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Drogon's Baby Back Ribs

Casterly Sellsword (Public #36)

Owner: ooflesaur

4-5-1, 45 roto pts (#3)
Z-Score: 0.671 (percentile: 74.88%)
Weeks at #1: 0
Categories won: Political Wins (69)
Best Week: Episode 5: Kill the Boy (+9 roto points)
Team MVP: Ramsay Bolton (picked #8, 90 points, 34.48% of team total)
Longest winstreak: W-2

Roster Stats

Character Drafted Total Kills Politics Insults Wine Sex Thrones Deaths Special Feels
The legitimized bastard son of Roose Bolton, now Warden of the North. He is fond of the Bolton tradition of flaying their enemies.
#8 90 22 12 15 25 10 0 0 6 0
The former paramour of Prince Oberyn. She is also the mother of several of his bastard children, known as the Sand Snakes.
#25 50 15 15 15 5 0 0 0 0 0
A leader of the Wildlings, he is a trusted lieutenant and second-in-command to Mance Rayder, the King Beyond the Wall.
#24 44 26 15 3 0 0 0 0 0 0
Leader of the Sparrows, a religious movement within the Faith of the Seven.
#56 33 0 24 9 0 0 0 0 0 0
A Red Priestess from Asshai, she is a close advisor to Stannis.
#9 29 10 3 3 0 10 0 0 3 0
One of Oberyn Martell's bastard children, known as the Sand Snakes.
#41 15 2 0 3 0 10 0 0 0 0
A fearsome warrior known as the Hound. Sandor formerly served in the Kingsguard of Joffrey Baratheon and accompanied Arya Stark on her travels. He was left for dead after a fight with Brienne of Tarth.
#57 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0
A representative of the Iron Bank of Braavos, a powerful bank who holds a large sum of debt from the Iron Throne.
#40 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0
Totals 261 75 69 48 30 30 0 0 9 0

