DAKINGINDANORF
Lorath Exile (Public #43)
Owner: michael741776
4-6, 39 roto pts (#5)
Z-Score:
-0.173 (percentile: 43.15%)
Weeks at #1: 0
Categories won:
Best Week:
Episode 7: The Gift
(+9.5 roto points)
Team MVP:
Barristan Selmy
(picked #22,
48 points,
26.37% of team total)
Longest winstreak: W-2
Roster Stats
Roster
| charId | Character | Special |
|---|---|---|
| 23 |
Bronn
A former sellsword, who has risen through the ranks of nobility thanks to his fighting skills and work for the Lannisters. He is arranged to marry Lollys Stokeworth, and eventually inherit a lordship and castle of his own.
|
+1 point when he gives expert critique/advice on fighting strategy |
| 57 |
Margaery Tyrell
The daughter of Mace Tyrell, head of House Tyrell. Betrothed to King Tommen, she is the queen-to-be and active in the politics of King's Landing.
|
+1 point every time she interlocks arms with someone while walking. |
| 35 |
Barristan Selmy
The former Lord Commander of the Kingsguard of Robert and Joffrey Baratheon. After being dismissed by King Joffrey, he joins Daenerys to serve as her advisor and Queensguard.
|
+1 point when he makes a suggestion to Daenerys and she ignores it. |
| 190 |
Tyene Sand
One of Oberyn Martell's bastard children, known as the Sand Snakes.
|
+1 for invoking the name of Oberyn Martell |
| 191 |
Obara Sand
One of Prince Oberyn Martell's bastard children, known as the Sand Snakes.
|
+1 for invoking the name of Oberyn Martell |
| 192 |
High Sparrow
Leader of the Sparrows, a religious movement within the Faith of the Seven.
|
1 politics point every time he (or Sparrows under his order) publicly out a named character for their sins |
| 194 |
Bowen Marsh
The First Steward of the Night's Watch.
|
|
| 26 |
Lancel Lannister
A cousin of the Lannister children.
|
+1 politics point when he publicly outs a named character for their sins |
Kills
Bronn kills a snake slithering next to Jaime's head. "Breakfast."
(Kill of Unnamed Character)
Bronn attacks the Dornish riders, throwing his dagger into the throat of one and stabbing another with his sword.
(Kill of Unnamed Character)
Bronn cuts down the horse of one of the Dornish riders.
(Kill of Unnamed Character)
Bronn cuts down the fourth Dornish rider in the background, as Jaime fights with the third.
(Kill of Unnamed Character)
38:50
(+2)
Obara Sand:
Obara throws her spear through the head of the merchant who smuggled Jaime and Bronn into Dorne.
(Kill of Unnamed Character)
47:48
(+30)
Barristan Selmy:
Barristan arrives to the scene of the Unsullied ambush. He cuts down 15 of the Sons of the Harpy in an attempt to save Grey Worm, but is eventually cut down by the mob.
1. Slashed across the back as Barristan arrives
2. Slashed across the stomach as the mob engages
3. Slashed across the side after his first strike is parried
4. Held in place by Barristan to receive a stab from a fellow Son of the Harpy
5. Slashed across the chest
6. Sliced through the stomach
7. Sliced across the back
8. Stabbed through the stomach
9. Beheaded from behind
10. Slashed through with an uppercut swing
11. Stabbed through the stomach
12. Slashes across the stomach
13. Slashes after stabbing Barristan's leg
14. Stabbed through while Barristan is kneeling on the ground
15. Stabbed simultaneously while another stabs Barristan through the stomach (mostly obscured behind the surviving fighter) (Kill of Unnamed Character)
1. Slashed across the back as Barristan arrives
2. Slashed across the stomach as the mob engages
3. Slashed across the side after his first strike is parried
4. Held in place by Barristan to receive a stab from a fellow Son of the Harpy
5. Slashed across the chest
6. Sliced through the stomach
7. Sliced across the back
8. Stabbed through the stomach
9. Beheaded from behind
10. Slashed through with an uppercut swing
11. Stabbed through the stomach
12. Slashes across the stomach
13. Slashes after stabbing Barristan's leg
14. Stabbed through while Barristan is kneeling on the ground
15. Stabbed simultaneously while another stabs Barristan through the stomach (mostly obscured behind the surviving fighter) (Kill of Unnamed Character)
Bronn knocks out Trystane Martell after he reaches for his sword.
(Minor Injury of Named Character)
34:09
(+2)
Tyene Sand:
Tyene manages to slash Bronn on the arm with her dagger, just before Areo Hotah and the Dornish guards arrive.
