Lanisdruks
softkakie Game of Thrones Pool
Owner: jasondruker1
47.5 roto pts (#1)
Z-Score:
1.366 (percentile: 91.41%)
Weeks at #1: 1
Categories won:
Kills (599), Deaths (69), Special (147)
Best Week:
Episode 10: The Winds of Winter
(+9 roto points)
Team MVP:
Cersei Lannister
(picked #3,
665 points,
73.24% of team total)
Roster Stats
Roster
charId | Character | Special |
---|---|---|
18 |
Cersei Lannister
Queen Regent of the Seven Kingdoms and mother to King Tommen. Afflicted by a rare water allergy.
|
* +1 special point every time she pours wine or requests a glass be poured * +1 point when someone (excl. Jaime) references incest with Jaime or her childrens' bastardy directly to her * 2x multiplier for sex acts involving incest (first cousin or closer) |
10 |
Hodor
Hodor hodor Hodor hodor Hodor hodor Hodor hodor Hodor hodor Hodor hodor Hodor. hodor.
|
+1 point for every utterance of "Hodor" |
37 |
Missandei
A freed slave from Astapor, who serves Daenerys as an advisor and translator.
|
+1 point for each scene where she speaks Valyrian or translates. |
74 |
Grand Maester Pycelle
The Grand Maester of the Seven Kingdoms. Pycelle is highly educated and serves as an advisor to the King.
|
+1 point when he walks 5 or more steps in a row without stopping |
8 |
Rickon Stark
The youngest of the Stark children. He splits off from Bran and travels with Osha to the Last Hearth, seat of House Umber.
|
+1 point for every scene where he has a speaking line Shaggydog's actions contribute to his points. |
225 |
Khal Moro
The leader of a new Khalasar of Dothraki.
|
[Possible special to be determined after character appears] |
80 |
Gendry
A bastard son of Robert Baratheon, although this fact is not widely known (even to Gendry himself). After being captured by Melisandre, he is freed by Ser Davos and escaped Dragonstone by rowboat. His whereabouts are currently unknown.
|
+1 point for each act of blacksmithing. |
195 |
Septa Unella
A Septa and member of the Most Devout, the council that rules the Faith of the Seven. She rings the shame! shame! shame! bell.
|
+1 point for each bell ringing (S6 onwards) |
Kills
Hodor shuts the door on the horde of wights, severing the hand of one who just managed to slip its arm past the door.
(Major Injury of Unnamed Character)
17:14
(+60)
Cersei Lannister:
A candle burns down to ignite the cache of wildfire buried beneath the Sept of Baelor, creating a massive detonation that obliterates the Sept and the audience awaiting Cersei's Trial by Seven. The High Sparrow, Lancel Lannister, Kevan Lannister, Mace Tyrell, Loras Tyrell, and Margaery Tyrell perish as the wildfire explosion erupts through the floor of the Sept.
(Kill of Named Character)
submitted by nyan (approved!)
17:15
(+452)
Cersei Lannister:
A candle burns down to ignite the cache of wildfire buried beneath the Sept of Baelor, creating a massive detonation that obliterates the Sept and the audience awaiting Cersei's Trial by Seven. Along with the High Sparrow, Small Council, and the Tyrell royal family, 226 other members of the audience perish as the wildfire explosion erupts through the floor of the Sept.
(Kill of Unnamed Character)
17:30
(+4)
Cersei Lannister:
Two King's Landing pedestrians are consumed in the Sept of Baelor wildfire explosion.
(Kill of Unnamed Character)
17:31
(+76)
Cersei Lannister:
38 pedestrians in the square outside the Sept of Baelor are overrun as the explosion of wildfire spills outward onto the streets of King's Landing.
(Kill of Unnamed Character)
17:36
(+6)
Cersei Lannister:
A King's Landing pedestrian is crushed by a bell jettisoned from the explosion at the Sept of Baelor. Two other pedestrians are also destroyed as the alley becomes engulfed in wildfire.
(Kill of Unnamed Character)
Political Wins
Daenerys is presented as a prisoner to Khal Moro after she is captured by his Dothraki horde. "For you, my Khal. The white-haired girl we found in the hills."
(New Follower/Prisoner)
39:52
(+3)
Cersei Lannister:
Despite their initial protests, Cersei convinces the Hand of the King Kevan Lannister and Olenna Tyrell to go with her plan to march the Tyrell army into King's Landing to arrest the High Sparrow and rescue Queen Margaery.
Kevan Lannister: "We'll have civil war. Many will die."
Olenna Tyrell: "Many will die no matter what we do. Better them than us." (Convincing Argument)
Kevan Lannister: "We'll have civil war. Many will die."
Olenna Tyrell: "Many will die no matter what we do. Better them than us." (Convincing Argument)
42:26
(+3)
Cersei Lannister:
Cersei convinces Jaime to accept Tommen's assignment to lead the Lannister army to assist Walder Frey in taking back Riverrun.
