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Arya Not Entertained
Owner: t.c.kentner
5-4-1, 39 roto pts (#5)
Z-Score:
-0.182 (percentile: 42.79%)
Weeks at #1: 0
Categories won:
Special (153)
Best Week:
Episode 5: The Door
(+4 roto points)
Team MVP:
Doran Martell
(picked #42,
118 points,
33.43% of team total)
Longest winstreak: W-1
Roster Stats
Roster
charId | Character | Special |
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5 |
Sansa Stark
The second eldest of the Stark children. Sansa has spent many of her past years as prisoner to the Lannisters and more recently, House Bolton, the new Warden of the North. Currently she is married to Ramsay, the heir of House Bolton, who keeps her imprisoned in Winterfell and tortures her sadistically. During the Bolton battle against Stannis Baratheon's forces, Sansa escapes over the Winterfell walls with the help of Theon Greyjoy, and the two make their way as far from the Boltons as possible. She is a huge fan of lemon cakes.
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* Lady's actions contribute to her points. * +1 point in every scene she cries |
40 |
Samwell Tarly
A steward of the Night's Watch. He is a close friend to Jon Snow, and one of the few people known to have killed a White Walker. He journeys south to begin his training as a Maester to replace the aging Maester Aemon.
|
+1 point for reading books, mentioning he "read that in a book", or writing raven letters. |
28 |
Gregor Clegane (The Mountain)
A knight and the head of House Clegane, bannermen to the Lannisters. He defeated Prince Oberyn Martell in a trial by combat for Tyrion Lannister's role in King Joffrey's death, although he was gravely injured in the fight. He appears to have recovered (in some form) under Grand Maester Qyburn's care, and returns to serve as a member of the Kingsguard.
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* Scores for any kills of non-combatants * Scores for each sentence spoken * Interacting with bowls |
38 |
Grey Worm
The leader of the Unsullied - a highly-trained army of freed slaves who serve Daenerys Targaryen.
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* +1 for every 3-syllable word uttered in the Common Tongue (Westerosi English), not counting proper nouns (Daenerys, Unsullied, etc.) * Receives standard sex points for making it to first base |
185 |
Doran Martell
The head of House Martell of Dorne, and elder brother of Prince Oberyn Martell.
|
+1 point for every on-screen step he takes |
74 |
Grand Maester Pycelle
The Grand Maester of the Seven Kingdoms. Pycelle is highly educated and serves as an advisor to the King.
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+1 point when he walks 5 or more steps in a row without stopping |
239 |
Child of the Forest
Another Child of the Forest who is encountered far beyond the Wall.
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[Possible special to be determined after character appears] |
26 |
Lancel Lannister
A cousin to the Lannister children. In a past life he was a stuttering servant to King Robert Baratheon and secret consort to his cousin Queen Cersei Lannister. Lancel now serves as a leading member of the Sparrows, a dangerously militant religious group whose power over King's Landing is growing.
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+1 politics point when he publicly outs a named character for their sins |
Kills
Zombie Gregor smashes in the head of a King's Landing drunk who was spreading stories about Cersei.
(Kill of Unnamed Character)
47:55
(+8)
Child of the Forest:
The bow-wielding Child of the Forest kills 4 wights with the magic hand grenades as the White Walkers and their horde march onto the entrance of the Three-Eyed Raven's cavern.
(Kill of Unnamed Character)
49:45
(+8)
Child of the Forest:
The bow-wielding Child of the forest kills 4 wights that crawl through the weirwood root system into the cavern of the Three-Eyed Raven.
(Kill of Unnamed Character)
Gregor rips off the head of a Faith Militant soldier sent to detain Cersei Lannister.
(Kill of Unnamed Character)
Grey Worm swiftly slashes the throat of the slave master Razdal mo Eraz, after he offers up the the slaver Yezzzan zo Qaggaz to die as part of the terms of surrender to Daenerys.