(Minor Injury of Named Character)
Political Wins
25:41
(+3)
Barristan Selmy:
Barristan convinces Daenerys to give the Son of the Harpy a fair trial instead of executing him immediately. "Your Grace... I served in [Mad King Aerys'] Kingsguard. I was at his side from the first. Your enemies did not lie."
(Politics - uncategorized)
5:53
(+3)
Margaery Tyrell:
After marrying Tommen Baratheon, Margaery becomes Queen of the Seven Kingdoms.
(Politics - uncategorized)
41:36
(+3)
Lancel Lannister:
Lancel leads the Sparrows into Littlefinger's brothel, where they discover the High Septon patronizing two prostitutes.
Lancel: "You have profaned our Faith. The Faith of our fathers and forefathers."
High Septon: "I am the High Septon of the-"
Lancel: "You are a sinner. And you shall be punished." (Politics - uncategorized)
Lancel: "You have profaned our Faith. The Faith of our fathers and forefathers."
High Septon: "I am the High Septon of the-"
Lancel: "You are a sinner. And you shall be punished." (Politics - uncategorized)
41:50
(+3)
High Sparrow:
The Sparrows have the High Septon paraded naked through the streets of King's Landing after they catch him with two prostitutes in Littlefinger's brothel. "Hypocrisy is a boil... lancing a boil is never pleasant, although they could have been more careful with the blade."
(Politics - uncategorized)
8:39
(+3)
High Sparrow:
Cersei meets with the High Sparrow, naming him as the new High Septon and granting him an army - the Faith Militant.
Cersei: "...an army in service to the Gods themselves. And to you, of course, as the chosen representative of the Seven."
High Sparrow: "An honor I've never expected. Or indeed, ever wished for."
Cersei: "Which is why you were chosen." (Politics - uncategorized)
Cersei: "...an army in service to the Gods themselves. And to you, of course, as the chosen representative of the Seven."
High Sparrow: "An honor I've never expected. Or indeed, ever wished for."
Cersei: "Which is why you were chosen." (Politics - uncategorized)
11:37
(+3)
High Sparrow:
The Faith Militant captures Loras as a prisoner.
Lancel Lannister: "Ser Loras, of House Tyrell. You have broken the laws of Gods and Men."
Loras Tyrell: "Who do you think you are?"
Lancel Lannister: "Justice." (Politics - uncategorized)
Lancel Lannister: "Ser Loras, of House Tyrell. You have broken the laws of Gods and Men."
Loras Tyrell: "Who do you think you are?"
Lancel Lannister: "Justice." (Politics - uncategorized)
11:41
(+3)
High Sparrow:
The Sparrows have Ser Loras seized after receiving a tip from Cersei about his homosexuality: "Ser Loras of House Tyrell, you have broken the laws of Gods and Men."
(Politics - uncategorized)
37:34
(+3)
Obara Sand:
Nymeria whips off a barrel concealing the captain that smuggled Jaime and Bronn into Dorne. He was captured after attempting to sell this information to Obara Sand.
(Politics - uncategorized)
37:39
(+3)
Obara Sand:
Obara discovers that Jaime has arrived in Dorne after interrogating the ship captain who smuggled him in. "A ship's captain who found me in Planky Town, claiming he had information to sell. He told me he smuggled Jaime Lannister into Dorne."
(Politics - uncategorized)
42:45
(+3)
High Sparrow:
The High Sparrow has Queen Margaery arrested for perjuring herself during Loras' inquest. "The Faith is satisfied there is enough evidence to bring a formal trial... for Ser Loras... and Queen Margaery."
(Politics - uncategorized)
42:47
(+3)
High Sparrow:
The High Sparrow names Margaery Tyrell a sinner for perjuring herself during Loras' inquest. "Bearing false witness before the Gods is a great a sin as any, My Lady. Take her."
(Politics - uncategorized)
58:03
(+3)
Lancel Lannister:
Lancel confesses his and Cersei's sins to the High Sparrow.
High Sparrow: "A young man (Lancel) came to us not long ago. Broken in body and spirit. He had so much to strip away. So much weighing him down. But piece by piece, he unburdened himself. Let go of vanity, pride, sin. Now his soul is so light, he will float through the Seven Heavens like a bird. Hmm. And he has much to say about you." (Politics - uncategorized)
High Sparrow: "A young man (Lancel) came to us not long ago. Broken in body and spirit. He had so much to strip away. So much weighing him down. But piece by piece, he unburdened himself. Let go of vanity, pride, sin. Now his soul is so light, he will float through the Seven Heavens like a bird. Hmm. And he has much to say about you." (Politics - uncategorized)
58:25
(+3)
High Sparrow:
The High Sparrow imprisons Cersei based on Lancel Lannister's confessions of her sins. "A young man (Lancel) came to us not long ago. Broken in body and spirit. He had so much to strip away. So much weighing him down. But piece by piece, he unburdened himself. Let go of vanity, pride, sin. Now his soul is so light, he will float through the Seven Heavens like a bird. Hmm. And he has much to say about you."
