has a round beard, and stands by the Night King as one of his lieutenants. He was present at the dragon battle over the frozen lake.

Kills

Episode 3: The Long Night

16:06 (+2) Jaime Lannister:

Jaime bodies a wight onto the ground. (Kill of Unnamed Character)

16:13 (+2) Jaime Lannister:

Jaime slashes a wight across its back and drags it off of Brienne. (Kill of Unnamed Character)

16:27 (+2) Tormund Giantsbane:

Tormund slashes a wight across the chest as Drogon rains down fire in teh background. (Kill of Unnamed Character)

16:29 (+2) Tormund Giantsbane:

Tormund knees a wight in the zombie balls as Drogon's fire rages around. (Kill of Unnamed Character)

18:07 (+4) Jaime Lannister:

Jaime cuts down two wights as the snowstorm approaches from overhead. (Kill of Unnamed Character)

18:12 (+4) Tormund Giantsbane:

Tormund slashes two wights before the snowstorm overwhelms the battlefield. (Kill of Unnamed Character)

19:00 (+6) Tormund Giantsbane:

Tormund slashes three wights. (Kill of Unnamed Character)

19:06 (+2) Jaime Lannister:

Jaime kills a charging wight (Kill of Unnamed Character)

21:46 (+4) Tormund Giantsbane:

Tormund cuts down a wight while telling the troops to fall back, then brings his axe down at a wight that attacks his leg. (Kill of Unnamed Character)

24:44 (+2) Tormund Giantsbane:

Tormund slashes a wight as his group makes a running retreat back to Winterfell (Kill of Unnamed Character)

27:12 (+4) Tormund Giantsbane:

Tormund cuts down two wights. (Kill of Unnamed Character)

28:19 (+2) Tormund Giantsbane:

Tormund cuts down a wight as Melisandre works to light the trench on fire. (Kill of Unnamed Character)

37:18 (+2) Jaime Lannister:

Jaime cuts down the second wight climbing over the wall. (Kill of Unnamed Character)

37:32 (+2) Tormund Giantsbane:

Tormund finds something to stab in the mostly empty ribcage of a wight climbing over the wall. (Kill of Unnamed Character)

37:40 (+4) Jaime Lannister:

Jaime cuts down three wights as they begin to overrun the wall. (Kill of Unnamed Character)

38:22 (+2) Jaime Lannister:

After being rescued by Brienne, Jaime covers her back and cuts down a wight. (Kill of Unnamed Character)

38:24 (+1) Jaime Lannister:

Jaime strikes a wight advancing on his and Brienne's position, though it is only partially injured and is finished off by Brienne. (Major Injury of Unnamed Character)

41:04 (+10) Wight Giants (extras):

The Wight Giant bursts through the door and starts launching homeruns with his club, swatting away 5 Mormont soldiers. (Kill of Unnamed Character)

41:15 (+6) Wight Giants (extras):

The Wight Giant kicks through the line of czech hedgehogs, obliterating them and sending three Mormont soldiers flying. (Kill of Unnamed Character)

42:05 (+10) Wight Giants (extras):

The Wight Giant picks up the charging Lyanna Mormont, crushing in her plate armor with its bare hand. (Kill of Named Character)

55:32 (+5) Viserion:

Viserion slashes at Rhaegal's breast, ripping off several of his scales as the dragons engage in an aerial dogfight. (Major Injury of Named Character)

Didn't Viserion get some kills around 56:56 when the Night King flew down and burned Winterfell and around 1:09:25 when it landed. -kasrasharif21

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I was looking pretty closely at this and we get a vague breath of fire that smashes the wall. Nobody on the wall, and no shots that show any of the wights below burning. I'll do another pass at this on rewatch tongiht. -nyan

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NK and Viserion inflicted damage to Danny and Drogon by spitting blue flame at them @ 44:57 -jchangz1991

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2019 Apr 30 taylor1bridwell, kasrasharif21, codyandrew77, power.suit, 2 others like this
Viserion should get the points because I think it’s clear that the wights below get killed because there are a lot piled in right right in the area where the fire hits both times. Not all of the other dragons kills showed the wights burning, the shots just show fire hitting the general area. -kasrasharif21