"Stand at the head of our army where you belong, where Father wanted you. Show our men where their loyalties belong. Show them what Lannisters are, what we do to our enemies. And take that stupid little castle back because it's ours and because you can." (Convincing Argument)
"Stand at the head of our army where you belong, where Father wanted you. Show our men where their loyalties belong. Show them what Lannisters are, what we do to our enemies. And take that stupid little castle back because it's ours and because you can." (Convincing Argument)
17:18
(+3)
Cersei Lannister:
Cersei destroys the Sept of Baelor in an explosion of wildfire, killing most of the Tyrell royal family and the King's Small Council.
(Act of Betrayal)
18:22
(+3)
Cersei Lannister:
Cersei takes Septa Unella prisoner, tying her down to a table as she tortures her. "Confess. It felt good. Beating me, starving me, frightening me, humiliating me. You didn't do it because you cared about my atonement. You did it because it felt good. ... I killed your High Sparrow, and all his little sparrows ... because it felt good to watch them burn. It felt good to imagine their shock and their pain. No thought has ever given me greater joy."
(New Follower/Prisoner)
63:11
(+3)
Cersei Lannister:
Qyburn: "I now proclaim Cersei of the House Lannister, First of Her Name, Queen of the Andals and the First Men, Protector of the Seven Kingdoms. Long may she reign."
(New Title)
Insults Delivered / Funny Lines
23:57
(+3)
Septa Unella:
Margery: "I am the Queen and I demand to see my brother."
Unella: "Sinners do not make demands. They make confessions" (Comeback)
Unella: "Sinners do not make demands. They make confessions" (Comeback)
submitted by smarlow13 (approved!)
Khal Moro: "Seeing a beautiful woman naked for the first time, what is better than that?"
Bloodrider 1: "Killing another Khal?"
Khal Moro: "Yes, killing another Khal."
Bloodrider 2: "Conquering a city and taking her people as slaves, and taking her idols back to Vaes Dothrak."
Bloodrider 1: "Breaking a wild horse, forcing it to submit to your will."
Khal Moro: "Seeing a beautiful woman naked for the first time is among the five best things in life." (Funny Line)
Bloodrider 1: "Killing another Khal?"
Khal Moro: "Yes, killing another Khal."
Bloodrider 2: "Conquering a city and taking her people as slaves, and taking her idols back to Vaes Dothrak."
Bloodrider 1: "Breaking a wild horse, forcing it to submit to your will."
Khal Moro: "Seeing a beautiful woman naked for the first time is among the five best things in life." (Funny Line)
Khal Moro reorts to Daenerys rattling off her many titles after being taking prisoner: "You are nobody, the millionth of your name, Queen of Nothing, slave of Khal Moro."
(Witty Insult)
31:55
(+3)
Grand Maester Pycelle:
"And what he's done to Gregor Clegane, is an abomination. We never sanctioned this, this... experiment, and I for one think it is in our best interest to have this beast destr- *gas leak*"
(Funny Line)
submitted by klov3r (approved!)
Tyrion: "Trust me. My own recent experience with slavery have taught me the horrors of that institution."
Missandei: "How many days were you a slave?"
Tyrion: "...long enough to know."
Missandei: "Not long enough to understand." (Witty Insult)
Missandei: "How many days were you a slave?"
Tyrion: "...long enough to know."
Missandei: "Not long enough to understand." (Witty Insult)
Tyrion, in Valyrian: "Large sorry... you wait so fat time."
Missandei: "Perhaps I should translate for you." (Funny Line)
Missandei: "Perhaps I should translate for you." (Funny Line)
to Daenerys: "All right. No Dosh Khaleen for you. Instead we'll take turns fucking you. And then we'll let our bloodriders fuck you. And if there's anything left of you, we'll give our horses a turn."
(Threat)
12:53
(+3)
Cersei Lannister:
Lancel Lannister: "Order your man (Gregor Clegane) to step aside, or there will be violence."
Cersei: "... I choose violence." (Threat)
Cersei: "... I choose violence." (Threat)
21:10
(+3)
Cersei Lannister:
to Septa Unella: "This is Ser Gregor Clegane. He's quiet, too. Your Gods have forsaken you. This is your god now."
(Threat)
(Threat)
21:49
(+3)
Cersei Lannister:
as she locks Septa Unella in with Gregor Clegane: "Shame. Shame. Shame."
(Witty Insult)
Glasses of Wine Consumed
19:25
(+5)
Cersei Lannister:
Cersei takes a sip while speaking with her son Tommen.
(Glass of Wine Consumed)
submitted by rwrigley86 (approved!)
11:15
(+5)
Cersei Lannister:
Cersei drinks in her chambers as Qyburn arrives to deliver a request from the Faith Militant.
(Glass of Wine Consumed)
Grey Worm drinks in the Meereenese council room, as Tyrion toasts: "Here's to our Queen. Anyone not drinking is disrespecting our Queen."
(Glass of Wine Consumed)
17:51
(+5)
Cersei Lannister:
Cersei drinks as she watches the wildfire explosion engulf the Sept of Baelor from the safety of her chambers in the Red Keep.