(Politics - uncategorized)
47:15
(+3)
High Sparrow:
The High Sparrow publicly announces the sins of Cersei Lannister to the people of King's Landing. "She has committed the acts of falsehood and fornication. She has confessed her sins and begged for forgiveness... She comes before you with a solemn heart, shorn of secrets, naked before the eyes of gods and men, to make her walk of atonement."
(Politics - uncategorized)
Insults Delivered / Funny Lines
10:54
(+3)
Margaery Tyrell:
to Cersei: "Can we bring you anything to eat or drink? I wish we had some wine for you, it's a bit early in the day for us."
(Witty Insult)
11:39
(+3)
Margaery Tyrell:
to Cersei: "Oh, forgive me. I haven't been at court for long, I get so confused. What's the proper way to address you now - Queen Mother or Dowager Queen?"
(Witty Insult)
11:51
(+3)
Margaery Tyrell:
to Cersei: "In any event, judging from the King's... enthusiasm... the Queen Mother will be a Queen Grandmother soon."
(Witty Insult)
"There's nothing like a good fight to get you in the mood for fucking. And there's nothing like a fuck-mad Dornish girl to clear your head for the next fight."
(Funny Line)
Dornish Rider: "You're from King's Landing."
Bronn: "Accent gave me away? Flea Bottom, whelped and whipped." (Funny Line)
Bronn: "Accent gave me away? Flea Bottom, whelped and whipped." (Funny Line)
to Jaime, after knocking one of the Dornish riders off his horse: "That one should be slow enough."
(Funny Line)
Bronn: "And once we've got the princess, then what?"
Jaime: "I like to improvise."
Bronn: "That explains the golden hand." (Witty Insult)
Jaime: "I like to improvise."
Bronn: "That explains the golden hand." (Witty Insult)
33:42
(+3)
High Sparrow:
"... the holy text, the Seven-Pointed Star. If you don't have one in your library, I'll give you my own."
(Witty Insult)
34:49
(+3)
High Sparrow:
to Olenna Tyrell: "A lifetime of wealth and power has left you blind in one eye. You are the few, we are the many. And when the many stop fearing the few..."
(Threat)
Bronn gives a rendition of "The Dornishman's Wife" as he is locked in a cell opposite from the Sand Snakes'.
(Funny Line)
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40:27
(+3)
Obara Sand:
Bronn: "It's against my code to hurt a woman.
Obara: "It's amazing how many men we beat seem to have this code." (Witty Insult)
Obara: "It's amazing how many men we beat seem to have this code." (Witty Insult)
Bronn: "Dornish women are the most beautiful women in the world."
Tyene Sand: "Thank you."
Bronn: "I said Dornish women. I didn't say you." (Witty Insult)
Tyene Sand: "Thank you."
Bronn: "I said Dornish women. I didn't say you." (Witty Insult)
52:45
(+3)
Margaery Tyrell:
to Cersei: "Lies come easily to you. Everyone knows that. But innocence, decency, concern, you're not very good at those, I'm afraid. Perhaps that's why your son was so eager to cast you aside for me."
(Witty Insult)
53:34
(+3)
Margaery Tyrell:
to Cersei in the dungeons: "Get out you hateful bitch!"
(Threat)
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57:01
(+3)
High Sparrow:
to Cersei: "The Tyrells' finery will be stripped away. Their lies knocked down. Their true hearts laid bare for all to see. And so it will be for all of us. High and low alike. What will we find when we strip away your finery?"
(Threat)
Jaime Lannister: "Prince Trystane here is a man of mercy. He's agreed to grant you your freedom."
Bronn: "I'm glad to hear it. Pie looks good." (Funny Line)
Bronn: "I'm glad to hear it. Pie looks good." (Funny Line)
Glasses of Wine Consumed
Acts of Intercourse
41:14
(+10)
Tyene Sand:
Tyene strips down to toy with Bronn as he suffers from the effects of her poisoned dagger.
(Non-sexual Nude Scene)
Deaths
2:14
(+10)
Barristan Selmy:
Barristan's body lies in Daenery's throneroom after he was cut down by the Sons of the Harpy.
(Death)
+1 for Barristan Selmy
+1 for Barristan Selmy
+1 for Barristan Selmy
+1 for Barristan Selmy
+1 for Barristan Selmy