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56:38 (+2) Tormund Giantsbane:

Tormund turns around to protect Gendry, kicking a wight off of their backs in the Winterfell courtyard. (Kill of Unnamed Character)

59:54 (+2) Tormund Giantsbane:

Tormund beheads a wight atop the castle walls. (Kill of Unnamed Character)

59:55 (+2) Jaime Lannister:

Jaime stabs into a wight. (Kill of Unnamed Character)

64:33 (+4) Tormund Giantsbane:

Tormund flails wildly and kills two wights as he and Gendry battle atop a mountain of wights and bodies. (Kill of Unnamed Character)

67:54 (+2) Tormund Giantsbane:

Tormund cuts down a wight as he and Gendry fend off the horde atop a pile of bodies. (Kill of Unnamed Character)

69:30 (+2) Tormund Giantsbane:

Tormund stabs down into the mound of wights. (Kill of Unnamed Character)

Episode 4: The Last of the Starks

40:01 (+1) Bronn:

Bronn punches Tyrion square in the nose, rendering it bloody. "I've never hit a dwarf before, but say another word and I will belt you." (Minor Injury of Named Character)

Episode 5: The Bells

55:05 (+10) Jaime Lannister:

Jaime stabs Euron Greyjoy through the stomach as they battle in the sea caves below King's Landing. (Kill of Named Character)

Political Wins

Episode 1: Winterfell

24:47 (+3) Bronn:

Qyburn gifts Bronn the crossbow used by Tyrion to murder Tywin Lannister, as Bronn is sent on a mission to assassinate the Lannister brothers. (New Weapon)

Episode 2: A Knight of the Seven Kingdoms

25:00 (+3) Gilly:

Gilly convinces a young Northern girl to stay safe in the crypts during the upcoming battle.

Gilly: "I'm going to be in the crypt with my son, and I'd feel a lot better with you there to protect us."
Little Northern girl: "Alright, I'll defend the crypt then." (Convincing Argument)

Episode 4: The Last of the Starks

50:36 (+3) Tormund Giantsbane:

Jon gives charge of Ghost to Tormund, to take him back to his natural habitat north of the Wall. (New Follower/Prisoner)

Episode 6: The Iron Throne

69:56 (+6) Bronn:

Bronn is revealed as Lord of Highgarden and Master of Coin at the Small Council meeting.

Tyrion: "Ser Bronn of the Blackwater, Lord of Highgarden, Lord Paramount of the Reach and Master of Coin, would you say the crown's debt to you has been paid?"
Bronn: "In full, my Lord Hand." (New Title)

Insults Delivered / Funny Lines

Episode 1: Winterfell

24:47 (+3) Bronn:

as Qyburn gifts him the crossbow used by Tyrion to kill Tywin Lannister
Qyburn: "She (Cersei) has a keen sense of poetic justice."
Bronn: "That fucking family..." (Funny Line)

50:40 (+3) Tormund Giantsbane:

Eddison Tollet: "Stay back, he's got blue eyes!"
Tormund: "I've always had blue eyes!!!" (Funny Line)

Episode 2: A Knight of the Seven Kingdoms

14:06 (+3) Jaime Lannister:

Tyrion: "So, we're going to die. At Winterfell. Not the death I would've chosen. I always pictured myself dying in my own bed, at the age of 80, with a belly fully of wine and a [in unison with Jaime] girl's mouth around my cock." (Funny Line)

16:11 (+3) Jaime Lannister:

Brienne: "What are you doing? ... We have never had a conversation last this long without you insulting me, not once."
Jaime: "You want me to insult you?" (Funny Line)

26:42 (+3) Tormund Giantsbane:

"The big woman still here?" (Funny Line)

35:33 (+3) Jaime Lannister:

to Tyrion: "It wasn't so simple. I was sleeping with my sister, and you had one friend in the world - who was sleeping with his sister." (Funny Line)