(Kill of Named Character)
Grey Worm slashes the throat of Belicho Paenymion, the slave master from Volantis, after he and Razdal mo Eraz offer up the slave trader Yezzzan zo Qaggaz as a sacrifice for Daenerys' terms of surrender.
(Kill of Named Character)
57:17
(+10)
Sansa Stark:
Sansa feeds the imprisoned Ramsay to his own hounds.
Ramsay: "My hounds will never harm me."
Sansa: "You haven't fed them in seven days. You said it yourself."
Ramsay: "They're loyal beasts."
Sansa: "They were. Now they're starving." (Kill of Named Character)
Ramsay: "My hounds will never harm me."
Sansa: "You haven't fed them in seven days. You said it yourself."
Ramsay: "They're loyal beasts."
Sansa: "They were. Now they're starving." (Kill of Named Character)
9:13
(+5)
Lancel Lannister:
Lancel carves the seven-pointed star into Loras Tyrell's forehead after his confessions, as a symbol of Loras' sins and newfound faith in the Seven.
(Major Injury of Named Character)
Septa Unella screams in agony as Cersei leaves Gregor Clegane to slowly torture her.
Cersei: "Now? Today? You're not going to die today. You're not going to die for quite a while." (Major Injury of Named Character)
Cersei: "Now? Today? You're not going to die today. You're not going to die for quite a while." (Major Injury of Named Character)
Political Wins
18:16
(+3)
Sansa Stark:
Given a redo, Lady Sansa finally accepts Brienne of Tarth into her service as a knight.
Brienne: "Lady Sansa, I offer my services once again. I will shield your back and keep your counsel and give my life for yours if need be. I swear it, by the Old Gods and the New."
Sansa: "And I vow... that you shall always have a place by my... hearth. and..."
Podrick assist" Meat and mead at my table."
Sansa: "...meat and mead at my table. And I pledge to ask no service of you that might bring you dishonor. I swear it by the Old Gods and the New. Arise." (New Follower/Prisoner)
Brienne: "Lady Sansa, I offer my services once again. I will shield your back and keep your counsel and give my life for yours if need be. I swear it, by the Old Gods and the New."
Sansa: "And I vow... that you shall always have a place by my... hearth. and..."
Podrick assist" Meat and mead at my table."
Sansa: "...meat and mead at my table. And I pledge to ask no service of you that might bring you dishonor. I swear it by the Old Gods and the New. Arise." (New Follower/Prisoner)
10:55
(+3)
Samwell Tarly:
Sam convinces Gilly to go along with his plan to stay with his family in Horn Hill.
Gilly: "I know that, Sam. And he does too. You're the only one who ever has. If you think it's for the best... we trust you."
(Convincing Argument)
Gilly: "I know that, Sam. And he does too. You're the only one who ever has. If you think it's for the best... we trust you."
(Convincing Argument)
11:19
(+3)
Samwell Tarly:
Gilly acknowledges Sam's stepfather status to little Sam. Samwell proceeds to vomit from all the subsequent feels.
Samwell: "I'd feel better if you threw something at me and stormed off."
Gilly: "I'd never do that to the father of my son." (New Follower/Prisoner)
Samwell: "I'd feel better if you threw something at me and stormed off."
Gilly: "I'd never do that to the father of my son." (New Follower/Prisoner)
50:10
(+3)
Sansa Stark:
Sansa convinces Jon to rally the Wildling armies and march on Winterfell.
"You are the son of the last true Warden of the North. Northern families are loyal. They'll fight for you if you ask. A monster has taken our home and our brother. We have to go back to Winterfell and save them both." (Convincing Argument)
"You are the son of the last true Warden of the North. Northern families are loyal. They'll fight for you if you ask. A monster has taken our home and our brother. We have to go back to Winterfell and save them both." (Convincing Argument)
6:05
(+3)
Sansa Stark:
Sansa learns of the re-emergence of the Blackfish and the Tully army. "Your great-uncle, Brynden the Blackfish, has gathered what remains of the Tully forces and retaken Riverrun.
