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Jaqen me crazy!

High techers

Owner: cerosner

3-7, 40.5 roto pts (#3)
Z-Score: 0 (percentile: 50%)
Weeks at #1: 0
Categories won: Kills (632)
Best Week: Episode 10: The Winds of Winter (+7.5 roto points)
Team MVP: Cersei Lannister (picked #7, 665 points, 84.5% of team total)
Longest winstreak: W-2

Roster Stats

Character Drafted Total Kills Politics Insults Wine Sex Thrones Deaths Special Feels
Queen Regent of the Seven Kingdoms and mother to King Tommen. Afflicted by a rare water allergy.
#7 665 598 15 9 15 10 0 0 18 0
Leader of the Second Sons, a sellsword company who now serves Daenerys Targaryen. He is also one of Daneerys' trusted advisors and her lover.
#23 37 14 3 15 5 0 0 0 0 0
The long-deceased head of House Stark. There are rumors that he may make a reappearance in flashback form for S6.
- 23 20 3 0 0 0 0 0 0 0
A wildling woman who serves the Starks. She splits off from Bran's group and travels with Rickon.
#58 18 0 0 3 0 5 0 10 0 0
An orphan boy of the Night's Watch, and a squire for Lord Commander Jon Snow. He is part of the mutiny that betrays Jon and leaves him for dead.
#55 11 0 0 0 0 0 0 11 0 0
Prince Doran Martell's son, and heir to Dorne. He is betrothed to Myrcella Baratheon, and accompanies her back to King's Landing to serve on the Small Council.
#42 11 0 0 0 0 0 0 11 0 0
The heir to Highgarden and regarded as one of the most skilled knights in Westeros. He is the brother of Margaery Tyrell. He is currently imprisoned by the High Sparrow for his alleged homosexual affairs with Olyvar, the brothel owner.
#39 10 0 0 0 0 0 0 10 0 0
Formerly the Master of Coin, Littlefinger is a conniving political mastermind and serves as Warden of the East after his behind-the-scenes assassination of Lisa Tully.
#10 6 0 6 0 0 0 0 0 0 0
The leader of the Faceless Men of Braavos, and a skilled assassin. He trains Arya to become an assassin in the House of Black and White.
#26 3 0 0 3 0 0 0 0 0 0
A member of the Night's Watch, and one of Jon Snow's few friends on the Wall.
- 3 0 0 3 0 0 0 0 0 0
Howland Reed, head of House Reed and a Stark bannerman in the times of King Aerys II and Rhaegar Targaryen.
- 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0
Totals 787 632 27 33 20 15 0 42 18 0