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Doesn’t matter, think it’s cause Jaime got points for new follower and they’ve been changed to Brienne’s points. -conor_finlay

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2019 Apr 22
Yeah, I had a few mistakes so it's possible that Jaime's +3 got balanced out by a -3 somewhere else. If you click into your team or your matchup, it will show an event log of all the events being counted for your characters. -nyan

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2019 Apr 22
there was a correction of -3 for jamie when he got points for pledging himself to brienne -ryanmcfarlane09

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37:26 (+3) Tormund Giantsbane:

Tyrion: "Would you like a drink?"
Tormund: "Brought my own." [holds up horn of weird milk] (Funny Line)

37:35 (+3) Tormund Giantsbane:

The telephone game of Westerosi epithets makes its way to Tormund.
to Jaime: "They call you Kingkiller." (Funny Line)

38:27 (+3) Tormund Giantsbane:

Tormund tells the story of his name, Giantsbane.

"They call me Giantsbane. Want to know why?
I killed a giant when I was 10. Then I climbed right into bed with his wife.
When she woke up, you know what she did? Suckled me at her teat for three months.
Thought I was her baby. That's how I got so strong. Giant's milk." (Funny Line)

46:04 (+3) Tormund Giantsbane:

to Brienne: "I'm no King, but if I were, I'd knight you ten times over." (Funny Line)

Episode 4: The Last of the Starks

14:47 (+3) Tormund Giantsbane:

Tormund demands Jon finish off his horn of wine in front of a celebratory crowd at the Feast of Winterfell.

Tormund: "We have to celebrate our victory."
Jon: "Vomiting is not celebrating."
Tormund: "...yes, it is." (Funny Line)

15:42 (+3) Jaime Lannister:

Jaime and Brienne play a drinking game of guesses.

Jaime: "You... are an only child."
Brienne: "I told you I was."
Jaime: "You didn't."
Brienne: "I did."
Jaime: "I surmised it." (Funny Line)

18:54 (+3) Tormund Giantsbane:

"Now, which one of you cowards shit in my pants?" (Funny Line)

25:24 (+3) Jaime Lannister:

Brienne: "It's the first thing I learnt when I came to the North. Keep your fire going. Every time you leave the room, put more wood on."
Jaime: "... You know the first thing I learned in the North? I hate the fucking North." (Funny Line)

39:22 (+3) Bronn:

Bronn comments after hearing of Jaime's relationship with Brienne.

"I knew you were fucking her. A pair of tall, blond toffs. Must be like looking in the mirror." (Witty Insult)

39:52 (+3) Bronn:

Tyrion: "You're a knight, thanks to me."
Bronn: "Thanks to me. And that title's worth as much as a blond hair from your brother's ballsack." (Witty Insult)

40:05 (+3) Bronn:

Tyrion: "You broke my nose!"
Bronn: "I did not break your nose."
Tyrion: "How do you know?"
Bronn: "Because I've been breaking noses since I was your size, and I know what it sounds like." (Funny Line)

40:50 (+3) Bronn:

Tyrion: "May I speak?
Bronn: "Why not? Only death will shut you up." (Witty Insult)

41:48 (+3) Bronn:

Jaime: "Highgarden will never belong to a cutthroat."
Bronn: "Who were your ancestors, the ones who made your family rich? Fancy lads in silk? They were fucking cutthroats.
That's how all the great houses started, isn't it? With a hard bastard who was good at killing people. Kill a few hundred people, they make you a lord. Kill a few thousand, they make you king. And then all your cocksucking grandsons can ruin the family with their cocksucking ways." (Funny Line)

47:26 (+3) Tormund Giantsbane:

Jon: "Rhaegal needs to heal. He doesn't need me weighing him down."
Tormund: "You weigh as much as two fleas fucking." (Witty Insult)

49:24 (+3) Gilly:

to Jon, as Samwell blathers on about how Gilly got pregnant: "I'm sure he knows how it happens, Sam." (Funny Line)

