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Barristan's Burly Boys

The Gendry Rowers Club

Owner: the.lafavour

4-5-1, 44 roto pts (#6)
Z-Score: -0.413 (percentile: 33.98%)
Weeks at #1: 0
Categories won:
Best Week: Episode 10: The Winds of Winter (+3 roto points)
Team MVP: Hodor (picked #6, 127 points, 41.64% of team total)
Longest winstreak: W-2

Roster Stats

Character Drafted Total Kills Politics Insults Wine Sex Thrones Deaths Special Feels
Hodor hodor Hodor hodor Hodor hodor Hodor hodor Hodor hodor Hodor hodor Hodor. hodor.
#6 127 1 0 0 0 0 0 15 111 0
A former sellsword, who has risen through the ranks of nobility thanks to his fighting skills and work for the Lannisters. He recently accompanied Jaime Lannister on a sensitive diplomatic mission to Dorne to rescue the Princeess Myrcella Baratheon.
#15 47 0 0 33 5 0 0 0 9 0
Leader of the Second Sons, a sellsword company who now serves Daenerys Targaryen. He is also one of Daneerys' trusted advisors and her lover.
#26 37 14 3 15 5 0 0 0 0 0
A Wildling Giant, who fought in the Battle of Hardhome and was one of the few to escape.
#66 32 18 0 0 0 0 0 11 3 0
A disgraced former Maester, who was banished from the order for engaging in forbidden experiments. He is recruited by Cersei to assist in various medical facilities, and now serves as Master of Whispers in King's Landing.
#55 25 10 15 0 0 0 0 0 0 0
A wildling woman who serves the Starks. She splits off from Bran's group and travels with Rickon.
#46 19 0 0 3 0 5 0 11 0 0
A squire in the service of Brienne of Tarth. He previously served as Tyrion Lannister's squire.
#35 8 2 0 0 0 0 0 0 6 0
Lord of Blackhaven, bannermen to House Baratheon. He now leads the Brotherhood Without Banners, an outlaw fighting group in the Riverlands.
#95 5 2 3 0 0 0 0 0 0 0
Head of House Umber, bannermen to the Starks. He did not attend the Frey wedding at the Twins, and his whereabouts are unknown.
#99 5 0 0 0 0 0 0 5 0 0
A bastard son of Robert Baratheon, although this fact is not widely known (even to Gendry himself). After being captured by Melisandre, he is freed by Ser Davos and escaped Dragonstone by rowboat. His whereabouts are currently unknown.
#75 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0
A member of the Kingsguard.
#86 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0
Totals 305 47 21 51 10 5 0 42 129 0