Roster

charId Character Special
18
Queen Regent of the Seven Kingdoms and mother to King Tommen. Afflicted by a rare water allergy.
* +1 special point every time she pours wine or requests a glass be poured
* +1 point when someone (excl. Jaime) references incest with Jaime or her childrens' bastardy directly to her
* 2x multiplier for sex acts involving incest (first cousin or closer)
79
Formerly the Master of Coin, Littlefinger is a conniving political mastermind and serves as Warden of the East after his behind-the-scenes assassination of Lisa Tully.
+1 point in the intercourse category for sex events that occur in his brothels
2x multiplier for betrayal events
+1 for every kiss he gives to Sansa
36
Leader of the Second Sons, a sellsword company who now serves Daenerys Targaryen. He is also one of Daneerys' trusted advisors and her lover.
+1 point each time he flirts with Daenerys.
105
The leader of the Faceless Men of Braavos, and a skilled assassin. He trains Arya to become an assassin in the House of Black and White.
+1 every time he dons a new disguise
In the event that a Faceless Man's identity is ambiguous, points are awarded to the character whose face is worn at the time of the scoring event.
60
The heir to Highgarden and regarded as one of the most skilled knights in Westeros. He is the brother of Margaery Tyrell. He is currently imprisoned by the High Sparrow for his alleged homosexual affairs with Olyvar, the brothel owner.
+1 point anytime someone refers to him using sword-based analogies, or any other reference to his sexuality.
1
The long-deceased head of House Stark. There are rumors that he may make a reappearance in flashback form for S6.
2x points for mentions that "Winter is coming"
+1 point each time he brandishes his greatsword, Ice
251
Howland Reed, head of House Reed and a Stark bannerman in the times of King Aerys II and Rhaegar Targaryen.
45
A member of the Night's Watch, and one of Jon Snow's few friends on the Wall.
Kills
Episode 3: Oathbreaker
Ned stabs the Targaryen Kingsguard, Gerold Hightower, through the throat. (Kill of Named Character)
An injured Howland comes to Ned's aid, stabbing Ser Arthur Dayne through the back of his neck. (Major Injury of Named Character)
Ned finishes off the mortally-wounded Targaryen Kingsguard Arthur Dayne. (Kill of Named Character)
Episode 4: Book of the Stranger
Daario catches up with the Dothraki guard before he can sound the alarm, strangling him and finally breaking his neck. (Kill of Unnamed Character)
Daario stabs Ahko through the back with his knife, saving Jorah's life. "Told you, I'm very attached to this knife." (Kill of Named Character)
Episode 9: Battle of the Bastards
Daario lops the head off of a Son of the Harpy, as he leads a horde of Dothraki screamers to storm the gates of Meereen. (Kill of Unnamed Character)
Episode 10: The Winds of Winter
A candle burns down to ignite the cache of wildfire buried beneath the Sept of Baelor, creating a massive detonation that obliterates the Sept and the audience awaiting Cersei's Trial by Seven. The High Sparrow, Lancel Lannister, Kevan Lannister, Mace Tyrell, Loras Tyrell, and Margaery Tyrell perish as the wildfire explosion erupts through the floor of the Sept. (Kill of Named Character)
submitted by nyan (approved!)
A candle burns down to ignite the cache of wildfire buried beneath the Sept of Baelor, creating a massive detonation that obliterates the Sept and the audience awaiting Cersei's Trial by Seven. Along with the High Sparrow, Small Council, and the Tyrell royal family, 226 other members of the audience perish as the wildfire explosion erupts through the floor of the Sept. (Kill of Unnamed Character)
A King's Landing pedestrian is crushed by a bell jettisoned from the explosion at the Sept of Baelor. Two other pedestrians are also destroyed as the alley becomes engulfed in wildfire. (Kill of Unnamed Character)
Political Wins
Episode 2: Home
Edd takes control of Castle Black after rallying the Wildlings to his side and capturing Alliser Thorne and the other traitors. (Acquire a New Castle/City/Army/Loot)
submitted by nyan (approved!)
Edd orders Ser Alliser Thorne, Olly, and the other traitors who killed Jon Snow to be locked up. "Throw them into the cells. Where they belong." (New Follower/Prisoner)
Episode 3: Oathbreaker
Jon Snow turns over the Lord Commandership of the Night's Watch to Edd.
Edd: "What do you want me to do with this?"
Jon Snow: Wear it. Burn it. Whatever you want. You have Castle Black. My watch is ended."
(New Title)
Episode 4: Book of the Stranger
Edd: "You swore a vow."
Jon Snow: "Aye, I pledged my life to the Night's Watch. I gave my life."
Edd: "For all nights to come."
(House Words)
Littlefinger prevails over Lord Yohn Royce's protests, convincing Robin Arryn to mobilize the forces of the Vale against the Boltons, ostensibly to rescue Sansa Stark. "Our Lord has spoken. Gather the Knights of the Vale. The time has come to join the fray." (Convincing Argument)
Despite their initial protests, Cersei convinces the Hand of the King Kevan Lannister and Olenna Tyrell to go with her plan to march the Tyrell army into King's Landing to arrest the High Sparrow and rescue Queen Margaery.
Kevan Lannister: "We'll have civil war. Many will die."
Olenna Tyrell: "Many will die no matter what we do. Better them than us."
(Convincing Argument)
Episode 6: Blood of My Blood
Cersei convinces Jaime to accept Tommen's assignment to lead the Lannister army to assist Walder Frey in taking back Riverrun.