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Episode 5: The Bells

23:41 (+3) Jaime Lannister:

Tyrion: "Did you consider taking it (the golden hand) off?"
Jaime: "Cersei once called me the stupidest Lannister." (Funny Line)

Episode 6: The Iron Throne

70:30 (+3) Bronn:

Bronn: "The Master of Coin looks forward to helping the Master of Ships, but first he has to ensure we're not wasting coin, or soon there won't be no more coin."
Davos: "Any more."
Bronn: "You Master of Grammar now too?" (Witty Insult)

70:48 (+3) Bronn:

Bronn: "Oh, speaking of builders, all the best brothels burned down. The Master of Coin is willing to fund reconstruction." (Funny Line)

71:00 (+3) Bronn:

Samwell: "...the Archmaester is less than enthusiastic about the salutary effects of brothels."
Bronn: "Well I imagine he isn't using them properly." (Witty Insult)

Glasses of Wine Consumed

Episode 1: Winterfell

23:51 (+5) Bronn:

Bronn drinks a glass after being interrupted by Qyburn. (Glass of Wine Consumed)

Episode 2: A Knight of the Seven Kingdoms

36:08 (+5) Jaime Lannister:

Tyrion raises a toast - "to the perils of self-betterment" and Jaime just gets his lips on the cup as Brienne and Podrick barge in. (Glass of Wine Consumed)

38:27 (+5) Tormund Giantsbane:

Tormund shotguns his entire horn of "giants' milk" as it pours down all over his beard to the dismay of Davos and others. (Glass of Wine Consumed)

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45:50 (+5) Jaime Lannister:

Jaime refills his cup as the fireplace crew talks about the sexism of knighthood in Westeros. (Glass of Wine Consumed)

Episode 4: The Last of the Starks

9:52 (+5) Jaime Lannister:

Jaime drinks as Gendry scoots past him and Brienne in the aisle. (Glass of Wine Consumed)

12:24 (+5) Jaime Lannister:

Brienne and Jaime share a drink at the Feast of Winterfell.

Jaime: "We've fought dead things and lived to talk about it.If this isn't the time to drink, when is?" (Glass of Wine Consumed)

12:31 (+5) Tormund Giantsbane:

Tormund glugs straight from the pitcher during the Feast of Winterfell. (Glass of Wine Consumed)

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15:02 (+5) Tormund Giantsbane:

Tormund drinks from his horn as the crowd toasts both Daenerys and Arya. (Glass of Wine Consumed)

25:41 (+5) Jaime Lannister:

Jaime pours himself a cup and drinks in Brienne's bedchambers as he jealously questions her about Tormund Giantsbane. (Glass of Wine Consumed)

39:01 (+5) Jaime Lannister:

Jaime and Tyrion drink after toasting to Jaime's new relationship with Brienne. "To climbing mountains." (Glass of Wine Consumed)

41:49 (+5) Bronn:

Bronn has a sip from Tyrion's tasty beverage as he holds both of the Lannister brothers at bay with a crossbow. (Glass of Wine Consumed)

Acts of Intercourse

Episode 1: Winterfell

22:58 (+5) Bronn:

Bronn gets started with one of the trio of whores in his chambers, but is interrupted by Qyburn before he can complete the triple-bird score. (Act of Intercourse)

I feel like it should be a +15 considering it's a foursome -volkenss22

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2019 Apr 15 stevenorum, dlapato, philipfallah, michaelboehnlein2, 2 others like this
It could've been a foursome but Qyburn cockblocked it. -nyan

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So would he have had to actually have sex with all three? I feel like they were all a part of it -niketbp

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2019 Apr 16 stevenorum, dlapato, joshua like this
Agree that this scene seemed more like a +15 than a +5. -dlapato

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2019 Apr 16 michaelboehnlein2 likes this
This is the criteria used in the rulebook. Bronn was only in contact with one (Marei) before Qyburn interrupted things.