Roster

charId Character Special
10
Hodor hodor Hodor hodor Hodor hodor Hodor hodor Hodor hodor Hodor hodor Hodor. hodor.
+1 point for every utterance of "Hodor"
23
A former sellsword, who has risen through the ranks of nobility thanks to his fighting skills and work for the Lannisters. He recently accompanied Jaime Lannister on a sensitive diplomatic mission to Dorne to rescue the Princeess Myrcella Baratheon.
+1 point when he gives expert critique/advice on fighting strategy
36
Leader of the Second Sons, a sellsword company who now serves Daenerys Targaryen. He is also one of Daneerys' trusted advisors and her lover.
+1 point each time he flirts with Daenerys.
27
A squire in the service of Brienne of Tarth. He previously served as Tyrion Lannister's squire.
+1 point for failed attempts at basic tasks.
+1 point for surprising people with how good he is at a task
72
A disgraced former Maester, who was banished from the order for engaging in forbidden experiments. He is recruited by Cersei to assist in various medical facilities, and now serves as Master of Whispers in King's Landing.
* +1 point whenever he receives a new specimen for his experiments
* +1 politics point when reporting information from his "little birds"
211
A Wildling Giant, who fought in the Battle of Hardhome and was one of the few to escape.
+1 each time he is ineffectually attacked (hit and does not exhibit pain) [Ruleset 4.0+]
80
A bastard son of Robert Baratheon, although this fact is not widely known (even to Gendry himself). After being captured by Melisandre, he is freed by Ser Davos and escaped Dragonstone by rowboat. His whereabouts are currently unknown.
+1 point for each act of blacksmithing.
182
A member of the Kingsguard.
101
Lord of Blackhaven, bannermen to House Baratheon. He now leads the Brotherhood Without Banners, an outlaw fighting group in the Riverlands.
Can receive points multiple times in the Death category
+1 when shown igniting the flaming sword
155
Head of House Umber, bannermen to the Starks. He did not attend the Frey wedding at the Twins, and his whereabouts are unknown.
Kills
Episode 1: The Red Woman
Podrick stabs a Bolton soldier through the chest as he and Brienne charge in to rescue Sansa Stark. (Kill of Unnamed Character)
Episode 2: Home
Wun Weg rips down one of Ser Alliser Thorne's crossbowman from the battlements after he looses a bolt at him. He's smashed against the castle wall, and then thrown across the courtyard, prompting the rest of the Night's Watch to throw down their weapons. (Kill of Unnamed Character)
Episode 4: Book of the Stranger
Daario catches up with the Dothraki guard before he can sound the alarm, strangling him and finally breaking his neck. (Kill of Unnamed Character)
Daario stabs Ahko through the back with his knife, saving Jorah's life. "Told you, I'm very attached to this knife." (Kill of Named Character)
Episode 5: The Door
Episode 8: No One
Beric kicks over the third tree stump, strangling the last of the bandits on a noose. (Kill of Unnamed Character)
Episode 9: Battle of the Bastards
Daario lops the head off of a Son of the Harpy, as he leads a horde of Dothraki screamers to storm the gates of Meereen. (Kill of Unnamed Character)
Wun Wun bitch slaps a beheaded Bolton rider and his horse into oblivion as they charge into battle. (Kill of Unnamed Character)
Wun Wun smacks away 5 soldiers on the frontline of the Bolton shield formation. (Kill of Unnamed Character)
After swiping away a hole in the Bolton shield formation, Wun Wun plucks a Bolton soldier out from the interior line and flings him into the air. (Kill of Unnamed Character)
Episode 10: The Winds of Winter
13:02 (+10) Qyburn:
After luring Pycelle to his laboratory, Qyburn's Little Birds converge and stab the Grand Maester to death. "This pains me, my lord. Whatever your faults, you do not deserve to die alone in such a cold, dark place. But sometimes before we can usher in the new, the old must be put to rest." (Kill of Named Character)
Political Wins
Episode 3: Oathbreaker
29:05 (+3) Qyburn:
Qyburn gains the loyalty of Varys' old spy network of little birds. They turn out to be beggar children from the streets of King's Landing, one of whom is named Arthur..
Qyburn: "Your eye looks much better, Arthur. How's your mother's jaw?"
Arthur: "Better."
Qyburn: "And your father?"
Arthur: "No one's seen him."
Qyburn: "And no one will. That worked out rather nicely."
(New Follower/Prisoner)
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29:21 (+3) Qyburn:
Qyburn tracks down and recruits Varys' "little birds" of King's Landing. (Secret Discovery)
Episode 8: No One
Beric has captured Lem Lemoncloak, who was falsely leading a band of outlaws in the name of the Brotherhood without Banners. (New Follower/Prisoner)
Episode 10: The Winds of Winter
13:02 (+3) Qyburn:
Qyburn lures Grand Maester Pycelle to his laboratory on false pretenses, and then sends his little birds to stab him to death. "This pains me, my lord. Whatever your faults, you do not deserve to die alone in such a cold, dark place. But sometimes before we can usher in the new, the old must be put to rest." (Act of Betrayal)
submitted by nyan (approved!)
17:14 (+3) Qyburn:
Qyburn's "More. Much more." report to Cersei in S6E8 is revealed to be his discovery of the barrels of wildfire buried beneath King's Landing, as Lancel Lannister discovers a cache set to trigger an explosion during the Trial by Seven at the Sept of Baelor. (Secret Discovery)
Daario reluctantly accepts his assignment to be left behind in Essos as ruler of Meereen.
Daario: "You'll get that throne you want so badly, I'm sure of it. I hope it brings you happiness. I pity the lords of Westeros. They have no idea what's coming for them."
(New Title)
Insults Delivered / Funny Lines
Episode 1: The Red Woman
to Jorah: "You're a romantic. I admire that. Sometimes I look at you and I think - 'so that's what I'll be like when I grow old.'" (Witty Insult)