(Secret Discovery)
23:27
(+3)
Samwell Tarly:
Samwell steals his father's Valyrian steel sword, Heartsbane, from above the family mantlepiece.
Gilly: "Sam. That's your father's sword."
Sam: "It's my family's sword."
Gilly: "Sam. Won't he come for it?"
Sam: "He can bloody well try." (New Weapon)
Gilly: "Sam. That's your father's sword."
Sam: "It's my family's sword."
Gilly: "Sam. Won't he come for it?"
Sam: "He can bloody well try." (New Weapon)
23:30
(+3)
Samwell Tarly:
On his last night in Horn Hill, Samwell steals his father's Valyrian steel sword, Heartsbane, from above the family mantlepiece.
Gilly: "Sam. That's your father's sword."
Sam: "It's my family's sword."
Gilly: "Sam. Won't he come for it?"
Sam: "He can bloody well try." (Act of Betrayal)
Gilly: "Sam. That's your father's sword."
Sam: "It's my family's sword."
Gilly: "Sam. Won't he come for it?"
Sam: "He can bloody well try." (Act of Betrayal)
submitted by emilien.raggi (approved!)
27:11
(+3)
Sansa Stark:
Lyanna Mormont pledges her house to Jon Snow's fighting forces: "House Mormont has kept faith with House Stark for a thousand years... We will not break faith today."
(New Follower/Prisoner)
submitted by cmwalken15 (approved!)
After Daenerys' awe-inspiring display of burnination, Grey Worm convinces the slave masters' guards to abandon their post. "You men have a choice: fight and die for masters who would never fight and die for you, or go home to your families." They promptly drop their swords and flee.
(Convincing Argument)
53:00
(+3)
Sansa Stark:
Sansa retakes Winterfell for House Stark after defeating Ramsay Bolton and the rest of the Bolton army.
(Acquire a New Castle/City/Army/Loot)
submitted by xdwxrd (approved!)
0:00
(+3)
Sansa Stark:
Littlefinger pledges his support of House Stark to Sansa Stark. "News of this battle will spread quickly through the Seven Kingdoms. I've declared for House Stark for all to hear."
(New Follower/Prisoner)
submitted by xdwxrd (approved!)
17:02
(+3)
Lancel Lannister:
Lancel follows one of Qyburn's little birds to the King's Landing underground. There he is stabbed, but crawls to discover the hidden cache of wildfire buried beneath the Sept of Baelor.
(Secret Discovery)
submitted by nyan (approved!)
Insults Delivered / Funny Lines
31:55
(+3)
Grand Maester Pycelle:
"And what he's done to Gregor Clegane, is an abomination. We never sanctioned this, this... experiment, and I for one think it is in our best interest to have this beast destr- *gas leak*"
(Funny Line)
submitted by klov3r (approved!)
3:06
(+3)
Sansa Stark:
to Littlefinger: "Did you know about Ramsay? If you didn't know you're an idiot. If you did know, you're my enemy."
(Witty Insult)
submitted by nyan (approved!)
4:49
(+3)
Sansa Stark:
to Littlefinger: "You said you would protect me... I don't believe you anymore... You can't protect me. You won't even be able to protect yourself if I tell Brienne to cut you down."
(Threat)
submitted by nyan (approved!)
7:24
(+3)
Samwell Tarly:
Sam: "I told them I met you in the North."
Gilly: "Did you tell them how far north?"
Sam: "Well, it wasn't a very large piece of parchment..." (Funny Line)
Gilly: "Did you tell them how far north?"
Sam: "Well, it wasn't a very large piece of parchment..." (Funny Line)
38:36
(+3)
Sansa Stark:
to Jon: "So [Davos Seaworth] is your most trusted advisor now? Because he secured 62 men from a 10-year-old?"
(Witty Insult)
38:43
(+3)
Sansa Stark:
Jon: "Ser Davos is the reason I'm standing here talking to you and he served Stannis for years."