> The definitional line for sex is direct contact with the above nudity parts, by any one of the characters. -nyan

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Episode 4: The Last of the Starks

19:48 (+5) Tormund Giantsbane:

After being spurned by Brienne, Tormund rebounds with a Northern girl who fancies him at the Feast of Winterfell.

Northern girl: " You can touch me. I'm not afraid of Wildlings."
Tormund: "Maybe you should be."
(Act of Intercourse)

27:20 (+5) Jaime Lannister:

Jaime fumbles awkwardly in his first attempts at flirting with someone who is not a sibling, but ultimately succeeds in wooing Brienne with the 'ol "my it's quite hot in here". (Act of Intercourse)

65:39 (+5) Jaime Lannister:

Jaime sits brooding in front of the fireplace after a 2nd night with Brienne, reflecting on how one just can't go back to non-incest after hitting that high-grade sibling kush. (Act of Intercourse)

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A Game of Thrones

Episode 1: Winterfell

24:08 (+1) Bronn:

Bronn sits down to get dressed and put his boots on after Qyburn interrupts his session with Marei and the other whores. (Basic Seat)

Episode 2: A Knight of the Seven Kingdoms

34:50 (+1) Jaime Lannister:

Jaime sits in front of the fireplace in Winterfell with Tyrion. (Basic Seat)

36:55 (+1) Jaime Lannister:

Jaime sits back down on his chair after inviting their new guests around the fireplace. (Basic Seat)

37:55 (+1) Tormund Giantsbane:

Tormund sits down to regale the fireplace crew with the story of how he was named Giantsbane. (Basic Seat)

44:38 (+1) Tormund Giantsbane:

Tormund and the fireplace crew continue sitting. (Basic Seat)

44:39 (+1) Jaime Lannister:

Jaime and the fireplace crew continue sitting. (Basic Seat)

51:06 (+1) Jaime Lannister:

Tyrion sits as Davos declares "we're out of wine" to the fireplace crew. (Basic Seat)

51:10 (+1) Tormund Giantsbane:

Tormund is sitting as Davos declares "we're out of wine" to the fireplace crew. (Basic Seat)

Episode 4: The Last of the Starks

38:29 (+1) Jaime Lannister:

Tyrion sits with Jaime in front of a fireplace in Winterfell, as Tyrion ribs Jaime on his newfound romance with Brienne. (Basic Seat)

39:37 (+1) Bronn:

Bronn takes a seat with his hostages as he negotiates with Tyrion and Jaime at crossbow-point. (Basic Seat)

65:17 (+1) Jaime Lannister:

Jaime sits on a chair in front of the fireplace after a 2nd night with Brienne, reflecting on how non-incest just doesn't really do it for him. (Basic Seat)

Episode 6: The Iron Throne

67:40 (+1) Bronn:

Bronn is seated at the Small Council meeting as Tyrion reviews Archmaester Ebrose's historical tome, "A Song of Ice and Fire" (Basic Seat)

68:39 (+1) Bronn:

Bronn reseats himself after Bran arrives at the Small Council meeting. (Basic Seat)

69:49 (+1) Bronn:

Bronn reseats himself at the Small Council meeting after King Bran's departure. (Basic Seat)

Deaths

Episode 3: The Long Night

56:09 (+5) Viserion:

Dueling with Rhaegal and then Drogon in aerial combat, the Night King is thrown off Viserion's back and Viserion soon after has his neck snapped by Drogon. (Death)

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75:56 (+5) Bald White Walkers:

The White Walker lieutenants explode into ice shards in a chain effect after the Night King falls to Arya's stab. (Death)

76:06 (+5) Viserion:

Viserion collapses for the final time after Arya kills the Night King (Death)

Episode 5: The Bells

73:43 (+5) Jaime Lannister:

Jaime reassures Cersei in their final moments in the cellars of the Red Keep, as the castle collapses down around them.