Roster

charId Character Special
87
The legitimized bastard son of Roose Bolton, now Warden of the North. He is fond of the Bolton tradition of flaying their enemies.
+1 for each food item he punctures or slices
+1 point for every scene featuring an act of torture.
52
A Red Priestess from Asshai, she is a close advisor to Stannis.
* +1 point for mentioning that "the night is dark and full of terrors" * +1 each time she mentions a vision she sees in the flames
67
A leader of the Wildlings, he is a trusted lieutenant and second-in-command to Mance Rayder, the King Beyond the Wall.
* every mention of "killing Crows"
* every on-screen second he stares into Brienne's soul (rounded up)
91
The former paramour of Prince Oberyn. She is also the mother of several of his bastard children, known as the Sand Snakes.
+1 for invoking the name of Oberyn Martell
95
A representative of the Iron Bank of Braavos, a powerful bank who holds a large sum of debt from the Iron Throne.
190
One of Oberyn Martell's bastard children, known as the Sand Snakes.
+1 for invoking the name of Oberyn Martell
192
Leader of the Sparrows, a religious movement within the Faith of the Seven.
1 politics point every time he (or Sparrows under his order) publicly out a named character for their sins
81
A fearsome warrior known as the Hound. Sandor formerly served in the Kingsguard of Joffrey Baratheon and accompanied Arya Stark on her travels. He was left for dead after a fight with Brienne of Tarth.
* +1 point for scenes where he eats
* 2x multiplier for actions performed while confronted by fire
Kills
Episode 3: The High Sparrow
Ramsay tells his father about the flaying of Lord Cerwyn. His body, flayed of all skin, is hung from the walls of Moat Cailin.
Ramsay: "Lord Cerwyn refused to pay. He said the Warden of the North will always be a Stark, and he'd be damned if he kissed a traitor's boot."
Roose Bolton: "You left him no choice."
Ramsay: "I flayed him living, along with his wife and brother. I made his son watch ... The new Lord Cerwyn paid his taxes."
(Kill of Named Character)
The wife and brother of Lady Cerwyn were killed by Ramsay Bolton - their flayed bodies were hung on display from the walls of Moat Cailin. (Kill of Unnamed Character)
Episode 6: Unbowed, Unbent, Unbroken
Tyene manages to slash Bronn on the arm with her dagger, just before Areo Hotah and the Dornish guards arrive. (Minor Injury of Named Character)
Episode 7: The Gift
Sansa emerges from her bed, showing the bruises that have been inflicted on her by Ramsay. (Minor Injury of Named Character)
Ramsay has the old woman who attempted to help Sansa flayed and killed. "Tough old bird. Everyone talks when I start peeling them. But this one, her heart gave out before I even got to her face." (Kill of Unnamed Character)
Episode 8: Hardhome
After he is insulted by the Lord of Bones, Tormund steals his club and smashes in the Lord of Bones' skull with it. (Kill of Named Character)
Tormund cuts down a wight. (Kill of Unnamed Character)
Tormund slices down another wight as Jon makes a run for the main Wildling hut where the dragonglass daggers were left. (Kill of Unnamed Character)
Tormund cuts down a wildling, stabs another through the back of the head, and stabs another through the neck. (Kill of Unnamed Character)
Tormund headbutts a wight, then throws his sword into the stomach of another that charges at him. (Kill of Unnamed Character)
Tormund cuts down a wight as he, Jon Snow, and Edd make a run for the dock. (Kill of Unnamed Character)
Episode 9: The Dance of Dragons
33:57 (+10) Melisandre:
Melisandre burns Shireen Baratheon at the stake after convincing Stannis that her king's blood must be sacrificed. "It will all be over soon, Princess." (Kill of Named Character)
Episode 10: Mother's Mercy
Ramsay stabs through the remaining Baratheon soldier as he mops up the wounded soldiers on the battlefield near Winterfell. "Looks like we're done here." (Kill of Unnamed Character)
Ramsay stabs the back of a crawling Baratheon soldier as he mops up the battlefield outside Winterfell.
Baratheon soldier: "I surrender! I surrender!"
Ramsay: "And I accept your surrender."
(Kill of Unnamed Character)
Ellaria mortally poisons herself with a substance on her lips, which she uses to assassinate Myrcella Baratheon. (Major Injury of Named Character)
submitted by nyan (approved!)
Ellaria assassinates Myrcella Baratheon with a kiss from her lips coated with poison. After Myrcella's boat leaves, she takes an antidote from Tyene to cure herself. (Kill of Named Character)
Political Wins
Episode 3: The High Sparrow