Sansa: "Stannis... who lost the Blackwater, who murdered his own brother, who doesn't have a head?" (Witty Insult)
Sansa: "Stannis... who lost the Blackwater, who murdered his own brother, who doesn't have a head?" (Witty Insult)
Missandei: "Two translators are on a sinking ship. The first says, 'Do you know how to swim?' The second says, 'No, but I can shout for help in 19 languages.'"
Tyrion: *feigned laughter*
Grey Worm: "That is the worst joke I ever heard." (Funny Line)
Tyrion: *feigned laughter*
Grey Worm: "That is the worst joke I ever heard." (Funny Line)
55:38
(+3)
Sansa Stark:
to Ramsay: "Your words will disappear. Your house will disappear. Your name will disappear. All memory of you will disappear."
(Threat)
29:43
(+3)
Samwell Tarly:
Citadel receptionist: "This is irregular."
Samwell: "Yes, well... I suppose that... life is irregular." (Funny Line)
Samwell: "Yes, well... I suppose that... life is irregular." (Funny Line)
51:28
(+3)
Sansa Stark:
Petyr Baelish: "Every time I'm faced with a decision, I close my eyes and see the same picture. Whenever I consider an action, I ask myself will this action help to make this picture a reality? ... A picture of me on the Iron Throne... and you by my side."
Sansa: "It's a pretty picture." (Witty Insult)
Sansa: "It's a pretty picture." (Witty Insult)
Glasses of Wine Consumed
9:05
(+5)
Samwell Tarly:
After vomiting from his sea-sickness, Sam drinks from a wineskin of fermented pepto-bismol given to him by Gilly.
(Glass of Wine Consumed)
5:39
(+5)
Sansa Stark:
Sansa steals away Jon's mug of ale before he can even take an on-screen sip. Jon gets the last laugh as she coughs it back up. "You'd think after thousands of years, the Night's Watch would have learned how to make a good ale."
(Glass of Wine Consumed)
Acts of Intercourse
4:56
(+5)
Grand Maester Pycelle:
Pycelle gets dressed for the Trials by Seven after a session with a prostitute.
(Act of Intercourse)
Deaths
27:43
(+10)
Doran Martell:
Doran Martell bleeds out after being stabbed by Ellaria Sand. "When was the last time you left this palace? You don't know your own people. Their disgust for you. Elia Martell raped and murdered, and you did nothing. Oberyn Martell butchered, and you did nothing. You're not a Dornishman. You're not our Prince."
(Death)
+1 for Doran Martell
+1 for Doran Martell
+1 for Doran Martell
49:59
(+10)
Child of the Forest:
The bow-wielding Child of the Forest succumbs to one of the wights invading the Three-Eyed Raven's cavern.
(Death)
+1 for Doran Martell
+1 for Doran Martell, +1 for Child of the Forest
+1 for Doran Martell, +1 for Child of the Forest
+1 for Doran Martell, +1 for Child of the Forest
+1 for Doran Martell, +1 for Child of the Forest
13:16
(+10)
Grand Maester Pycelle:
Grand Maester Pycelle is viciously stabbed to death by Qyburn's Little Birds after he is lured to his laboratory.
Qyburn: "This pains me, my lord. Whatever your faults, you do not deserve to die alone in such a cold, dark place. But sometimes before we can usher in the new, the old must be put to rest." (Death)
Qyburn: "This pains me, my lord. Whatever your faults, you do not deserve to die alone in such a cold, dark place. But sometimes before we can usher in the new, the old must be put to rest." (Death)
17:17
(+10)
Lancel Lannister:
Lancel Lannister is lured into the King's Landing underground where he is stabbed by one of Qyburn's little birds. Finding a cache of wildfire, he is too late to stop the candles from burning down and igniting it, engulfing him in the explosion.
(Death)
+1 for Doran Martell, +1 for Child of the Forest
Special
25:35
(+99)
Doran Martell:
Doran 'Professor X' Martell turns out to not actually be a wheelchair-bound cripple at all - apparently he was just too lazy to walk anywhere during any part of S5. He takes thirty-two slow, gimpy steps along the way to his wheelchair. Then decides to adjust his dangling right foot for good measure, before fully sitting down.