"Nothing else matters. Nothing else matters. Only us." (Death)

Episode 6: The Iron Throne

11:53 (+2) Jaime Lannister:

Tyrion finds Cersei's and Jaime's bodies in the rubble beneath the collapsed Red Keep (Dead Body Appearance)

Special

Episode 2: A Knight of the Seven Kingdoms

25:55 (+3) Tormund Giantsbane:

Tormund greets Jon with a bear tackle and calls him "My little Crow." (Special)

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30:05 (+9) Tormund Giantsbane:

Tormund gives the eye to Brienne during the battle planning meeting (3 seconds)

"We're all going to die... but at least we die together." (Special)

37:11 (+18) Tormund Giantsbane:

Tormund stares at Brienne as he enters the fireplace room (6 cumulative seconds staring at Brienne). She stares back.
"It could be our last night in this world, you know?" (Special)

Episode 3: The Long Night

42:08 (+3) Wight Giants (extras):

A wight giant picks up the little Lyanna Mormont to raise her up to optimal eye-stabbing height. (Special)

Episode 4: The Last of the Starks

19:05 (+12) Tormund Giantsbane:

Tormund eagerly stares at Brienne as she excuses herself to take a piss. His 3-second gaze is unfortunately interrupted by Jaime. (Special)

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Also would “icy fucks” count as a witty insult? Or does it have to be said directly to the target of the insult? -conor_finlay

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2019 May 7
Doesn't have to be said at anyone, and for Tormund these kind of half-bleed into funny lines. I did add the "shit in my pants" line right after "icy fucks", here: https://fantasora.com/event/4628

I could go either way on this icy fucks line. -nyan

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2019 May 8
I feel like he definitely does more than 3 points worth of staring here? He stares straight into her eyes for 5/6 seconds as he walks over to her. He’s speaking to everyone but his eyes are fixed right on hers and he also happens to be talking about “looking into blue eyes”. His second stare is about 5/6 seconds aswell, from the end of his laugh to the moment Jaime steps in front of him and his eyes move to him. -conor_finlay

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2019 May 8
I know he doesn’t get points for just looking at Brienne but these two stares are definitely more in line with the stares he was scored for in episode 2. -conor_finlay

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2019 May 8
That was my bad, I meant to mark this as 3 seconds and 9 points. This is the portion that you can see Tormund's eyes during the stare in the screenshot, between Brienne's "pardon me for a moment" and Jaime interrupting. The 5s is about right if you include the beginning where we just see the back of his head. Don't feel too strongly about the cutoff here, call it even at 4s? ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

It's subjective but I feel that before this with the "icy fucks" he is mostly jovial and talking to her like a person instead of objectifying her? -nyan

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2019 May 8
Yeah that’s fair in regard to the “icy fucks” part. I’d still argue that he should get the whole 5/6 seconds for the second stars as we can still see he’s looking at her even though we can’t see his eyes the whole time. Ultimately it’s up to you though. -conor_finlay

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2019 May 8

Episode 5: The Bells

23:37 (+3) Jaime Lannister:

Jaime holds up his golden hand when Tyrion asks "how did they (Daenerys' forces) find you?" (Special)

33:24 (+3) Jaime Lannister:

Jaime waves his golden hand at the Lannister guards in futility, as the King's Landing gates close and lock Jaime outside. (Special)

52:39 (+3) Jaime Lannister:

Jaime uses the ancient martial art of throat-poking with his golden hand while fighting Euron Greyjoy. (Special)

52:56 (+3) Jaime Lannister:

Jaime bitch-slaps Euron across the face with his golden hand to escape from a chokehold. (Special)

The Feels

Episode 1: Winterfell

50:39 (+3) Tormund Giantsbane:

Edd and Tormund Giantsbane stumble upon each other at the Last Hearth.

Edd: "Stand back, he's got blue eyes!"
Tormund: "I've always had blue eyes!!" (Ridiculously Funny Moment)

53:29 (+3) Jaime Lannister:

After riding anonymously for a fortnight to reach Winterfell, Jaime discovers Bran has been sitting in the courtyard waiting for his "old friend" the whole time. (I've made a huge mistake.)

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Ooooooh I love this! -nyan

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2019 Apr 15 ddarko189 and mlopez like this
That doesn't account for the category of the "I've made a huge mistake".
The explanation for is: the "you done fucked up" moments where a character has done something that in hindsight was clearly a dumb, avoidable mistake.