The Sparrows have the High Septon paraded naked through the streets of King's Landing after they catch him with two prostitutes in Littlefinger's brothel. "Hypocrisy is a boil... lancing a boil is never pleasant, although they could have been more careful with the blade." (Politics - uncategorized)
Episode 4: The Sons of the Harpy
Cersei meets with the High Sparrow, naming him as the new High Septon and granting him an army - the Faith Militant.
Cersei: "...an army in service to the Gods themselves. And to you, of course, as the chosen representative of the Seven."
High Sparrow: "An honor I've never expected. Or indeed, ever wished for."
Cersei: "Which is why you were chosen."
(Politics - uncategorized)
The Faith Militant captures Loras as a prisoner.
Lancel Lannister: "Ser Loras, of House Tyrell. You have broken the laws of Gods and Men."
Loras Tyrell: "Who do you think you are?"
Lancel Lannister: "Justice."
(Politics - uncategorized)
The Sparrows have Ser Loras seized after receiving a tip from Cersei about his homosexuality: "Ser Loras of House Tyrell, you have broken the laws of Gods and Men." (Politics - uncategorized)
The Sand Snakes - Obara, Nymeria, and Tyene - agree to follow Ellaria on her mission to capture and kill Myrcella. "You must choose... Doran's way, and peace... or my way, and war." (Politics - uncategorized)
submitted by senduran.i (approved!)
Episode 5: Kill the Boy
Tormund convinces Jon to mobilize the Night's Watch (and Jon himself) to accompany him on the mission to Hardhome,  "They need to hear it from you. They need to know the ships they are boarding wot be torched in the middle of the sea. You come with me or I don't go." (Politics - uncategorized)
submitted by moonbaseu92 (approved!)
Episode 6: Unbowed, Unbent, Unbroken
"Unbowed. Unbent. Unbroken. For Oberyn." (Politics - uncategorized)
The High Sparrow has Queen Margaery arrested for perjuring herself during Loras' inquest. "The Faith is satisfied there is enough evidence to bring a formal trial... for Ser Loras... and Queen Margaery." (Politics - uncategorized)
The High Sparrow names Margaery Tyrell a sinner for perjuring herself during Loras' inquest. "Bearing false witness before the Gods is a great a sin as any, My Lady. Take her." (Politics - uncategorized)
Ramsay Bolton and Sansa Stark are wed.
Theon: "Sansa, of the House Stark comes here to be wed. A woman grown, trueborn and noble. She comes to beg the blessings of the Gods. Who comes to claim her?
Ramsay: "Ramsay, of House Bolton."
(Politics - uncategorized)
Episode 7: The Gift
Ramsay discovers Sansa's attempt to call for help after he encounters Reek at the top of the broken tower, prepared to light a signal candle. (Politics - uncategorized)
The High Sparrow imprisons Cersei based on Lancel Lannister's confessions of her sins. "A young man (Lancel) came to us not long ago. Broken in body and spirit. He had so much to strip away. So much weighing him down. But piece by piece, he unburdened himself. Let go of vanity, pride, sin. Now his soul is so light, he will float through the Seven Heavens like a bird. Hmm. And he has much to say about you." (Politics - uncategorized)
Episode 8: Hardhome
Tormund convinces the Wildlings to not kill Jon Snow for killing Mance. "None of you saw Mance die. I did. The southern king who broke our army, Stannis, wanted to burn him alive to send us a message. Jon Snow defied that cunt's orders. His arrow was mercy." (Politics - uncategorized)
Tormund convinces the Wildlings to accept Jon Snow's invitation and depart Hardhome to head south of the Wall.
Karsi: "I'll never trust a man in black. But I trust you, Tormund. If you say this is the way, we're with you."
Tormund: "This is the way."
(Politics - uncategorized)
Karsi and the Giant Wun Weg Wun Dar Wun agree to follow Tormund south of the Wall. (Politics - uncategorized)
Episode 9: The Dance of Dragons
Ramsay and his band of "twenty men" sneak into Stannis Baratheon's camp in the middle of the night and set fire to the Baratheon food and war supplies.
Ser Davos: "They were in and out before anyone spotted them. Burnt our food stores to the ground, all our siege weapons destroyed."
(Politics - uncategorized)
Melisandre has convinced Stannis Baratheon to offer up his daughter Shireen for a sacrifice of her "king's blood". (Politics - uncategorized)
Episode 10: Mother's Mercy
Ramsay Bolton handily defeats the broken and dispirited forces of Stannis Baratheon in the battle outside Winterfell. "Looks like we're done here." (Politics - uncategorized)
Ellaria betrays the trust of Doran Martell by assassinating Myrcella Baratheon after swearing not to harm th girl. (Politics - uncategorized)