5 steps in initial overhead scene (25:35)
7 steps to get up the stairs (25:40)
8 steps to the next set of stairs (25:47)
9 steps to the wheelchair (25:55)
3 steps to get in the wheelchair (26:06)
1 step to get his last dangling foot onto the wheelchair (26:11) (Special)
5 steps in initial overhead scene (25:35)
7 steps to get up the stairs (25:40)
8 steps to the next set of stairs (25:47)
9 steps to the wheelchair (25:55)
3 steps to get in the wheelchair (26:06)
1 step to get his last dangling foot onto the wheelchair (26:11) (Special)
After getting some R&R from hands-on fighting Grey Worm and hitting the books (his pet name for Missandei), Grey Worm shows off his expanding vocabulary with his first ever three-syllable words in the Westerosi common tongue.
in Meereenese council meeting: "We are searching for the men who burned the ships, but *nobody* saw *anything*." (Special)
in Meereenese council meeting: "We are searching for the men who burned the ships, but *nobody* saw *anything*." (Special)
submitted by shmcguire (approved!)
Grey Worm with the second episode in a row with a three-syllable word:
"We conquered Astapor and Yunkai once. We will do it again and *execute* the Masters." (Special)
"We conquered Astapor and Yunkai once. We will do it again and *execute* the Masters." (Special)
33:53
(+3)
Grand Maester Pycelle:
Pycelle takes several steps as he quickly shuffles past Gregor Clegane on his way out of the Small Council room.
(Special)
submitted by stefanik62 (approved!)
Grey Worm remarks on the arriving slave masters from Yunkai and Astapor. "You invite the *enemy* into our city... I don't make peace with the Queen's *enemies*, I kill the Queen's *enemies*."
(Special)
Missandei: "...hundreds of thousands of men, women, and children still lived in chains-"
Razdal mo Eraz: "As they have since the dawn of time."
Grey Worm: "Not *anymore*". (Special)
Razdal mo Eraz: "As they have since the dawn of time."
Grey Worm: "Not *anymore*". (Special)
submitted by asherbigs (approved!)
to Tyrion: "I am loyal to my Queen, not you. If you betray her work, you are my *enemy*."
(Special)
to Tyrion: "You don't know them (the slave masters), you don't *understand* them. We are not human in their eyes."
(Special)
35:13
(+6)
Grand Maester Pycelle:
Pycelle walks two arduous marathons after Cersei shows up and gives him the boot from King Tommen's quarters.
The 400m: 5 steps immediately as Cersei enters the room
The 10k: 23 step traversal to get around the table and out the door. (Special)
The 400m: 5 steps immediately as Cersei enters the room
The 10k: 23 step traversal to get around the table and out the door. (Special)
49:50
(+3)
Sansa Stark:
One teardrop rolled down to her bottom cheek as she reads about Rickon's capture in Ramsay's letter to Jon Snow.
(Special)
submitted by golub.jake (approved!)
After Tyrion's joke during the Meereenese council meeting.
Tyrion: "...it's funnier in Westeros."
Greyworm: "The Starks and the Lannisters. I thought these were *enemies*." (Special)
Tyrion: "...it's funnier in Westeros."
Greyworm: "The Starks and the Lannisters. I thought these were *enemies*." (Special)
submitted by taylorreneegoodrich (approved!)
Advanced battle tactics require advanced vocabulary: "If we go to the beach, the Masters will take the *pyramid*. The *pyramid* is the only place in the city we can defend."
(Special)
5:10
(+3)
Grand Maester Pycelle:
Pycelle makes it 11 steps while walking down the stairs from his chambers, before one of Qyburn's Little Birds calls him back to deliver a message. He begrudingly turns around to begin the trek back.
(Special)
11:32
(+3)
Grand Maester Pycelle:
Pycelle just makes it 6 steps into Qyburn's laboratory before stopping.
(Special)