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Myrish Swamp

The Berkeley League GoT S5

Owner: elaine

8-2, 59.5 roto pts (#1)
Z-Score: 2.143 (percentile: 98.41%)
Weeks at #1: 5
Categories won: Political Wins (63), Acts of Intercourse (75), Special (57)
Best Week: Episode 1: The Wars to Come (+10 roto points)
Team MVP: Cersei Lannister (picked #3, 138 points, 34.07% of team total)
Longest winstreak: W-5

Roster Stats

Character Drafted Total Kills Politics Insults Wine Sex Thrones Deaths Special Feels
Queen Regent of the Seven Kingdoms and mother to King Tommen.
#3 138 0 12 36 20 40 0 0 30 0
Leader of the Second Sons, a sellsword company who broke their contract and now sides with Daenerys.
#35 78 29 3 15 5 20 0 0 6 0
The eldest brother of King Robert, he is the rightful heir to the Irone Throne.
#19 60 14 15 9 0 0 0 10 12 0
The head of House Martell of Dorne, and elder brother of Prince Oberyn Martell.
#30 47 0 24 18 5 0 0 0 0 0
A Red Priestess from Asshai, she is a close advisor to Stannis.
#14 29 10 3 3 0 10 0 0 3 0
Lord Stannis Baratheon's wife. She is a strong believer in the new faith of the red priestess Melisandre, who follows the Lord of Light.
#46 20 10 0 0 0 0 0 10 0 0
The Maester of the Night's Watch. In a previous life he was born Aemon Targaryen, a great-uncle of Daenerys.
#51 19 0 6 0 0 0 0 13 0 0
The High Septon is leader of the Faith of the Seven.
#67 11 0 0 0 0 5 0 0 6 0
Head of House Royce, bannermen to House Arryn of the Vale.
#94 3 0 0 3 0 0 0 0 0 0
A childhood friend of Cersei Lannister.
#83 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0
The head of House Greyjoy and Lord of the Iron Islands. He is the father of Theon, who was given up as a ward to the Starks after Balon's failed rebellion against the Iron Throne.
#62 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0
Magister of Pentos, one of the free cities of Essos. He hosted the exiled Viserys and Daenerys Targaryen.
#78 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0
Totals 405 63 63 84 30 75 0 33 57 0

Roster

charId Character Special
18
Queen Regent of the Seven Kingdoms and mother to King Tommen.
* +1 special point every time she pours wine or requests a glass be poured
* +1 point when someone (excl. Jaime) references incest with Jaime or her childrens' bastardy directly to her
* 2x multiplier for sex acts involving incest (first cousin or closer)
52
A Red Priestess from Asshai, she is a close advisor to Stannis.
* +1 point for mentioning that "the night is dark and full of terrors" * +1 each time she mentions a vision she sees in the flames
51
The eldest brother of King Robert, he is the rightful heir to the Irone Throne.
+1 point each time he makes a Stannis-style pedantic correction.
+1 point when he mentions that someone will/should "bend the knee" [new]
185
The head of House Martell of Dorne, and elder brother of Prince Oberyn Martell.
+1 point for every on-screen step he takes
36
Leader of the Second Sons, a sellsword company who broke their contract and now sides with Daenerys.
+1 point each time he flirts with Daenerys.
125
Lord Stannis Baratheon's wife. She is a strong believer in the new faith of the red priestess Melisandre, who follows the Lord of Light.
+1 point when she does something crazy or New Age.
42
The Maester of the Night's Watch. In a previous life he was born Aemon Targaryen, a great-uncle of Daenerys.
+1 point when he tells a story from his past
+1 politics point when he overrules decisions by other members of the Night's Watch.
62
The head of House Greyjoy and Lord of the Iron Islands. He is the father of Theon, who was given up as a ward to the Starks after Balon's failed rebellion against the Iron Throne.
178
The High Septon is leader of the Faith of the Seven.
+1 for officiating a religious ceremony
161
Magister of Pentos, one of the free cities of Essos. He hosted the exiled Viserys and Daenerys Targaryen.
197
A childhood friend of Cersei Lannister.