(Glass of Wine Consumed)
18:15
(+5)
Septa Unella:
Septa Unella has a cup of wine poured over her face as she is being tortured by Cersei Lannister.
(Glass of Wine Consumed)
18:32
(+5)
Septa Unella:
Following up on the cup, Septa Unella has an entire pitcher of wine poured over her face as she is being tortured by Cersei Lannister.
(Glass of Wine Consumed)
Acts of Intercourse
43:08
(+10)
Cersei Lannister:
Cersei and Jaime get it on after hot and heavy dirty talk about the power of House Lannister and destroying their enemies. "They've made us both stronger, all of them. They have no idea how strong we are. No idea what we're going to do to them. We've always been together. We'll always be together."
(Act of Intercourse)
4:56
(+5)
Grand Maester Pycelle:
Pycelle gets dressed for the Trials by Seven after a session with a prostitute.
(Act of Intercourse)
Deaths
46:00
(+10)
Rickon Stark:
Smalljon Umber brings Ramsay the severed head of Rickon Stark's direwolf, Shaggydog, to prove his prisoner's identity.
(Death)
Khal Moro is burned alive inside the Temple of the Dosh Khaleen as Daenerys shoves the last torchstand at him.
(Death)
+1 for Rickon Stark
+1 for Rickon Stark, +1 for Khal Moro
+1 for Rickon Stark, +1 for Hodor, +1 for Khal Moro
+1 for Rickon Stark, +1 for Hodor, +1 for Khal Moro
+1 for Rickon Stark, +1 for Hodor, +1 for Khal Moro
14:39
(+0)
Rickon Stark:
Smalljon Umber tosses out Shaggydog's severed head to prove to Jon and Sansa that they have Rickon as their prisoner.
(Dead Body Appearance)
submitted by Lem Lemoncake (approved!)
35:44
(+10)
Rickon Stark:
Rickon is killed by an arrow through his chest by Ramsay Bolton, after being given a chance to run to freedom towards the Stark army.
(Death)
+1 for Rickon Stark, +1 for Hodor, +1 for Khal Moro
13:16
(+10)
Grand Maester Pycelle:
Grand Maester Pycelle is viciously stabbed to death by Qyburn's Little Birds after he is lured to his laboratory.
Qyburn: "This pains me, my lord. Whatever your faults, you do not deserve to die alone in such a cold, dark place. But sometimes before we can usher in the new, the old must be put to rest." (Death)
Qyburn: "This pains me, my lord. Whatever your faults, you do not deserve to die alone in such a cold, dark place. But sometimes before we can usher in the new, the old must be put to rest." (Death)
+1 for Rickon Stark, +1 for Rickon Stark, +1 for Hodor, +1 for Khal Moro
Special
22:29
(+3)
Cersei Lannister:
Jaime refers to Myrcella's parentage as Cersei grives: "Listen- listen to me. She was my daughter and I failed her."
(Special)
32:28
(+3)
Cersei Lannister:
Olenna to Cersei: "Margaery is the Queen. You are not the Queen, because you're not married to the king. I do appreciate these things can get a bit confusing in your family."
(Special)
(Special)
33:53
(+3)
Grand Maester Pycelle:
Pycelle takes several steps as he quickly shuffles past Gregor Clegane on his way out of the Small Council room.
(Special)
submitted by stefanik62 (approved!)
in Valyrian to the former slaves: "I do not trust them (the slave mastesr). I will never trust them. ... but as a wise man once said, 'We make peace with our enemies, not out friends'."
(Special)
35:13
(+6)
Grand Maester Pycelle:
Pycelle walks two arduous marathons after Cersei shows up and gives him the boot from King Tommen's quarters.
The 400m: 5 steps immediately as Cersei enters the room
The 10k: 23 step traversal to get around the table and out the door. (Special)
The 400m: 5 steps immediately as Cersei enters the room
The 10k: 23 step traversal to get around the table and out the door. (Special)
"Ho-dor Hooodor [hodedor hodedor] hooodor hooodor hodor. hodor. Hodor. Hodor. Hodor. Hodor. Hodor."
(Special)
42:10
(+3)
Cersei Lannister:
Jaime: "He has our son! He stole our son! He's torn our family apart."
(Special)
5:10
(+3)
Grand Maester Pycelle:
Pycelle makes it 11 steps while walking down the stairs from his chambers, before one of Qyburn's Little Birds calls him back to deliver a message. He begrudingly turns around to begin the trek back.
(Special)
10:26
(+3)
Cersei Lannister:
Cersei pours herself a glass of wine while observing the events at the Sept of Baelor from afar.
(Special)
11:32
(+3)
Grand Maester Pycelle:
Pycelle just makes it 6 steps into Qyburn's laboratory before stopping.
(Special)
18:15
(+3)
Cersei Lannister:
Cersei pours out her glass of wine over Septa Unella's face as she is bound to a table. "Confess."
(Special)
18:32
(+3)
Cersei Lannister:
After emptying her glass, Cersei returns to pour out an entire pitcher of wine over Septa Unella's face as she tortures her.
(Special)