But, Jaime doesn't do any dumb or avoidable mistake (or any mistake at all). -amitelran2110

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2019 Apr 16 tal.t, semion.g, guy.v, IPKOB like this
We'll see in the upcoming episode. It seems like it may be a mistake to have come to Winterfell at all. Definitely a worthwhile debate though. -nyan

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2019 Apr 16

Episode 2: A Knight of the Seven Kingdoms

25:52 (+3) Tormund Giantsbane:

Tormund bear tackles Jon Snow in the courtyard as the Beyond-the-Wall gang reunites in Winterfell. (Funny Line)

Doesn't he also call Jon a crow here - does that count toward his special? I guess there's no mention of `killing` but idk if there's precedent -dennis

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2019 Apr 22 dneanover likes this
@dennis he doesn't really do crow killing anymore, so I'm onboard with changing this. This is outdated from S4. -nyan

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2019 Apr 22 dhennie1 and Laxis like this
Yeah I think generally if he says "crow" at all it should count now, as it's pretty rare as it is -dennis

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2019 Apr 22
Shouldn't Jon get points for this too and his embrace with Eddison Tollett? Considering he thought they may have been lost, to be reunited again since he left them at the Wall? -davidleelake

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2019 Apr 23

38:27 (+3) Tormund Giantsbane:

Tormund shotguns his entire horn of "giants' milk" as it pours down all over his beard to the dismay of Davos and others. (Ridiculously Funny Moment)

47:37 (+5) Jaime Lannister:

Jaime knights Brienne of Tarth

"In the name of the Warrior, I charge you to be brave.
In the name of the Father, I charge you to be just.
In the name of the Mother, I charge you to defend the innocent.
Arise, Brienne of Tarth - a knight of the Seven Kingdoms." (Warm Fuzzy Moment)

Episode 4: The Last of the Starks

16:44 (+3) Tormund Giantsbane:

Tormund continually splashes wine EVERYWHERE as he regales the crowd with the legend of Jon Snow. (Ridiculously Funny Moment)

19:48 (+5) Tormund Giantsbane:

Tormund's heart is broken as he regales his story to Clegane. "And after all that, this fucker comes north and takes her from me. Just takes her, like that. I mean it, Clegane. My heart is broken." (Sad Feels)

48:32 (+5) Tormund Giantsbane:

Jon and Tormund say their final farewells, as Tormund leaves to take the Free Folk home beyond the Wall.

Tormund: "It isn't home. We need room to wander. I'll take them back through Castle Black as soon as the winter storms pass. Back where we belong." (Warm Fuzzy Moment)

56:50 (+15) Jaime Lannister:

After two days of playing house with Brienne, Jaime receives news of the events in King's Landing and reflects on where his true passions lie.

"You think I'm a good man? I pushed a boy out a tower window, crippled him for life for Cersei. I strangled my cousin with my own hands just to get back to Cersei. I would have murdered every man, woman and child in Riverrun for Cersei. She's hateful. And so am I." (Sad Feels)

65:09 (+3) Jaime Lannister:

After two nights in bed with Brienne, Jaime lies awake and reflects on how non-incest just really doesn't do it for him. (I've made a huge mistake.)

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Episode 5: The Bells

26:47 (+5) Jaime Lannister:

Tyrion frees Jaime and the Lannister brothers say their goodbyes on the eve of the attack on King's Landing.

Tyrion: "You were the only one who didn't treat me like a monster. You were all I had." (Sad Feels)

73:43 (+5) Jaime Lannister:

Jaime reassures Cersei in their final moments in the cellars of the Red Keep, as the castle collapses down around them.

"Nothing else matters. Nothing else matters. Only us." (Sad Feels)

Episode 6: The Iron Throne

67:15 (+3) Bronn:

Bronn drags one of Tyrion's carefully arranged Small Council chairs to the Hand's exasperation. (Ridiculously Funny Moment)

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