111
Head of House Royce, bannermen to House Arryn of the Vale.
Kills
Episode 2: The House of Black and White
Daario beheads Mossador with his arakh in a public execution. Mossador was sentenced to death on Daenerys' orders, after he murdered the captive Son of the Harpy. (Kill of Named Character)
Episode 9: The Dance of Dragons
Stannis sacrifices his own daughter Shireen to the Lord of Light, allowing the red priestess Melisandre to burn her at the stake. (Kill of Named Character)
33:57 (+10) Melisandre:
Melisandre burns Shireen Baratheon at the stake after convincing Stannis that her king's blood must be sacrificed. "It will all be over soon, Princess." (Kill of Named Character)
Daario kills two Sons of the Harpy as they reveal themselves and try to attack Daenerys. (Kill of Unnamed Character)
Daario kills another Son of the Harpy while defending Daenerys in the fighting pit gallery. (Kill of Unnamed Character)
Daario cuts down four enemies as Daenerys' group becomes encircled by the Sons of the Harpy mob. (Kill of Unnamed Character)
Daario slices a Son of the Harpy with his arakh in the middle of the fighting pits. (Kill of Unnamed Character)
Daario throws his dagger into the stomach of a spear-wielding Son of the Harpy. (Kill of Unnamed Character)
Episode 10: Mother's Mercy
Selyse hangs herself after she is devastated by the sacrificial burning of her daughter Shireen. (Kill of Named Character)
Stannis kills two Bolton soldiers who attempt to finish him off in the woods outside Winterfell. (Kill of Unnamed Character)
Political Wins
Episode 2: The House of Black and White
Cersei stacks the Small Council in her favor, appointing the loyal Mace Tyrell as Master of Coin and Qyburn as Master of Whisperers, over the protests of Grand Maester Pycelle and Kevan Lannister.
Grand Maester Pycelle: "Your Grace... him? This- this man (Qyburn)? This... embarrassment to the Citadel? ... what qualifications can he possibly have for this post?"
Cersei: "The qualification of loyalty, Grand Maester. That's far more than the eunuch ever had."
(Politics - uncategorized)
submitted by nyan (approved!)
Maester Aemon casts the deciding vote for Jon Snow in the Lord Commander election. (Politics - uncategorized)
Episode 3: The High Sparrow
Episode 4: The Sons of the Harpy
Cersei betrays the Tyrells, exposing Ser Loras' homosexuality to the High Sparrow and causing him to be arrested. (Politics - uncategorized)
submitted by moonbaseu92 (approved!)
Episode 5: Kill the Boy
Maester Aemon convinces Jon to follow through with his convictions. "Kill the boy, Jon Snow. Winter is almost upon us. Kill the boy and let the man be born." (Politics - uncategorized)
Stannis ignores Ser Davos Seaworth's caution and gives the order to mobilize the Baratheon army. "We have the advantage: more men, more horses, all fed and rested. But every day we wait, the odds shift in Bolton's favor. This could turn to winter at any moment. We have to act now. Give the order. We march at sunrise." (Politics - uncategorized)
Episode 6: Unbowed, Unbent, Unbroken
After their fight in the Water Gardens over Princess Myrcella, Jaime Lannister, Bronn, Obara, Nymeria, Tyene, and Ellaria Sand are all captured by Areo Hotah, the household guard for Doran Martell. (Politics - uncategorized)
Cersei's betrayal of the Tyrells is realized further, as her manipulation of the Faith's inquest lands both Ser Loras and Margaery Tyrell in prison after she assures Olenna Tyrell that the High Sparrow's inquest would be merely a formality. (Politics - uncategorized)
Episode 7: The Gift
Stannis orders his army to march on through the winter storm, against Ser Davos' counsel.
Davos Seaworth: "It's better to wait for the right time than risk everything."
Stannis: "This is the right time and I will risk everything. Because if I don't, we've lost. We march to victory or we march to defeat. But we go forward. Only forward."
(Politics - uncategorized)
Episode 9: The Dance of Dragons
Stannis overrules Ser Davos's protests, and orders him away to Castle Black.
Ser Davos: "The King's Hand should never abandon the king, especially in time of war."