Episode 4: Book of the Stranger
Daario: "I don't think you can ride the Dragon. Twenty years ago, maybe."
Jorah: "What?"
Daario: "Our Queen. She's wild, you know. Don't let her size fool you. It's hard enough for me, and I'm a young man. You... I don't think your heart could take it."
(Witty Insult)
to Jorah: "If I win, I'm the shit who killed an old man. If I lose, I'm the shit who was killed by an old man. (Funny Line)
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when Jorah asks Daario to surrender his signature knife: "ahh... I'm... very attached to this knife." (Funny Line)
As he and Jorah watch a Dothraki couple going at it on the streets: "I should have been born a Dothraki." (Funny Line)
Episode 7: The Broken Man
18:25 (+3) Bronn:
Bronn: "Oh no, not me. I'm just an upjump sellsword."
Jaime: "You're an anointed knight, there's quite a difference."
Bronn: "Aye, knights don't get paid."
(Funny Line)
18:33 (+3) Bronn:
Jaime: "You have better instincts than any officer in the Lannister army."
Bronn: "That's like saying I have a bigger cock than anyone in the Unsullied army."
(Witty Insult)
18:57 (+3) Bronn:
Jaime: "And you'll get all three. A Lannister always pa-"
Bronn: "Don't say it. Don't fookin' say it..."
(Funny Line)
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21:03 (+3) Bronn:
Lothar Frey: "Ser Jaime, we didn't know you were coming."
Jaime Lannister: "Because you didn't set a proper perimeter."
Bronn: "Good thing we're friends, or we'd be fucking you in the ass right now."
(Witty Insult)
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22:22 (+3) Bronn:
Jaime: "Get word to the Blackfish. I want a parley."
Bronn: "A parley or a fight?"
Jaime: "He's an old man."
Bronn: "You've got one hand. My money's on the old boy."
(Witty Insult)
Episode 8: No One
14:47 (+3) Bronn:
greeting Podrick Payne: "Gettin' a bit old to be a squire, aren't we?" (Witty Insult)
15:03 (+3) Bronn:
Bronn: "Are they in there?"
Podrick Payne: "Uh huh."
Bronn: "You think they're fucking?"
Podrick: "What? No."
Bronn: "Why not? I'd fuck her. You'd fuck her, wouldn't you?"
Podrick: "I'm her squire."
Bronn: "Oh."
(Funny Line)
15:28 (+3) Bronn:
on Jaime Lannister: "The way all women look at him is frankly irritating. I preferred working with the little brother on that account." (Funny Line)
Episode 10: The Winds of Winter
0:00 (+3) Bronn:
to Jaime: "She doesn't want me, she wants your golden fingers up her twat." (Funny Line)
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23:47 (+3) Bronn:
to Jaime, after a Frey serving girl gives him the eye: "You don't even have to do anything, do you?" (Funny Line)
24:07 (+3) Bronn:
Jaime Lannister: "Those two have their eyes on you."
Bronn: "They have their eyes on *you*, cunt."
Jaime: "Not my type."
Bronn: "Not blonde enough?"
(Witty Insult)
Glasses of Wine Consumed
Episode 10: The Winds of Winter
23:54 (+5) Bronn:
Bronn drinks at the Frey-Lannister feast celebrating the retaking of Riverrun. (Glass of Wine Consumed)
Daario takes a drink after accepting his assignment to stay behind in Meereen. (Glass of Wine Consumed)
Deaths
Episode 3: Oathbreaker
Smalljon Umber confirms the death of the Greatjon:
to Ramsay Bolton: "Your father was a cunt, and that's why you killed him. I might have done the same to my father if he hadn't have done me the favor of dying on his own."
(Death)
Episode 4: Book of the Stranger
+1 for Greatjon Umber
Episode 5: The Door
55:15 (+10) Hodor:
"Hold the door." (Death)
+1 for Greatjon Umber
Episode 6: Blood of My Blood
+1 for Hodor, +1 for Greatjon Umber
Episode 7: The Broken Man
+1 for Hodor, +1 for Greatjon Umber
Episode 8: No One
+1 for Hodor, +1 for Greatjon Umber
Episode 9: Battle of the Bastards
+1 for Hodor, +1 for Greatjon Umber
Episode 10: The Winds of Winter
+1 for Hodor, +1 for Greatjon Umber, +1 for Wun Weg Wun Dar Wun
Special
Episode 2: Home
6:54 (+9) Hodor:
"Hodor ...Hodor. Hodor." (Special)
7:53 (+3) Hodor:
"Hodor." (Special)
Podrick spends 12 seconds of screentime flicking away at his flintstone in an attempt to start a campfire. We eventually do see the kindling get started in the next shot, after Brienne comes over to supervise. (Special)
submitted by nyan (approved!)
Episode 5: The Door
39:37 (+3) Hodor:
"Hodor." (Special)
45:45 (+3) Hodor:
"Ho-hodor." (Special)
45:57 (+3) Hodor:
"Hodor." (Special)
46:02 (+3) Hodor:
"...Hodor." (Special)
47:43 (+6) Hodor:
"Hodor... hodor." (Special)
49:31 (+12) Hodor:
"hodor. hodor... hodor. hodor!" (Special)
49:51 (+6) Hodor:
"hodor. hodor!" (Special)
50:09 (+6) Hodor:
"hodor. hodor." (Special)
50:22 (+18) Hodor:
"hodor. hodor! hodor. hodor! hodor! hodor!" (Special)
55:07 (+33) Hodor:
"Ho-dor Hooodor [hodedor hodedor] hooodor hooodor hodor. hodor. Hodor. Hodor. Hodor. Hodor. Hodor." (Special)
Episode 7: The Broken Man
18:15 (+3) Bronn:
"Now that is a sorry attempt at a siege. Someone needs to teach those sad twats how to dig trenches." (Special)
22:03 (+3) Bronn:
Bronn starts instructing the Frey forces on the proper siege preparations: "Have your lads start digging perimeter trenches. Set pickets every hundred yards. And work double-time on those siege towers and trebuchets." (Special)
Episode 8: No One
Podrick fails to keep his guard up as Bronn is able to sneak up behind him and grab him in a chokehold. Bronn: "Podrick fucking Payne. I thought you'd be dead by now." (Special)
15:44 (+3) Bronn:
Podrick: "She's training me to fight."
Bronn: "Is she? Oh ... Then how come an old cunt like me can still sneak up and murder you?"
Podrick: "Well, that's a different sort of fighting."
Bronn: "Now, that's the truth, isn't it? You want to learn that sort of fighting? ... All right, let's start with your footwork..."
(Special)
Episode 9: Battle of the Bastards
Wun Wun emerges from the battle impaled by numerous arrow wounds, but valiantly follows Jon and Tormund as they track down a retreating Ramsay. (Special)
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