The High Sparrow publicly announces the sins of Cersei Lannister to the people of King's Landing. "She has committed the acts of falsehood and fornication. She has confessed her sins and begged for forgiveness... She comes before you with a solemn heart, shorn of secrets, naked before the eyes of gods and men, to make her walk of atonement." (Politics - uncategorized)
Insults Delivered / Funny Lines
Episode 2: The House of Black and White
to Areo Hotah: "Remove yourself from my path or I'll take that long axe and I'll shove it up your..." (Threat)
Doran: "...but we do not mutilate little girls for vengeance. Not here. Not while I rule."
Ellaria: "And how long will that be?"
(Threat)
Episode 4: The Sons of the Harpy
Episode 5: Kill the Boy
Myranda: "I saw you staring at her (Sansa)."
Ramsay: "I'm going to marry her. That will involve looking at her from time to time."
(Funny Line)
Miranda: "Do you think she's pretty?"
Ramsay: "Of course I do. I'm not blind. "
(Funny Line)
submitted by moonbaseu92 (approved!)
about Theon: "He's not Ironborn anymore. Not Theon Greyjoy anymore. He's a new man... a new person, anyway." (Witty Insult)
to Roose Bolton: "How can you be sure... that she's pregnant? I mean... [spacing gesture indicate Fat Walda's size] ...how can you tell?" (Witty Insult)
Episode 6: Unbowed, Unbent, Unbroken
Ramsay reminds Sansa to remove her clothes: "Do I need to ask a second time? I hate asking a second time." (Threat)
Episode 7: The Gift
"... the holy text, the Seven-Pointed Star. If you don't have one in your library, I'll give you my own." (Witty Insult)
to Olenna Tyrell: "A lifetime of wealth and power has left you blind in one eye. You are the few, we are the many. And when the many stop fearing the few..." (Threat)
to Cersei: "The Tyrells' finery will be stripped away. Their lies knocked down. Their true hearts laid bare for all to see. And so it will be for all of us. High and low alike. What will we find when we strip away your finery?" (Threat)
Episode 8: Hardhome
on Jon Snow: "He's prettier than both my daughters, but he knows how to fight." (Witty Insult)
Episode 9: The Dance of Dragons
Ellaria pours her glass of wine onto the carpet, in protest of Doran Martell's toast to King Tommen. (Witty Insult)
Episode 10: Mother's Mercy
to Bronn: "You want a good girl, but you need the bad pussy." (Funny Line)
Glasses of Wine Consumed
Episode 5: Kill the Boy
Ramsay drinks while talking with Reek. (Glass of Wine Consumed)
Ramsay drinks after proposing a toast to Sansa Stark. "My lady, we are all a family, we Northerners. Our blood ties go back thousands of years. So I'd like to drink to our wedding. May our happiness spread from Moat Cailin to the Last Hearth." (Glass of Wine Consumed)
Ramsay drinks again from his refilled cup, after Roose Bolton announces that Fat Walda Frey is pregnant. (Glass of Wine Consumed)
Ramsay drinks while discussing the Bolton line of succession with his father Roose Bolton. (Glass of Wine Consumed)
Ramsay refills his cup as Roose Bolton tells him the story of her mother. (Glass of Wine Consumed)
Episode 10: Mother's Mercy
Ellaria drinks the vial of antidote from Tyene. (Glass of Wine Consumed)
submitted by nyan (approved!)
Acts of Intercourse
Episode 4: The Sons of the Harpy
19:50 (+10) Melisandre:
Melisandre visits the Lord Commander's chambers and undresses herself, in an attempt to woo Jon Snow. (Non-sexual Nude Scene)
Episode 5: Kill the Boy
Ramsay takes Myranda from behind after their lover's quarrel over Ramsay's marriage to Sansa Stark. (Act of Intercourse)
Episode 6: Unbowed, Unbent, Unbroken
Ramsay rapes Sansa Stark on their wedding night. "Reek... I told you to watch. You've known Sansa since she was a girl. Now watch her become a woman." (Act of Intercourse)
Episode 7: The Gift
41:14 (+10) Tyene Sand:
Tyene strips down to toy with Bronn as he suffers from the effects of her poisoned dagger. (Non-sexual Nude Scene)
Special
Episode 6: Unbowed, Unbent, Unbroken
Ramsay makes Reek stay in the bedchamber to watch him rape Sansa. "Oh, no, no, no. You stay here, Reek. You watch." (Special)
Ramsay tortures Sansa Stark on their wedding night by raping her with Reek (Theon Greyjoy) watching. "Reek... I told you to watch. You've known Sansa since she was a girl. Not watch her become a woman." (Special)
Episode 9: The Dance of Dragons
"Hear us now, my Lord. For you, we offer up this girl, that you may cleanse her with your fire and that its light may lead our way. Accept this token of our faith, my Lord, and lead us from the darkness. Lord of Light, show us the way. Lord of Light, protect us. For the night is dark and full of terrors." (Special)