Stannis: "You're not abandoning me. You're obeying a command ... Ride for Castle Black. Don't come back empty-handed."
(Politics - uncategorized)
Stannis denies Ser Davos' plead to escort the royal family back to Castle Black.
Davos: "Your Grace, perhaps Queen Selyse and Princess Shireen could accompany me."
Stannis: "My family stays with me."
Davos: "At least let me take Shireen. A siege is no place for a little girl."
Stannis: "My family stays with me."
(Politics - uncategorized)
Doran agrees to Tommen's request that Myrcella return to Dorne, over the angry protestations of Ellaria. (Politics - uncategorized)
Ellaria Sand breaks down and becomes a follower of Doran Martell again. "You can swear your allegiance to me now... or you can die." (Politics - uncategorized)
Melisandre has convinced Stannis Baratheon to offer up his daughter Shireen for a sacrifice of her "king's blood". (Politics - uncategorized)
Episode 10: Mother's Mercy
Daario directs traffic in Meereen in the absence of Daenerys, ordering Tyrion, Grey Worm, and Missandei to manage the city while he and Jorah venture out in search of Daenerys. "Good fortune, my friends. Meereen is ancient and glorious. Try not to ruin her." (Politics - uncategorized)
Insults Delivered / Funny Lines
Episode 1: The Wars to Come
Cersei inherit's Tywin's family lecture abilities.
to Jaime: "Tyrion may be a monster, but at least he killed our father on purpose. You killed him by mistake, with stupidity."
(Witty Insult)
as he watches Robin Arryn feebly train to fight: "Great warrior? He swings a sword like a girl with palsy." (Witty Insult)
Lancel: "I led you into the darkness."
Cersei: "I doubt you've ever led anyone anywhere."
(Witty Insult)
Episode 2: The House of Black and White
Jaime: "I'm going to make this better.
Cersei: "You've never made anything better."
(Witty Insult)
submitted by kas113 (approved!)
Doran: "Oberyn was slain during a trial by combat. By law, that is no murder."
Ellaria: "Your brother-"
Doran: "You don't have to remind me. He was my brother long before he was anything to you."
(Witty Insult)
Doran delivers a stern rebuke to the decision-making ability of Ellaria and his hot-headed subjects.
Doran: "You would have me go to war?"
Ellaria: "The whole country would have you go to war."
Doran: "Then we are lucky the whole country does not decide."
(Witty Insult)
submitted by moonbaseu92 (approved!)
Episode 3: The High Sparrow
Cersei with a jab to Margaery while talking to Tommen: "She's certainly very pretty, isn't she? Like a doll. She smiles quite a lot. Do you think she's intelligent? I can't quite tell, not that it matters." (Witty Insult)
submitted by wpearsal (approved!)
Stannis: "You're as stubborn as your father. And as honorable."
Jon Snow: "I can imagine no higher praise"
Stannis: "I didn't mean it as praise. Honor got your father killed."
(Witty Insult)
submitted by Reaper (approved!)
Jon Snow: "I heard it was best to keep your enemies close."
Stannis: "Whoever said that didn't have many enemies."
(Funny Line)
submitted by Reaper (approved!)
Episode 4: The Sons of the Harpy
After Cersei sends Lord Mace Tyrell away to Braavos to negotiate with the Iron Bank:
Grand Maester Pycelle "The small council getting smaller and smaller..."
Cersei "Not small enough."
(Threat)
submitted by wpearsal (approved!)
Episode 6: Unbowed, Unbent, Unbroken
Petyr Baelish: "Surely your uncle Kevan could muster a force."
Cersei: "My uncle Kevan has all the courage of a kitchen mouse."
(Witty Insult)
to Olenna Tyrell: "Ah, yes. The famously tart-tongued Queen of Thorns." (Witty Insult)
Olenna Tyrell: "He understood that sometimes we must work with our rivals rather than destroy them."
Cersei: "House Lannister has no rival."