"Stand at the head of our army where you belong, where Father wanted you. Show our men where their loyalties belong. Show them what Lannisters are, what we do to our enemies. And take that stupid little castle back because it's ours and because you can."
(Convincing Argument)
Episode 9: Battle of the Bastards
The Knights of the Vale rout the Bolton army, striking the shield formation from the rear and decimating the spearmen with a stream of cavalry, forcing Ramsay to retreat back to Winterfell. (Victorious Battle)
Episode 10: The Winds of Winter
Cersei destroys the Sept of Baelor in an explosion of wildfire, killing most of the Tyrell royal family and the King's Small Council. (Act of Betrayal)
Cersei takes Septa Unella prisoner, tying her down to a table as she tortures her. "Confess. It felt good. Beating me, starving me, frightening me, humiliating me. You didn't do it because you cared about my atonement. You did it because it felt good. ... I killed your High Sparrow, and all his little sparrows ... because it felt good to watch them burn. It felt good to imagine their shock and their pain. No thought has ever given me greater joy." (New Follower/Prisoner)
Daario reluctantly accepts his assignment to be left behind in Essos as ruler of Meereen.
Daario: "You'll get that throne you want so badly, I'm sure of it. I hope it brings you happiness. I pity the lords of Westeros. They have no idea what's coming for them."
(New Title)
A dying Lyanna Stark entrusts her newborn baby Jon Snow to her brother Ned. "You have to protect him. Promise me, Ned." (New Follower/Prisoner)
Qyburn: "I now proclaim Cersei of the House Lannister, First of Her Name, Queen of the Andals and the First Men, Protector of the Seven Kingdoms. Long may she reign." (New Title)
Insults Delivered / Funny Lines
Episode 1: The Red Woman
to Jorah: "You're a romantic. I admire that. Sometimes I look at you and I think - 'so that's what I'll be like when I grow old.'" (Witty Insult)
Episode 3: Oathbreaker
Episode 4: Book of the Stranger
Daario: "I don't think you can ride the Dragon. Twenty years ago, maybe."
Jorah: "What?"
Daario: "Our Queen. She's wild, you know. Don't let her size fool you. It's hard enough for me, and I'm a young man. You... I don't think your heart could take it."
(Witty Insult)
to Jorah: "If I win, I'm the shit who killed an old man. If I lose, I'm the shit who was killed by an old man. (Funny Line)
submitted by emilien.raggi (approved!)
when Jorah asks Daario to surrender his signature knife: "ahh... I'm... very attached to this knife." (Funny Line)
As he and Jorah watch a Dothraki couple going at it on the streets: "I should have been born a Dothraki." (Funny Line)
Episode 5: The Door
Night's Watchman: "Should we close the gate, Lord Commander?"
Edd: "I'm not the Lord Command- *looks around* yeah, *ahem* ... close the bloody gate."
(Funny Line)
submitted by nick.embrey (approved!)
Episode 8: No One
Lancel Lannister: "Order your man (Gregor Clegane) to step aside, or there will be violence."
Cersei: "... I choose violence."
(Threat)
Episode 10: The Winds of Winter
to Septa Unella: "This is Ser Gregor Clegane. He's quiet, too. Your Gods have forsaken you. This is your god now."
(Threat)
as she locks Septa Unella in with Gregor Clegane: "Shame. Shame. Shame." (Witty Insult)
Glasses of Wine Consumed
Episode 2: Home
Cersei takes a sip while speaking with her son Tommen. (Glass of Wine Consumed)
submitted by rwrigley86 (approved!)
Episode 4: Book of the Stranger
Edd drinks a mug of ale as Jon Snow receives the letter from Ramsay Bolton. (Glass of Wine Consumed)
Episode 8: No One
Cersei drinks in her chambers as Qyburn arrives to deliver a request from the Faith Militant. (Glass of Wine Consumed)
Episode 10: The Winds of Winter
Cersei drinks as she watches the wildfire explosion engulf the Sept of Baelor from the safety of her chambers in the Red Keep. (Glass of Wine Consumed)
Daario takes a drink after accepting his assignment to stay behind in Meereen. (Glass of Wine Consumed)
Acts of Intercourse
Episode 6: Blood of My Blood
Cersei and Jaime get it on after hot and heavy dirty talk about the power of House Lannister and destroying their enemies. "They've made us both stronger, all of them. They have no idea how strong we are. No idea what we're going to do to them. We've always been together. We'll always be together." (Act of Intercourse)
Deaths
Episode 10: The Winds of Winter
Loras Tyrell is engulfed as the wildfire explosion rips through the Sept of Baelor, destroying the entire section of King's Landing and killing all those inside. (Death)
Special
Episode 1: The Red Woman
Jaime refers to Myrcella's parentage as Cersei grives: "Listen- listen to me. She was my daughter and I failed her." (Special)
Episode 3: Oathbreaker
Olenna to Cersei: "Margaery is the Queen. You are not the Queen, because you're not married to the king. I do appreciate these things can get a bit confusing in your family."
(Special)
Episode 6: Blood of My Blood
Jaime: "He has our son! He stole our son! He's torn our family apart." (Special)
Episode 10: The Winds of Winter
Cersei pours herself a glass of wine while observing the events at the Sept of Baelor from afar. (Special)
Cersei pours out her glass of wine over Septa Unella's face as she is bound to a table. "Confess." (Special)