(Threat)
Episode 7: The Gift
Cersei taunts Margaery in the dungeons: "This is horrible. Unacceptable. Are they feeding you enough at least? I brought you this. Venison. It's quite good. I had it myself for supper only last night." (Witty Insult)
to Septa Unella: "Look at me! Look at my face. It's the last thing you'll see before you die." (Threat)
Episode 8: Hardhome
to Septa Unella: "I can make sure you die in the most hideous way imaginable. And all I do is sit here imaginging hideous ways for you to die." (Threat)
Episode 9: The Dance of Dragons
after Ellaria Sand insults him: "You are mother to four of my nieces, girls I love very much. For their sake, I hope you live a long and happy life. Speak to me that way again, and you won't." (Witty Insult)
Areo Hotah; "Prince Doran, Ser Bronn of the Blackwater."
Doran: "I didn't realize there were 'knights' of the Blackwater"
(Witty Insult)
Jaime: "[Trystane Martell] has agreed to grant you your freedom."
Bronn: "I'm glad to hear it. Pie looks good."
[Areo Hotah possibly breaks Bronn's jaw with an elbow to the face]
Doran: "...Perhaps some soup instead."
(Witty Insult)
to Ellaria Sand: "I believe in second chances. I don't believe in third chances." (Threat)
Daario talks about his history in the fighting pits: "But the pile of angry muscles (strong and slow pit fighters) never had any muscles here, or... *points dagger at Hizdahr's head* here. And the big men were always too slow to stop my dagger from going where their muscles weren't."

Read more at: http://transcripts.foreverdreaming.org/viewtopic.php?f=67&t=18722
(Witty Insult)
Hizdahr zo Loraq: "Your Grace-"
Daario: "Shut your mouth."
(Threat)
Episode 10: Mother's Mercy
to Jorah, on Tyrion: "Does he always talk so much?"
Jorah: *nods*
(Funny Line)
Daario: "Have you ever tracked animals in the wilderness?"
Tyrion: "Not precisely, but I have other skills that would be useful."
Daario: "Can you fight?"
Tyrion: "I have fought. I don't claim to be a great warrior."
Daario: "Are you good on a horse?"
Tyrion: "Middling."
Daario: "So mainly you talk."
(Witty Insult)
on Grey Worm: "He is. He's the toughest man with no balls I ever met." (Witty Insult)
Glasses of Wine Consumed
Episode 1: The Wars to Come
Cersei drinks at the start of Tywin Lannister's wake, as she listens to Loras drone on about Tywin's "force to be reckoned with." (Glass of Wine Consumed)
Cersei's second glass of wine while listening to Lancel's attempt to convert her to religion. (Glass of Wine Consumed)
Daario drinks in bed with Daenerys. (Glass of Wine Consumed)
Episode 6: Unbowed, Unbent, Unbroken
Cersei drinks while talking with Lord Petyr Baelish. (Glass of Wine Consumed)
Episode 8: Hardhome
Cersei slurps up the probably alcoholic liquid that Septa Unella spills on the dungeon floor. (Glass of Wine Consumed)
Episode 9: The Dance of Dragons
Doran drinks after proposing a toast to Jaime Lannister. "Let us drink to Tommen, the First of His Name, King of the Andals and the First Men, Lord of the Seven Kingdoms." (Glass of Wine Consumed)
Acts of Intercourse
Episode 1: The Wars to Come
Daario pours wine after a session with Daenerys, as they discuss the re-opening of the fighting pits. (Act of Intercourse)
Episode 3: The High Sparrow
The High Septon is whipped naked through the streets of King's Landing after the Sparrows discover him in a brothel. (Non-sexual Nude Scene)
Episode 4: The Sons of the Harpy
19:50 (+10) Melisandre:
Melisandre visits the Lord Commander's chambers and undresses herself, in an attempt to woo Jon Snow. (Non-sexual Nude Scene)
Episode 7: The Gift
Daario and Daenerys share pillowtalk after a session in her chambers. (Act of Intercourse)
As he and Daenerys have post-sex pillow talk, Daario rolls on top of her and mounts her again. (Act of Intercourse)
submitted by angurtheconsumer (approved!)
Episode 10: Mother's Mercy
Cersei is stripped for her walk of atonement through the streets of King's Landing. (Non-sexual Nude Scene)
Deaths
Episode 7: The Gift
Maester Aemon dies of old age. "Egg. I dreamed that I was old." (Death)
Episode 8: Hardhome
+1 for Maester Aemon
Episode 9: The Dance of Dragons
+1 for Maester Aemon
Episode 10: Mother's Mercy
Selyse hangs herself after she is devastated by the sacrificial burning of her daughter Shireen. (Death)
The strong implication is that he was, in fact killed at the hands of Brienne of Tarth. I realize it wasn't technically on-screen and could be considered to be ambiguous, but we never saw Syrio Forel's death or the Hound's death, but the understanding is that they are dead as well. And if at the start of the next season, it turns out that he did, in fact, die, it'll be a little late to go back and add the points. Would the points be given to whoever has him at the beginning of next season, then? (Death)
submitted by cfitzgerald (approved!)
+1 for Maester Aemon
Special
Episode 1: The Wars to Come
to Jon Snow: "Convince [Mance] to bend the knee... or he burns." (Special)
While Daenerys holds court with Hizdahr zo Loraq, Daario pulls out his dagger and suggestively strokes its naked lady hilt while Daenerys eyes him. (Special)
as he threatens Mance Rayder with burning: "Bend the knee, I promise you mercy." (Special)
Episode 2: The House of Black and White
Jaime talks to Cersei about Myrcella. "The world can't know she's our daughter." (Special)
Episode 3: The High Sparrow
The High Septon administers the royal wedding of Tommen Baratheon and Margaery Tyrell. (Special)
Stannis corrects Jon Snow
Stannis: "You're as stubborn as your father. And as honorable."
Jon Snow: "I can imagine no higher praise"
Stannis: "I didn't mean it as praise. Honor got your father killed."
(Special)
submitted by Reaper (approved!)
The High Septon tends to the needs of devout prostitutes in Littlefinger's brothel, in an elaborate ceremony of the Seven. (Special)
submitted by nyan (approved!)
Episode 4: The Sons of the Harpy
Cersei pours a glass of wine during her meeting with the High Sparrow, though he refuses.
Cersei: "The old High Septon would have asked the vintage."
High Sparrow: "I could say that our minds are temples to the Seven and should be kept pure. But the truth is, I don't like the taste."
(Special)
Episode 5: Kill the Boy
Stannis corrects First Builder Yarwyck during a meeting of the Night's Watch.
Othell Yarwyck: "Let them die (the Wildlings). We got out our own to worry about. Less enemies for us."
Stannis: "Fewer."
(Special)
Episode 6: Unbowed, Unbent, Unbroken
Lord Baelish makes a sly reference to Cersei's incest.
Cersei: "I'm the insulted party, Lord Baelish. Ser Loras was promised to me, instead he chose the company of boys."
Petyr: "One's choice of companion is a most curious thing."
(Special)
Cersei refills her glass of wine while talking with Lord Petyr Baelish. (Special)
Episode 9: The Dance of Dragons
"Hear us now, my Lord. For you, we offer up this girl, that you may cleanse her with your fire and that its light may lead our way. Accept this token of our faith, my Lord, and lead us from the darkness. Lord of Light, show us the way. Lord of Light, protect us. For the night is dark and full of terrors." (Special)
Daario stares dreamily into Daenerys' eyes while talking about his past as a pit fighter: "Yes, whenever I saw a beast like that one standing across from me making his beast faces, I knew I could rest easy." (Special)
Episode 10: Mother's Mercy
The High Septon confronts Cersei with the charges of her incest: "There are those that say your children were not fathered by King Robert, that they are bastards born of incest and adultery." (Special)
submitted by wpearsal (approved!)
Members of the crowd insult Cersei with references of her incest, as she performs her walk of atonement through the streets of King's Landing.
49:25: A man yells: "Bitch! Brother fucker!"
49:48: Indistinctly from the crowd: "Brother fucker!"
50:10: A man exposes himself and exclaims: "I'm a Lannister. Suck me off!"
50:51: A women yells on the stairs before being bludgeoned by a Sparrow: "Brother fucker!"
52:07: A man yells just before Cersei reaches the Red Keep's gates: "Brother fucker!"
(Special)
submitted by coconnor723 (approved!)